Derek Morgan: *doing something dangerous*
Penelope Garcia: "part of me thinks this is really self destructive behaviour but most of me just thinks it’s really hot.”
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apprentice adam shenanigans
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Stede, the morning after, probably.
(Definitely)
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One of my favorite genres of male character probably has to be the guy who, upon meeting a woman who can and does kick his ass, thinks “she kicked my ass, the only logical course of action for me now is to marry her.”
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i saw wonka and i just have one thing to say.
why did wonka not know how to read?
his mother never taught him? yet she left him the “secret ingredient” in the chocolate she made in the form of a WRITTEN note. that’s so fucked up. he didn’t even know what letters were! and she was like “here’s my secret, you little fucking idiot”
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Thinking about how the other day I was talking to a coworker about my girlfriend and she was like "aw we love lesbian love"
And I said "lol actually neither of us is a lesbian, I'm bi and she's pan"
And this woman (another queer person mind you) looked at me and went, "Well you might as well just call yourselves lesbians because you're in a lesbian relationship."
This pissed me off, so I told her, "No, we're not, because we're not lesbians. I think men are attractive and so does she. I'm bi, she's pan. We're in a queer, woman loving woman relationship."
And she ROLLED HER EYES AT ME, said, "I don't get why it even matters," and left
So to be clear:
Two women in a relationship is not necessarily a lesbian relationship. Two men in a relationship is not necessarily a gay relationship. A man and a woman in a relationship is not necessarily a straight relationship.
People wanting to have their labels properly used and not have their identities erased are not annoying.
(it's also interesting how the second I pushed back about not being a lesbian, it was no longer "aw gay love," it was: "ugh, why can't you just go along with it?")
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"Youre a leftist?"
"Yes!"
"So you understand why the police as an institution are inherently bad?"
"Yes! All cops are bastards."
"ALL cops are bastards?"
"All cops are bastards"
"And you wont fall for copaganda?"
"I will keep away from it and not fall for it, yes sir!"
"Whats this then?"
"Dont bring the boys into this"
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HL Incorrect Quotes #99
*as Aurors*
MC, pointing at a map: He says his dealer hangs out here. He said he'll point him out to us. So you approach on foot from the south. And me and Natty will be in Disillusionment here.
Sebastian: Whoa, whoa... "Me and Natty"? Didn't you mean "Natty and I"?
MC: ...Oh, Merlin.
Sebastian: I corrected your grammar! Are you so proud of me? Are you horrified?
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