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painted-cheetah · 1 month
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Having Avoidant Personality Disorder and Attention Deficit Disorder is wild because my avpd will be like "i don't want to do this thing" and my ad/h/d is like "when i have i ever helped you do something you need to do?"
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painted-cheetah · 1 month
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Like really, I was just sitting there, being weird all by myself. In my warmest fake sheep jacket, trembling in the cold wind, thinking, this is it, I am OUT of the house, I'll fight this motherfucker AvPD, and my ADHD will NOT stop me!
Seeing people in their bikes and people walking their dogs (why is your dog unleashed, lady?) and people being weird by themselves (that guy was 100% smoking weed, good for him) and then, from the wild, it appears a lady.
I might tell you, it was 9PM, it is fucking windy and cold.
And this lady, she's carrying a bag, and she's shy approaching "hi, can I take a moment of your time? Do you mind? Can I sit here?" I'm literally on the floor, so I smile and nod and do all the correct things.
She tells me this story, of how she's selling bread with her brother, to make ends meet, and that her brother is sick so she told him to stay home, but she needs to sell these two last pieces before she can go home, and she gets all flustered, "not that they're bad because they're the last or anything!" And I'm like, it's fine, I get it.
And then, obviously, she offers me the bread.
I won't lie to you, I do get her. But I'm also broke as fuck, have unpaid bills and am sitting on the floor of the park watching a lake because I had to make myself get out of the house (because uh, AvPD), so in all honesty, I did not want her bread.
I already have bread at home, bread that'll go uneaten because I have a hard time making myself eat anything at all, so it felt wrong to buy more bread, bread that'll go on the bread shelf to stay there for the rest of existence because I wont eat it.
I also did not know how to tell her I did not want her bread, and since I was very scared of hurting her feelings, my mind scrambled a million light years in that second.
Searching for a way to tell her no without telling her no, because I have AvPD, I cannot say no, and I am also brazilian.
So I told her that I had a gluten allergy, then bid her good luck and good night.
Fuck, I wish she finds rich people to buy her bread.
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painted-cheetah · 1 month
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I promised myself I would DEAL with my AvPD so now I am sitting at the park, staring at a lake, freezing my ass off.
Also I just told someone who wanted to sell me bread that I am allergic to gluten (I am fucking not, five minutes ago I was devouring a Big Mac inside my car).
It is 9PM.
I wonder when my life got like this...
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painted-cheetah · 2 months
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🐧 by あい@i_sensei97
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painted-cheetah · 2 months
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Tell me a soft memory
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painted-cheetah · 3 months
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painted-cheetah · 3 months
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Bats in their natural habitat
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painted-cheetah · 3 months
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I am always blown away by the mental disconnect between rich people and the rest of us.
I work for a doctor. He pulls in $70,000-$90,000 a month before tax. After tax, he's still $200,000+ a year.
I earn $52,000 a year.
Yet his wife will still talk to me and say "oh, we're not rich." She drives a Porsche. She wears Carla Zampatti. They live in a new townhouse that cost well over a million.
So, when she gives me recommendations on things to buy and I tell her I can barely afford Kmart, she seems genuinely perplexed.
They are NOT bad people. I've worked for them for 12 years now. They are good people with good hearts. But they no longer connect with reality on level and it's absolutely mindboggling.
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painted-cheetah · 3 months
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I need a little help here
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painted-cheetah · 3 months
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Giving a thunder stone to your eevee be like ... Kaboom ! Yeah, pokemon again... I like pokemons but it take time to animate them.
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painted-cheetah · 3 months
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every single time
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painted-cheetah · 3 months
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Pangaea was wasted on the dinosaurs. Imagine the railway network.
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painted-cheetah · 3 months
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KEEP UP WITH THE WAYNES
Damn, the never-ending tags plis send help
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painted-cheetah · 3 months
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Who controls the 🍑?
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painted-cheetah · 3 months
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what they dont tell you about adulthood is that it’s startlingly easy to go long periods of time without having any fun at all not even a little bit. btw this causes ur brain to try to kill you with knives and hammers.
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