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things that would be dope to be
the marble in spray paint
boulder at the bottom of a lake
the last leaf of autumn… take your sweet old time
lightbulb filament
grain of sand
pillbug that just discovered an insane composter
cumulonimbus cloud
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Why are there so many mean people in the world man just be nice
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My favorite kind of “I was cancelled” celebrity tour is when it’s part of the press tour for their newest Netflix comedy special for which they were paid millions of dollars
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Bro balls collection part 1
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sam stop sitting like a slut challenge
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How are we doing today ladies. Are we still losing it. Are we going completely insane
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jesus christ was dead longer than misha collins was bi
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i love gifs that don’t loop. they had a story to tell and now they’re done
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samsrosary · 7 hours
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do you ever get sad about your departure from womanhood because you miss the solidarity and community there?
being a man and loving men can feel so isolating in queer spaces sometimes
divine femininity, lesbianism and sapphic love as of higher value, a better love
the hatred of men makes becoming one feel like becoming a monster
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samsrosary · 7 hours
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leitmotifs never get old to me like holy shit dude there’s this melody that corresponds to this one guy and if you hear the melody it means the guy is there. holy shit. and sometimes it refers to ideas too not just guys. has anyone heard about this
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No joke you guys NEED to get more comfortable blocking people. No more insulting people in public over different blorbo opinions no more making 2k long posts on how whatever ship you don't like shouldn't exist we've grown past that shit. Consistent posts about shit that make you uncomfortable? Block. Rancid blorbo opinions? Block. Is mildly annoying in your replies? Block. Pisses you off for reasons so petty you could never admit it publicly? Block. YOUR mental health will improve from not being upset 24/7, THEIR mental health will not be at risk of you lashing out because you happened to catch their posts on a bad day, and EVERYONE ELSE will benefit from not seeing the most embarrassing arguments known to man on their dash. "Oooh but they didn't deserve it-" dude you're presumably running a personal blog as a hobby not a public service. Who fucking cares.
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You all are joking, right? I mean, come on! You can’t “Angelina Jolie” a shapeshifter. Gimme the baby.
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The key shortcut of "windows key" and "." held together has changed my life
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emoji access? supremely powerful 🙂💖
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Kaomoji ?
The year is 2013 and I am unstoppable ヾ(•ω•`)o o(* ̄▽ ̄*)ブo(*°▽°*)o
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