“Excuse me? Hey! Uh, so, not that it’s anyone’s business, but Mia didn’t cheat on me. And it’s also not her fault that we broke up… It’s not anyone’s fault. The truth is… I’m gay and I’m with Benji now. I don’t want it to be a secret anymore because I’m happy about it. Like… Like really, really happy. So, uh… Yeah, we won’t be taking any questions at this time.”