what kind of demented motherfucker brings sashimi home from a restaurant and cooks it. can we change john constantine's alignment on the dc wiki from neutral to evil
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I am not terribly familiar with the JLI characters but this fucking killed me
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humble proposal for an alliance between the wasian jason & latino jason truthers: mexican catherine, filipino willis (sheila stays white), therefore wasian jason todd raised as pinoy-chicano
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the nature of life is that every so often you get jumpscared by president ronald reagan in your batman comic
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if there was a list of my top 10 favorite superhero costumes, Empress would be on it. i quite like secret’s too, they’re both so EPIC FANTASY QUEST! and the colors in it are so gorgeous and different to the bright primaries of normal costumes.
life is one giant cycle of drawing superheros > realize can’t draw moving people > angst > draw more superheroes
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bruce wayne's heart is a battlefield. yet another war he can never win, yet another war he fights anyway. even as he knows. the bodies will pile and pile and he'll never be able to love them any less
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just realized that i have yet to tell tumblr about my "bruce quits batman" au. you don't know how insane i am. here's one of the nineteen plotsheets
like it Started as stephcass batman & robin. but very quickly spiraled. projected 400k words. here's some highlights:
- cass lives with some street kids in ??bludhaven after she runs away from her dad, i've got a whole cass cain lost days thing planned out. also, butch lesbian
- t4t bi4bi timsteph
- after his resurrection, jason gets picked up by the order of st. dumas (weird catholic splinter cult) instead of the league (jason & jean-paul valley wind up pretty close)
- jason is also trans. lazarus pit does his top surgery
- helena bertinelli & renee montoya enemies to enemies who kiss sometimes
- transfem!harley quinn who waxes poetic to steph about tgirl solidarity like two minutes after she was trying to beat her to death with a metal pipe. water under the bridge really
- tim drake & cassie sandsmark siblingisms after their moms have a coworkers to lovers arc. also cassie is a transfem butch lesbian
- harvey dent bisexual bigender biracial (half-bangladeshi on his mom's side)
- stephcass endgame in honor of the original concept
- goes from babs getting paralyzed (i'm writing an alternate version) all the way through war games (i Know i know, but i'm fixing it, it won't be steph's fault this time)
- knightfall gets combined with no man's land except i'm better at it than christopher nolan
- someone dies!
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it's a little bit sad how absent babs is from most batfam content considering she was literally one of two headliners on the original 1975 batfam run
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thoughts on batcat ship?
they both suck at talking about their feelings so you put them in the same room and it's like the combined emotional availability of a boiled egg. and then they kiss. iconic. endgame to Me
also these panels live rent-free in my mind 24/7, i regularly amuse myself by imagining this as battinson & zoe kravitz selina kyle
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"jason never wore pants as robin" WRONG he actually has a really silly-looking bright yellow winter costume that he shows up in One time ever. which is even funnier
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centrist state senator, former vine star turned public menace with prank channel, b-tier dating sim love interest NONE OF THESE ARE DICK GRAYSON
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tim drake is the type of guy to go "i don't listen to pop music.... so mainstream......" and then you hand him the aux and he puts on green day. or weird al yankovic
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just as an addendum, it's not even like. peripheral involvement. in this interview from last year he said that he was on a night shift of THREE PEOPLE at the CIA, only TWO of which actually did any work. his words, verbatim, are "i was 22 at the time, in charge of the fuckin' iraq invasion" (timestamp 01:20:28), after which he Laughs.
so tom king was essentially 50% of the CIA's iraq invasion strategy night shift, and he's proud of it
when asked about the years he spent afterwards as a CIA field operative in places including (but not limited) to iraq, afghanistan, and pakistan, he said "it was the greatest honor of my life. i very much enjoyed the job"
i do not want to see a single person say anything remotely positive about that man or his comics. ever
it's kind of funny but mostly annoying when i'm like "yeah no i hate [comic writer] because they're a bad person and it shows in some of their stories" and there'll be one dickhead like "just because you don't like their stories doesn't mean they're a bad person" and the story in question is blatantly racist to brown specifically middle eastern characters and oh right HE HELPED PLAN THE 2003 INVASION OF IRAQ. TOM KING.
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