giving you guys the opportunity to headcanon away: how do you think hannibal and will would kiss each other, the first time? not the context or scene but the actual vibe of the kiss
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Maybe it's misogyny idk but I really really wish Meyers would write the rest of the series in Edward pov as in Midnight Sun's sequels but ik she's not writing them because they're so miserable to write or some such 🥲
It's so interesting and fun to read how Edward is dramatic, gentle and caring and also a little stupid wet cat over his love for Bella. This man has been so romance-starved that once he actually fell for someone he's thinking pages of monologues about his catholic guilt of his love for her
He's prowling the stage as he monologues. He's kissing the steps that Bella walks on. He thinks she's more exquisite than Rosalie and Bella is selfless and she's an angel and being with her gives him both euphoria and guilt. He says he can look at her forever, he's been looking at her, and that's all he's ever going to do. He wants to be with her, he doesn't want her to miss being a human.
I love his sense of humor
I think it's also partly my stupid sappy mind enjoying romance from the pov of a man absolutely simping over his lover
Yes it's a little toxic or a lot but why not he's fictional
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why is no one else talking about the fucking parallel between the episode 7 Jeremiah and Belly kiss and the eclipse Jacob and Bella kiss?!?!? they’re so the same. the HAND PLACEMENT???? Conrad being right behind them and seeing it while Edward was right behind them seeing it??? please tell me i’m not delusional
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The worst part of all the “Romeo and Juliet knew each other for less than a week, ugh, instalove!!11!1!” clownery is not just the fact that Shakespeare could/would not give a damn about realistic courtship patterns in his 2 1/2 hour cosmo-mythical Italian true crime drama. No, it’s the fact that literally no amount of courtship would be enough for these clowns.
R&J meet for many nights after that? Ugh, horny teens in instalove. R&J meet for a few months per the source material? Instalove and instalust!1!!1! R&J court for a year or more? They’ll be divorced by the second and you’ll know it!!1!1!
Never mind that R&J as the literal teens of feuding families do not have the time, agency, nor resources for a longer courtship. Never mind that them managing to evade even their dumbass parents for longer than a couple of weeks is a stretch that far outstrips a 1-night courtship. Shakespeare could have had the Chorus tell the audience that [insert respectable amount of time] has passed and R&J are in love now, but he knew it wouldn’t make the relationship more believable. And these clowns will still call it instalove anyway.
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just so we’re clear even if i end up hating every single character in twilight i will still always hate the guy who forced himself on bella (and thought it was funny when she got mad!) and then, on an entirely separate occasion, guilt tripped her by threatening suicide, the most.
(yes, we are acknowledging smeyers is racist, and wrote the wolves disrespectfully. no, that does not excuse all of jacob’s actions.)
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october is when i start watching the first half of new moon like my life depends on it
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do you know how insane i would become if we ever got breaking dawn from edward’s pov. stephenie meyer do you understand the power you hold.
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