False, a knight famous for her ability to slay magical beings, was sent by her king to defeat the greatest threat of all - the fae. Here, she enters the faerie realm and is greeted by none other than the queen herself, waiting upon her forest throne.
Having grown up on tales of the fae and their evil trickery, False is surprised by how beautiful and kind the queen is, but isn’t going to let down her guard yet.
Queen Stress is rather impressed by this mortal who not only managed to find her way into the faerie realm, but is also brave (and foolish) enough to try and fight her! She has no intention of hurting False, and instead wants to teach her the mischievous ways of the fairies, get her to lighten up a bit and all that. And, well, if she tries to court the handsome knight along the way, who can blame her?
"gay son or thot daughter is boring. instead, ask; 'transmasc tumblr user son or transfem reddit user daughter'." i have never been so called out in my life .
UPDATE: i finally found the original! credit to user 4.13eli on tiktok
also i thought the gay rep was fine lol it definitely wasnt queerbait or like just on twitter its just that um the plot had other stuff going on. idk man he lives with another man he dresses like that and he is clearly uninterested in women. and all that is textually on screen. this wasnt a romance movie it was a murder mystery... and he didnt talk about his personal life at all in knives out like why would he do that on a case where everyone is a suspect lol they arent his friends. basically my review of glass onion is fun delightful visually stunning wonderful acting (am i insane for not knowing janelle monae acts? ive just a casual fan of her music tbh i was shocked to see her but she killed it) and the costumes were gorgeous. end post