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lcandothisallday · 11 months

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Jeremy concepts: Jeremy sees you at a pickup game and shows off to flirt

A Shot Worth Taking - Jeremy (WMCJ) x f!reader

Part 1 - Meet Cute

note: this started as a concept (that’s why the writing is very unprofessional lol) but the idea has sparked an idea for a series

warnings: none

series masterlist!

no because imagine you and your girl friends are there because your friend vanessa is supporting her man while he plays a different game, and you're just sitting there on the bench slightly bored and scrolling through your phone.

but then jeremy sees you and his breath gets caught in his throat--your beauty just stopping him in his tracks completely. and he glances down at his outfit--specifically at his wacky sandals and its the first time he feels a bit self-conscious so he KNEW he had to step up his ball game if he wanted to impress you even an ounce.

kamal notices jeremy's internal conflict and he follows his line of sight and sees you sitting there which causes him to smirk. "finally considering your god awful outfit choices?" he teases the curly haired man. Jeremy scoffs and shrugs him off nonchalantly. "fuck off" he mutters. "we gotta win this pick up," jeremy mumbled.

kamal begins laughing before he smirked, his intrusive thought winning. "AYO!!!" he yelled out towards you, causing you and your home girls to look up and pay attention to the group. immediately Jeremy's eyes widened and he smacked kamal. "man what the fuck are you doing?!" he exclaimed.

"getting her to pay attention," kamal responded. "now pull up and work your magic," he mused, moving towards the middle of the half-court to begin the game.

jeremy groaned and sluggishly followed, hoping you didn't catch on. but the thing is--you did catch on. after kamal had shouted for your guys' attention, you were intrigued, a playful smile on your lips.

"oh my god," Vanessa exclaimed. "what the hell is the white boy wearing?!" she laughed. you cringe playfully but you can't help your giggle.

"its not...that bad" you laughed. "I wonder if he's any good."

your other friend destiny scoffed. "looks like he was dragged from an organic smoothie shop to play in the pick up...aint no way this white man can jump."

as the game starts, you lean forward, resting your elbows against your knees as you and your girls watch intently. jeremy nervously glances you once more before he laser focuses on the game.

you observe as he runs around the court, effectively working with kamal before he approaches the 3-point line for the first time and easily sinking the ball into the basket. your friends gasp in shock and all you can do is grin. jeremy had a proud and cocky grin evident on his face, before he turned, made direct eye contact with you, and confidently winking your way, causing you to blush madly.

destiny instantly caught on and playfully shoved you in disbelief. “the white boy is into you!” she laughed. you go to deny and she scoffs. “don’t try to deny that shit! own it babes!”

“i cant lie…he’s really cute,” you breath out, feeling your face get hot at the confession. you all continue watching as jeremy puts on a record show. he was unbelievably good and extremely funny just from what you overheard him say to the other team.

“oh he’s definitely showing off to get your attention,” vanessa points out after a while with a smirk. “i say you shoot your shot after the game…maybe you need a white guy after the shit show you experienced with that lebanese guy that did you dirty.”

“ugh don’t remind me,” you shutter.

jeremy and kamal were huffing as they stood in front of the other two guys, effectively waiting for the pay out with smirks on their faces.

“pay up bitch,” jeremy mused cockily, his right hand held out while the other held onto the basketball.

the guy whined as he pulled out the bills and handed them over. “you’re gonna get beat up one day with that strategy,” he muttered sourly.

jeremy could only grin. “pleasure doing business.”

“nice game,” he hears someone say, causing him to swing around to face the person, coming face to face with you. he grinned even wider if possible.

“hey,” he breathed out.

“hi,” you smile. “you were really impressive…i cant lie—me and my girls didn’t think you’d play that good,” you admit shyly.

jeremy licked his lips and looked at you with amusement. how the fuck did you manage to be even prettier up close? “i played at gonzaga—”

“yeah i figured with your knees,” you replied, causing him to smirk. “so you paying attention huh?”

you scoff playfully. “how can i not when you’re so obviously trying to impress me,” you flirt back confidently.

Jeremy grinned. “how can i not when such a pretty girl is in the stands watching me?” his comment makes you blush. “im jeremy by the way.”

“im y/n…”

“would you maybe wanna grab dinner sometime?”

#jack harlow #jack harlow concepts #jack harlow x reader #jack harlow imagine #jack harlow blurb #jack harlow imagines #jeremy x reader #jeremy wmcj #white man can’t jump #wmcj #wmcj fics

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riotlain · 1 year

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You still take requests???

If so could you write hcs about batboys realizing they're in love 🥰 (with male reader if you could) (if you did before could you share link 🙏) Love you...

IM SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG JT GOT BURIED UNDER DRAFTS IM SORRY 😭😭

THIS IS A NWLNW BLOG!! WOMEN DNI

Dick Grayson

When he realizes hes in love with you

HES DOWN HORRENDOUS

ok he's like probably really bad at hiding his feelings so he ends up like flirting like prolly more often

Bottom of the barrel shit sometimes too

Bro would straight up say "Nice cock" if he had balls

Batfam teases him for how obvious he is

Depending on whether or not youre a superhero he's gonna be protective

Like yea as a civilian hes protective enough. Gotham is very dangerous!!

If you're a superhero too than he'll probably be a bit less protective... or atleast try to be

"Y/n can handle dealing with Poison Ivy himself it'll be fine... I'll go show up just in case."

If you're a villain though he's always the one to arrest you (he lets you go)

He aint the elaborate plan type of guy when it comes to this

So he one night jusy thinks "Yea im def gonna fess to him"

So no matter if youre civilian, hero, or villain he'll confess with a bouquet of flowers under the moonlight with some shit pick up line

Jason Todd

Used to have internalized homophobia but now hes over it... mostly

If youre a villain he'll straight deny his feelings for the longest time

Civilian or hero though? He'll definitely flirt

As in he just shows that he wants to protect you I guess

It honestly took him a while to realize he had feelings for you

Like yeeaaa hes gotten with alot of women and all but like with you? Something is hitting different and he doesn't know what

Roy finds out for him

He found out and teased Jason and Jason is just like "Wait what🧍‍♂️"

So with this new found crush how will Jason approach it?

Hes either really blunt or will completely avoid it all together 💀💀

Like i'm ngl you gon have to make the first move

Tim Drake

He found out he was bisexual and really went "Oh🤨??...OH😲"

Like if you just go to school with him he'll like try to hang out with you more

If you're a hero he's going on patrol more often just to hang around

And if youre a villain💀💀 He definitely tries to keep up the hero facade but like

Fucks it up with getting nervous

"I dont wanna hurt him too bad so he hates me. Wait he's trying to kill me though. I think he is???"

Has definitely lost a few fights with you bc of that 😭😭

Damian found out first (analytical lil shit) and made fun of him

Not in the homophobic way but in the way where his brother has a crush and looks like an idiot

"Drake you look like an utter idiot."

He tries to be smooth (Advice from Dick ofc) and fails

He does the thing where he tries to lean against a wall and fell the other way😭😭

Man just ask him out so he can quit embarrassing himself please

Damian Wayne

Def has internalized homophobia sorry

You know he isnt the best at his feelings so when he's around you he goes a bit crazy-

'I think of Y/n as a friend. Why would I think more of him as more?? Is it normal for me to like boys???? Dear god.'

Asks Alfred about it (One of the batbros prolly heard him though and barge in I'm ngl)

He isn't sure how to go about uh... "Courting you" as he calls it

Like yea he gets the kinda stuff to do for girls he's read many novels on that

But boys??? Hes stumped

He ends up stalking all the couples in his school for an answer

And probably ends up avoiding you :((

Whenever you try to confront him he just says "Its nothing." and leaves

Buuttt one day he ends up spilling everything on accident

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fuck-customers · 1 year

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Cw? Men (derogatory) 🤬 (submitted 1-17-23)

Okay heads up this is gonna be long but I'm disGUSTed.

Tell me why the HELL we got this guy who is all "I can do it all track hoe back hoe grading handyman bla bla bla volunteer first responder bla bla" and he's out here asking my manager if I (a female presenting person in existence that he is way too old for) willing to "have coffee" with him when his pitiful excuse for a mustache (it ain't even that it's literally a fucking like inch block of cheapo paint brush fibers on his face) looking like wannabe whale teeth with cavities thinks that using the learned helplessness tactic is a good idea that would make anyone attracted to him in the slightest. My manager even had to tell him "forget about it and find someone in your own age bracket" and yet he still fucking tries.

He comes in today and flops down at my desk and keeps on trying to get me to take his nasty looking phone asking why "when I click this link for these plans this guy sent me it says its expired. What does that mean?"

I go "that means your guy needs to resend it to you." Like use your context clues you sack of dried snails.

And then he proceeds to sit at my desk like a fuckin piece of raggedy ass rubber tapping at his phone and taking phone calls and not leaving or going anywhere and I don't wanna be around him (i sat maybe three minutes tops) so I end up going to the other computer away from him and eventually to the back of the office to fuck around and end up getting the (male) part time employee to help him after explaining that guy is a creep fuck that comes in and tries to pull this act to impress?? Make us women feel for him??? I don't even know what at this point but we don't like him because he's been pulling this stint a hell of a lot lately.

Anyway my part timer goes up front and starts "Were you sending us something? What are you waiting on man?" And the old man goes "Oh I'm waiting for that guy to resend those plans..." and my part timer tells him to move from my desk because now he's reaching over and touching my fucking paperwork and stationary that aint even in reach unless someone very obviously is going for it

He moves and not five minutes after he realizes I aint coming back he says he's gonna have his buddy send the plans to us directly for us to print them off for him and he leaves after asking more dumb questions and getting snippy answers from my part timer.

Bastard had the gall to write a note saying "borrowed your chapstick!" With a smiley face so I end up throwing it away because even if it was 'just a prank bro' that still ain't cool to do when you're an obnoxious raisin bag who needs to exist elsewhere.

"Why isn't he banned?!" You ask? Because my manager has enough balls to tell people how it is but not enough to ban them because "We're the only place like this in town and we want to be there for the people"

Normally my part timer isn't worth much salt either but shoutout to him today for dealing with the moldy oatmeal raisin pie for me I guess.

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violetwinterwidow01 · 2 months

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Civil War: Dumbfounded (AU)

This popped in my mind, i had to throw in my 2 cents😜

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Imagine

Before Ross leaves, Cevyn grabs his attention.

Cevyn: Hmm, seems like he finally grew some balls, but allow me to crush them before you go...

He drops his head, sends his security out of the room and turns around. Everyone's eyes land on her as she absentmindedly swivels in her chair staring up at the ceiling. Cevyn lulls her head to the side, to look at Ross, and scoots up folding her hands on the table.

Cevyn: If you could give us a logical explanation as to WHO or WHAT is going to save this planet from the next alien invasion, we will gladly get out of what little hair you have left...

She rises out of her seat before he can speak.

Cevyn: And if you're gonna stand there naming off the Army, The Navy, The Seals, The Air Force, Police, Firefighters, Doctors, Scientists, pretty much anybody that has no goddamn expertise in this field... youre gonna need a third tripple bypass fucking around with me.

Rhodey snickers. She smiles.

Rhodes: Cev, calm down-

She cuts Rhodey off.

Cevyn: I am calm. Im simply waiting for an answer.

All eyes are set upon Ross as he blankly stares at the enraged yet calm woman hes been afraid of since the day they met.

Heres a backstory on Cevyn and Ross. The hatred runs deep. When Cevyn was 10 , Fury thought it would be a good idea for them to meet so that Ross was made aware of her powers, but mostly because Fury wanted to know if he could trust him, and the only way he could tell was if Cevyn shook his hand. Shaking hands allowed her to read someone, sense their aoura, and to see into their future. Seeing everything caused Cevyn to snatch her hand away and give him a death glare that could make Satan piss himself. From that point on, Cevyn knew that she would never get along with him, so she stayed as far away as she possibly could. Until she became an Avenger.

She saunters standing in front him. At this point everyone can see how intimidated he his by her. She snaps her fingers to get him out of his daze.

Cevyn: You have nothing to say do you? Because that's exactly who you were going to put in place of us weren't you?

Ross looks around the room for any signs of help. Wanda looks down, Vision looks straight ahead, Sam looks behind him, Natasha smirks, Rhodey lightly chuckles, Steve's shaking his head grinning, and Tony... you know those really good silent laughs you get? Yeah, thats where he is.

Cevyn: After all these years, still the same dumb ass expression on your face. Do you know the real reason why we do this, cause if not I'll be happy to break it down for you. We do this because we love this planet. Its the only one we call home. Nobody else can do what we do. Yes, there will be consequences. Yes, there will be collateral damage. But we can't help it when that happens. It shows that we are trying our best to control the situation, and save lives all at the same damn time. Do you have any idea how hard this shit is?

At this point, her body is vibrating with malice, yet she never raises her voice and masks it with laughter. Steve gets up to rub his wife's shoulders coaxing her down, while the team watches the scene unfold before their eyes. Tony sits in the corner burying his face in his hands, trying his hardest to suppress his snickering.

Rhodes: Tony, nows not the time to laugh.

Cevyn: You're one to talk. Over here about to keel over in laughter, go ahead and laugh because it is funny. This asshole has been a joke since the day Fury took me to meet him. The nerve of you walkin' up in here with the gall and the gumption to give us this bullshit proposal, basically saying you wanna keep us on a leash. In case you've forgotten, we're here at our own free fucking will, so Ill be damned if any of us will turn into somebodys bitch. This aint prison.

Natasha/Sam/Wanda: Oh my god🤭🤭🤭

Cevyn: You wanna know why i despise you so much? Youre sneaky, conniving, undermining, and repulsive. But, more importantly, it's the fact that you don't let your brain catch up to your actions. You do before you think, and that is highly disturbing. All im sayin is that You need us, and until you figure that out you can shove these accords right up your scrotum. I'm going to take a nap.

Cevyn shoves the accords into his chest walking out of the room. Tony can't contain his laughter any longer, and neither can the rest of the team. Steve chuckles and halls ass to follow his wife.

Steve: Sweets???

Cevyn: Steve, i dont wanna hear it. That imbecille has been a thorn in my side since i was 10. 10!!! Do you know how fucked up you have to be for a child to realize, "Hmm, theres something wrong with this mothafucker! Piece of shit dont know left from right, north to south or yes from no." Its time someone had the cojones to knock some sense into him.

Steve calms down from laughter. God he loves this woman.

Steve: First if all, language. Secondly i was just gonna say you were right.

Cevyn: Well, Thank you.

He wraps his arms around her waist, kissing her. He pulls back.

Steve: How are you feeling?

Cevyn: Tired. Not even showing that much, and this baby of yours is already kicking my ass. On top of that this asswipe comes in here causing a ruckus.

Steve laughs again. She joins in.

Steve: Can you see what he's gonna do next?

Cevyn: Ol' dumbass is gonna have chat with the United Nations. They're gonna realize what a terrible mistake this is and that if they were to go through with it, they'd be losing half of earth's mightiest superheroes. This also buys us more time to get to Bucky.

Steve quirks an eyebrow looking down at her and her stomach.

Steve: Us???

Cevyn: Yes. Me, you and Sam. Ill detach my conscience so she can go with you guys. She wont be pregnant.

Steve: okay.

Cevyn: Now, since all is said and done, take a nap with your wife and child.

She wraps her arms around his shoulders, leaving lingering kisses all over his neck. He scrunches up his nose.

Steve: A nap?

Cevyn: Yup. Why?

Steve: I was hoping to do something else. What you did back there, made me feral.

She pauses mid kiss, Pulling away.

Cevyn: Even more than you normally are?

He deadpans.

Steve: Im offering you some head. Take it or leave it.

Cevyn: Fine.

#avengers x black!reader #marvel cast x black!reader #steve rogers x black! reader

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taliskermortem · 7 months

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i have lots to say about this episode appartently so we're gonna stick it in one post under the cut

okay five minutes into episode 8 and i already want to cry; 'you might even be happier' like you both know thats a lie right, look at their faces; 'let me go already' sand why do you have to hurt me

no no no jennie must be happy at all times what is this take it back i dont want it

straight up not the first time mew has tried a cigarette i dont care what he wants everyone else to believe; its quite nice my ass

is this fucker really trying to get sand to do his community service; wow really you're gonna pull out the orphan card what is wrong with you; sand for the love of all that is holy please grow a backbone if ray says naaaa one more time im gonna flip a table

cheum my girl, firstly fascinated by the fact that at the beginning she was only worried about mew, like does anyone actually like anyone else in that friend group, because if i knew one of my friends had been in love with another one for years and then they got together because the other one was very obviously having a bit of a spiral i would sure as hell be worried about both of them - like it's so obvious that ray is being used and is going to have his heart crushed and just straight up no one seems to care

okay now she's shitting on her other supposed friend; i love her girlfriend but she was definitely lying when she said people were lucky to have cheum as their friend i see very little evidence of that

GUMPA

wow we're really talking about licking ass

but glad to see nick hasn't totally fallen apart and is going after opportunities yadda yadda even if the trailer shows us that this will probably also get messy, at least my boy's trying

boston what the fuck dont make me cry my poor lonley boy why is no one, literally no one in his corner i know he's a shit but being that alone breaks my heart, everyone else is a shit too and they all at least got someone

quite frankly mew, i am also bored of you

im sorry but why would you invite boston and top? okay maybe boston i get because he's part of the hostel they're hosting it at maybe but top? that's just asking for trouble. unless it's like an open invite? but then why did they get notifications? (edit: so apparently cheum invited him but still, what the hell)

i feel like this was a missed opportunity to put mew in some sluttier clothing tbh

alrighty we're doing coke off the table lads

he didn't pick you ray, you idiot, you are literally the definition of a rebound; someone i should love wow what a dick

i love you mew... awkward silence

there are too many lights on at this party

the drink in the face i did not see that coming im cackling, top if i were you i would run from this train wreck

oh wow you really rejected his attempt at a kiss in private but you're literally straight up using him in front of top boy i dont care how broken your heart is dont use other people that way; ray you're an idiot if you dont pick up on this

cheum there is a time and a place and this probably aint it; my mother is dead - jerk, wow what a lovely friendship they have

oh dear i hope this isn't going to turn into a controlling situation for nick but i wont hold my breath, just give the kid nice things for once

didnt we agree to moving on together why is this a conversation i didnt witness, i need this you dont understand

moving on in a circle why is he so funny

boston my guy you have some serious balls turning up to this party but i kinda love you for it

who are you to judge me you know what this is a very valid point, boston being the voice of reason on this show they've all done shitty things to each other and i really cant blame him for being cold to nick, that shit was pretty fucked up

freddie's bi, you're bi, i'm bi, let's make out - honestly most iconic part of the whole episode i think

why didnt you come to me ray im gonna hit you, he's not your property, he's not accountable to you

I WANT TO SLEEP WITH YOU RAY YOU WERE LITERALLY JUST SUCKING FACE WITH THE SUPPOSED LOVE OF YOUR LIFE WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL

ray threesome agenda continues i see

fake freddie the only one with any brains what so ever

thank you sand. finally.

ray that was fucked up. like manipulative, controlling, red flag fucked up.

oh shit its cheum's little brother so my god boston you absolutely wrecking ball of a human being

top buddy why dont you just go home, you are clearly not having a good time

honestly boston, walking away is most definitely the right option

how is it that top has pouty eyebrows

oh shit police

top going for the bribery route i see, this will either make him look like a right idiot or make him look like the hero

cheum what the fuck is wrong with you; you're right they dont care about you but quite frankly do you actually care about them? mew yes but the other two you have always treated a bit like shit tbh

this groups needs to fall apart

okay the taking care of the passed out guy is nice but the stroking of the pass out guy is getting a little weird top

so the bribe worked? alright top there to save the day that's going to make things nice and awkward isnt it, at least ray can pay him back so he doesn't have a financial hold over him i guess

sand going through all that shit and he's still the one doing the comforting for nick, their friendship is so good, even after what sand did they're still there for each other

boston my boy, my lonely boy

too much drama he says so i'll sleep with my friends little brother he thinks, god i love this absolute disaster of a human, he tried for a split second there, he really did

PREVIEW

DADDY DAD WHAT THE FUCK

slutty boston is back im so glad he didn't get any dick in this episode and that just seemed wrong tbh

mew flirting with randomer in a bar? what about ray? for real - yeah he's taken top, but not currently by you

ooh involving the family (or at least i assume those are mew's mums), personally not a fan, leave families alone dont use them for manipulation

again ray, he's not your property fuck off

i've never been so yielding to anyone in my life well at least you're self aware i guess

yaaa that shot of boston at the end there? lonley and leaning on the bar? breaking my heart right now

#only friends #ofts #only friends the series

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transskywardsword · 6 months

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consoling hugs for Wars and Mask for the found family prompt? :] idk if you're doing the prompts anymore, but I just thought the duo was incredibly cute and I'm not sure if I've ever seen them together before!

ack thank you!!!!! enjoy some 'war of ages' bonding between the Boys

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Mask was not jealous. He wasn't. He was eleven years old, he'd saved multiple worlds, and he was absolutely, positively not jealous of the General and his pretty pink fairy that followed him everywhere, perched on his shoulder or snuggled in his scarf or hidden under his cap when the fighting got too intense. Proxi wasn't a guardian fairy, like... her, simply serving to translate for Wars to those on the field who couldn't understand his fast moving hands and recurring silence, but she still provided comfort, sticking by the older man regardless of the thickness and heat of battle. Wars adored her, and she adored him, and watching them laugh together hurt in a way Mask hadn't hurt in a long time. But it didn't matter, because he was not jealous. Who cared if her twinkling light as she darted around Wars' head made him so homesick, so lonely, that he thought he might puke? He wasn't Kokiri, he was Hylian, and Hylians didn't get guardian fairies. Hylians didn't get forest friends to stand by them and protect them and guard then, shout for them to look and listen, target on enemies to keep them safe from harm, serve as nightlights in Shadow Temples or warm balls of light to warm fingers when the Water Temple's dampness became too cold. Those fairies belong to the Kokiri, not to little boys like him, so of course Navi flew away and left him behind. Of course she did.

So why wasn't Proxi doing the same? What did Wars have that Mask didn't? It wasnit fair, it wasn't!

"Are you alright, squirt?" A jingling bell of a voice called, and Mask looked up from his stale soldier's rations. Proxi hovered in front of his nose, and he had to cross his eyes to look at her. He glanced behind her where Wars sat, just a few feet away. His words in her voice.

"Your food's gonna get cold," the General signed, and Proxi translated the words. "Don't say you're not hungry, when I hear your stomach growling from your bedroll tonight, I won't be happy."

Mask scoffed, putting on an air of annoyance, and Wars, the bastard, laughed.

That wasn't fair to him though, now was it? The General had been nothing but kind. It wasn't his fault that he had a fairy companion and Mask didn't. Wars patted the empty spot next to him, closer to the fire.

"'M fine." Mask mumbled, and Wars rolled his eyes.

"You're shivering. I can hear it from here, squirt." Proxi said, and her voice didn't fit right with the General's frank words. She was made for eloquence and elegance, not a soldier's vernacular.

Begrudgingly, Mask shuffled over to Wars' side, and the man dumped half his food into Mask's bowl.

"Growing bones," he signed, and Mask rolled his eyes.

"I mean it. That Deity Mask of yours-- that's a lot of magic. It wears you out. Eat."

Mask wanted to glare, to insist he was all grown up, that he didn't need some half stranger's help, but then Wars was wrapping an armored arm around his shoulder and squeezing him close to his side.

"You know, if it-- if all this-- gets too much..."

"I'm not a child. I can handle myself."

Wars pursed his lips, but didn't take the bait. "Very well. You aint a kid. But all soldiers need help some time."

Proxi repeated the words and Mask realized to his horror that his eyes had grown wet. Wars brushed blond hair from his eyes, looking at him with concern.

"Kiddo..."

"I'm fine. Just... just a little homesick."

"Ah. I see." the General said, pulling the younger boy closer. "When I first was drafted, I missed home a lot too. I want to tell you that you get used to it, but it never really goes away. But you find new people, new family, and they help."

"They do?"

"Yeah. May not seem like it at first, but they do." Wars signed, and Proxi settled into Mask's hair, burrowing down in the blonde stands.

"Eat your food, kid. I'll keep you company. Promise."

He replaced his arm around Mask's shoulder, and a warmth Mask had been missing for a long, long time welled up. He slotted the arm closest to Wars around the man's waist, and stuffed a bread roll in his mouth with his free hand, pretending that the General's embrace didn't feel like the beginnings of a home.

#my writing

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diorsbrando · 1 year

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DAWG something tells me after AIZEN gets his ass locked up ( free my man he didn’t do nun !! ) you would constantly go down to the cells hes been locked up in and take a few hours to talk to him ( during the tybw arc season ) and once this man has been set free for a little bit by shunsui YOU BEST BELIEVE HE GOT YOU UPSIDE DOWN ON HIS LAP AND eating you out like a starving man he’s become over the years and he taking it all like he hasn’t eaten in 45 years HELLOOO !! your back on his thighs, legs swang over the top of his shoulders and he’s doing it with no hands. feeling light headed GIRL THIS MAN DOING TO MUCH TO MY MIND

ZENNNNN ! ! your ideas abt aizen >>>>>>>>>>>>. PLEASE GOD YES.

no same because free sosuke! free aizen he aint do nothinnnnn wronggg!! free him out his shackles !!!!!!! and no because why are you in my brain rn? why ah you in my mind bc i would fantasize about the exact same thing like nothing gonna separate me and my man :( maybe he'll actually say the words "i love you" when he sees how much i love him SKDJFHSDKJFHSDKFJSKHJ anyway. the way i (you) would thank the gods and kiss shunsui's entire face for letting aizen free, you promise to buy him like 8 big bottles of sake and drink them with him as a thank you😭😭 but ZENNNN!!!! UPSIDE DOWWNNNN? NO HANDS????? ARE U BEING FR? BE SO SERIOUS RN BC MY COOTER IS HAVING A BALL WITH THIS IDEA!!!!! aizen being strong enough to eat you upside down >>>>>>>>>. and he's just staring at you with those eyes of his, his gaze never leaves yours! like his facial expressions don't change that much, but that damn mouth. his silver tongue, eating you out in the nastiest, passionate way possible like his tongue is out here violating your pretty little hole slurping up everything you have😫 you are a TREMBLING, shaking mess in his grasp and you're holding onto whatever part of him you can hold onto for dear life because he eat it so goooooddd! there are tears in your eyes bc aizen wants to make you cum over and over and over again to make up for lost time, and to reward you for being so incredibly loyal to him while he was locked away. that make up sex will be so intense, people could be able to sense y'all's spiritual pressure LMAO 🏃🏾‍♀️

and aizen will never admit it, hardly even to himself but he really did miss you around. yes, you came to visit, speak to him, & update him on what's going on up above in the seiretei and soul society but every time you'd have to leave you'd chip off his heart and take a little bit of that with you. he missed holding you like this, misses hearing your voice this close to his ear, missed tasting you, missed putting his mouth on every part of your body, he missed fucking you like this....he missed it all. so WHO GON WRITE A FULL FIC ABT AIZEN GETTING OUTTA JAIL? WHO GON DO IT !???

#sailewhoremoon #🍫—asks!#moots :)#zynoist #aizen ❤️‍🩹#i love having a bleach brain rot <3 #!mdni #!explicit content ahead #'i miss you' sex >>>>>>>>

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yeah my name is link man im more well known than lil wayne oh you thought my name was zelda thats a f**king girl's name ive saved the world like fifteen times and saved the princess from demise and i do it all with no help and no advice hey look listen hey look listen you f**kin annoying fairy id rather be forced to listen to constant katy perry i think its time i got some recognition dont you think legend of zelda? screw that legend of link! cause he's the L to the I to the N to the K wears tights every day dont give a damn what you say he's got bigger balls than even evel knievel and he aint gonna stop til the world is free of evil i'll break all your pots and I best not hear your b*tchin ive got the triforce of courage b*tch so you better listen that's right called bushwhacker and my bank account's maxed out got 999 rupees and my leather wallet's packed now cant back down cant slack now the world needs me to attack now yet im forced to pay out the *ss for these bombs in castle town just give me some heart containers and let me spit on my ocarina so i can kick that dumb*ss ganon all the way to argentina cause he's the L to the I to the N to the K wears tights every day dont give a damn what you say he's got bigger balls than even evel knievel and he aint gonna stop til the world is free of evil yo you lowlife elf need a ride up to the north pole santa's got a thing for elves getting his marriage annulled you really think saving the princess will convince me you're straight haha the uggs and skirt fad is so 2008 oh snap, it's ganondorf tryna jock on my style batmans cape lincoln's beard were you dressed by a child youre a ginger with no soul and you look like a fucking troll isnt kidnapping helpless girls getting a little bit old you think zeldas stupid enough to get kidnapped so often she runs off to my castle into my room and begs to get locked in yeah she's sick of your little Deku nuts and your girly fairy face L-I-N-K? more like L-I-N-gay! man you should've been aborted just like the jersey shore its a damn lie you told about zelda cause she loves my master sword its a shame your whole lifes been a waste trying to rule hyrule cause today will be the day known as the day you got schooled cause he's the L to the I to the N to the K wears tights every day dont give a damn what you say he's got bigger balls than even evel knievel and he aint gonna stop til the world is free of evil

i saw this at the dmv while my documents were being checked and for the rest of the transaction it was all i could think about. asks you can hear

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coal15 · 2 years

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Today I'm nostalgic for my first CANON lgbt+ ship. Wrote this several years ago. It's Gallavich scenes from Mickey's POV, as well as a few chapters filling in blanks between their scenes. Canon compliant until after Mickey goes to Mexico because I started writing it before they brought his character back, so chapters from then on are my version of Mickey's time in Mexico and how he and Ian eventually have a happy ending. This is the beginning of Chapter one:

Jesus CHRIST! I think when I feel what turns out to be a tire iron nudging my back. Can I please just take a nap without some annoying assho-huh?

"I want the gun back, Mickey."

"Gallagher?" The freckle-assed fuck's got balls, I'll give him that.

"The gun!"

No way. "All right." You're gonna regret sneaking into my house, you ginger piece of shit. I reach for the drawer, figuring it'll be enough to get the stupid kid to drop his guard. I'm right. He's totally unprepared when I grab him and throw him into the wall by my bed. Turns out though, the scrawny fuck adapts fast. And he's stronger than he looks. You aint gonna give up easy here, are you? Our scuffle moves from one side of the room to the other. I assume Gallagher's gonna run away pissing himself once I got in a few good punches, but no. He's determined. We end up back on the bed, and by now my pulse is racing. In no universe did I imagine kicking Ian Gallagher's ass would be even remotely difficult-which means I have to win. Finally I wrench the tire iron out of his hand, get him pinned underneath me, and swing back fast, ready to crack open the motherfucker's skull. But then I realize something, and freeze.

Fuck! I'm getting hard, and there's no way Gallagher hasn't noticed, his face is right between my legs. No one's gonna miss a partial sprouting up literally right under their nose. But before I have time to panic the look on his face goes from fear to . . . Oh . . . . oh! He knows I want him, he obviously wants me, and I don't give a shit anymore about winning the fight. I've only ever been fucked twice before, and it felt great both times-though I played it off like I was only letting the guy do it as an alternative to owing him a crazy stupid amount of money for several lost guns I was supposed to sell. Anyhow, taking it up the ass showed up in my jerk-off fantasies pretty much all the time, and Gun Dude just happened to be my first chance to try it out. Nothing about him in particular appealed to me aside from his having a cock.

This situation with Gallagher is different. It's like I can feel the whole room heat up as we stare at each other. I could easily beat him up just for the sake of follow through, then go out and pick up some other random guy, but I don't even consider the option. I want him inside me. Him or no one. I drop the tire iron and we both get to work taking our clothes off. 'What's happening here?' woulda been a stupid fucking question for either of us to ask, so I'm relieved as hell when he doesn't. Just lets me help him get naked without a word. "Condoms are in the drawer," I say as I get on all fours, hoping to god Gingershit doesn't wanna be topped.

Jesus CHRIST! I think when I feel what turns out to be a tire iron nudging my back. Can I please just take a nap without some annoying assho-huh?

"I want the gun back, Mickey."

"Gallagher?" The freckle-assed fuck's got balls, I'll give him that.

"The gun!"

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The rest is here

#gallavich #mickey x ian #mickey milkovich #ian gallagher #brutal fucked up love #but they're so beautiful together

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I went back to school in January, and I am starting my own business that I am so excited about. It's something I'm very passionate about and my whole drive is to help other women and Mother's out there who are just trying to be good f****** people and live a good healthy life, where they actually feel good about themselves. Because I'm just going to tell you right now.If Mamma aint happy, no one can be happy, true shit 🤜 🎤👍

I want to reach Mother's like me, Not exactly like me. We're all different and that's the beautiful part about each and every one of us, but we all have things in common. I'm an alcoholic, for example. There are many women out there that are alcoholics as well. That struggle, but we're still mom's and we're still beautiful amazing people, but that's just one part of me. It doesn't make me who I am. Another big part of my life, that is a struggle as a mother, is having a child that struggles with some sort of mental health issue, that we are still trying to tackle down. I praise the Lord every day that it's only temporary small case, Because I know there's mama's out there. Dealing with way more than I could ever imagine. Anyways, we all have different things in our lives that are road bumps we will call. I like that, and we can all relate to each other in one way or another. And it takes a village, so I want to reach all the moms out there who are going through all the hard things because I think people forget about us sometimes. And I think we forget to pick ourselves up.Sometimes we spend so much time criticizing ourselves on the things.We didn't accomplish, the things we should have done, things we could have done, telling ourselves we are horrible mother's, And we don't spend enough time praising ourselves for all the things we did.

So I'm gonna set an example.

Get you a journal, if you don't have one, I'm telling you what, you need to do it.I'm kind of being a hypocrite right now because I have mine.And I haven't wrote in it forever 🤣, But every night. Sit down and just write 5 things that you did that. You're proud of yourself for.

Right now I'm f****** proud of myself.Cause I'm a bad a** b**** that woke up at 4:30 this morning.Went for 4 mile walk came home.Did Yoga, woke up kids,manage to shower, And I actually washed my hair, as a woman you should know exactly how big of a day that is 🤣

And I've been like a ping pong ball driving kids all around town. I'm getting ready to leave my house on my last mission to drop off the 5th Child, at now the 4th different school in our town this morning. 💪

So I Pat myself on the back, but I'm not gonna be going around saying that to everybody. I'm gonna live in humility. I'm gonna walk out that door with my head high, knowing that God and the universe are guiding my mind, My thoughts, my words, my hand, and my feet, to lead from my heart. And to serve and to live God's will.

How do I know that you may ask? Because I meditated this morning after my Yoga,

Another thing I seriously suggest you to do. You should sit and meditate and I take that time to breathe and connect with spirit, I ask to channel prana with every breath, and exhaling negative energy with every breath, and say all of my prayers and that's when I ask for God to lead me through my day for his will. And I do this everyday.

So if anybody ever finds this I challenge you to try this a try, Give it 7 days meditation 🧘‍♀️, pray, lead from your heart. Give kindness to yourself and others and live in humility. And your life will change before your eyes in ways you could never imagine.

#TBGLU ✌️🌙

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EREN, BAKUGO, SUNA AND BAJI DURING A ZOMBIE INVASION !! (separately)

really rough work- like fr just me brainstorming rn.

reblogs are appreciated !

NOTE : this was written in JAN 31st on my wattpad acc !!

zombies, suicide, murder, betrayal, mentions of blood - its really not as dark as the warnings seem- like these are just plots but im putting trigger warnings cuz like they are all a summarised version of the oneshots . trust me this is just crack fluff and a lil angst all cool👌

okay so like i just watched all of us are dead and oh my fucking god. the plot, the acting, the characters, the directing- so good. it was so good oml and while watching it, i had this thing going in the back of my head ;

how would suna be with his crush during a zombie apocalypse?

suna tbh would definitely be in the volleyball practice room and wouldve called u to watch him n stuff. so you, suna, atsumu, osamu are literally the only ones there cuz idk- u n rin just flirting and like atsumu and osamu are like so done w yall like kiss already 🙁🙁 and then yall hear this loud ass scream oml so like yall are all confused like what happened ???? and then osamu goes out to check and comes back running and locks the door so fast lmao- atsumu is literally so fucking scared u guys like shaking rn 😱😱 and suna instinctively throws himself infront of u.

so like osamu is like "guys??? remember how we were talking about what would happen if zombies were real?"

"well they are, so we gotta do smthg-" and atsumu is like bro no omg i cant die n stuff and he's legit on the verge of tears- suna whips his phone out guys 😔✋ and literally starts a fucking insta live gbye- he's like, y/n stay here its not safe. and then he's peaking out of the window and raising his phone 🤳 like "guys look there's zombies at our school omg 😱" LMAO- but no fr like the volleyball gym is the best place to be at a time like this cause it has a bathroom and food and its got this big ass steel door lmaooo so yalls are safe and suna is documenting everything w ur phone cuz his battery ran out 😋🤘

how would katsuki (school! au) be with his crush during a zombie apocalypse?

this man will make sure nobody touches him or you. he wont mind sacrificing his classmates if he has to. but you? nah he's gonna make sure he protects you till his last breath. he wants to save himself too, but you're his first priority. so if he gets bitten, he's gonna tell you that he likes you and then kword himself 😔😔😔 but like he wont make a slip up like that so he'll live w u then take u for a date after this is all done lol

how would eren (school! au) be with his crush during a zombie apocalypse?

like he was practicing in the field w two of his teammates; jean, connie and his coach; levi. so they see some ppl running and screaming- and connie, while passing the ball to him, goes "lol bro what if its a zombie apocalypse" and jean is like "then he'll definitely confess to y/n" and they laugh 😂🤨😐😶☹️

then levi is like, "oi why are you kids running? what's the problem?" and then they're all still screaming. a few seconds in, and they see a janitor with a really red lips run towards the crowd. now these 4 ppl are actually smart, so they don't wait around and run out of the school right. levi is like get in my car guys hurry up. and eren is about to- then he's like oh fuck no. so he realises you may be in the school and stuff. so he's like guys, ily gtg. and connie is like fuck man, *abt to get out cause he aint gonna let his homie die alone like that* and jean is holding him back like nah bro he finna die, you finna die, we all finna die 😔✋ so levi has given eren some hockey kit he found in his trunk? idk like kneepads and just heavy full sleeves and facegear and thick pants so that he wont get bitten and eren wears his jacket over the tee, with the thing '10' written at the back, 10 is eren's jersey number and uk that cause you always have your eyes set on him when he's playing.

so he's on his way into the school and you're like frantically searching for him at the football field and look at the school door, and see his jersey and yell so loud "EREN DONT GO !!!" and he looks back like huh??? 🤨🤨🤨 and then the way he runs to u- 😭😭😭 literally picks u up and bolts so fast 😭😭😭 cause when you screamed, you attracted a ton of zombies. and levi is waiting there, the getaway driver. connie is praying that eren comes back, w or w/o u lol. and jean is giving him the side eye cause he's an atheist lmaoo- so yeah eren comes back, holding u in bridal style and gets in the car. levi is like wait check for bites, and jean is like, yeah bro we'll give you privacy😏😏😏

and then connie is like no fr check like what if she was bitten- and u didnt even have a small blood drop- turns out that you forgot u had school and came after the third period and when you came everything was chaotic. nevertheless, you still let eren check u for bites cause like that's so important in this situation and hes like "nah she doesn't have no bites." "yet. 😏🥴😉" LMAO

and how would baji be with his crush during a zombie apocalypse?

so we all know baji is a crazy man. now he's the type of guy who will beat everyone up and protect u at the same time. but like at the end, when yall are just abt to be saved, there's just one zombie left, you're trynna get onto the helicopter and he's obviously putting u before him, and then a zombie bites him and he goes, "i really like you. since I can't take you out on a date, can you consider this the best date of your life?"

and youre like screaming like omg naurrr n stuff lmao

#suna x reader #suna rintarou #suna fluff #bakugo x reader #bakugo katsuki #bakugo fluff #eren x reader #eren jaeger #eren fluff #baji x reader #baji keisuke #baji angst #bakugo angst #eren headcanons #bakugo headcanons #suna headcanons #baji headcanons

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thegremlincrowsnest · 3 years

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Good Vibes - A Stripper!Kiri x Reader AU NSFW

This is my contribution to the Magic Mike Collab by the illustrious Angelashido

CW: Use of pussy, clit, cunt. Daddy used in a sexual context,

Disclaimer: All Reader inserts are brown and ftm trans! Reader will have he/him pronouns. All characters are over 18. Minors DNI!

“Good Boys listen to daddy don’t they, my darlin.’”

Those words rang through your head almost every day you went to work.

The deep bass of his voice, the warmth of his hands, the hungry look in his eye.

They all haunted your dreams since you started working at Fatgum’s Farm. A southern farm themed strip club where the servers and performers dressed as either cowboys, farm hands, or farm animals. Your “uniform” was a cow printed bikini with a matching tail, ears, and horns. The straps dug into the plush flesh of your brown hips and sides, but you reveled in the stares you would get.

However, you weren’t the only one who had a liking for your outfit.

Eijiro Kirishima was one of the house favorites. A stripper who went by Red Riot, was very intrigued by your appearance. Tall and built like a house, he wore assless chaps, a black thong, and a cowboy hat. Besides the outfit leaving nothing to the imagination, he did love to tease you. Letting his hand slip ever so slightly lower as he walked by, would leave you with a lingering warmth for the rest of the night.

He’s a sweet man though, always walking you to your car and taking care of any customers who got too handsy. Although you never did complain the few times he had to pretend to be your boyfriend. One time in particular, actually. You had a customer gripping your wrist, begging for a kiss, and refusing to let go. Eijiro came up behind you, pulling the man’s hand off of you before putting a protective grip on your waist. Your mind went blank for a moment, feeling his solid body pressed against your side as his fingers dug into the meat of your hip.

“-you go along now baby.” A voice said, shaking you out of your fog. You stood there for a moment before a strong hand gripped your cheeks gently. Turning your face to him, his grip lowered onto your ass.

He gripped it tightly as he spoke. “Good boys, listen to daddy, ‘ight darlin’?” He asked with a low growl. His eyes quickly darted down to your slightly puckered lips, thick and painted red, before looking back up into your eyes.

“Y-yes sir.” Was all you could say before running off to the back to cool yourself off.

That was weeks ago and since then you’ve had your fun with teasing him. Grinding your ass against his bulge “accidentally”, pressing your breast against him with soft groans laced into whatever you were suggesting. Every time, you saw his crimson eyes darken and he licked his lips, looking at your display with hunger. He would recuperate, grabbing your ass as he walked by or snapping the straps of your bikini bottoms against your ass just to see your fat ripple. Today, however, you decided to try and make a move. The two of you were closing for the evening and were the last to leave.

As you walked into the back to change you saw Ejiro standing outside of the entrance. “Ya know you don’t hafta wait outside when it's the two of us right?” You comment to him as you walk inside.

“I know but my mamas raised me to be respectful,” he replies as he walks closer, leaning against a nearby locker as he begins to scroll on his phone. You smirked as you began to strip in front of him, as your back turned to him you felt his eyes trail down your back. Usually, you just threw on some sweats and changed at the house. But tonight you wanted to see how far you could push him. As you pulled off your bra you turned back to him, placing your hands on your hips you smirked. He was standing awkwardly against the locker, face buried in his phone with the faintest of blush dusting his cheeks. “Don’t tell me ya never saw a pretty body naked have ya Eiji?” You taunt as you walk closer to him. Only coming up to his chest you giggled as you pressed up against him.

His breath caught in his chest as he looked down at you. “Now doll… I know we’ve been teasing each otha for a while not..” He started, gripping your chin to keep your eyes on his. “But if ya want this I warn ya… I aint gentle,” he finishes lowly. You can only giggle and bite the inside of your cheek.

"Who says I want it to be soft?” You retort.

Suddenly you’re lifted up and pressed against the lockers by strong arms as a pair of soft lips are pressed against yours. You moan into his kiss as his large hands grip the fat of your thighs and ass. “Fuck baby, do ya know how hard it is for me to just sit by and watch as these hips swing by my stage,” he growls. You can’t get a word out as he sticks two thick fingers into your mouth. Soft whimpers echo through the changing room as your drool drips down his hand. He pulls them out and kisses you gently before slowly sliding a finger inside of you. He groans lowly as he feels how tight you are, your pussy clenches around his finger, desperately trying to suck him in. You stay like this, him stretching you slowly as he adds one more finger, scissoring you apart as he watches your face. How it contorts, how your eyes cross slightly as he feels your sweet spot, it all goes straight to his cock.

“Look at you..taking my fingers like a good little boy should,” he remarks as he looks down at the absolute mess you’ve made. He gently lays you down on a nearby bench, taking off his sweatshirt and folding it up before placing it underneath your hips. You watch as he slides off his pants and boxers, drool escaping you slightly as you watch his cock slowly reveal itself. Thick as heavy that even with it fully hard it can barely stand by itself. He positions himself between your legs, tapping his cock against your pussy. He smirks as he hears your voice hitch, feeling how heavy it is. He looks at you with concerned eyes, studying your face for any sign of discomfort only to find lust-blown eyes looking back at him. He grips your thighs tightly as they push them up to your chest. Your pussy clenches as you feel his fingers sink into the fat of your thighs. He slowly pushes in, biting his lip as he feels the hot, tight walls of your entrance. You reach up, digging your nails into his arms as his grip tightens on your hips.

Eiji gives you only a moment to rest before he pulls out, watching as your lips grip his shaft, glistening from how wet you are. He can’t help the deep growl in his chest as he pushes back in. He picks up the pace, leaning down on his forearms he leans his forehead against yours. The slapping of his balls against your ass echoes loudly. “God damn… you’re so fucking tight-ngh- didn’t think you could take me so well,” he moans out.

You let out a shaky laugh as your legs tighten around his waist. “D-didn’t know you thought so little oh fuck yes of me Eiji~” You replied. Your mixed juices dripped down the curve of your ass, adding to the explicit sounds coming from your rendezvous. To keep himself quiet he buries his face in the crook of your neck, biting and marking his way down to your chest.

Your whines grew louder as you felt the head of his cock hit your most sensitive spot. Your back arched and your nails drew blood from how hard they scratched down his shoulders. “Ah there it is~” He remarks as he sits up a bit, angling his thrusts to keep hitting your sweet pot. Absolutely enamoured by how fucked out you look, eyes crossed and drool dropping from the corner of your mouth, he can see the beginnings of hickeys bloom across your warm brown skin. It made his cock throb. “You’re all mine baby boy, no one else can have this tight pussy except me,” he announced as he began to thrust faster. Rubbing your clit in slow stuff movements he can’t help but smile seeing how your body reacts to the softest of touches. You can barely respond, only nodding your head and whimpering as you feel the knot in your loins tighten. “Gonna cum for me baby? Go on, I’m feelin’ nice today,” he remarks as he feels your pussy tighten around him. He thrusts faster, pinching and rubbing your clit along with his thrusts as he watches your face. You turn your head as you feel yourself about to climb over the edge before you feel a strong hand grip your chin. “Now now. Good boys look at daddy when they cum, I wanna see those eyes cross when ya squirt on my cock,” he commands. His smirk, usually holding warmth and comfort, throws you over the edge with a loud moan. Holding onto him like your life depended on it, you can’t help the cacophony of noises that spilled from your lips. He doesn’t relent, continuing to pound away at your quivering entrance.

“E-eiji nngj s-sensitive,” you moaned out, hot tears streaming down brown cheeks as you tried to move away from his powerful thrusts.

“Shh baby let daddy use you a little bit longer,” he comments as he hooks your legs over his shoulders as he holds your face gently. His large palms squish your cheeks gently as he speeds up his thrusts, your toes curl, and your body quakes as you feel his cock throb inside of you. Looking up at him with unfocused eyes you hold onto his wrists.

“C-cum inside daddy~ please~” You squeaked. That broke him, holding you close to him he unloaded inside of you, groaning loudly he humps against you. Feeling his cock throb and pulse as rope after rope of cum unloads inside of your tight cunt.

He keeps your bodies close together, kissing your face and lips gently as he asks how you're feeling. “I wasn’t too rough with you, was I sweetheart?” He asks as he wipes away tears. You shake your head and lean into his touch.

“No no...that was exactly what I wanted,” you replied. He chuckles as he lets your legs down gently, rubbing your hips and joints to ease the tension.

“Good. Cause as soon as I get you home, you’re gonna need to call off tomorrow.”

#bnha kirishima eijirou #red riot #bnha kirishima x reader #kirishima smut #bnha kirishima #kirishima eijirou #x reader smut #kiri smut #poc!reader #poc reader #ftm!reader #ftm reader #magic mike collab #cernunnos thoughts #cernunnos writing #bnha smut

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bananaapplewaffle · 2 years

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Another Batch of Vignettes [2 of 5] [Savanaclaw]

Y’all know the drill

I'm Being Rude | Leona - Uniform

Leona My Beloved what are you doing

Ah, not waiting to be bothered

Okay Leona but what if you got prettied up just be prettied up

A WHAT

COMMON WHAT

VIL YOU'RE SAYING THAT SHIT WITH YOUR WHOLE CHEST LIKE LEONA ISN'T A KING

HIS NAME IS LEONA KINGSCHOLAR FOR A REASON

VIL SHUT THE FUCK UP

LEONA BEAT HIS ASS

SMILING AND SHIT

DO YOU WANNA CATCH HIS PAWS

BOUT TO HAVE ME OUT HERE LIKE ASHELY KATCHADORIAN BUT WATCH ME ACTUALLY WATCHING THAT DOOR

GASLIGHT HIS ASS

LISTEN LISTEN

Vil, you kinda right. He kinda does only have a pretty face and a shitty attitude

BUT HE'S MY PRETTY FACE AND SHITTY ATTITUDE BELOVED SO NO MEAN

Um, Vil, Leona aint that. He worked for what he's got.

Just My Tail | Leona - PE Uniform

Yeah, I'm gonna need someone to pull a Chowder on the sun.

Leona, you just went from not giving a fuck to picking on the old and sickly.

Tryna act up cuz the Sun caught Lila lacking.

Girl help what are they saying

Nah let'em box

Trey this is literally the funniest shit

TREY OUT HERE THE REF AND COMMENTATOR

Okay but watching their sprites move is the goofiest shit

OOP ROOK JOINS THE COMMENTATIN' FRAY

CHILE LILIA GOT THE BALL

WHOLE SCREEN SHAKING

HIS EYES

His eyes...

looks away

THE GIRLIES ARE FIGHTING

AYE Y'ALL BETTER CHILL OUT BEFORE Y'ALL KICK EACH OTHER

Y'all should kick each other

Okay this transitions are way too aggressive

They should have them box forreal

Quit Kickin' and Screamin' (Part One) | Leona - Labwear

GRIM??

EPEL???

ME???

Mang, all Rook do is lie, shot and speak french

Grim no! You don't have thumbs!

LEONA MY BELOVED

DON'T BULLY GRIM LIKE THAT HE'S TRYING HIS BEST HE'LL GET TALLER ONE DAY

...Grim I swear to god

YOU BETTER LICK IT UP BITCH

YA DONE FUCKED UP SO BAD EPEL'S COUNTRY ACCENT DONE GONE AND CAME OUT

NAH NAH EPEL IN THIS SHIT TOO, LEONA

Epel, it's okay. You can be country 'round me.

NAH NAH GRAB HIM

OH? YOU STOP AT THE MENTION OF ROOK DO YOU?

LISTEN

EVEN LEONA IS LIKE

"WHAT THE FUCK IS HE SAYING"

RECKON

LEONA MY BELOVED PLEASE DO NOT MANDLE ME

at least not in the open halls omg scandalous

OH HE'S LIFTIN'EM

PICK ME UP TOO

YES

PICK ME UP RN

Quit Kickin' and Screamin' (Part Two) | Leona - Labwear

omfg look at his claws fuck me

I like Epel's shoes lol

Also Grim baby, stfu you got us into this :)

I ain't doing shit, Grim.

NOT HIM DROPPING EPEL LIKE THAT

MANG PICK ME UP INSTEAD

GIRL NOT THEM COMMENTING ON THE FACT THAT HE RANDOMLY CHANGED INTO HIS LABWEAR

He said: "I snapped my fingers and that shit was there."

Ah look at Leona doing something nice

Nevermind

Grim.

I'm really gonna have to teach you when to shut the fuck up.

"Damn, you said that shit with your whole chest."

Umm chile "you guys" who???

WHAT A FUCKEN KING

"You drink it, you piece of shit!"

And then we spent the rest of the hour with Leona.

You're Dreamin' (Part One) | Leona - Ceremonial Robes

Leona in his Ceremonial Robes my beloved

Silver! Take your sleepyass home

Eye- Silver what?

Silver out here reading in between the lines

"Well, yeah they fight, but as friends, right?"

Silence

"Right??"

LISTEN LSITEN KALIM HE

...nah y'all right not much going on up there

Silver please

Leona my lying beloved

HEARTLESS

DID SOMEONE SAY HEARTLESS

shoves fic idea away

nap time besties

You're Dreamin' (Part Two) | Leona - Ceremonial Robes

aaannnd we're back!

Oo he big glaring

Not Ruggie being like: "THE SUNSET SAVANNA ROYAL FAMILY?"

Ruggie the beloved grandchild

:)))))))))))))))))))))

"extra nice to la ladies"

HE DRINKS HIS RESEPCT WOMAN JUICE

WAS RAISED ON THAT SHIT

Let us see the woman of Savanna

I want to see their muscles

I want them to pic me up

LOOK AT HIS EARS AAAAAAAAAAA

wait a

IS THAT A LUCLY FUCKEN EMBLEM

KASLMJASKLJDSLJDSAKLJDSLJ

MALLEUS' HOOD

ON MY LEONA BELOVED

MORE LIKELY THAN YOU'D THINK

Yeah Malleus do give off head empty vibes

mang why do y'all got these hats

IS THAT ANOTHER LUCKY EMBLEM

A HEART-TO-HEART

I love how Silver slips up and calls Lilia father

(and the conclusion will be found in Malleus Ceremonial Robes Part 2! See y'all in a month LMAO)

Caught Red-Handed! | Jack - Uniform

Oh shit hea sniffin'

Nah nah, abort abort Jack. It ain't worth it!

(I don't really know just yet tho... Chapter 3 Part 1 did just drop...)

NOT ALL BRING AN NONDESCRIPT BREIFCASE TO THE DINING HALL

LETS FUCKEN GO

THROW SOME HANDS

...oops

Nah that can't be no beauty lotion if it fucken stinks

ain't nobody about to put that shit on

EPEL!

I love when Epel loses his cool.

Aren't you tired of being nice? Don't you wanna go apeshit, Epel?

GIRL NOT THE ONIONS IN THE COAT POCKET

WHY ALL THE ONIONS

MANG IF YOU DON'T CARRY SOME DAMN SEASONING THEN

And thus, a friendship bloomed

all thanks to some damn onions

Grammy Doesn't Need Fancy | Ruggie - Uniform

Girl what? Soup as a midnight snack?

JADE WHAT THE FUCK

I would say I'm surprised that we're all awake at the ass crack of night but it be like that tbh

Oh no

WHY WOULD YOU JUST LEAVE THAT SHIT OUT

GIRL IF ITS OUT IN THE OPEN, ITS GOOD FOR THE TAKING

30 RECPIES????

CHEF RUGGIE

Man I love adding cheese to my eggs.

GRAMMY?? AAAA

FINGER-LICKIN' GOOD????

I AM LEAVING THIS PLANE OF EXISTANCE

Lower! | Ruggie - PE Uniform

Oh god, its Sleepy Silver.

Lilia my beloved...

COINKIDINK???

Don't you dare, Ruggie. He is sleepy enough.

$7 FOR A DRINK????

OOP

omg Silver is deadass falling asleep on my screen

SILVER SHUSH

WHEN HAGGLING NEVER BRING UP THE ACTUAL PRICE

$6.50???

$6???? THAT'S ONLY A DOLLAR OFF

AT LEAST $4 DAMN

Damn, he got it for $3.50

But the trade off was a lot better for Sam tho

3 for $7 damn Ruggie

What I Went Through (Part One) | Ruggie - Labwear

Leona's room my second home

Okay nah, Leona pick up after yourself.

Nah, Ruggie tell him off forreal

What's he gonna do? Growl?

Periodt expensive everything to Leona's account.

His money is your money at this point.

Also we are always at Sam's shop lol

TREY YOU BITCH

Oh my good no...

Mew Meow! (Part One) | Ruggie - Dorm Uniform

TREY YOU BITCH

YOU LITTLE SNEAK

Fucking

"Not pink, not green, not aquamarine." SHUT UP

Got scared for a second, thought I was gonna have to do some Twsitunin'

WHO LET RUGGIE WALK OUT THE HOUSE LOOKIN LIKE THAT

not leona following the sun like a fucking cat

I can't say much tho because when the sun hits just right

LAUNDRY SAUCE??????

NOT LEONA JUST THROWING HIS WALLET

BITCH TOSS IT AT ME

Bitch he's that stacked?

Damn making me feel like a gold digger...

Mew Meow! (Part Two) | Ruggie - Dorm Uniform

LEONA MY BELOVED

WELL- don't call Ruggie out like that when you got all that damn money

Y'all are sneaky sneaky

Y'ALL NEED TO STOP TALKING ABOUT PEOPLE LIKE THAT WONT JUST POP UP

oh he is speaking the way of the rats

RATS RATS WE'RE THE RATS

oh that was quick lol

Mew Meow! (Part Three) | Ruggie - Dorm Uniform

LEONA WITH THE BACKHANDED COMPLIMENT (STEEL CHAIR)

Leona, don't say get some help like you're gonna help.

Yeah that's what I thought.

aww Ruggie! You'll be a leader one day!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING AT MY HOUSE

oh thank god its just Lucifer

(I'm not fucken calling him Lucius)

on meorw?

OH SHIT WE FINNA GATHER MORE PUSSY

LEONA MY BELOVED IN THE DISTANCE

Ruggie my bilingual beloved

Nooo what did they say at the end?

Ramblings Masterlist

#waffle plays twsted #twst #twisted wonderland #leona kingscholar #jack howl #ruggie bucchi #vil shoenheit #lilia vanrouge #trey clover #rook hunt #epel felmier #grim #jade leech #malleus draconia

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NAHH CUZ YOU'RE SO RIGHT ABOUT THAT(being the source of my happiness) 🤩🤩🤩 your messages literally make my day 😚💕💕

this is a sign for you to have a friends to lovers trope with ayato 👀😌😌 more than bros-

I made sure that you looked pretty in the picture 😩👌 looking pretty while being caught in 4k 😌 im a professional photographer of ppl getting caught in 4k🥴 i simply need the money for my services so i wont go broke 🤩🤧

Your brain is driving in the right street 🤭 it aint a u-turn, that's the right track ur brain is driving to 🤩 blame me all you want 🥰 😩 but i aint taking back what i've said by "...playing with balls" ✨

Im cracking up sm in the "is this a sign to hell,, im quittin"😭😭😭

Your blog is the whole receipt if you'd ask me 😌😌😌 you've been arresting yourself as both the criminal and the police 🧐

Admit it, you just want to be buried w Ayato in the burnt kamisato estate🧐🧐🧐 even death can't set you apart (literally) 😌

Money before hoes 😎😎😎 the detailed plan you wrote 😌 the anon was too stunned to speak- 🧍‍♀️is this what you call the peak of desperation because ayato won't come home to u 🤔🤔

Good luck on getting ayato !! 👹👹👹 His banner aint gonna disappear tomorrow so take your time 😚😚 may he appreciate your hardwork for saving up for him 😩✨

You got 10 olympic medals but your one true love aint coming home 😩😭 IM. I'm losing my mind over the "NEXT YEAR IM PLANNING TO BUY A MOON" 😰 ein???? i think ur crimes made you successful but also crazy 😭😭 am i gonna hear that you're planning to buy a sun too ???🧐

No one can beat ur top tier humor 😭 i rlly swear you're naturally funny 😌🤩 thanks for being proud of me, im doin my best 😎👌

Albedo is dry bc he aint wet 👍 that chalk man will literally melt into nothingness when he'd gotten wet 🤔🤔 albedo is missing out on ur top tier humor 🤧🤧 i feel so sad for him 😩 anyways ayato please come home to ein, one of your greatest simps, before you regret it 😚 and miss out on ein's humor 🥴🤩 albedo don't deserve someone like you 😤😤 he belongs to dragonspine, and just like the cold of that mountain, he also treated you coldly 🙄😔 let's try to ask mona what can we do to albedo using astrology 😌

I wonder too who is the one who simps so hard in this blog 🤔🤔🤔

As an Ayato haver, i'm gonna bestow you my blessings!! 😚💕 Have a nice day ein >:3

i'm?? Also wondering if i'm gonna ask you to be friends in asia server 😩🤔 since you were wanting fishes yesterday,,, the reason is stupid but 🤩

— 🍰.

ikr anon😌 but being your entertainer is not free, where's my salary 🤨🤨

itto is gonna be my wingman🤩👍

thats great, bc i wont allow myself to look like a dinosaur while being caught in 4k🙄🙄 we all struggle financially🤝

u know what? i learned to simply shut up whenever u say sussy things🤨🤨 learned it in a hard way btw

my blog is a whole receipt? nah uh anon, u might need a glasses for that. i am not a criminal and a police wdym😒😒

nah bc i take back that i said i am hot, bc there's no way im going to hell😊 im warm u know, not hot

didn't even thought abt that but now that u said it, yes. not even death can do us apart. if i can't have him, no can👹 /j naurr i sound some yandere shit😭

its always money >>> husbandos. this is the start of my capitalist era🤩🤩 /j

i am desperate it self anon🙁 that kamisato ayato is stubborn af💔

"you got 10 olympic medals but your one true love aint coming home" *slids down the wall* *bang my head* *rips out my heart* *sobs violently* f u and your homies anon 💔 who taught u to real talk me💔👍

yep, lets buy a star too🤩🤩 ...crime? anon u thought everything that i did is a crime? how could this be *held the chair from shock* everything that i did is hardwork, success, effort and u will just call them crime!? t-this is too much *runs away* *trips* you betrayed me alot of times💔

ikr💅 im suffering from success of being the funniest clown on earth🤡💅 my brain is full of humor that i wished its full of knowledge from school too💔💔💔 keep going anon and follow my path from success 😌🤝

albedo, the one that got away💔💔 i tried to chase him but he dropped my hand and left me standing💔💔 but past is in the past🙄 i realized that there are alot of better man than him. i ain't gonna chase him, he's the one chasing this beauty this time💅 jk i might pull for his rerun hehe but dont tell him bc i dont chase, i attract🤨🤨

dont be shy and spill the name of that 'someone' in this blog🤔🤔

damn another ayato haver i see💆💆💆

mr. kamisato, ive wanted u since the start, even if you are faceless at that time and ppl keep saying that you're gonna be npc forever, the times where i read leaks saying that you're long haired and probably a polearms user. i loved u for that long, and yet, this is how u repay me? another betrayal for my poor heart ig💔 if i cant have u then i have no choice but to let u go and be with your sister whether im guaranteed or not😞😞 this is what u chose ayato, so bear the consequences. farewell, ex lover🚶‍♀️🚶‍♀️🚶‍♀️/j

i already got the fishes BUT YESS I WANNA BE FRIENDS, ur uid now🤨🤨

#—letters 💌#talks with: 🍰 anon

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sophialikesthings · 3 years

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Death Of Me Chapter 7

DO NOT STEAL MY WORK

Song: Helium- Glass Animals (IYKYK 💙💚) "This is the stupidest drawing in the world. Who drew this?" I laughed looking at Kiara.

"Who do you think?" She looked over at Pope.

"Kie, your plan better work because there is no way we can pawn these off with a symbol on it." JJ walked over tossing the gold in front of us.

"It's gonna work." She held up a blow torch.

I helped JJ set up the pot where we would melt off the wheat symbol.

Once the gold was melted down we all hopped in the van and headed towards the local pawn shop.

"Hell of a job melting it down, Dr.Frankenstein." JJ hopped out of the van looking at the poorly melted glob of gold.

"Like you could have done any better?"

"I could have done much better, I took a welding class"

"When?"

"Guys chill, all that matters is that the wheat symbol is gone." I tried to mediate the situation

"Easy for you to say. You're not the one that has to pawn this piece of shit off." JJ held up the gold.

"How did I get this job anyway?"

"Because you're the best liar." Pope said as we headed inside.

===

"Afternoon ma'am" JJ took his cap off.

"Afternoon."

"I see you buy gold." He took off his backpack, the rest of us pretended to look around the store.

"That's what the sign says don't it?"

"Well, I sure hope you buy a lot of it, because I'm about to blow your mind." He pulled it out.

"I ain't got much mind left to blow, so have at it kid."

"How 'bout them gold apples." he set it down in front of the store clerk.

"That ain't real." She chuckled

"That ain't real?" JJ repeated her.

"Feel how heavy it is."

She struggled to pick it up and grabbed her magnifier glass and looked closely as if she was examining every inch of it.

"Spray painted tungsten." She looked at him

She grabbed a hammer and hit a corner of it.

"If that wasn't real gold would you dent it that easily ma'am?" JJ questioned her judgement.

"Hold your horses." She put on her glasses

After bickering back and forth she put it on a scale.

"Seven pounds thats a lot of earrings." She didn't believe his lie.

JJ went on about how his mom had 'alzhimers', trying to gain sympathy from her.

She walked away to go get someone from the back.

"Alzhimers? Are you kidding me JJ?" I questioned his lying capabilities. "What? Got me out of many detentions so why not try it now?"

The owner came back out and started talking prices with JJ I kind of zoned out looking at 'Vintage Jewelry' with Sarah.

Before I knew it we were headed to the pawn stores warehouse to get the money.

"JJ, How in the world did you get away with an Alzheimer's lie?" I laughed.

"Listen man, we got the money didn't we?"

Suddenly we heard the sounds of police sirens telling us to pull over.

As we were trying to stash the gold someone pointed a gun at John B, Unfortunately I knew exactly who this was.

We all carefully did as instructed lying down on the ground while he went through the van.

John B got up and quickly ran to Barry's car grabbing the car keys and waiting till Barry got back in the car, strangling him getting back the gold he took. JJ ran over to help him get the gold back. While they were throwing punches I scooped up the gold from the passenger's seat and ran back to the van.

"I got it! Come on."

"Wait." JJ pulled down his mask.

"I know this piece of shit!" JJ couldn't believe it

"He's a base head."

"Probably knows my brother." Sarah panted.

"He does."

"He sells coke to my dad." JJ squared up.

"Mrs. Country Club!" Before Barry could finish speaking, JJ punched him.

"Let's go see where this son of a bitch lives?" JJ started walking.

"I'm gonna remember this shit!" Barry threatened.

=== "I should get back to my place, I'll see you later JJ." I hugged him tightly.

After I let go I walked back into my house to see the boys hanging out outside.

"Hey!" I greeted them

"There you are! I was wondering where you went?" Rafe hugged me kissing the top of my head.

"Rafe Cameron!" I heard Barry pull up out front.

"Fuck!" I ran inside to my room, opening the window so I could hear their conversation.

"What are you doing here man? Are you good?" Rafe asked, pulling him over to the side.

"No, I aint good man."

"Alright what happened."

"Why's your family think I'm just some bitch they can shit on?" Barry asked. "First your dad kneecaps me in my house, then I have to deal with your sister and your girlfriend breaking into my house and stealing my shit." He got upset.

I saw Topper's face change, he looked up at me and I felt my heart drop.

"My little sister, Robbed you?" Rafe asked.

"Yeah, Sarah, Demi, and their surfer rat friends stole 25k from me! That is why I'm here."

"Demi wouldn't even pick up a dollar off of the streets." Rafe defended me.

"Sort this shit out or I will! And I wont be nice about it." He barked.

"What are you gonna do?" Topper asked.

"I don't know? That's not my problem." Rafe chuckled.

"Hey, That's Demi we are talking about." He reminded Rafe.

=== I ran over to the Camerons where Sarah and John B were

"We gotta go, Like now! Barry came over to my house and told Rafe about everything, Rafes coming to get you." I explained out of breath.

We quickly left the lot as soon as we could. We made it about five minutes out when Rafe pulled us over.

"Let me handle it, Sarah, come out when you think it's necessary." I hopped out.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" I stomped over.

"There she is!" He took his helmet off.

"Hello? Are you high?" I asked

"Damn it Rafe, we could have run you over."

"I just heard about your little home invasion!" He scoffed.

"What are you talking about?" I acted clueless.

"What would your father, the sheriff, say if he knew you were robbing dealers?"

I heard Sarah step out of the van.

"And you! What would our dad say?" he pointed at her.

"I don't know. You could tell him if he didn't kick you out." she snapped back.

"Listen Demi, I try to take care of you."

"That's a lie" I laughed.

"Who's ungrateful, as always, listen, the guy that you robbed is a bad man, Demi."

"Yeah, I'm aware, Rafe!"

"Listen! He gave me this,okay?" He showed me his arm.

Suddenly Topper decided to show up.

"You take care of your shit, I'll take care of mine!"

"I"m taking care of my shit! Listen Demi, One day I'm gonna be running the show, for us because I love you!"

"A-and I don't like it when we fight." He pulled me in for a hug.

"We will talk about this later."

=== Later That Day === I decided to go and see what JJ was doing because I was bored, oddly I showed up at the house at the same time as Kiara and Pope.

"Hey, what are you doing here?" Kiara asked, giving me a hug.

"Checking in on JJ, he had a rough day."

All of a sudden fairy lights come on.

"Where did that come from?" We went to the back of the house to find out.

As we got closer we saw a drunk JJ sitting in a brand new hot tub popping a cork off of a champagne bottle.

"What did you do? JJ." Pope asked.

"I got a jet going straight in my butt right now." He laughed.

"Y'all should get in here immediately. Especially you Demi, you look hot in a bathing suit."

"Salud!" He held up a plastic champagne glass that was in a flamingo drink floatie.

We just looked at eachother confused about the sudden change in JJ.

"JJ? How much did this cost?" I asked.

"Uh...With the generator, the petrol,and oh, hey, express delivery I'd say...pretty much all of it. Yeah." He chuckled as if this was a joke.

"All of it? You spent all of it. In one day?" I replied.

"Yeah, I burned a hole right through my pocket."

I stepped closer to JJ

"But, I mean ,like,come on, guys, like, look at this!" He showed it off.

"Finest in jet-based massage therapy, that's what they told me."

I just stared at him.

"Demi, what? Can't a man have a little luxury in his life? Come on, all this scrimpin' and scrapin'... I mean, like...guys, we-- you only live once, right? Enough of this emotional shit. Get in the Cat's Ass. Come on." He gestured us over.

"In the what?" Kie finally spoke.

"The Cat's Ass. That's what I named her."

"Oh, hey, yo I almost forgot." He flipped a switch causing a disco ball to light up and spin

"Yeah, that's right, I know. Disco mode."

"Are you kidding me! You could have given it for restitution!" Pope yelled

"Or any charity!" Kiara chimed in.

"Or better yet, you could have helped us buy supplies." Pope threw out another suggestion.

I could see him break.

"Ok, you know what, I didn't do that! I got a hot tub!" He stood up. I saw the bruises on his body making me feel sick.

"For my friends." He cried.

"I got a hot tub for my friends, you know what screw friends. I got a hot tub for my family."

I slipped off my shoes and got in with him, wrapping him in my arms as he cried out.

"I can't do it! I can't take him anymore!"

"It's gonna be okay." I kissed his shoulder while his face was nuzzled in the crook of my neck.

Soon Kiara and Pope joined in on the hug.

"I love you JJ." I whispered in his ear.

"I love you too Demi."

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