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the-ace-reader · 1 day

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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

#💀🍕😔#funny

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the-ace-reader · 2 days

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Today I introduced my sister to “the problem of Susan” and I had to explain to her that Susan was left out of Narnia cuz she liked boys and lipstick now and without missing a beat she said but what about Peter? Does Peter not like girls? And I knew she was pointing out the inherent misogyny at the center of the “the problem of Susan” but the implications of that question are a source of much hilarity to meeee LMFAO like Does Peter not like girls? Does he like boys? Is he Gay? Is Narnia really just a homo-utopia where Lucy is also a lesbian and Edmund is a bisexual disaster and Susan was kicked out cuz she was too straight??? Can I make CS Lewis turn over in his grave with this new reading?

#the problem of susan #her problem was… heterosexuality #💀💀💀#cs lewis #c s lewis #narnia #the chronicles of narnia #books #classic books #lgbt #lgbt humor #funny

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the-ace-reader · 5 days

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the-ace-reader · 5 days

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Stuff that always gets me

#writing #writing inspiration #writing prompts #ship dynamics #writing reference

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the-ace-reader · 8 days

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(◡‿◡✿)

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

#rip 🫡#funny

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the-ace-reader · 8 days

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Pssst

Hey, are you an artist or writer with WIPs?

Come here... I got a secret for you pssst come ‘ere

#💜💜💜#writing #wip

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the-ace-reader · 9 days

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You can literally make anything and anyone problematic if you try hard enough seriously give me people and things and I’ll make them all “problematic” right now.

#and that’s how you tumblr #funny

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the-ace-reader · 9 days

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Inspired by @corvus-for-ddd.

#obey meme #obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me memes #obey me mammon #obey me lucifer #obey me belphegor #obey me belphie #obey me diavolo #obey me barbatos #obey me leviathan #obey me levi #obey me asmodeus #obey me asmo #obey me simeon #obey me satan #funny

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the-ace-reader · 11 days

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URGENT NOTICE FOR US DISCORD USERS!!!!!

There is an announcement floating around, and this one starts out basically the same way, but

I have included a more in-depth email template to send to Discord that is based on an arbitration opt-out sample letter from a legal office.

That way, your opt-out will hopefully be more watertight, as this is a legal issue. It may be overkill, and hopefully it is, but better safe than sorry, right?

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Discord has decided to do an INCREDIBLY SHADY MOVE and change their TOS to include an arbitration clause (scroll down until you see the bolded heading titled “Agreement to Arbitrate”)

To opt-out of the arbitration clause, email

[email protected]

with your notice that you do not wish to be a part of the clause. It is STRONGLY RECOMMENDED that you do this as soon as possible.

A possible email format to use (remember that this IS a legal opt-out) -

Email Subject: Opting Out of the Agreement to Arbitrate

To Whom It May Concern:

I, [legal name], am opting out of the Agreement to Arbitrate as outlined in Section 16 of your Discord Terms of Service Agreement, on [today’s date].

I do not agree to the Agreement to Arbitrate for any accounts created by, or associated with, the email(s)/phone number(s) provided:

[list email(s)/phone number(s) attached to discord accounts]

This opt-out notice applies to any and all accounts that I, [legal name], have utilized in the past, am currently utilizing presently, and may choose to utilize and create in the future.

Please let me know as soon as possible if you need any additional information from me to implement my opt-out request.

Finally, I ask that you send me confirmation that you have received and processed this opt-out notice.

Sincerely,

[legal name]

For more information, here is someone that breaks it down a little bit:

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the-ace-reader · 11 days

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Just create the thing you want to create. Because who's going to stop you? Oh, it's you yourself? Well you can't let that bastard win, can you?

#spite is a great motivator #even if it’s spite against YOURSELF #😤😤😤#writers on tumblr #writing encouragement #writing positivity #writeblr #writing #writing life #funny

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the-ace-reader · 11 days

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it’s so bizarre when animated American films are set in a certain location and then only certain characters have the accents of that place. It makes no damn sense!! like