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lotstiny · 5 months
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Kaminari: hey bakugou! what are you listening to?
Bakugou, fnaf music blasting in his ears: uh
Bakugou: just some rock band, you probably haven't heard of them
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incorrectmyhero · 2 years
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Aizawa: Father's Day is just a ploy made by capitalist in order to increase revenue by building sentiment over a relationship which will only bring you pain and abandonm-
Eri: i made you a card! :D
Aizawa, tearing up: you did?
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wonderduo-twinstars · 2 years
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Deku: *does something stupid and gets himself hurt*
Kacchan: After i lovingly nurse you back to health, i’m going to FUCKING KILL YOU, LITTLE PIECE OF-
Deku, in mind: Kacchan is so cute when he's worried
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All Might: What are you made of?
Izuku: Katsudon and poor choices.
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luxthestrange · 1 month
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BNHA Incorrect quotes #2 EGG-celent
UA Secretary+Assistant Quirkless Y/n...
Secretary!Y/n*Currently looking for a therapist for 1-A in their spare time in your desk*...better make sure to look for one who specializes in anger management for the little chihuahua-
Aizawa*Coming in*Y/n i need the-
Secretary!Y/n*Handing him the freshly printed test sheets*
Aizawa*Blinks and hums taking it*oh also didn't have chance to-
Secretary!Y/n*Already handing him a thermo with fresh coffee with a still warm breakfast egg sandwich in the shape of a cat face, not even looking away from the screen*
Aizawa*Grabbing the breakfast and looking at you*...Marry me?
Secretary!Y/n: I took care of that too, We've been married for the last 7 years~
Aizawa*Sipping his coffee with a hum and slight smirk*Excelent...
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fever-dreamer97 · 9 months
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Aizawa: So from what I’ve been told, the body swap quirk will last about a day or two.
Izuku, in Bakugo’s body: Well, that’s not too long.
Bakugo, in Izuku’s body: SPEAK FOR YOURSELF, NERD!
Aizawa: Just calm down, do you two have any advice for each other to avoid any issues?
Bakugo: Tch, stay away from hot places, nerd. You’ll make my quirk go off by accident.
Izuku: Uhhh, oh. If you hear seven dead people talking to you at night, just ignore them.
Aizawa and Bakugo:
Bakugo: What?
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Izuku: Do you think that the universe brought us together on purpose? Do you think we were always meant to be soulmates?
Katsuki: Oh my god shut up and go to bed! We have our hero certification test in the morning you damn nerd!
Katsuki:
Katsuki: *whispers* but yeah, fine, we're soulmates ok? Don't make it weird.
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poppy5991 · 6 months
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abriiya · 2 months
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this probably happens a lot
extra: hey, where's midoriya and bakugou?
1A: *points outside* over there
extra: thanks—*sees them and pauses* ...what are they doing?
1A: *exasperated* flirting
midoriya and bakugou:
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autumnmobile12 · 1 month
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I'm just gonna pretend this is a compilation of Dabi and Mr. Compress questioning every decision that's brought them to this point.
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I mean, this kinda looks like Compress dropped his cell phone and Dabi's too tired to give him crap about it.
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"Coulda just gone home and been a normal kid. Now I'm careening down a highway with a lizard ninja, a guy who’s so desperate to be held that he wears hands, and this mofo who has the audacity to be ordering a pizza right now.”
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"We were promised pizza."
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*elevator music, no brain cells left*
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"No, I know exactly where we are!"
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"How's the car sickness?"
"Fuck you!"
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"You ready for the 'I told you so?'"
"You are such a brat."
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They just look done. They're either tired or constipated or both.
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lotstiny · 2 years
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Bakugou: has anyone seen my hot sauce? I left it out earlier and now I can't find it
Kaminari, screaming: I THOUGHT IT WAS KETCHUP AND DIPPED MY FRIES INTO IT AND NOW I FEEL LIKE BOILING WATER WAS POURED INTO MY MOUTH
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incorrectmyhero · 2 years
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Priest: Do you, Bakugou Katsuki, take Kirishima Ejirou to be your lawfully wedded spouse? For richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death do you part?
Bakugou: Death can try and part us but not before I tear death apart first.
Kirishima: ...Babe? You... You can't- death isn't a physical entity.
Bakugou: A minor setback.
Kirishima: ...I'm not sure if I should be touched or concerned.
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wonderduo-twinstars · 2 years
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Deku: I will now torture you, Kacchan!
Kacchan, smirking: Kinky
Deku: I think you are kind and beautiful
Kacchan, tensing: Wait wha-
Deku, eyes are full of determination: You deserve to be cared for
Kacchan, backing up: No
Deku: Your feelings and needs are valid and deserve to be heard
Kacchan: SHUT THE HELL UP
Deku: YOU SHUT THE HELL UP! I LOVE YOU, KACCHAN
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Shouta *stumbling into the classroom, missing a shoe*: Sorry I'm late, I sat on my bed in a towl for fourty five minutes starting at a wall.
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luxthestrange · 1 month
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BNHA Incorrect quotes#9 Ya like jazz?~
Villain Y/n Falling in love with Fatgum...Thats it...Literally Hot Villain falling in love with the cuddliest-looking hero...
Villain!Y/n*Eyes focusing Solely on him,Evading his attacks*...
Fatgum*Slightly weirded out*...
Villain!Y/n: Hey Let's play 20 questions while we fight you first!~
Fatgum:...Uh...What's your favorite color?
Villain!Y/n*Laser Focus dodges his fist and manages to be face to face*TRIANGLE-ARE YOU SINGLE? BACKUP QUESTION WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED IN DATING ME?
Mr Compress: Y/N!?-
Villain!Y/n: shut yo damn mouth you! IM COURTING HERE!?-
-Back in your center of operation-
Hench: Do you realize there's a rumor going around that you're in love with Fatgum?
Villain!Y/n*Is making a collage of pictures of Fatgum on their wall* A rumor? Are you telling me people are doubting it??
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fever-dreamer97 · 5 months
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Quirkless Analyst! Izuku AU
Izuku: You know there are 42 different ways that Chargebolt can be killed in battle if he didn’t practice long-distance attacks?
Bakugo, just woke up and eating cereal:
Bakugo: I thank God everyday you didn’t decide to take the villain path.
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