Of all the things in the world to be scared of, I’m out here being terrified of CARTOONS of all things. Snake? Cool. Heights? Fine. Death? Crave it. But as soon as I see Sponge Bob or Mickey Mouse, I’m done.

You know what’s wild? Encephalitis can sometimes be caused by cannibalism. This means that Will’s encephalitis could 100% have been caused by Hannibal. I’m not saying Hannibal meant for that to happen, but he sure did benefit from Will being sick and he definitely meant for that to happen.

I was just having a good time watching Classic Who when I heard a line that sounded... familiar.

I really hope I’m not the first person to notice this.

People always stare at me when I go out, and I hate it. Like is it because I’m a guy wearing nail polish? Can you tell I’m trans? Is it because I’m wearing a full suit in a place where that is not normal? Is it because I’m wearing a full suit while it’s 90+ degrees outside? Or is it because I’m using a cane and I’m not 60 years old?

PLEASE I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHICH ONE IT IS

Spent half an hour editing this audio. Needless to say I’m disappointed in myself and my actions.

Time heals any wounds? Not fatal ones, buddy.

They say hugs not drugs, but I have issues with human contact.

Me: *in the principal’s office* The blade of my knife is under six inches which means that, as a minor, I’m legally allowed to have it.

The principal:

Me:

The principal: ...

The principal: it’s not the knife we’re objecting to. It’s the stabbing.

Hannigram is just a will-they-won’t-they of getting together and murder. Tell me I’m wrong.

The second I heard about the spanish dub of the 15x18 Destiel scean, I hopped on over to Netflix to watch it in Spanish, but APPARENTLY the Spanish audio was taken off of Netflix and that line was CHANGED in the subtitles. I was TOLD I could lay my weary head to rest, but here we are.

People: Write what you know

Me:

Lin-Manuel Miranda

The only person who can make kids write gay fan fiction about the Founding Fathers