Achilles: we should appreciate the small things in life
Achilles: *looks at Patroclus*
Patroclus:
Patroclus: you're not even that much taller than me
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my parents would be very disappointed on me if they knew that my mental stability depends on a fictional character...
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Mc: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.
Belphie: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.
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Mc: Is something burning?
Asmo, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.
Mc: Asmo, the toaster is literally on fire.
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Y/n: Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, etc. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT.
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Kenma, about Y/n: I don't have a crush on them. They’re just someone I stare at and I like and when they’re not here, it ruins my day.
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Y/n: Kenma... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Kenma: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Y/n:
Y/n: I wrote sanitize, Kenma.
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