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hey i'm kristina and i'm a big nerd who is in way too many fandoms, rambles about everything under the sun, and likes making friends. also i love you. (she/they, more active now on twitter @mistborns)
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local woman who claimed she will "cross that bridge when she comes to it" arrives at said bridge
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Call me mRNA because AUG AGA GGG UUU UUC AUG GUG GGA UGA
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First you procrastinate on the task because it is not a big enough deal to get done urgently. Then you procrastinate on the task because it has become such a big deal that doing it is overwhelming. You would think that this implies a middle point where it is just big enough of a deal to get done easily, however the inherent perversity of the universe's causal geometry prevents this
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a post-doc was doing a guest seminar at my institute and at the beginning of his presentation he was explaining why he chose birds for his evolutionary analysis - so he said "well first of all, because birds are the best and most interesting animals and it's fun to study them" and a few professors in the room gave him a very serious nod
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Usually the team that scores the most points wins the game
-John Madden (1936-2021)
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"I'll save you!" I cry as swords begin to erupt from my body and I scream in agony (it's not really clear how this is helping you)
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new favorite pic
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Instructions on Food: Cook 20-24 minutes.
Me: Using my Superior Intellect, I have deduced that the Optimal Cooking Time is precisely… 22 minutes.
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Мастер и Маргарита / Master and Margarita (2024) dir. Michael Lockshin ►
#they had painfully little screentime and behemoth didn't have enough swagger but it was still worth it just for this shot#the master and margarita#gif#gif set#queue who
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"Я — часть той силы, что вечно хочет зла и вечно совершает благо."
Мастер и Маргарита / Master and Margarita (2024) dir. Michael Lockshin ►
#so this was finally put up on sovietmoviesonline with english subs#(sovietmoviesonline my beloved)#anyway i stayed up until 3 in the morning watching it and it made me cry like a bitch. ama#the master and margarita#(was a little disappointed about the reduced screentime for koroviev/behemoth and the pilate subplot)#(like. no levi matvei? no banga? no final scene of pilate and yeshua on the moonlit road?)#(but idk fitting everything into 2 hours would be impossible)#gif#gif set
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Don't be afraid, Queen, the blood has long since run down into the earth. And where it was spilled, grapevines are already growing.
—МАСТЕР И МАРГАРИТА (THE MASTER AND MARGARITA) (2024)
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He wrote in his little black book by the light of the oil lamp. Mercy is the province of the person alone. There is mass hatred and there is mass grief. Mass vengeance and even mass suicide. But there is no mass forgiveness. There is only you.
– Cormac McCarthy, The Passenger
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girlhood is touching your necklace whenever you feel nervous
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I got my tetanus shot we can play polearms again
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