Omg, I have my right and left backwards. Dear sweet baby Jesus, this is me on a day without coffee 😭
I'm dithering (HA see what I did there?? Sry I'll see myself out) between which font to use. I'm leaning toward the one on the right... But that's mainly bc I'm a sans serif rebel with a specifically anticapitalist cause #serifsarecapitalist
I'm dithering (HA see what I did there?? Sry I'll see myself out) between which font to use. I'm leaning toward the one on the right... But that's mainly bc I'm a sans serif rebel with a specifically anticapitalist cause #serifsarecapitalist
Me & mah doggie, Willow Rosenberg. She's an American Akita, technically purebred but her breeders prioritized health and mild temperament, not cosmetics or "guarding". I've had her since she was a puppy, she'll be 9 in June. She's had a career as my mostly-at-home service dog (she is easily stressed out by public work, so I don't take her unless I can't get a support human), but is now mostly retired. Her main remaining duty is to help train her successor, which hopefully will happen later this year. She loves pizza and quesadillas, also hates peanut butter and nearly all dog food. She loves sniffing and throwing her ball for herself to chase. I taught her to pick stuff up and bring it to me, but she has yet to catch onto "fetch" and looks at me like "lady I just brought you that ball, if you wanted it why did you throw it away again, you need to sort yourself out"
Another day, another dumbass in my DMs. Idky but sometimes men being unkind to me makes me want to stop smiling...
I need a hug, would you be my friend even if you knew we'd never have sex and also I'm a dominant lesbian who moonlights as a s3x werkor? Tap buttons if you'd be my platonic friend and if the benefit of being my friend would be my friendship 💔🫂 pics of my drunk karaoke face for attention
Chillin in my faewild hideaway, debating whether to find a local microphone to do drunk karaoke into, or stay here and do drunk karaoke into my hairbrush... also I was sober when I took these but somehow I'm still only wearing one legwarmer and somehow it's inside out but don't worry I'm fine it's fine everything is fine 🤪
Not me alone in my bedroom twerking for 10 straight minutes as a way to massage my own glutes... ngl I think I'm twerking wrong but my ass feels so much better
@alberto_OmegA: I can't fkn believe we need to explain this, but dismantling the train you're on is a catastrophically awful idea, idgaf that you brought your own screwdriver