Left to right: Cas’ mug (an Angel mug that says “#1 dad”), Crowley’s cup (a tea cup that says “guy who lives in the bunker”), Dean’s mug (plain mug that says “#3 dad”)

Prompt 283

Now Jason would like it known that there was no mpreg situation going on. He isn’t even sure where people got that idea in the first place. Sure, he had taken a few Cores from the goons-in-white who had dared to set up in his turf. 

And sure maybe the excess energy from the pit (no wonder he’d been so irritable) was what said baby halfas (Okay, so they’re half human? Alright) had used to reform. And maybe the oldest is visibly less than a year old. 

But there Was No Mpreg Situation! He is this close to shooting someone! It was annoying (and slightly amusing) when it was just his goons, but now the Bats have seemingly got it in their heads! Dear Gotham it’s a good thing he’s not planning on like, ever revealing who he is because he would never be able to live this rumor down. 

[Winged Ghosts Au too, that seems to be getting lost in reblogs when it's just in the tags lol]

no but really it's funny sam thinks dean is john 2.0 when s1 dean is just. content to take on random cases and help save some people and is trying to do some good w/ the hand he's been dealt and isn't all that interested in his father's revenge quest and up until then has always had to play the mediator and swallow down his own feelings and anger. while sam's the one who quickly becomes obsessed w/ revenge the minute he loses jess and finding the thing that killed her and is quick to anger. "you're more like him than i'll ever be" "i'll take that as a compliment" "you can take that however you like" etc etc

supernatural if it had been a sitcom. oh what we could've had

You should take a shower. I should take a shower. I’m gonna, I’m gonna take a shower now.

i started playing max payne 2 and was immediately so put off by how he no longer has sam lake's face that i decided to put together a collection of some of the max payne 1 panels that i really liked. enjoy <3

Happy 13th birthday, Casey!

throwing out just One more hot dean and jack take while it’s on my brain but I honestly think dean gives jack a little more autonomy than sam and cas do . Maybe.

thesis drawing for my killer!cas au

A Poker Night 2 Update:

I have accepted Brock as my father figure

Claptrap offended Sam again and is about to get his ass whooped

Ash finally stopped saying he's my daddy (I hope his wife talked to him)

Claptrap is still my bestie but if he talks smack about Sam again I will reconsider our friendship

Steve is the worst

Moxie is still sick of everyone's shit

Wheatley appeared for no reason and started to have some sort of fit on the table (Edit: It's actually the paranoia core and not Wheatley. I got them confused like a dumbass)

I'm still broke as fuck

I only won once when I knocked all the boys out. I honesty don't know how that happened but anyway

Max is a little shit and I love him (platonicly)

GLaDOS still says I have a fat ass

The short little man I forgot the name of won't stop looking at me funny

Somehow Poker Night at The Inventory runs as slow as a slug in a pot of glue on my computer so it's unplayable

The guys are just 👌

Cookie on tsunami, Typhoon 🎶

I make a lot of hoes sick, Type 2 🎶

So we know Jack likes to imitate dean, right? What if when Dean is absent (literally even just for a supply run or to a bar) Jack thinks it's his job to step up and be the Dean of the bunker because he thinks sam can't cope without dean. So sam starts to think its a bit strange that whenever dean is out Jack keeps trying to get him to eat and asking him how much sleep he's getting and hovering in his room, but he's kind of used to it from Dean after all these years so it doesn't feel that out of the ordinary to him. But then Jack thinks, dean would do anything for sam so that means I should do anything for sam too even if it would make him unhappy. So he thinks he's helping sam get more sleep by bringing him tea before bed that's laced with whatever drugs they have in the bunker and he doesn't tell anyone what he's doing because dean would just do what's best for sam without asking for permission so why should jack. And dean is pissed because how the fuck is the kid getting sam to sleep more when Dean himself hasn't been able to do that? And he's already suspicious of Jack so he makes sam sleep in his room with him (gen or wincest whichever you prefer, it feels so much more fucked up as gen or pre-wincest though) and Jack becomes convinced that well if dean won't drug sam to help him sleep then maybe he's not willing to do anything for sam like I would

(I'm so sorry this is so long and so weird)

do not apologies for being a free thinker. this concept is weird and good and also i love the creepiness of it. ill be honest i didnt pay very close attention and have never rewatched the jack era of the show so excuse me for inaccuracies but i rly want to expand or contribute to this idea because it has such good creepy weird unsettling potential.

i think at first it would come of as completely innocent. a little funny but endearing. like when a kid want emulate a parent and tries to try to take care of that parent the way their parent takes care of them. jack genuinely fretting over sam not taking care of himself and making steps to take care of sam instead. its cute until it becomes a bit too much. it gets weird. sneaking pills into sams food (ur mind <3), reading though his phone and forging texts and being affectionate in a way that sam doesnt usually see from jack. and his attitude stopping the second deans back every single time. i also love the idea of dean to be extremely suspicious of jack and protective of sam in this scenario. ironically, deans "jack is a monster and we need to be wary of him" attitude would drive sam towards excusing jacks behavior more and defending jack instead.

i also like to imagine that either sam and dean r in an unconventional platonic relationship type thing where they have their own rooms but sometimes they sleep in the same bed and cuddle and come across as a couple. OR. wincest but no one knows, they sleep together and go on covert dates and are physically close when no ones around (or when they think no ones around. its harder to be sneaky with jack in the bunker)

and jack has picked up on that dynamic and also tries to fill that space for him. lingering touches, brushing sams hair out of his eyes undressing him for bed when hes limp from the sleeping pills, playing with sams hair while hes asleep. and every time sam catches it a spike of panic goes through him. and whenever sam tries to ask jack why hes doing that or tell him its not appropriate jack hits him with the "you and dean do it. why cant i?" and theres so many reasons why but sam cant tell jack that with dean its different, because jack will get depressed about not being able to fill deans space. and in the case of a wincest scenario he absolutely cant tell his adopted son that dean and him are only affectionate like that because theyre fucking. jacks already overly attached to sam and telling him ''incest is okay and i partake in it all the time'' is not a good idea when jacks already pushing boundaries. dean and him shouldve really thought through how their unconventional nature of their sibling relationship would affect the development of a child before they ended up coparenting one together.

The Smurf's comment was literally right there waiting to be dunked on but instead he got greedy and flew straight into the fucking sun.

"Are you okay?"

Oh, this is so warm and tender...

Dean tries so hard to always, always welcome him home. Even if he's angry, even if he's sad. ("Whatever. Welcome home." Or, like here, "I do. Welcome home.")

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From Tombstone scripts (x):

From above: SAM: I-- I don't know what to say. DEAN: I do. He moves in-- HUGGING CAS-- DEAN: Welcome home.

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From above: CAS: How long have I been gone? DEAN: It's been-- it's been awhile. (Dean chokes down his emotions) CAS: Are you okay? DEAN: Yeah, much better now.

It's clear that Dean is experiencing such gut-wrenching, tremendous joy. And it's clear that he's hazy and disoriented with regards to Time, particularly how much Time has even passed since Cas died. In season 12, Cas counted the days that Dean and Sam had been missing ("Six weeks, two days, and ten hours").

When Cas died, Dean was completely untethered.

-Amalgamation of the Tombstone scripts.

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it's so interesting and, for the lack of better word, amusing, how travis got back into his normal voice to say his bonus action when scanlan was on the death's door during the fight with the white dragon — poor guy has been clawed and bitten by a dragon and automatically got his two saving throws failed.

and i bet it wasn't grog who run up to him to poor a healing potion down his throat. it wasn't grog, who was throwing him the fuck away from the dragon. it was fucking travis with the way his voice sounded, terrified and determined and serious.

he sounded like the dad. and i find that beautiful.

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