So I'm visiting a cousin in Metropolis, right? And not only did I see Superman save a freaking kitten from a tree, but he accidentally bumped into me and then APOLOGIZED? Idk how to deal with this. I'm going back to Gotham.

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Ngl Red Hood and Catwoman singing ‘Anti-Hero’ by Taylor Swift 1 (one) am on a roof was not on my bingo card this year #SuperheroSightings #WhyIsGothamLikeThis #OfcRedHoodIsASwiftie

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anyone wanna explain to me why one of the penguin's goons tried to rob my bookstore (??? who robs a bookstore???) only for Red Hood to jump through the window (you better pay to repair that shit asshole I know you'll see this), knock the goon out, and take my entire collection of Jane Austen books without a word while also dragging the goon out behind him?? Is this normal??

Sincerely, someone who just moved to Gotham

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Why did Robin just ask me “Real or cake” and then immediately pull out a sword and start chasing Red Robin?? #superherosightings

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Idk if he was a super hero but some scruffy looking British guy just hid in a bathroom stall whisper shouted to me "YOU NEVER SAW ME" when an honest to God SHARK MAN just came in bashed every stall open and when he got to the stall the British guy was in, like he wasn't there and when the shark man saw he just sulked away sad.

MAN I GOTTA MOVE I BET PEOPLE IN COAST CITY DONT GITTA DEAL WITH THIS

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Fun fact if you say “April Fools” in Gotham it WILL be taken as a direct threat and a Bat vigilante WILL materialise out of thin air and you WILL be immediately knocked out. My new neighbour Steve can confirm as soon as he wakes up from the punch that Robin delivered 2 days ago. #SuperheroSightings #ffsSteve #ThisIsGotham #He’sFromMetropolis

just saw green lantern try and punch this big grey guy, only to get his ass beat by tiny bird looking things??? #Loser #WhoPutHimOnTheTeam

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saw Arsenal at the coffee shoppe today, he was sitting in the corner with at least ten cups of coffee around him and a bunch of metal parts on the table. asked him what he was doing and he said “making sure that damned green clown doesn’t have better arrows than me” and now i’m wondering what the hell green arrow did to offend Arsenal this much

#any ideas? #arsenal hates green arrow confirmed? #who has the better arrows? #superherosightings

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visiting a friend in Gotham for a few days and I just saw Red Robin being chased by a child with a sword while Nightwing and Red Hood cussed out Batman in Spanish

#Is this normal? #i think the child was Robin? #who gave Robin a sword? #Nightwing and Red Hood bilingual? #what did Batman do?

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Ok this might be a Mandela effect thing but I’m pretty sure Robin never used to have a sword?? When did this happen?? Why does the smol(tm) scary highly trained child have a sharp weapon??!! Hello Batman?????

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I think I just saw the tiny sword Robin try to German-suplex Nightwing?!!

Like, how is that even possible?! Bro is tiny!

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I’m staying in Jump over the weekend 🤪 Anyways are the titans always just hanging around the city in costume orrr bc I just saw Starfire at Kohl’s 🧍

#GetThatKholsCashGirl #Starfire #JumpCity #SuperheroSighting

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I asked Red Robin and Nightwing if Bruce Wayne was Red Hood and then watched as Red Robin choked on his coffee and Nightwing doubled over wheezing with laughter for 5 (five) minutes #SoIGuess…No? #SuperheroSightings

I was trying to take a walk around gotham cause I'm visiting a cousin, and I saw some caped freak wearin' a whole suit'a armor?? with pointy ears?? who is this man. is he stupid?

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Red Robin and Red Hood have been sat on my fire escape for the past 3 hours discussing ways to force Robin? (Idk they've referred to him exclusively as "the demon brat" which honestly tracks) to sit through the entirely of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. They're currently discussing whether it's worth bringing "O the all-seeing one" in on the plan

#kindofwanttoseethemtry

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On my way to work I saw the Signal just standing in place staring at a manhole cover??? And then I clock out and on the way back Red Robin’s staring at the same one?

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