trynot2breathe
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Okay so The Truman Show, but the baby is raised, guided to become Bruce Wayne/Batman in the real-to-him City of Gotham. A scripted reality show where every villain, every citizen of fake☆Gotham is an actor except for Bruce. Batman doesn't often kill his villains - safe for tv🤔
#text post#mine#holyhashtagsmikayla#breaking news: i’m an idiot#Batman#bruce wayne#the truman show#gotham#gotham city#city of gotham#i have been thinking about this for an hour now#it is way passed my bedtime
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GAS STATION ATTENDANT: Good morning, how are you?
ME: Oh, ya know, livin' the dream.
GSA: That's just white people speak for 'I wish I was dead.'
ME: Accurate.
#text post#mine#holyhashtagsmikayla#about me#breaking news: i’m an idiot#humans#humor#the more you know#life#yikes
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What if her last name wasn't Sandiego? What if they were just answering the question..
-Where in the world is Carmen?
•San Diego.
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TOTWAFFLE!
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When your girlfriend says "yeah, I gotta tie her up," but she's talking about a plant.
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My person posts these really beautiful photos of our dogs and sunsets and nature, and then snapchats me the empty toilet paper roll at home while I'm still at work. I guess this is love.
#mine#text post#holyhashtagsmikayla#wlw#lgbt+#about me#breaking news: i’m an idiot#thoughts#love wins
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#mine#holyhashtagsmikayla#cat#cats of tumblr#siberian husky#husky#animals#aesthetic#dog#dogs of tumblr#echo#milo#love#lgbt+ pride#sleep#sleepy animals
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Ghosting has gotten old. Let's try ghouling instead! Ya know, rattle some chains, make spooky oOoOo-ing sounds, disappear into walls, consume human flesh. Also, continue ignoring texts.
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Volcano? So discouraging. Volcanyes! Positivity is key!
#about me#mine#breaking news: i’m an idiot#holyhashtagsmikayla#i have no idea#what even is this thought?
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Making progress on the movie theatre/bar room.
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Have you ever wanted to be married by a non-religious lesbian disaster? Got you covered!
#mine#about me#breaking news: i’m an idiot#lgbtqia#wlw#wlw culture#lgbt+#lgbt#lgbtq#lgbtqiia+#lgbtpeople#gay marriage#just like regular marriage#except we actually like each other#holyhashtagsmikayla#only valid in the united states (possibly not even in all of them)
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#mine#holyhashtagsmikayla#aesthetic#dogs#siberian husky#dogs of the internet#dogs of tumblr#husky#breaking news: i’m an idiot
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Time for a pupdate.
#mine#holyhashtagsmikayla#breaking news: i’m an idiot#aesthetic#dogs#milo aiden#siberian husky#husky#puppy
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Snow day!
#mine#siberian husky#siberian huskies#husky puppies#animals#ct#connecticut#snow dogs#dogs#puppies#snow#husky#breaking news: i’m an idiot#aesthetic#wlw culture#holyhashtagsmikayla
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This song is gorgeous!
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