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Haha haha wait, you guys have a gender? . At this point coffee is vital to my existance and books are pretty important too. Also, i be gay🏳️🌈(ish). Wolfstar :) any pronouns
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This is just the price i pay
Evolutions calling me
Coming out of my cage and I’ve been doing just fine
Gotta gotta be down, because I want it all
It was only a fish
IT WAS ONLY A FISH
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The weirdest guy I ever met in a church was this boy who referred to “Buzz Aldrin and his husband” going to the moon. I was completely baffled, and when I asked if he’d misspoken, he got really angry and accused me of being deliberately ignorant of the facts. It turned out that he was somehow comvinced that Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong were married. It took five Wikipedia articles to convince him otherwise.
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In fith year fred and george made a bust of Umbridge out of toilet seats. It was 20ft tall, and they put it in the middle of the entrance hall. They also thought to curse it so that every time someone tried to remove it with a spell, it grew by 10% and got twice as ugly. Once umbridge had cast every spell she could think of on it, the twins turned up to comment on how accurate the warped statue was to its living counter part.
Another positive, was the roaring trade in toilet seats that fred and george made in the aftermath. The castle soon realised just how uncomfortable crouching over seatless toilet bowls was.
One way or another - Blondie
#harry potter#funny#fred and goerge weasley#fred weasley#george weasley#professor umbridge#dolores umbridge#golden trio headcanons#golden trio masterlist#remus lupin#sirius black#wolfstar#marauders#lgbtq#i love wolfstar
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James Potter releasing a snitch in his and Lily’s house, picking up baby Harry, putting him on his shoulders and running after the snitch so Harry can catch it
#jily#jily headcanon#marauders#marauders headcanon#the marauders#hp marauders#james potter#lily evans#marauders era#mwpp#mwpp era#harry potter headcanon#hogwarts#lily evans potter#james x lily#lily x james#until he trips and almost falls into a window
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BEST NEWS IN THE WORLD TO WAKE UP TO
#netflix heartstopper#heartstopper#alice oseman#nick and charlie#TWO MORE SEASONS#GOOD JOB NETFLIX#POWER MOVE
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Walker scobell should play Grant Chapman :)
#grant chapman#harry potter#remus lupin#sirius black#wolfstar#atyd#all the young dudes#lgbtq#marauders#i love wolfstar
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It's really not that hard to understand, I'm a harry potter fan not in a "I'm in love with draco and I love jk for creating this universe" way but in a gay marauders fanfic masterpiece good old fashioned lover boy dorlene happy sadness flowerpot regulus headcanon human golden retriever wolfstar happy ending everyone lives 70s way
I don't know why people don't get it
#incorrect marauders quotes#remus lupin#sirius black#marauders era#marlene mckinnon#peter pettigrew#lily evans#james potter#dorcas meadowes#mary mcdonald#marauders#moony#padfoot#marauders headcanon#marauders map#wolfstar#jily#dorlene#regulus black#grant chapman
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Remus: I have a new sweater.
Sirius: Wrong.
Sirius: We have a new sweater.
#Sirius Black#Remus Lupin#Remus John Lupin#remus x sirius#SIRIUSxREMUS#Sirius orion black#wolfstar#the marauders#marauders era#Harry Potter#James Potter#Lily Evans#hp marauders#all the young dudes#atyd
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“you’re so polite!” thank you i have anxiety
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"give her hell from us peeves" - fred or george in order of Pheonix
Even after Umbridge left hogwarts, peeves still strove to piss her off. Once or twice each week, he would rock up at her office and release a cage of nifflers, or send her 200 copies of harry's Quibbler interview or lace her tea with a potion.
One time, while harry was on the run, peeves used a measure of polyjuice potion, complete with harry's hair. (After mad-eye's death, the ministry found a disturbingly large collection of different wizards' hairs. It was really too easy for peeves to slip in and steal some). And oh, the pandemonium that ensued when harry potter himself ran screaming through the ministry foyer. Least of all, clad in umbridge's pastel skirts and fussy pink ribbons.
Inspired by this success, peeves tacked adverts in all the common rooms. Three days later, the ministry was forced to shut down again as minestry officials began randomly morphing into hogwarts pupils and staff. It was roumered that the minister himself spent three hours as snape, and was forced to leave immediatrly to wash his hair.
Peeves continued in this vain even after the war, leaving hogwarts once a week with a new prank or trick to play on her. It kept things fresh for peeves. Got him out of the castle. Although, with little teddy lupin now at hogwarts, life was rarely dull.
Teenagers - my chemical romance
#harry potter#peeves the poltergeist#teddy lupin#Lupin#The second war#Peeves#professor umbridge#dolores umbridge#Dolores#Remus lupin#Voldemort#marauders fandom#I love wolfstar
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Has this been done yet?
#good omens#ineffable partners#ineffable husbands#aziraphale#good omens memes#the velvet underground
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I havent transitioned at all, but this made me feel so seen :)
Keep reading
#gender#lgbtq#queer#nonbinary#non-binary#transmasc#hrt#transition stories#trans#disasters and other genders#egg#testosterone
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Shrieking Shack Scene, frame for frame, exactly how it happened, because we all know I'm a stickler for historical accuracy !
#harry potter#marauders#remus lupin#wolfstar#fanart#illustration#remus loves sirius#sirius black#first wizarding war#anything for our moony#wolfstar fluff#prisoner of azkaban
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I can't wait!!!!
Annabeth 🧢❤️
#annabeth chase#pjo#percy jackson and the olympians#percy jackson#pjo edit#pjo art#percabeth#hoo#heroes of olympus#art#fanart#butterflysclaws:art
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Re-blog this if:
- you’re gay
- can read
- support gay people
- want to hold a match between your fingers as you wander the halls of an ancient castle because it’s your only source of light amidst the ghosts of people long past
- are an antelope
- or want a chocolate bar.
No one will know which applies.
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What if Harry actually does propose 👀
Right back into the comfort zone 😂
Harry you can’t be so spontaneous with a guy who plans his his life out better than google maps does your route.
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the connection between this attack on the right to abortion in the US and sweeping anti-trans laws can’t be overstated. theyre both conservative attacks on body autonomy that come from the same root. how much more obvious can it be that gender liberation has to be a connected movement between all marginalised people. Sending a lot of love to everyone who’s feeling scared. Solidarity ❤️
#abortion#trans rights#lgbtq#feminism#Idk#Just respect people#lgbtqiia+#is that too much to ask#abortion laws
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