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Horikoshi (creater of the MHA manga) to a team of artists(or something): So we all like loli, right?
Them, nervously: ...I guess?
Horikoshi: And we all like big boobs, right?
Them, confused where this is going: ...Yeah?
Horikoshi: So I was thinking...
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Kenma, playing Minecraft: Am I ugly?
Random creeper: *nods*
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Hinata: Are you okay?
Yachi, doing her nails: No, but I'm pretty!
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Izuku: Can you get me Naked?
Todoroki: Um...
Todoroki: What?
Izuku: Y'know, Naked.
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Nishinoya: What do you call it when you kill your friend?
Nishinoya: Homiecide.
Sugawara: Murder.
Nishinoya: Homiecide.
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Ushijima: You should not have come here, boy. Why are you in my school?
Hinata: I was on my way to the kitchen for a snack and I got lost.
Ushijima: You ended up in an elite school on your way to the kitchen?
Hinata: I am not a clever man.
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Akaashi: I can't believe you and Bokuto broke the bed last night!
Kenma: Yeah, what were you even doing?
Kuroo: Umm...
[Last night]
Kuroo: Bet you can't jump high enough to touch the ceiling.
Bokuto: Try me.
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Yaku, loading a NERF gun with real bullets: It's NERF or nOTHING-
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Kuroo: Yaku won't come out of the locker room.
Lev: Just tell him I said something.
Kuroo: Like what?
Lev: Anything factually incorrect.
Yaku, arriving a few moments later: Did you just say that the sun is a fucking planet-
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Tsukishima: You have friends, and I envy that.
Akaashi: You're welcome to my friends.
Tsukishima: *Looks over at Bokuto and Kuroo* I don't want these.
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Nishinoya: Love is in the air!
Tsukishima, spraying a can of Febreze and holding his shirt over his nose: Not anymore.
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Nishinoya: Bro, I wanna give you the world but I only have like... 200 yen.
Tanaka: Come over here.
Nishinoya: *Comes closer*
Tanaka: *Hugs Nishinoya*
Tanaka: I ain't got no cash on me but I got the world right here in my arms.
Nishinoya: Bruh.
Tanaka: Bruh.
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Kageyama: I know you think my judgement is clouded because I like Hinata a little.
Sugawara: You doodled your wedding invitation.
Kageyama: That's our joint tombstone.
Sugawara: My mistake.
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Kageyama: I'm gonna need a human skull but you can't ask why.
Tsukishima: Only if you don't ask why.
Tsukishima: *Pulls four pristine human skulls out of his bag* Choose one.
Kageyama:
Tsukishima:
Kageyama: This one will do.
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Tsukishima: You look nice, I want to kiss you.
Yamaguchi: What?
Tsukishima: I SAID IF YOU DIED I WOULDN'T MISS YOU.
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Hinata: How do Tanaka and Noya senpai usually get out of these messes?
Sugawara: They don't.
Sugawara: They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.
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