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chiichannie · 7 months
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masturbating isn't enough anymore, i need someone to overstimulate me and edge me, telling me i'm their good girl. aaaahhhhhh 😭
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Never knew what love was until I met you. 💜🖤
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barely-a-person · 2 years
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i hope all you lesbians are having an especially great week this week, i love y'all
all the lesbians get a little forehead kiss this week, i don't make the rules
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tangerine-haus · 8 months
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you can come here any time
[ song inspired ]
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opieghoul · 3 months
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🍒 Selfie dumping again but I haven’t actually done a full face of makeup in like a month and I felt like a bad bitch, so. 🍒
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disaster-theysbian · 9 months
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Fiancée: OK so we need to go to IKEA and pick up the chest of drawers and the kitchen stuff for my brother
Me: BLÅHAJ!!!
So here I am, nearly 30 years old, carrying a giant shark plushie around IKEA. When a senior consultant at the hospital where I work comes around the corner and sees me giggling my tits off like a 5 year old.
That'll be fun on Monday when I have to pretend I'm a serious professional.
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frenchnailsfrenchkiss · 11 months
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"Where have all our lesbians gone?"
Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001)
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softtopxpressions · 11 months
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A taste of what healing looks like for me…her poetry is like a mothers warm hug, a kiss on ya forehead from ya grandmother after a long tired ass day, and the tragedies woven throughout the life a black woman lives. 🥹💖✌🏾
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katsoutthebag · 1 year
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❤️‍🔥
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wiispywitch · 28 days
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Attack on Titan OC - Bethany Sawyer🌷💜 🦋
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♡. ToyHou.se | Instagram | AO3
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Name: Bethany Sawyer
Meaning: Bethany- house of figs; Sawyer- woodcutter
Nickname(s): Beth, Bethy (by Joanna), the Temptress of Karanes
Alias (if any): N/A
Age: 17 (850); 21 (854)
Gender: Female
Nationality: Eldian (Celtic descent)
Birthday: January 26th, 833
Birthplace: Karanes District, Wall Rose
Current Residence: A small village on the outskirts of Wall Rose
Sexual Orientation: Lesbian
Relationship Status: Taken, later married
Language(s) spoken: Eldian
Life-Long Dream: To inspire others in the town with the fine arts and have a family with the love of her life
Goal(s): To marry Joanna, to rebel against the Military Police, to make sure Joanna's family is taken care of while she's away, to advocate for the Scout Regiment against the rebellion
Like(s): Flowers, dancing, upbeat music, festivals, animals, exploring new places, making people smile, the fine arts
Dislike(s): Intolerance, the Military Police, Joanna's mother, rainy days, cold weather, birds, tomatoes
Bad Habit(s): She can be snarky when she wants to be, is a bit of a perfectionist and sometimes takes it overboard, doesn’t get a whole lot of sleep, procrastinates on important tasks, gossips
Hobbies: Dancing, making flower crowns, singing
Fear(s): Losing Joanna to the titans, failing to take care of her family, the Military Police harming her partner 
Personality: Kind-hearted, charming, flirtatious, creative, extravagant, perfectionist, artsy, dreamy
Favorites(not necessary)-
Food(s): Sweet potatoes
Color(s): Lavender
Season(s): Spring
Activities: Dancing, singing, acting, picking flowers, hiking, making flower crowns
Time of Day: Mornings
Extras: Art- fine arts, acting; Animals- toads, butterflies; Literature- poetry; Flower- tulips
Appearance-
Height: 5’4” (163 cm)
Weight: 119 lbs. (54 kg)
Hair style: Long, wavy, bangs centered on her face
Hair Color: Dirty blond
Eye Color: Gunmetal blue
Skin Tone: Ivory
Body Shape/Build: Slim frame, skinny waist, flexible
Birthmarks: N/A
Scar(s): N/A
Other: N/A
Relationships-
Parent(s): Jared Sawyer (father), Cynthia Sawyer (mother)
Sibling(s): N/A
Other Relative(s): Diesel (pet dog), Joanna Elytis (wife), Filip Elytis (father-in-law)
Love Interest: Joanna Elytis 
Best Friend(s): N/A
Friend(s): Taylor Schuyler, Nathanael Schuyler
Enemy(ies): Leah Elytis 
Rival(s): The town shrews that demonize her
Quotes:
“People seem to have this idea that I’m some siren trying to seduce them to follow a ‘wicked path’—I’m just here trying to brighten other people’s days and celebrating life. They like to make everyone else miserable instead of taking a moment to just let loose and enjoy what they have.”
“So you're friends of Jo's? She talked so much about all of you in her letters. It’s very nice to finally meet you.”
“I know I wasn’t thrilled when you told us you would be going away, and it’s been scary not having you around or not knowing when...what I’m trying to say is I am so proud of you. Just please promise me you’ll come back so we can start our life together.”
History/Life: Bethany Sawyer is a young dancer from Karanes District and the lover of Scout Regiment member Joanna Elytis. She is the daughter of two theater actors, and they are often traveling around Wall Rose performing the fine arts; sometimes Bethany would come along with them to give her a chance to experience new things, and other times they would leave her with a kind caretaker of the inn they resided in. This gave her a sense of independence, and she would often spend her time out of the house, sometimes leaving the sight of her caretaker to go out and about on her own, which has given her caretaker quite a scare a couple of times.
Being the daughter of performers, Bethany has formed a love for the fine arts even at a young age. She grew to have an adoration for dancing, and she loved to dance whenever there were musicians playing music in Karanes. Her dancing quickly became the charm of the town, often drawing in crowds to watch her dance as though no one was watching. Aside from a few jeering comments and rumors spreading that she was a siren that was trying to lure others down a path of sin, Bethany continued to dance and use it as a way to bring joy and positivity to others. It especially became a huge benefit for her when people would throw coins at her, and she would use this as a way to save up that money to help those who were less fortunate than her. 
One night in the spring of 845, Bethany was celebrating another festive night with fellow musicians and had finished up another one of her dances when she suddenly crossed paths with a young girl who looked to be in a hurry. Bethany caught up to her upon seeing she was crying and attempted to comfort her, and she helped cheer her up by taking her to explore the beauties of the town at night. The girl introduced herself as Joanna Elytis (someone who always admired Bethany from a distance), and it wouldn’t be long after that night that Bethany and Joanna developed romantic feelings for each other. Joanna’s father accepted Bethany with open arms and was thrilled to see that Joanna had someone that cared for well-being; she began to spend more of her time at their home after the departure of Joanna’s mother, and the young couple would talk for hours about what they wanted for their future together. Initially, Bethany was hesitant about the idea of Joanna enlisting in the Garrison, but she knew the benefits would be to help them in being able to start a life together the way they wanted. They still kept in close touch by writing to each other almost every day, discussing their plans to leave Karanes and have their dream wedding and adopt children. While Joanna was away, Bethany permanently moved in to help look after Filip and take care of their dog Diesel. Joanna would end up changing career paths after being motivated by the fall of Wall Maria to fight back against the invading titans, so it was very hard for Bethany not to worry so much about her well-being—she tried many times to sway her decision and convince her to go to the Garrison like she said, but she knew her hard-headed girlfriend wouldn’t change her mind once she made her decision. To ease her anxiety, Joanna promised to make time to see her girlfriend after they return for their mission, which came to a brief halt postponed when word quickly spread that there was a traitor amongst the scouts. Bethany traveled to the capitol to protest against the Military Police wrongfully imprisoning the members of the Scout Regiment, causing an uproar in the town that were already becoming more critical of the government. After the rightful heir to the throne was taken by Queen Historia Reiss, Joanna and Bethany were reunited at last, and Joanna made the quick decision to propose to Bethany and marry her as soon as possible, knowing she would soon possibly be facing death when the mission to reclaim Walk Maria was approved. Joanna and Bethany had a small wedding ceremony in a small village outside of Wall Rose with Joanna’s comrades and Filip (as well as a pampered Diesel) attending. It would be one of the best nights that Bethany would forever cherish in her heart.
After Joanna was tragically killed in battle, Bethany resented the Scout Regiment and forever mourned for her fallen lover. She still maintained a friendship with most of Joanna’s friends and would write to them often, however she saw the Scout Regiment as responsible for leading Joanna and many others to their deaths. She continued to use her art of dance to in memory of the love of her life.
Bonus Facts
-Her voice: Japanese- Rumi Ochiai (Rouge the Bat, Sonic the Hedgehog); English- Jamie Marchi (Chizuru Maihara, Ouran High School Host Club)
-She’s an Aquarius.
-She smells like sugar plums.
-Her character design is based off of Aurora from Sleeping Beauty.
-She and her family are middle-low class.
-She hates wearing shoes and likes to walk around barefooted.
-Her role in the story was going to be a lot smaller and have her only be mentioned in flashbacks and by name, even perhaps one small role, but I thought it would be nice to add a little more detail about her character and give her a bigger role.
-In a modern AU, Bethany would be very much into idol culture and be a theater kid
-In a Harry Potter AU, her House is Ravenclaw, and her Patronus is a ribbon eel
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OC PROFILE CREDIT: AliceCantBeStopped
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smoking-witch · 2 months
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new acct who dis???
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grosshirnkastrat · 8 months
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opieghoul · 5 months
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Ngl, my hands look like I gave a bag of Takis a hand job after this but it was totally worth it. 😌Happy Halloween! 😈
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disaster-theysbian · 7 months
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Because @morningsolitude has specifically requested it, here is the rest of the Useless Lesbian Story of how my partner and I got together.
Quick backstory, we'd been friends for a year or so before having a platonic cuddle at a party. Then we realised our feelings weren't very platonic at all, and proceeded to dance around the issue for the next two months because... well, useless lesbians.
It started with me popping round to use her printer. Then it was popping round for cups of tea. Cooking dinner together. That kind of thing. We had a movie night where we shared our Favourite Stupid Films from our childhood, and it ended with a Very Awkward Handshake (story here )
Anyway, the following night was a Christmas movie night with all of our friends, including her brother and brother-in-law. All of them were getting ready to knock our heads together. Whereas the night before we'd had a sort-of cuddle under a blanket, we were so conscious of people watching us that we were sitting bolt upright and not touching.
Then our phones start pinging. A few of our friends started posting cute animal cuddle gifs in the group chat. We were smoking at the ears by this point. I went to the loo and actually heard her voice from upstairs (she never shouts, ever) calling her brother in law a twat!
She gave me a lift home that night and it was excruciatingly awkward as ever. But we both knew something was there, and we both knew that neither of us were going to be brave enough to say it.
So I decided I didn't have to say anything at all.
That week was Christmas, so I made her a card. A silver elephant wearing a Santa hat on a dark forest green background, bordered with holly and ivy, holding a single sprig of mistletoe in its trunk.
She came round for a cup of tea before giving me a lift to our craft group's Christmas party. I gave her the envelope. And promptly hid behind a cushion as she opened it and read what was inside: "Shall we address the elephant in the room?"
The next thing I knew she gently took the cushion away from me and pulled me into the gentlest, warmest, most comforting hug I'd ever had. I let myself melt in her arms.
I had come to realise, and realised over and over during the first year of our relationship, that I'd never known love before I knew her. Attraction? Yes. Desire? Yes. Infatuation? Yes. Codepedency? Trauma bonding? An innate, unmet need for validation that was preyed upon by multiple people? Yep yep yep.
Before I confessed my feelings to her, I didn't really care if she didn't share them. I just loved being with her. I loved watching her smile and laugh, and infodump about her favourite things. I just wanted to be around her. And the way she made me feel.
She made me feel like I was worthy of care and respect, without me doing anything in particular or saying anything in particular, or liking the same things as her, or looking a certain way. This was something I'd rarely felt, not just with romantic partners but among friends and family. As friends, she never treated me like I was extra special, never said anything cheesy like "you're perfect just the way you are". But I felt special just being around her. Just sitting there having cups of tea or eating dinner, folding laundry, doing normal shit. I'm not the only person who feels this way around her. She is so well loved among our friends because she so quietly, innocuously, makes you feel like you matter, without love-bombing you or putting you on a pedestal. She doesn't even know she's doing it.
She has given me back so much of my faith in humanity, in kindness, in patience, and optimism. She has given me back my own self, that I hid under layers and layers of people-pleasing cultivated by 25 years of toxic environments.
On Valentine's day just gone, I asked her to be my wife.
And she said yes.
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One day
One day you will meet your person
One day you will meet your person and know in that moment that they will be the love of your life
One day you will marry your person
One day you will marry your person and in that moment, when you say “I do,” nothing else in the world will matter. All of your problems will disappear and in that moment you will realize it will all be okay. You will realize you will always have someone by your side.
One day you will never be alone again.
One day you will be complete. 💜🖤
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