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some comic artists draw Bruce Wayne so fucking pretty that I kinda start to get why all these supervillains keep going crazy for him
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I like to imagine that when Bruce is really sick or horribly injured and doesn't want to show weakness, he just... sends Dick in his batsuit to Justice League meetings.
And nobody notices
And a few years later Dick finally ends up in the league as Nightwing and someone brings up how Batman never seems to get sick or hurt, even when they know he's taken big hits, he's always at the meetings.
And Dick just bursts out laughing and falls out of a chair.
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What Cars Do The Batboys Drive?🚗
Hey! Sorry that it’s been so long since I posted I had some personal things going on and I was busy with school and work.
🦇Keep in mind that this is what I think or what I have found through research. Please do not get mad at me for having my own opinions.🦇
What cars do the batboys + batdad drive? (With pictures)
Bruce
Since Bruce Wayne is supposed to be a rich, flashy, playboy I think he would drive a car that would give off the same energy. Now, of course Bruce Wayne is the mask and Batman is the true man, I feel like he would really try to find something that looked expensive, sounded expensive, and most importantly was expensive. And the perfect car to go along with Bruce Wayne’s persona is the Lamborghini Murciélago. Lamborghini’s are the perfect car to say “I’m rich”, and it fits the playboy aspect as well. Of course Bruce dose have a HUGE car collection but I’m not gonna be able to run through all of those so that’s why I just picked a car that matched “him” and that I feel he would drive often.
(A 2008 Gray Lamborghini Murciélago that I think Bruce would drive)
Dick
Why do I feel like Dick would have either a basic ass/cheep car or he would be the one that would want a super expensive fancy looking car?? I mean, Dick is also known to be a little bit of a playboy (in some series), he is usually quite a ladies man. And I think a nice car would go good with that. So I’m just gonna say he has a Porsche 911 and be basic lol.
(The 1986 silver Porsche 911 Carrera I think Dick would have)
Jason
I feel like Jay is a classic car lover and isn’t a big fan of modern cars. I also think he would own muscle cars and sport cars (and of course his motorcycle). So what better car for him to have then a Ford Mustang Boss 429. It’s perfect for him! It’s practical, sporty, racy, and a classic. He also seems like he would enjoy fixing up cars/motorcycles and he’s probably damn good at it too. As someone who works on cars often I can say that something else he would love about this car is that Ford is very reliable and doesn’t brake down
in critical areas has often (please don’t take offense).
(The 1969 Candy Apple Red Ford Mustang Boss 429 I think Jason would have.)
Tim
Tim would want a practical and useful car but would of course want it too look nice has well. And I’ve been searching for a LONG TIME to find a car that I think would fit him, and I think that a MK4 Toyota Supra is as close as I could get lol. I do see Tim as a car lover has well and I think he would enjoy going to car shows and looking at classy sporty cars but that kind of car just doesn’t fit his personality so he wouldn’t want anything like that.
(The 1993 AMG Hyacinth Red MK4 Toyota Supra I think Tim would have)
Damian
Damian is Bruce Wayne’s son…of course he’s gonna have an expensive fancy car just like his dad! That’s why he would have a Lamborghini Huracan. A classy and sporty car that looks wayyy too nice to touch, and if you do happen to even look at Damian’s car he would kill you. He washes it everyday and waxes it once a week, he fucking loves this car!
(The yellow Lamborghini Huracan that I think Damian would have)
Fun fact!
Did you know that Murciélago is Spanish for bat, and when Bruce Wayne drove a Lamborghini Murciélago in “Batman Begins” it was supposed to be a hidden easter egg?
That concludes our list everyone! Thank you so much for reading and if you have any cars you think they would drive I would love to hear what they are!🖤🦇
#batfamily#dc comics#dc universe#batman#bruce wayne#damian wayne#dick grayson#robin#tim drake#dc batman#jason todd#red hood#nightwing#cars#classic cars
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hey Red
Are you just a DC fan or do you like Marvel too?
Hey! Sorry that it’s been so long since I posted, I missed you guys!
I am indeed a DC fan, for the most part. I don’t enjoy Marvel’s stories and heroes very much and I definitely think Disney ruined Marvel (sorry). The only things in Marvel that I have found a liking for is Guardians of the Galaxy, Dr Strange(the first movie, the second one ruined him for me), The X Men, and Deadpool. Yes I know it’s kinda a weird combination. But the X Men and Deadpool is the only Marvel things that I own comics and collectibles from because I actually enjoy watching, reading, and playing there video games. The X Men and Deadpool(except for the first movie he was in) are the only things Disney hasn’t completely fucked up (yet).
So, yeah. I’m 97% a DC fan and 3% a Marvel fan.
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I think Tim Drake deserves the right to start putting people in saw traps
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Hugs🤗 (Damian Wayne edition)
I don’t know why but I picked Damian to be the first in this series. In this series I will write about any dc character (either by request or by my own ideas) and elaborate on their hugging preferences and if they’re a good hugger or not.
As a fellow touch deprived person I would say that Damian may be suffering from touch starvation. Meaning he often gets needy for touch every once in a while and really needs affection from another human being. I think one of the reasons Damian has so many pets is because of this, so he can get some sort of affection from another living creature. And even though it’s not the same trust me, it can help a lot. Touch makes Damian uncomfortable because he got little to no affection from his mother. Even though touch makes Damian uncomfortable he still wants to experience love, so he is touch deprived and starved for affection. If you catch Damian in a good mood he will still fight your hug but he most definitely loves it so don’t let all the biting, kicking, and screaming lead you to the wrong idea. And as far as how good of a hugger he is, I think it really depends on who you are and if he likes you or not. If your his S.O. He probably would try to love and show you affection the best that he can even though it makes him uncomfortable. If you’re part of his family or his friend it depends on his mood and if he likes you that day. But, if you’re his best friend like Jon he hates getting affection from you because he doesn’t want to admit that he loves getting it from you so much.
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Hello Bat, I hope I’m not bothering you but could you maybe do a “What Do They Smell Like?” list with Clark Kent/Superman?
You asked and you shall receive!
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What Do They Smell Like? (Clark Kent/Superman edition)
What dose Clark Kent smell like?
What dose Superman smell like?
Clark Kent
Clark probably smells like fresh cut grass and clean clothes. And when he comes home from work he might have the lingering smell of news paper ink mixed with his normal sent.
Superman
Sups probably super clean and fresh and maybe just a hint of cologne.
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Hey Bird! Could we maybe get some more content about other members of the dc universe? Like, I love the batfamily don’t get me wrong, I just would like to see some more content about the JL.
Sure thing! I will try to add them in more lists and posts. Thank you for the request!
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Hi Red, I hope your doing well!! Love your lists and I think you do a great job writing about the members of the batfamily!
I was wondering if you could maybe try writing some more “spicy” lists about the batboys?? I think you would do really well with it and I just enjoy that kind of content…😅
I would love to start making spicer content!! I’ve been working on some 18+ lists for the batboys. I just don’t want to lose readers or go too far and get reported. I really appreciate you sending me this, thank you so much for the support and encouraging words!
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What Do They Smell Like? (Bruce Wayne/Batman Edition)🦇🦇
What dose Bruce Wayne smell like? What dose Batman smell like?
I am making a new series called “What Do They Smell Like?” And it’s going to be going through any dc characters and what they and their superhero/villain would smell like (if they have an alter ego). So if you want to know what I think a character would smell like then please send in requests!
Bruce Wayne
Bruce definitely smells like expensive colognes, hair products, and clean pressed clothes. Like, when you hug him he just smells like the definition of high class. And if you’re at a party, fundraiser, or anything like that with him he will probably slowly start to smell a little bit like expensive wine or champagne.
Batman
Now of course since Batman is running around kicking criminals asses all night he probably smells gross. But, I don’t think that’s the case. If you would smell Batman he would probably smell like sweat, left over cologne, dirt, blood, possibly smoke, and probably some other things depending on what he was doing. So more in depth then just sweat.
I hope you enjoyed this and don’t forget to tell me what dc character you want to know what they smell like next!🖤🦇
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Batfamily Pets🐶🐱
I know most of you probably know that a lot of the batfam members own pets but do you know there names and what breed of dog/cat/whatever they are? Well I do!(or at least I have a good idea)
Bruce
The ONLY pet Bruce has is Ace. I know it’s said that Ace is Damian’s dog but no, Ace is definitely Bruce’s canine companion. But what breed of dog is Ace? I know that in batman beyond they make it look like Ace is a rottweiler/great dane mix (I don’t really see the rottweiler side of things but I read an article and someone said that he is supposed to be a mix of those two in batman beyond). Now, in most things they make Ace look like a gray or black great dane but he is actually a german shepherd. In the original comics Ace is a brown german shepherd (they sometimes would add black spots to his fur), he is also known has Bat-Hound and has fought along side the dynamic duo.
Alfred
I don’t believe Alfred has any pets (except for the children).
Dick
Has you all probably know Dick has a cute little pitbull puppy named Haley! She’s grey with blue eyes and a white stripe down her face and on her chest. She has been known to fight crime next to Nightwing has the doggie vigilante Bitwing!
Jason
Yes, Jason actually dose have a pet. I think his dog is only talked about in a few comics but basically he befriended a stray female dog while on a mission in Mexico. And he named her…get ready….Dog. Her name is Dog. He named her this claiming that Damian got all the good pet-naming genes. I don’t know what breed Dog is but she looks to be a grey putbull?? Now, in my batfamily fanfics I write Jason having 2 dogs, Killer and Bullet. Killer is a grey female pitbull(she’s basically Dog but with a better name). And Bullet is a male rottweiler.
Tim
I’m pretty sure Tim dose not have a pet. He may have had a fish or something when he was a little kid but he’s too busy for one at the moment.
Duke
No, Duke has never been known to have a pet to my knowledge.
Stephanie
Steph doesn’t have a pet either and if she would ever get one it would probably be a cat.
Barbara
She has a cat named Misty and a parrot named Charlie. I don’t know what kind of cat and I don’t know what kind of bird. Sorry lol
Cassandra
Cass has not been shown to have a pet as far has I know.
Selina
She of course has had many cats over the years including but not limited too Isis, Miss Kitty, Diablo, Hecate, Julio, Kitty, Lover, Otto, Slinky, and many others that she feeds or that she has in her apartment.
Damian
Damian has A LOT of pets and he absolutely loves animals. The pets that he has that I am most familiar with are Goliath (dragon-bat), Bat-Cow, Titus (dog), and Alfred (cat). I know he has been shown to have a turkey and a monkey but I’m not sure what else. Bat-Cow is a white cow with brown spots, Titus is a black Great Dane, Alfred is a tuxedo cat, and Goliath is a creature he owned while living with his mother.
Well, that’s all I have for the batfam’s pets! I hope you all enjoyed this and please let me know if I missed anything. Thank you!🖤🦇
#batfamily#batman#bruce wayne#dc universe#dc comics#dick grayson#robin#tim drake#damian wayne#dc batman#duke thomas#stephanie brown#barbra gordon#batgirl#catwoman#alfred pennyworth#jason todd#batfam#red robin#dc robin
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Batboys & Cuddles💞
Who out of the batboys likes to cuddle, and what positions do they favor?
Now, I was not going to put Damian in this list because he’s under age and I don’t really want to think about cuddling him for that reason alone. But, I forgot that I can say that he’s an adult. So just so everyone is aware every character in this list is 18+ and this is just what I think so please don’t get mad at me.
Dick
Dick is definitely a cuddly kind of guy. He likes cuddles every moment of everyday no matter what position you guys are in he LOVES it! It helps him feel close to you, and he feels like he is keeping you safe.
Jason
He tries to hide it and hates to admit it but, he secretly loves cuddling. He loves spooning with you (and of course he has to be the big spoon and would have it no other way). He loves holding and protecting you, because you are the most important thing in the world to him.
Tim
Tim’s a busy man so he doesn’t have much time for cuddles. But if you can convince him to take a break or if you try cuddling him when he’s doing work I bet he would love nothing more then to hold/be held by you.
Damian (adult)
Damian is most definitely a grumpy cuddler and will act like he is so pissed off at you anytime you try to show any affection towards him. But don’t worry, because your love means the world to him and anytime your eyes meet for even a second his heart skips a beat.
I hope you all enjoyed this! I’ve been wanting to do more…shall we say spicy lists about the batfam lately but I don’t know if you guys would be interested in that, so let me know what you think.🖤🦇
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Ranking The Robins
Dick Grayson (as robin)
🔥10000000/10🔥
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Jason Todd (as robin)
🔥10000000/10🔥
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Tim Drake (as robin)
🔥10000000/10🔥
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Damian Wayne
🔥10000000/10🔥
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Carrie Kelley
5/10 she’s okay
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Stephanie Brown
-0.0/10
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Jarro
THE ABSOLUTE KING 10/10 THE BEST ROBIN EVER(just kidding lmao he’s not my favorite but still 10/10)
who’s your favorite and least favorite robin?
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Batfamily Zodiac Signs
Now, this is not who I think gos with what sign this is what there signs actually are, along with there birthdays. I am researching all of this so please do not come after me lol
Bruce
February 19, Pisces♓️🐟
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Alfred
August 16, Leo♌️🦁
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Selina
March 14, Pisces♓️🐟
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Dick
March 20, Pisces♓️🐟
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Jason
August 16, Leo♌️🦁
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Tim
July 19, Cancer♋️🦀
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Damian
August 9, Leo♌️🦁
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Cassandra
January 26, Aquarius♒️🏺
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Barbara
September 23, Libra♎️⚖️
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Stephanie
August 11, Leo♌️🦁
Literally all of this freaking family is full of pisces and leos lmao
Just remember that I chose none of this, I just found there birthdays and zodiacs so don’t get mad.
What zodiac are you? What batfamily member do you share a sign with?
#nightwing#red hood#dick grayson#bruce wayne#jason todd#dc universe#robin#batfamily#dc superheroes#tim drake#damian wayne#catwoman#selina kyle#alfred pennyworth
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Batboys Cooking Skills🍳
How good are the batboys at cooking/baking?
I hope you all like this list, and please send me any suggestions you have for lists, poles, short stories, and really anything else you want me to try! I’m always open for new ideas and trying new things.
Dick
This man could not cook to save his life. The only thing I believe this man could make is cereal and the occasional pop-tart.
Jason
I feel like Jay would be pretty good at cooking. I think cooking would be a meditative thing for Jason, maybe one of the only ways he could let off some steam.
Tim
Maybe Tim could cook?? But probably not very well. He could make simpler things and maybe slightly more complicated (with instructions), I just don’t think he has time to perfect his skills.
Damian
Yes, he can cook. I don’t know how good he would be at it but I feel like he wouldn’t be bad at it. If he knows how to fend for himself I think he would know how to at least cook with things he has around him. And again, I think cooking would be a release for Damian as well.
A very short list to start out the day. I hope you all enjoyed it!🖤🦇
#nightwing#red hood#dick grayson#jason todd#batfamily#dc universe#robin#red robin#damian wayne#tim drake#batboys
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