and it is also so funny that when you say "oh but i don't show any of the traits of the nailpolish zodiac sign" because they have a back-up plan and it goes with "well, what is your rising sign?"

and, like, 10 other signs according to the position of the planets of the solar system by the day,month, year and time of your birth.

for example: once i had a friend who asked my taurus ass if i show certain characteristics of a sign and i blindly replied with "yes" to all his questions and he then mockingly said "congratulations, you are an aquarius" and showed me that he was reading a site's horoscope description of aquarius. i was supposed to give up at this point but i had one more trick under my sleeve. i devilishly smiled and said "that's my rising sign"

he was shocked and fell powerless, on his knees. and as he was on the ground, absolutely horrified and defeated, i got up and let out an evil laugh while i was shuffling my tarot deck...

WHAT THE MOON PHASE YOU WERE BORN ON SAYS ABOUT YOUR PERSONALITY

Being born on a New Moon phase, means you love new beginnings and activating your new ideas. Your perception on things is one that no one has ever thought of before and it makes you appear as very knowledgeable. You also love to get your rest and prioritize your self care. Keen intuition and creativity are a natural gift that you have. Being alone is easy for you, actually you prefer it that way so that you can let your mind wonder and create beautiful art and designs.

Being born on a Waxing Crescent moon phase, means that you are a child at heart. You don't take life or yourself too seriously. You don't mind being a beginner and trying something new, joining new clubs or new organizations. Like a turtle, you are slow but you get to your destination on your own time. You don't jump into things all at once and prefer to stick your toes in first. Many may be surprised that behind your carefree nature you like to plan and your plant seeds fort he future. You hold the power of healing and creativity within' you.

Being born on a 1st Quarter moon phase, means that you prefer being active in daily activities. You attract many opportunities to you because of your forward attitude and you easily bond amongst others. Your life's work and passion is a main focus in your life and you have the fresh energy to make it happen.

Being born on a Waxing Gibbous moon phase, means that you are a determined individual. You're not passionate about everything but once you have your eyes set on something you desire, you gather enough strength and manifest it. You are not afraid to start again if you fail and this makes you an unbreakable character with full confidence. You also enjoy meditating and resting here and there to recharge and reflect.

Being born on a Full Moon phase, means that you enjoy indulging in the excitement of life. You naturally have tons of energy and can motivate those around you with it. You have a high psychic ability and can read people very well. Manifesting your desires is effortless and your spoken affirmations are very powerful, so be mindful of what you speak.

Being born on a Waning Crescent moon phase, means that you like to go with the flow. Being present in the moment is very important to you and you have a good sense of humor. You don't usually entertain negativity but you will play Devil's Advocate sometimes just for the entertainment of it all. In a group setting, you like to keep in the background and observe other people's characters. You have a gift for banishing and removing negativity.

Being born on a 3rd Quarter moon phase, means that you have strong boundaries. You are extremely sensitive to energy and your surroundings. Your gift is knowing how to transmute this energy to benefit you. You are wary of people who drain your energy and prefer a calm people and a balanced environment. Because of this you keep your circle small.

Being born on a Waning Gibbous moon phase, means that you are very thoughtful and a deep thinker. You like to hear other people's side of the story to come up with solutions (You'd make an excellent counselor). You keep your feelings to yourself and healthily work through them. You have gratitude for the good and bad experiences in life. You project a sage-like character.

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Ranking the signs I’d date

Cause Valentine’s day is over and Pisces season is here. Mostly referring to sun sign

Also for legal reasons, this is just a joke/my opinion

Mutable edition

Gemini men: I have gemini dsc and they make me laugh okay??? don’t come for meeee😭😭

Virgo men: they’re okay 🤷🏽‍♀️ can be surprisingly full of themselves tho but they make me curious about the bedroom 🫣

Pisces men: literally invented gaslighting. Pass

Sagittarius men: NOPE. 🏃🏽‍♀️💨

Fixed edition

Leo men: either biggest sweethearts or the biggest dicks and players but they’re the best when developed definitely make you feel some type of way 🥰🥰

Aquarius men: 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 definition of hit or miss. Don’t really see myself dating one tbh but who knows

Taurus men: meh. hot, funny but kinda vapid imo

Scorpio men: so elusive and distant for literally no fucking reason. Ain’t nobody got time for that

Cardinal edition

Capricorn men: I rest my case🗿

Aries men: they can be great partners! fun and uplifting but they definitely need to humble themselves. Tendency to stay immature

Cancer men: man child. Also my cancer 8th house says no

Libra men: PLAYERSSSSSSS a literal menace to society

What about you?!

Astrology community rants that i have to say

I woke up and chose violence today ☕. So i apologized if i offended you.

Can we all move on from the " 18,22,29 degrees are evil and bad" thing. 😐 Sir this is 2022 and we don't do that anymore.

YES asteroids are important in astrology (not only ceres,pallas,juno,vesta) only if they are conjuncting (only use orb between 0 - 2) your personal planets (sun,moon,mercury,venus,mars) and your personal points (ac,ic,dc,mc,vertex).

Asteroid Juno and Ceres is VERY overrated.

Tiktok is the worst place if you want to learn about astrology, it's a fact.

If you own an astrology tiktok account and you plagiarize and steal peoples original work from tumblr i hope you tiktok account flop 💗

The best places to learn astrology are tumblr,amino,twitter and youtube.

There is no such thing as a bad and evil aspect in astrology, except if you have negative sun - pluto aspect yeah i am very sorry for you guys.

You don't need fame indicators in your astrology natal chart to be famous 😂.

I swear..... If i saw a post that says "cancers are so sensitive and easy to cry" or "gemini are two faced" i am directly gonna block that account.

Pisces are manipulative not gemini.

Fun fact : i know a very very popular astrology account here on tumblr that used to plagiarized and never gives credit, gets called out by the original creator and then they block the original creator for calling them out and never apologize or take accountability for it.

Eris (136199) is the most annoying dwarf planet (or should i say "asteroid" to keep things easier) to have ever existed.

Not necessarily "Which is your sign" but which constellation is your favorite? Is it what it symbolizes, the myths about it, or something else altogether?

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Astrological Transits: December 2023 - January 2024

Mercury in Sagittarius (Current): Your mind is set ablaze with expansive thoughts and a thirst for knowledge. Embrace this period for broadening your intellectual horizons. (Ends December 1, 2023)

Venus in Libra (Current): Relationships take center stage, and harmony is your guiding star. Focus on diplomatic approaches and aesthetic pursuits. (Ends December 4, 2023)

Mars in Scorpio (Current): Intensity defines your actions. Dive deep into your passions and harness the transformative power of focused determination. (Ends November 24, 2023)

Jupiter Retrograde in Taurus (Until December 30, 2023): Reflect on your personal growth and values. Jupiter turning direct signals a time for implementing lessons learned.

Saturn in Pisces (Current): Practicality meets dreaminess. Ground your aspirations with a realistic approach. Prepare for a shift as Saturn goes retrograde in June 2024.

Uranus Retrograde in Taurus (Until January 27, 2024): Expect unexpected twists in matters of stability. Embrace change and innovation, especially when it comes to your material world.

Neptune Retrograde in Pisces (Until December 6, 2023): Delve into your dreams and spiritual pursuits. As Neptune turns direct, seek inspiration from the ethereal.

Pluto in Capricorn (Current): Transformation beckons in structures of power. Embrace evolution, and anticipate a shift as Pluto enters Aquarius. (Ends January 20, 2024)

Chiron Retrograde in Aries (Until December 27, 2023): Healing may require introspection. As Chiron goes direct, use newfound wisdom to mend wounds and forge ahead.

Navigate the cosmic currents wisely, and may the stars illuminate your path! ✨🌌

shout out to gemini moon cause i think it’s a unique placement. Witty, quick, fun and unwilling to bend to the rules while simultaneously caring what everyone thinks

does anyone else feel weird about the (years old now) trend of people describing their gender based on aesthetics? considering the context of a cultural obsession with aesthetics stemming from the individualistic push to define yourself independent of community? so that capitalism can divide and isolate us while also pushing more products on us?

not to mention that it just reinvents the wheel. it is not actually liberating. you just decided that instead of male and female the genders are tree and star etc.

gender has been made to equal personality, which is same the line of thinking that sexism is based on. it's just being turned into some kind of psychological determinism rather than biological.

instead of resisting socially-prescribed boundaries, they're given an expansion pack and a fresh coat of paint, and no change is actually made.

I was gonna 100% let it slide if on book 5 Tory and Darius actually ended up together after being Starcrossed if they slowly went back and worked it out and stuff. Because I really liked the breaking of the norm with refusing a soulmates, and it would've been much more genuine than them getting together because the stars said so. There is a lot of potential there.

But nooo, Everyone and their mother on this fucking book needed to force the thought onto Tory about them being perfect for each other and give Darius another chance, every one with a worse opinion on it than the last, and that while totally dismissing her traumas. (Gabriel talking about it made me so fucking mad)

Like, yes, she is clearly mizerable about it, but, they're all making like Darius is the victim?? And the ONLY victim?? Oh, Think about how he's feeling. That he's not that bad. He's not his father. You should've given him the chance to change, look at him now. Nah bitch, that's consequences of you actions, your actions have consequences even if you're being manipulated. Her reasoning of being scared if he would've hurt her even in love is super valid but all the character go past her saying this. Even her friends, God, pls stop putting Darius first.

I'm just mad. There was a great foundation there and all they needed to do was to let the characters go on their own pace, but they slammed it into the ground so early on the book. You could still have the plot B of the others trying to get them together, you didn't need to have them directly be "Yk, Darius could've been great, why were you such a bitch and didn't took it?" on Every. Single. Tory. Chapter.

Dear Internet Historians,

Snowing in school,

I walked to school on the icy paths today whilst the sky was pissing snow and I was all alone, because my friends who I normally meet at the train station weren’t there, NOT because our school had shut down, because it’s ICY and DANGEROUS, but because the train drivers are having a boycott as a late reaction to the whole shit prime minister problem. I was shivering like an engine and had to hold on to some random people’s fences to their front gardens to stop me from slipping and I hate everything. Then when I had to walk by the motor way it was even worse, because I had nothing to hold one for support so I fell on my ass about sixty times because we have shit school shoes with no grips. I had to shelter in Tesco express, because it was too cold and I was wearing fingerless gloves and as practical as they are in any other scenario, believe it or not in the snow it felt like my fingers were going to drop off. EVERYONE READING THIS don’t wear fingerless gloves in the snow. I bought some iced coffee whilst I was there, because tis the season for a cold drink and I just stood inside sipping it staring out of the window in misery of what of my treacherous journey there is left. I also played a game in my head where I guessed what the star signs of any person I saw were. The shopkeeper was definitely a Sagittarius, she just gave off that energy and seemed to have her life together. I also saw some random ass figure in the distance through the window who was running through the snow with a skull and a blazer- and that made me again aware of the time passing for some reason and thus I set off again. The fucker was definitely a Capricorn. I’m going to fast-forward us into when I actually arrived to school because it pains me to have to again go in to the details of what I had to endure, I’m sure you get the idea from what I’ve just been saying. So. I’m in school. I’m freezing and quite likely suffering from hypothermia. TWO THIRDS OF THE SCHOOL aren’t in. I at least actually showed up. Then. My fucking teacher. Guess who..? Ms MEAN! Tells me that I have a detention for being late without a call from a parent and because it’s Tuesday I have to stay in school TODAY. Well it sucks to be her, because due to the worry of it being too icy and dark for the pupils, our school closed after third lesson, which I barely had to sit through and my Mum was able to pick me up, because her work closed early too. So THERE MS MEAN.

If you're wondering if the Tarot movie is any good, the first person who gets their reading is a Libra and the reader says that the card they're associated with is The High Priestess.

I'm sorry, but as a Libra myself this is WRONG! 😭

Libra is associated with the Justice card and is an air sign. (Notice the scale and the sword)

The High Priestess is actually associated with Cancer and is a water sign. (Notice the giant moon on the card.)

I know it's a stupid horror movie, but if you're a tarot reader, you're going to be very annoyed lol

me, likes anything shiny as if my primate brain instincts don't have the tendency to keep the stuff that gives stimuli: this gives taurus energy

Venus in 11th/Aquarius people, can see the start and the end of a relationship and can see how the relationship will play out in the minds before it even happens.

If they feel like there is something in the relationship that they desire to experience, then they will be open to a bond. If not, they would rather love from a distance.

They know that sometimes things are better left alone.

They have many imaginary relationships in their minds but the other person will never know.

If they see that their partner needs to grow in a different direction, they will end the relationship. They are the type that may meet up with their lover again after years apart and continue the relationship like nothing ever happened.

They like to challenge those in authority every now and again.

In love they enjoy being stimulated mentally. They only accept partner who allows them to be 100% themselves. They are turned off by those who inhibit them. They understand that they are different but they don't see this as weird, they see it as genius.

Sex with these people can go anywhere and they can be turned on by anything. They have unique fetishes.

They are very straightforward in their responses and approaches to things.

Private about certain parts of their lives.

Don't want big displays of affection.

In a relationship they dislike too many expectations and require plenty of space in and outside relationships.

People can never guess what they will do next.

They always keep progressing and learning new things about themselves.

This is a manifestation of this placement that I’ve seen no one mentioning but I have Venus in the 10th house and all of my bosses have been women or I tend to get hired by women

How is it that we're getting more reproductions of MH G1 dolls and the prices are still EXTREMELY high for the signature dolls, like they're not rare !! I shouldn't have to pay over $50 PLUS shipping (over $30 is pushing it too when the repros are $25) on a signature cleo !!! That's literally the price of her reproduction 2-pack WHICH INCLUDES DEUCE !! The only reason I'm not getting the 2-pack is because I don't collect boy dolls, so second hand should currently be cheaper or at least on par with the other reproductions in order to compete. PLUS the its not like its JUST the original dolls and the 2024 reproductions that have been made, these dolls have been reproduced multiple times...its insane that we have gotten to a point where $100+ prices for MONSTER HIGH PLAYLINE DOLLS is normal

capricorn moons deal with a lot of shit, but they’re good people. even though they can seem mean or emotionless… they are NOT. they’re just straight up, and i think they’re emotions are overwhelming to the point that they don’t know where to start.

Idk what it is but people with these placements have had to endure so much at a young age. I’m talking about TRAUMA FILLED childhoods that forced them to grow up young - like before the age of 10.

a lot of other people have also noticed this. I’ve seen people make this same observation, and it just so happens that this is applicable to every cap moon i know. i think this placement has to make it through a lot in order to find their peace. Sadly, i think this may be part of their story.

BUT this means that there is indeed peace at the end for you.