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Bakugo, yawning: God, this lecture is so damn boring.
Todoroki: I agree but we had to come if we would have gotten an F.
Bakugo: Tch.
Todoroki: Which, how is Midoriya so interested? His eyes have been watching and wide-open since it started.
Bakugo: That nerd isn’t listening. He’s learned how to zone out of shit by thinking of music.
Todoroki: Music? What kind of music?
Bakugo: Hell is I know.
Izuku’s thoughts: *IT’S CORN! A big lump with knobs! It’s got the juice! Juice*
Izuku: The most beautiful thing I ever seen.
Todoroki and Bakugo: ???
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Kirishima: What’s your body count?
Bakugo: Pfft, I don’t know, like 30.
Kirishima: Damn dude, you a hoe! Haha.
Bakugo: How does that make me…Oh are we talking about people we’ve slept with?
Kirishima:…Y-yes?
Bakugo: Oh, I haven’t done that yet.
Kirishima: T-Then why did you say 30?
Bakugo, walking away: Haha, yeah.
Kirishima: BRO WHAT DOES 30 MEAN?!
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Fuckin mood tho
Izuku, staring with a blank look: Uhhh…
Bakugo, looks down at his notebook:…Writer’s block, nerd?
Izuku, still staring with a blank look: Uhhh…
Bakugo: Is it that bad?
Izuku, slowly looks at him and then his notebook and then back at him: Kill me, Kacchan.
Bakugo: Oh, that bad.
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The Big Three Babysitters
Todoroki: Why don’t we feed him a chili dog?
Izuku: The baby can’t eat solid foods, Todoroki-kun.
Todoroki: Oh. Well, let’s put it in the blender.
Bakugo, picks up baby: On it.
Izuku: WH-THE CHILI DOG, NOT THE BABY, KACCHAN!
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Izuku, skipping down the halls of ua, a container filled with an unknown substance in hand: 🎶time to do some sketchy shit do da do da 🎶
Two minutes later
Izuku, sprinting out of the teachers lounge, Shouta (who's covered head to toe in hot pink glitter) hot on his heels: 🎶 did not get away with it fucky fuck fuck fuck 🎶
Inspired by
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I just know Kirishima and Bakugo act like Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively during interviews and on social media.
interviewer: How is Bakugo?
Kirishima Eijirou, married to said man: Who?
interviewer: . . . Katsuki Bakugo Kirishima?
Kirishima: Ohhhh, My roommate? I dont fuckin know
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Bakugo, tweeting: Happy Birthday Baby! Love you so much <3
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Denki, replying: Ohhh I love you too!!!
Kirishima: umm???
Bakugo, replying to Kirishima: ? Ugly bitch
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interviewer, to kirishima: so how long have you been married to Bakugo?
Kirishima: Oh I dont know. Next question?
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Reporter: We are on the scene of the crime, and- DYNAMIGHT IS ALIVE!!! HES STANDING! HES WALKING!
Bakugo, bleeding from the head, pointing at the camera: That was for the love of my life... Midoriya I love you so much
Kirishima, watching at home: LMFAOOOOOOO
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Kirishima: Hey, bakugo. What will you give me if I throw this jelly bean in your shirt?
Bakugou: A concussion.
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Bakugo:
Izuku: I didn’t know what to do. He just likes me.
Bakugo: Deku, how the hell did you get a stray bird to like you?
Izuku, with a small bird sitting in his head: He’s my bird now. I named him Salsa.
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Shouta *stumbling into the classroom, missing a shoe*: Sorry I'm late, I sat on my bed in a towl for fourty five minutes starting at a wall.
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Uraraka: Now stop fighting and help me with this crossword. I need a five letter word for disappointment.
Katsuki: Izuku
Izuku:
Uraraka: ... It fits
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All Might: What are you made of?
Izuku: Katsudon and poor choices.
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Izuku, lying on the floor: Ugh... what happened?
Katsuki: You ran inside to fight the villain and slipped on an ice cube.
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Bakugou: Didn't I ask you to buy that limited edition knife set I set my eyes upon?
Kirishima: What's wrong with the knives we have?
Bakugou: I dislike your methods of knifing.
Kirishima, slicing meat with his hard bare hands: *Generally confused*
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Guren: You're my third least favorite kid.
Yuu: I can live with that.
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Katsuki: *being an asshole"
Izuku, finally loosing his patience: You're an emotionally constipated, romantically disinclined, dense noodle mop!
Katsuki: ...
Katsuki: What the fuck does that even mean?
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Shouta: You're my third least favorite kid.
Izu: I can live with that.
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Hey everybody, today Kacchan pushed me, so I'm starting a kickstarter to put him down. The benefits of killing him would be that I would get pushed way less.
~Izu
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