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bananaapplewaffle · 8 hours ago
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A Twisted Halloween: Books 2 and 3: A Monster Blight and School-Wide Fright
Time for Books 2 and 3!
Book 2’s bit will be separated by dorm btw.
Heartslabyul
I’ve decided to be insane and “multitask”.
So, I’m playing this and Genshin’s Weinlesefest Event
LET MY MANS RIDDLE GO
LET HIM COLLAR THEM
Well I guess that’s that on this crisis
Savanaclaw
Yeah I already know the situation with Savanaclaw and I’m pissed.
Wait Ruggie hear me out
What if y’all did bite them
It’s not okay to lay your hands on guests, but what if they lay hands first, then what?
Octavinelle
Crewel, thinking everything will be fine with the Octavinelle trio:
Floyd: I’m gonna start squeezing 
AND JADE IS JUST LIKE 
“Tbh, let’em go for it”
ADLAS;DKASLASL;
AZUL
I REALLY SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER
CREWEL ALSO ENABLING
Scarabia
Trein: Everything should be fine
Jamil: AND SO I DECIDED TO GO APE SHIT
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IM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND
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WHOOPPEEEEEE
Kalim, about to explain:
Jamil, even more pissed: No fuck you, let me speak
I FUCKEN KNEW IT
NOT THE WIGGITY WACK
WHAT
THEY BOUGHT THE WAFFLES 
AND DIDN’T EVEN EAT THEM
THOSE MONSTERS
I FORGOT JAMIL HATES BUGS 
THAT’S WHY HE’S SO FUCKING MAD
Jamil, seeing a big in his room: I gotta burn this bitch to the ground
Now hear me out, Trein…what if they did light their asses on fire
KLEEEEEEE
BENNETT
Anyway!
Pomefiore
HE REALLY THREW A FUCKING GLOVE
THROW WHOLE DORM AWAY
THEY’RE FURIOUS????
WHO COULD TELL???
PERIODT EPEL
LET THAT COUNTRY FREE
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I LOVE YOU COUNTRY BOYYYYYY
Ignihyde
I def have heard about the shit happening here 
Real pissed about this one
ORTHO GOING FOR THE KILL SHOT
MONA AND FISCHL
Anyway…had to take a detour to unlock the next part
Really love how Ortho was gonna just blast’em and they didn’t take him seriously
Wildin’
Ortho: They caught me lacking, but next time…
Diasomina
ALBEDO?????
I’m coming for you (again) on your next rerun
You better come home
Where the hell am I dawg
NOOOOOOOOOO
Damn it was terrible knowing you for that five seconds, Man A.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THE SHO MINAMIMOTO LINE
Sho would never behave like this tho.
Malleus is gonna fucking kill them
THEY WAS TRYNA ENTER MY HOUSE
NAH NAH NAH
LET MALLEUS STRIKE THEM DOWN
THEY BROKE INTO MY HOUSE
WHY AM I ON THE FLOOR????
Onto Book 3!
OH HEY
BACK IN THE FUCKING STORY
Y’ALL HAVE RUINED GRIM’S HALLOWEEN
I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS SHIT
Fuck you, Vil.
Really just steamrolled pass Grim and I’s issue. 
Welp know where this is going
GIRL WHAT
I WAS EXPECTING VANDALISM BUT NOT THIS
THEY TOOK THE FUCKING STATUES 
Oh okay
They just pushed them over
Why weren’t they like solidified on their pedestals tho????
I love how The Evil Queen is the big bad of this story
When I’m from Kingdom Hearts and Maleficent is the big bad lol
BOZOS ONCE AGAIN
How the hell do the ghosts suddenly know when they said they didn’t see anything
Plus Cater already identified them. 
Okay nevermind 
IT'S NOT Y’ALL FAULT
ITS CROWLEY FOR NOT SHUTTING THIS SHIT DOWN
STUDENTS HAVE BEEN ASSAULTED
ITS TIME TO STOP
IF AINT NO BODY GOT ME
THE RAMSHACKLE GHOSTS GOT ME 
Finally a voice of reason
NOT A TIME TO BE POINTING FINGERS?????
Vil I swear to god— 
What do y’all mean what?
No no no
Don’t cancel it all together
The students deserve it at least
Crewel…
THE ALREADY ASSAULTED SOME OF THEM
THE REST OF THE FACULTY WHO???
Ion like y’all faces
I don’t how to take that, Azul.
Mfkers finna get exposed in 4K
Deuce and Grim: So basically…
Deuce and Grim: Y’ALL AIN’T SAYING SHIT
Crewel knows something is up 
AND HE IS ONCE AGAIN ENABLING
Love to see it.
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bananaapplewaffle · 2 days ago
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A Twisted Halloween: Book 1: Decorations Alight
Happy Spooky!
I’ve decided to come back here instead of where I left off at 
Fairy Gala, The Phantom Bride, Wish Upon a Star and Camp Vargas loom behind me
Anyway!
Onto this!
Let’s mosey?
Okay, Cloud Strife
Wait, what game were we playing?
...
What did y’all do to my house
Bout to act like Squidward from Very First Christmas
What do you mean Honey?
We are Honey.
Oh Lilia? This was your doing?
The Elusive Beauty? Oh~
WAIT
YOU HAD HELP
WHY ARE Y’ALL DOING THIS MY HOUSE
CD;ALSKD;KDLSA;K;
IM LISTENING TO ADVENTURE TIME SONGS ALONGSIDE THIS AND
LILIA POPPED ON SCREEN JUST AS MARCELINE SANG: 
“You’re so annoying you pitiful old man”
So, Malleus wants to spend time at my house?
And he didn’t think about running this by me first?
Okay.
MY BABY BOY DOESN’T KNOW ABOUT HALLOWEEN 
SOMEONE SHOW HIM HER STAT
So Halloween in Twisted Wonderland is something similar to Dia de Muertos
So ghosts are rare and can only been seen if the area is booming with magic
I like how it's a widespread thing, but there are different traditions per race.
SO THE GHOSTS JUST HAVE PHONES NOW??
Oh wow! 
The Ghost Camera made a reappearance.
So if there’s no entry fee then there’s got to be high ass merchandise
The who?
ACE DID YOU REALLY EXPECT ME 
THE MAIN CHARACTER
TO BE INFORMED? 
Crowley doesn’t say anything to me. 
Wait
There’s a prom?
MALLEUS??
IN THE FLESH???
HERE FOR THE PLOT???
Side note:
A lot of my thoughts are related to my fic lol 
Thinking about making a little side thing for the events I’m interested in lol
LMAO IDIA
I feel like I didn’t do shit, but hell yeah I clink clink drink to that
Wait… AM I EVEN HERE???
God it’s highkey, so hard to tell when Yuu isn’t there but I guess Grim would be there too
I’ll take it that I’m not there but will join them since they’re stopping by Ramshackle first
Silver almost slipping up in front of a crowd
THE MULAN REF???
Screams in fanfic
Bro, so am I here or not?
It would make a lot more sense If I were
Since we just had that convo with Crewel
I feel like Riddle would say “everyone” instead of “everybody”.
“Please clap.” STAPH
Bro why are there carpets on the roof
Oh I like their version of werewo—
Jack appears 
Oh!
Hold on, Jamil. He’s trying.
ECO FRIENDLY???
WE LOVE TO SEE IT
There’s a lot going on here.
I can only assume y’all asked Kalim to make the water and Leona used his own UM to turn some stuff into sand
Got distracted
Somehow
And thought this was about Jack Sparrow 
When this is in fact about Captain Hook
Y’ALL COULDN’T EVEN USE HIS NAME
FOR SHAME
Wait did Jack just tell on Ruggie
Did he just say that Ruggie is good at making counterfeits
WAIT THIS SHIT IS REAL???
ACTUAL FUCKING LUMBER????
Bro I’ve heard some food based nicknames
“Beansprout” Yuu Kanda to Allen Walker
But I ain’t never heard of Radish Sprouts
Imma be real
Idia’s pumpkin face is so cute
GIRL NOT THE NO PHOTOGRAPHY 
AUGH
…Does the Mirror have something to say?
AW WE’RE WITCHES 
Awww Ace…Deuce…
NO EPEL
LET THE COUNTRY FREE
Oh wow…Vil is good with children
Oh I forgot that school is actually still in session during all this
Floyd also being good with kids
We love to see it
(My dog is snoring loud as shit)
We love to see it
Also losing my mind at all three of them wanting me to tell them that they did the best
TBH they all did good
Except Pomefiore.
I get not having any decoration but for me the outfits were too busy
Awwww they both crouched down
THEY PUT JACK SKELLINGTON ON THE CANDY WRAPPER
Kinda bummed we didn’t get to share a moment with that group
Wonder what conversation they had
GIRL WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT IS GOING AWN
Cater already know what’s about to go down 
Why is the moon so big
Is that even the moon? 
Of course Sam is making a buck
OH NO 
RUGGIE RUN
LEONA FUCKING DIPPED
Poor Idia
He wanted creepy
And he got romantic
NOT BOZOS
Bro I’m rubbing my foehea at this convo
Y’all are all jokes
Y’all coulda had the baby do the pose too
Why did they have to do him twice 
It's still the same ugly outfit 
Cater just be knowing shit
He just like me fr
How the hell
Okay, it’s an arm and a leg to get to Sage’s Island but like
If we’re having more people than last year
Where are they all staying during this
Like do they go see the NRC and then leave the island as a whole?
It's a small island and people already don’t like going there
So there’s probs no hotels or nothing
Sam? What’s good? 
Well shit
Bro I’m so tired already
CROWLEY PULLING SHIT OUTTA HIS ASS
YET AGAIN
LEAVING IT TO EVERYONE ELSE
YET AGAIN
And that’s that on that for Book 1!
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bananaapplewaffle · 3 days ago
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Archon Quest: Chapter III: Acts III and IV: Dreams, Emptiness, Deception and King Deshret and the Three Magi
Not having the same issue as last time and starting this in a doc as well as having my laptop on its charger! 
Let’s go, Travelers!
She said like a liar. She had to finish Tignarhi’s quest first. 
AAA ALL THE QUESTS ARE STARTING 
I HAD THREE QUESTS WITH KATHERYNE AND ALL THREE OF THEM STARTED BACK TO BACK
Wait so if we cure the root of the Writhing 
Then we can save both Dunyazard and Collie?
Jasper from Tignhari’s quest just made me feel like I had a stroke good god
HELP I GOT LOCKED OUT OF TIGNARHI’S QUEST BECAUSE NAHIDA IS KATHERYNE RN
Bro I deadass want to write rn wtf is wrong with me lol
Like the Dear Mammon ‘21 doc is open and the YT tab
Just waiting for me to start going
Divine my prospects in love
GIRL NO NOT THE HAREM 
HE FELL FROM A ROOF AND JUST BROKE HIS LEG
Wait no not that important
Who the hell is this? Akim sounds
IS THAT FUCKING TODD HABERKORN???
Is that not literally what Nahida said, Paimon?
Setaria is really pretty 
I really love her voice
Damn she’s suspicious as hell.
We just talking about this shit in the open
Akasha on
Nahida please I need Kathryne
Aw shit
It's about to go down
BITCH THE LOCKED TELEPORTING 
THE HOES
Missed some dialogue
OH SHIT
A CUTSCENE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I SCREAMED FORREAL
ITS FUCKING HIM
DOTTORE
I SCARED MY DOG
They really just let that man come back in here
Anyway!
Lisa slide through
Sidebar: Kathryne for one of my World Quests is available, but not for Tighnari’s quest. Also Tighnari who is currently in a domain is now available. 
BRO AND NOW THEY’RE SAYING KATHRYNE IS BUSY WHAT THE FUCK
OOOOO THE WORLD QUEST WAS TO UNLOCK SUMERU COMMISSIONS 
OMG 
IT WAS HIM
IM SCREENSHOTTED THE FUCK UP
NO ONE TOUCH ME
FUTURE SCARA MAINS ONLY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ANOTHER CUTSCENE
PERIODT LUMINE FUCK’EM UP 
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I AM NOW SHE?????????
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOWING AWNNNNNNNNN
Okay
I’m fine
Tighnari’s just standing to the side and piecing it all together while we stand here and devise. 
Imma be real
Scara needs to have a moment with someone. 
Whether it be Venti or Ei, I need some tear jerking dialogue. 
WE’RE GOING TO THE DESERT 
I LIED I'M FINISHING TIGHNARI’S QUEST PLEASE HOLD
LITERALLY JUST TWO CONVERSTATIONS
BACK TO THE MAIN QUEST 
???????
What the hell are you doing here, Alhaitham?
ANOTHER CUTSCENE
AW SHIT
ITS CYNO
AW GIRL THOUGHT WE WAS BOUT TO HAVE A BOSS FIGHT
Pause
This close up on Alhaitham’s chest
That green bit looks like its in his skin and not like a necklace or something
Interesting.
DEHYA MY WIFE
CANDACE IN THE DISTANCE 
SHE SOUNDS SO BEAUTIFUL 
WHAT
Cyno stop being so dramatic
And this is where Act 4 begins!
:)
I’m losing the will to concentrate on this
So! I’m moving on to writing and will be back on this tomorrow!
And we’re back.
I did not do much writing lol
Did catch back up with Eaternal Nocturnal and Suitor Armor tho lol
(FORGOT ABOUT HOMESICK LOL)
The girls were sharing a moment
Love to see it
Yeah where the hell did he go
OH SO YOU’RE LISTENING IN EH
JUST STANDING
The Wall of Samiel got me like
:/
Oh baby its a trap
NOT THE TUMBLE WEED
Dehya depending on where they slot you I might pull for you.
Am I done? 
No I just wait until tomorrow
Welp! Let’s get to unlocking waypoints!
Eavesdrops
Candace I apologize for not pulling for you now. 
I will wish for you every standard/character pull after I get Scara and Albedo.
What if I told you
I was back
Back again
Wow, Dehya basically saying: 
Reasons Why You Should Pull For Candace
OH!
While I was exploring I learned that you can shoot the Ajilenakh Nuts from the trees!
O-oh…okay, Cyno
Shout out to Engur’s Eng VA for this line in particular. 
Girl I either just got chills from it being so cold
Or from Candace
Oh good heavens!
Violence
Oh look who it is
If we’re not a team—why am I wasting my time talking to you?
An old hospital?
Y’all already know what’s going down
WAIT
IT'S THAT HOSPITAL
Bitch
THIS MAN READING A PHYSICS BOOK
Uh oh
Not us having a little heart to heart with Paimon
HOW THE HELL DID WE NOT SEE THAT OBVIOUS CELLAR
That blanked out name could possibly be 
Checks webcomic 
I THINK IT STOPPED RIGHT BEFORE WE LEARNED WHO IT WAS
Ah we got that Scarlet Nexus pussy now
Looks like this was written by Dottore
YEP
The achievement basically confirms it
Mister sir man with his Aksha still on
Damn got by a damn AI
Dehya?
WHERE IS EVERYONE GOING
FUCK THIS IS WHY WE DON’T BRING THE CHILDREN
DAMN
GET HER ASS, DEHYA
Ion man I just saw the moon set and the sun rise in this one cutscene alone. 
Bro everyone is just acting
OH GOD
WE OFFERING LIVES AND LIMBS
GIRL WHAT
Well that was dramatic for no reason.
Finally releasing Candace from the Aaru Village Catacombs
Oh we’re going behind the big pyramid
ANOTHER CUTSCENE
DEHYA IN ACTION 
NAHIDA IN ACTION 
Everything in Sumeru is underground
Its needs a whole secondary map
Cyno is like CoM Rikuc I swear
GIRL WHAT
OH GIRL HERE COMES ANOTHER BIG ONE
The Greater Lord is beautiful 
And there’s the big reveal I was spoiled on lol
The truth.
They were never enemies.
Of course Cyno would feel some type of way.
So Candace never came
Stuck in the catacombs
And Isak and his grandpa are just gone.
Oh! I like Judar’s voice!
Just busting it wide open
The Sages have a whole god full of knowledge 
And yet they’re trying to stuff Scara with knowledge instead
Mans literally wants to kill y’all but continue I guess
The next time? 
Then I will see y’all in about a month.
I have a Mondstat Festival to get to
Toodeloo! 
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bananaapplewaffle · 7 days ago
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Introducing: Community Labels
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bananaapplewaffle · 7 days ago
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i need some data if you are in your 20s, comment below with your age and whether you know what Salad Fingers is
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bananaapplewaffle · 9 days ago
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bananaapplewaffle · 12 days ago
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my brainrot made me do it
Now that they are off their strings, what crimes shall they commit? be afraid
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bananaapplewaffle · 13 days ago
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he will steal your heart, and your money too 😌💖
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bananaapplewaffle · 13 days ago
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They're the kinda dummies to be like:
"I like you."
"I like you too."
But because it wasn't "like-like" the relationship doesn't move forward.
MC x Mammon is the Smart/Nerd x Stupid/Idiot trope but the roles are interchangeable and they each are a very specific type of stupid (& smart) and by that I mean
MC is the "in front of the class trying to solve a math problem, looks back at mammon, sees him holding up the answer & proceeds to draw mammon holding up the answer on the board" kind of stupid
While Mammon is the "looks at MC mouthing "not guilty" during his trial and says "hot milky" with full confidence" kind of stupid
They can both occasionally be stupid at the same time but if they're both smart at the same time the world implodes
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bananaapplewaffle · 13 days ago
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bananaapplewaffle · 14 days ago
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Kingdom Hearts II - Soundtracks Template
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bananaapplewaffle · 16 days ago
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Hi hi! Guess what
I’m 22!!
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Chocolate Chip Cookies
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bananaapplewaffle · 21 days ago
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Do you ever feel an all-consuming rage and the wrath of god bursting at the seems of your body about to combust from out of you and flood the whole world . And you are just sitting there
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bananaapplewaffle · 21 days ago
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Everytime I make a post like "don't spend money on gacha" I get a bunch of angry replies to tell me "actually it's POSSIBLE to gamble responsibly" and "mh how AM i a bad person for deciding to spend MY own money that I earned MYSELF?"
and man... I really wish that people understood that when I say "Don't spend money on gacha, it might kickstart a gambling addiction" or "if you regularly spend money on gacha you might already have one" I don't mean it as a moral judgement. Addiction isn't something that solely affects "bad" or "stupid" people. Addiction isn't some punishment that is deserved. If you suffer from any kind of addiction, you deserve help. But the first step of getting that help is acknowledging there is a problem in the first place.
also: while this applies to all addictions, gacha addictions especially suck because people keep trivializing it. There are so many memes and so much enabling like "lol just spent all my savings on gacha :p" "3000$ for my waifu, a pretty cheap price!" "lol it's too late for me I already spend so much on it but you guys stay safe!" "Don't spend on gacha? No, spend MORE on gacha!" which I believe only adds fuel to the virulent hostility against any post that goes "hey, this isn't normal, please be careful."
So yeah all this talk to say: the best way to not get a gambling addiction is to not start gambling at all, so don't spend money on gacha. If you do spend money on gacha, be careful and watch out that "I'm just spending ten bucks and nothing else" doesn't morph into "I just spent 140 bucks and got nothing out of it, might as well add ten more at this point." If you have a gacha addiction and are aware of it, I wish you safety and recovery.
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bananaapplewaffle · 22 days ago
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NOT ME START UP GENSHIN AND THINKING EULA WAS AQUA KINGDOM HEARTS
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bananaapplewaffle · 25 days ago
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I'm not giving you hoes no context but
Scaramouche/Mona/Albedo.
DON'T SAY SHIT TO ME.
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