headcanon bc i wanna share with someone: eddie changes pronouns to male and every lady/girl to boy when he sings (it comes naturally at this point, he's worked out how to make it work with the rhythm and what not) and steve blushes so hard because no one ever serenaded him? and eddie has such a beautiful voice, it just drives him crazy. best part is eddie sings along the radio the most romantic songs smiling sweetly at steve when they're driving with the kids and they don't pick up on it at all, while steve is in the front seat fucking shaking because he wants to kiss eddie so bad and dustin's just, are you okay steve? do you need to open the window? and eddie joins in with dotting on him like the fucker doesn't know what he's doing to his poor bf and steve bites him later (whether it's a punishment or reward is still undecided)

anon, this is for you 💍 I’ve had to sit at work all day thinking about this because i wanted to give it my full attention. Thank you for getting me through my day oh my god

But YES to everything you said!!! I can see Eddie singing under his breath if he’s at family video or out with Steve, just loud enough for Steve to hear. He’ll play it off that it’s just any random song but it’s ALWAYS a love song. One that has become a favourite of Steve’s is ‘something’ by George Harrison. I mean!!!

They might just be sitting at a diner waiting for food and eddie will start to sing just to Steve, taking every opportunity to trail his hand over Steve’s skin when he’s passing him cutlery or asking for a sip of his drink because he finished his too early. Steve just melts.

All Steve can think about is getting out as fast as possible and getting to Eddie’s place as fast as possible so he can finally scratch the itch under his skin, to kiss this man and show him how much he loves him. Eddie knows all of this which is why he takes an even longer time to finish his food as Steve keeps kicking at him under the table as his leg bounces with restless energy. Finding out that Steve is a sucker for romance and all he has to do is sing to him is the best thing that has ever happened to Eddie munson.

Thinking about..

Calling over handyman!Kiri anytime you have a minor inconvenience in your apartment so you can see him show up in his torn jeans and tool belt slung low on his hips.

He flashes that megawatt smile and tells you “no problem sweetheart, I can fix anything!”

Soon he will realize he’s making more calls to your house than anyone in the whole town…coincidence? Nah, there’s another leak he can fix while he’s at it.

I am in love with the idea of sugar daddy bakugou, he would have to physically drag me out of bed to class, I set like 5 alarms and then still not go

IT'S ABSURD, like you can't even lie to him abt it either because he has your whole schedule memorized!! You think you've finally gotten away with missing one morning class just to sleep in and cuddle, but NOPE, after one hit of the snooze button he's pulling off your blankets and flickering the lights on and off.

You're like, "can't i just be your housespouse, stay home and do chores???"

And he's frowning, "first you were beggin' me for tuition, now you don't even wanna go???" (i'd immediately get up to argue with him but that's another story)

He is so annoying lmfao. Has an argument for all of your complaints, and will try to slap your butt if you don't get up. And the worst part is that he really does want you to do well !!! and get a degree in case you need to support yourself ever. Good LUCK not feeling guilty and trying to get out of homework, too.....

(and LITERALLY ME THIS MORNING, my alarm rang for an hour and apparently i just did not give enough of a fuck to notice😭😭😭)

me getting an ask in my inbox laying out every single brush that rachel uses in her backgrounds including indie brushes that aren't a part of her usual adobe kyle webster kit, only to download and test them and find that they're all 100% correct:

yo I’m not gonna lie, I totally think Leo would have a full-blown breeding kink the second he gets married. have his babies pls he cannot beg you enough

B-BABES. THIS KILLED ME AND REVIVED ME AND REBOOTED MY ENTIRE NERVOUS SYSTEM. THANK YOU.

No bc he's been repressing that shit for SO long. You've been telling yourselves "we're too young to have kids, we're not ready to have kids" and he's been repeating that like a prayer but now he sees you every morning in his big button up shirts making pancakes and it hits him like a fucking truck. Leo "one or two won't hurt" Valdez?????? Kissing your neck with his hand in your pants telling you how you'd look so cute pregnant with his babies?????? Babe you don't stand a chance. If that didn't make you black out immediately he'll get you rambling, talking about getting knocked up, about how you want to make him a daddy. You ask him how many kids trying to distract yourself from how close he has you to cumming already and he bites your ear and mutters in a low intimate tone, breath hot against your skin, "As many as you'll push out? how's that sound?" You never have to worry about your egg count dropping because he has full plans to fertilize ALL of them. and jesus christ he'll tease you so much too. "hmm, you like that baby?" he rubs your lower stomach, his touch and his words make it clear where his head is. "You want me to fill you up, get you nice and pregnant? hm?" YES. YES YOU DO. and you're right, he is so not above begging you as a seduction tactic. the thing is he wouldn't even need to. Every opportunity to pull you into his lap and wrap his arms around your waist and lean forward a little so your grip his shoulders to stay balanced and he can look at you that way he looks at you and say shit like "Our apartment is so nice and cozy, it's almost perfect." knowing you'll ask what would make it perfect that way he can say "coming home to you all round and pregnant and kissing your belly to say hi to both of my babies." with that SMUG ASS LOOK. you really don't stand a chance. the second you tie the knot he's going to jump at any opportunity to creampie as deep inside you as he can, over and over and over. It takes the first time, but you might as well be sure, right? plus you're not even kidding when you say his cock and his cum feel so fucking good inside you. he's unmatched by such a huge margin, he really has ruined you for anyone else. you're not going to lie, you were sold after the first time he kissed your neck and told you he wants to get you pregnant with a little baby, but you love the attention, you love how badly he wants to so much you let him beg a little. and he begs so well, so pretty for you. he can see you caving in, see you starting to squirm under his touch, get the same dreamy look he has in his eye when he starts with all the baby talk that he knows it's working, and you know he knows. with Leo it really is just a matter of time before his barely contained breeding kink wins.

🔪🦵

#63

tw: guns

The hero didn’t know that the receptionists at the agency had guns. He learns this fact incredibly fast when the villain wanders through the main doors to find several barrels aimed at her chest.

The hero’s on his feet immediately. “You shouldn’t be here,” is the stupid statement that comes out in the confusion. The villain throws him a lopsided smile, unbothered, as she puts her hands up in surrender.

“So where would you suggest I be?” she asks lazily.

The jail in the basement, obviously. The hero wastes no time marching her downstairs, and the villain is quite happy to trail along with him in cuffs. “Ooh, did you revamp in here?” she questions once they get downstairs.

“I think they might’ve redone the walls,” the hero tells her, and carelessly throws her into the cell to admire the paintwork.

Two hours later, he’s in the interrogation room on the superhero’s instruction, opposite the villain. She looks positively ecstatic to see him.

“Do I get a lollipop for cooperation?” she asks sweetly, and the hero scowls.

“No.”

“Aw, shame.” The villain leans back in her seat, obnoxiously more relaxed as a prisoner than her interrogator. “I’m sure your boss would love to hear all my secrets, huh?”

If looks could kill, the villain would be naught but ash. “I’m sure,” he says through gritted teeth, “but we’re going to focus on what he’s asked for, okay?”

The villain shrugs idly. “I imagine he’s got some real head scratchers.”

The villain’s working in a network, nothing the agency didn’t already know. Her co-workers, as she so lovingly calls them, are hiding all over the city. They have turf, different areas each villain is in control of. The supervillain watches over all of them, keeping them in check, running operations, from a secret spot somewhere in the hubbub of the city. She laughs when the hero presses for a location.

“Ah, that’s the one secret I can’t give away.” She gives him a cat-like grin that is frankly unnerving. “You’ll need better questions than that to get anything juicy.”

The superhero’s happy after an hour, and he trusts the hero to throw the villain back into her cell. The hero turns off halfway there, shoving her into a corner where no one can see them.

“What is wrong with you?” the hero hisses once they’re out of sight. His hand is anxiously tight on her arm. “What the hell are you doing here?”

“I was under the impression I was being interrogated,” the villain says with an innocent frown.

“You walked through the front doors,” he points out savagely. “Why– why are you risking this? You have as much to lose as I do.”

The villain tuts like he’s disappointed her. “Yeah, no, I don’t have shit to lose. You, however…”

She hums thoughtfully, and the hero looks impressively distraught at her nonchalance. “You could– we could lose everything if anyone finds out, [Villain]. We agreed we wouldn’t tell anyone.”

“I haven’t told anyone,” she defends lightly, and the hero recognises that smug smirk on her face. She’s playing a game he could never hope to win. “Not my fault if someone figures it out on their own. You don’t help yourself when you act so obviously agitated.”

“I’m not—” The hero forces a deep breath that does nothing to settle his nerves. “We have to do this together, like we promised. We only have each other to do this.”

“You only have me,” the villain corrects slyly, and her smirk only gets more elated at his horrified confusion. “I know how to make a plan b, unlike you.”

The hero’s mouth opens. Closes. Opens again. “We’re supposed to help each other.”

“And I’m getting close to helping myself.” The villain wriggles her arm out of his ever-tightening grip, pushing past the hero with a content sigh and starting on her own way back to the basement. Her heels echo damningly against the pristine tile.

“I put it in his head that something was happening between us long before I got here,” she continues brightly. “I suggest you find your way out before I say too much to [Superhero], huh?”

Regarding the recent post:

Killer Queen is too short ranged of a stand to affect most sleuths and it's not in Kira's character to drop Sheer Heart Attack at the police departament and hope.

Kira generally doesn't have many ways to deal with characters that: Work in teams. Work from far away. Have any sort of records showing that they're invastigating him.

The man had to be bailed out by Bites the Dust and still lost Most sleuths wouldn't even let Kira get away for long enough for him to aquire Bites the Dust so that's not even something to consider in most of these cases.

{But you're really ignoring one thing: It can't be detected by anyone but Stand Users. Why would they think they needed to investigate Yoshikage Kira specifically? There's no evidence of the killings, since in canon, even the police didn't try to investigate the mysterious disappearances. The sleuths would mostly not be able to understand that Killer Queen exists, and even if they assumed it was something supernatural, there's still no evidence. And the man managed to impersonate another man in front of his family, landlord, coworkers, and everyone who may have talked to Kosaku on the street, with only the man's child catching on. Had Hayato never thought to set up a camera in his parents' room, Kira would have never been caught at all. And Kira doing poorly against teams of people investigating him doesn't line up when he's gotten away from them twice (he would have escaped Jotaro and Koichi were it not for Act III, and he did escape the entire Duwang Gang when they were chasing him by severing his own hand), plus managing to keep his identity secret from EVERYONE except Hayato until the kid figured out how to use the time-loop to his advantage. You're right that most of the time Killer Queen wouldn't get to Bites the Dust, but it would be because Kira wouldn't need to. He has eliminated people in broad daylight before, and he could do so again when against someone who can't see Stands.}

thanks anon lol i wasn’t exactly sure how to do this, i hope it’s ok

(very) rough translation below cut

bakugo: bullshit

sero: childish behavior

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mina: what is he saying?????

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mina: what

pony: yes! you can also?

kami: yes but it's not good, unfortunately

pony: liar. it's good

bakugo: shut up

kami: Kacchan!!

bakugo: no

sero: no, i'm out

Ididn't see this coming - Chapter 5

iDidn't see this coming (24167 words) by Ishipthis Chapters: 5/7 Fandom: iCarly Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Freddie Benson/Carly Shay Characters: Freddie Benson, Carly Shay, Harper Raines (iCarly), Spencer Shay, Millicent Mitchell Additional Tags: Fluff, Drunken Confessions, Love Confessions, Phone Sex, Friends to Lovers, Angst and Fluff and Smut, Denial of Feelings Series: Part 1 of iDidn't see this coming Summary: An accidental text message sent while drunk leads to a situation Carly never saw coming. Or; Carly sends Freddie a Creddie Fan fic, and everything blows up.

Do you have multiple matt murdock tags? I've been rewatching that show and wanna see your thoughts/posts...

omg!! i do: daredevil, mm, there's no return from a red like that, hero tag, & matt

Hey I’m back with my ideas. :)

(I’m the burnt out request) 💪

(English is not my first language so I’m sorry for grammar errors)

First off, I’m so happy you took time to read and write my request!! It was just so *🤌🤌.* perfect.

How are you today?? I hope you’re doing well. it’s finally October!

Anyways-I’m back because my brain is going places fr.

You don’t have to respond to this at all if you don’t want to I’m just here to dump it all. Because why not?

Okay so, Bakugou is in like his late 20’s or whatever idk I never had like a solid age set in my mind. So, mans is probably like the number 2 hero and my guy is successful. point is-he has been thru it.

Enter reader right

The reader is in class 1A and they had just won the UA sports festival and managed to get 1st place. I imagine reader being like a mini-bakugou at times and they make a-lot of jokes as ice breakers. Like it can be out of no where too.

Ofc after the UA festival the students get internships offers and shit and they get an internship from The DYNAMIGHT like wtf so obviously they accept it.

They start to get close (although it’s not easy) slowly they start getting more comfortable with eachother.

(Reader will tell the worst dad jokes sometimes and They can swear that one time bakugou cracked a smile they swear are not delusional-)

who knows maybe Bakugou starts seeing them as a little sibling or someone he cares about. And one day when they are both out for patrol there’s a nomu attack aimed at bakugou. And reader gets really injured from pushing him out of the way when the nomu tried to attack him (totally not trying to protect Bakugou)but it results in reader getting heavily injured and bakugou finding them bleeding.

I crave angst.

What do you think his reaction would be?

Honestly this has been in my head ever since I heard this random song on the radio. Ever since that, girlie got to imaging similar scenarios.

Enjoy reading my mess thank u for coming to my red talk

The 🤌 anon

Oh, he sees himself in you, but a version of himself not so jaded. One who hasn't died and been brought back, one who was able to just help people, which is your goal, deep down. Not like fucking Uravity, who's only in it for the money or goddamn Ingenium, who has familial issues so big he must become them to live up to them.

No, he sees what he thought he could be, who he looked up to. He sees the potential to be a good, virtuous hero. And he knows what happens to kids like that.

Deku, rest his soul, was just like you years ago. Bright eyed and filled with a purpose. Villains latch onto that. He lets villains latch onto himself for it. He can handle it. He will handle it.

But you, you can't.

Your quirk is good, he'll give you that. It's pure firepower. Flashy too, easy to make a brand off of. But it'll draw bad attentions, one your good heart wouldn't be able to handle.

He's spent the past week with you. He knows who you're all about. Funny and a bit angry at the world, but with a drive and a desire to fix it. Trust him, Bakugou knows all about the world needing fixing. He's spent the past decade trying to do it to atone. But you are good. Not deep down or hidden, but truly, wholly good.

And he'll be damned before someone else can taint that. Because all he can think about is you dead on the pavement or your body eroding and leaving nothing behind, like the only other hero better than he was. He sees your potential and he sees himself in you, but he also sees the one person he wasn't able to save and dammit, he won't let what happened to Deku happen to you. Even if Shigaraki and all For One and the rest of the damned league is dead.

You live. and people will take advantage of that.

bodyswap!quirk that effects jeanist and edgeshot? and they're in each other's body for like, a week?

what do you think they'd do? quirk stuff (see: BOTH of their quirks are fiddly little things- i propose that jeanist in shinya's body just collapses into a pile of streched-out limb for a while), pretending to be each other outside of hero work to friends and seeing how long they can get away with it, maybe they go give an interview as the other person, they get away with it, the body-swap is revealed a few days later, and the internet goes feral over this... ect?

-story anon (hi, eclair!)

(...shinya makes a denim heart and gives it to jeanist. :) )

Oh they’d definitely cause problems in each other’s bodies, that’s for sure.

(Also tumbl has decided to. Say these are sensitive images???? They are not. They are my doodles how dare. /gen)

I was gonna draw more but Christmas stuff is taking over ;-;

As much as there would be fun, I can also imagine there’s room for certain types of…body related angst-

Jeanist is probably always in a lot of pain after his kamino accident, and the toll Edgeshot’s quirk takes on his body could be quite apparent in his day to day life…..

That would make for quite a heartfelt moment between the two when they realise what each other go through silently every day <3

(Along with other hc things-)

Nah here’s a little bit of shit that would happen in the short king bakugou house

Bakugou would be in the middle of a little meeting with a few other hero’s discussing the villain take down that just happened a few days ago and he keeps hearing his cell phone go off. He would ignore it and just put it on silent but it keeps lighting up and before he knows it his office phone is ringing. It has to be important if it’s wENT OFF 10 TIMES IN THE SPAN OF 5 minutes. When he looks down it’s his only boy callin his phone.

“What do you want son I’m in the middle of a meeting”

“Aye pops, ma and you got some good ass toliet paper in y’all’s bathroom-“

“- what did I tell you about saying ass, your ma gonna get mine and your ass if she catches-“

He would go silent for a second and then his face would do that ugly ahh scrunched up face parents do when they are getting on to you in public.

“If you don’t get your ugly ass out of my damn bathroom, now I done told you to stop going in there when I’m not home-“

“This shit nice tho fr pa, real comfortable and elegant. Ma did good decorating in here. Aye you think mama still got that good smelling shit she got you for Christmas- that perfume shit. We runnin a bit on the low side on the air freshener”

Then two would literally be arguing and deku and todoroki is just staring at him like what is going on.

Or stuff like bakugou in his at home office signing some papers and his son comes in with his phone on his forehead with the flash recording him and asking him dumb questions and bakugou has the “😒😔” expression like- “what the hell you want, son. I’m clearly busy”

“Damn pop you be smellin like you haven’t bathed why your ass smellin like that?? Ma gonna send you through a car wash if she smells you like that”

“You would know cause you use the same shit I do, brat. Always going through my shit- you act like you don’t got your own bathroom! Your own room!”

“I like your shit pops- you be getting all them women with that shit fr fr”

Y’all’s son and bakugou are like father like son fr fr cause they don’t know personal space. He will always be all up on bakugou 24/7 and your son takes after his mamas height so he’s taller and a bit heavier than bakugou. He’s always telling him to get his fatass off of him. They literally can be on the couch and next thing you know his son is leaning on him or bothering him in some type of way and bakugou just acts like everything’s fine.

He won’t ever do it to his mama tho, he knows she doesn’t play. None of the kids do it hell bakugou don’t do it. Surprisingly I see their mama being the strict one and bakugou kind of being the fun dad who is always throwing them around and talking so “MEAN” to them. Bakugou is always warning them he gonna tell their mama if they don’t leave him alone. If bakugou ever gets onto them they will immediately go back to their mama which makes you laugh but make bakugou SO FRUSTRATED LIKE DAMN WAS IT THAT SERIOUS??

Y’all’s house is so fucking big cause y’all have so many kids. Even if some of y’all’s kids go off to college they will always soME HOW be in the house eating out of y’all’s fridge. Bakugou will purposely make a bunch of food even if most of them move out cause he knows them little bastards come into the house when him and his wife are gone and just steal a bunch of food and will EVEN SHOW IT AND BRAG ON THE RING DOOR BELLS OR THE CAMERAS IN THE HOUSE. the will get real close up to the camera and brag about how much shit they stole or that they gonna need some more of SOMETHINT cause they took it all or they will do a little dance HELL EVEN FART OR BURP IN THE CAMERA CAUSE THEY FIND JT SO FUNNY AND YOU JUST GLARE AT BAKUFOJ LIKE WHERE DID THESE KIDS GET THIS FROM

(missing paragraph of me screaming)

Like son not just calling but FaceTiming him to SHOW him posing in your bathroom. Taking a tour of everything and using your hand soap on camera to make bakugo even angrier JRHSIDJKDBFKD. Propping the camera up to dance and shit and bakugo is incapable of hanging up😭😭😭 and having to hide his razors so his son doesn’t start breaking them when he doesn’t even need them. 

and bakugo not realizing his son and him are so alike🥺🥺😢😢 little old men together struggling to change the TV channel or something, sitting buttcheek to buttcheek together all confused w the exact same expression on and needing to call one of the girls to help them figure it out. They fight so much but deep down they’re really so similar and they’re touchy YESSS. Together and with you. get mad about the same things, like when a hero messes up on TV or the store is out of their fave brand of rice dhfjaskdjf🥺

AND I LOVE STRICT MOM AND FUN DAD BAKUGO… like he tries so hard to keep things in order but he’s so bad at it bc he doesn’t feel like his own mom. he just can’t. Mitsuki is so glad ur around to keep her grandkids in check but ajfhskjdj it fits so perfectly to think about him being the lazy dad with all your kids surrounding him watching tv and eating your special mom snacks cuz he’s already mean to villains all day.

(He’s like: “everyone gets one handful. One.” And then the whole bag is gone CLOWNNNNN) rjjfkfk and him being nervous when they snitch on him even tho WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO LIKE ???. Like you said, you’re just laughing and bakugo is honestly surprised like. You’re not gonna bust his butt for getting snappy? NO

(tho seriously king, why are u letting ur own children turn u into a child???) 

ARGHSGSHEHIDGEJEBR THO everything here took me out AND I just wanna eat this. I’m sorry my thoughts are so incoherent but this literally deserved it’s own post FR LIKE IM JUST SO GIGGLY OVER THIS this household is such a PARTY LOL but it seems so nice, too. Probably even end up with 2-3 kids you didn’t actually birth too. Kids friends in rough circumstances or something and bakugo hardly even notices. Just yells at them to clean the spilt soda (he’s long since given up on trying to stop them from drinking) in the fridge too $5$2@4$&3&4)28475&: I LOVED THIS THANK YOU ANONNNNNNN❤️🧡🧡🧡❤️❤️❤️💚💚💚💚

(Also how much money are we putting on one of your kids flashing their bare butt to the camera? Seems like a bakugo activity to me LMAOOO and you know he’s constantly checking the tape too🥺😩😩)

OMG HJHFDGSDJDSGDFSGJDFJGHKJSDGKGSD

JUST FINISHED READING RESET AND OMGGG

YOURE FUCKING AMAZING ILYSM FOR GODS SAKE THAT WAS **STUNNING**

YOU ARE AMAZING

ILY

Anon, you have no idea how happy your words make me- I'm so glad that you liked it ahhhhugghHHhhhg 😭😭😭

Just read my diary from when I was 16-years-old and uh… does someone wanna check in on that kid orrrrrrr…