Fictional fantasy men written by women really do say the swooniest things.

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker* Lance: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know. Everyone: Darcy: ...I did. I broke it. Lance: No. No you didn't. Tory? Tory: Don't look at me. Look at Darius. Darius: What?! I didn't break it. Tory: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken? Darius: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken. Tory: Suspicious. Darius: No, it's not! Seth: If it matters, probably not, but Caleb was the last one to use it. Caleb: Liar! I don't even drink that crap! Seth: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier? Caleb: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Seth! Darcy: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Lance. Lance: No! Who broke it!? Everyone: Seth: Lance... Tory's been awfully quiet. Tory: rEALLY?! *Everyone starts arguing* Lance, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. Lance: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Lance: Lance: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

it's okay. im okay. perfectly fine.

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I don't think i can defend the Zodiac Academy series any longer 😕. Why are they publishing Lionel's book???

Like at this point they're just dragging the series 🙄.

It's sad because ZA was really one of my favorite series and now i didn't even read book 8.5 cause i know it's unnecessary, and now i have to suffer through an entire book about motherfucking lionel???!? I could barely read he's povs .

I just need the last book ,is that soo hard😭😭

Tory and Darius’s Divine Moment

From Zodiac Academy 4 Shadow Princess

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Darius and Roxy

My Doxy heart is weeping from delight

Art: morgana0anagrom

happy November!

20 days left to enjoy the #torydariusweek. i am anxious to see the surprises that it will bring

🎨: emiliesnaith_art on ig

vega bitch x dragon boy

tory vega and darius acrux from zodiac academy by caroline peckham and susanne valenti

So you want to read ✨Zodiac Academy✨ but when you look up the series, you have no idea where to start. The prequel novella? The prequel *series*? Book 1? There are multiple ways (and no true right way!) to approach this, but there is a way that I think is best suited for binge-reading *and* makes the most narrative sense!

So without further ado: my updated Zodiac Academy recommended reading order.🤓

✨Seth on the Moon and Night are both available ~for free~ in the authors’ Facebook group (Caroline Peckham and Susanne Valenti’s Reading Tribe)

i found these zodiac academy 5 reactions just sitting in my drafts

god i love *Zodiac academy * series.

He was still all the things I hated about him but he was also my own personal brand of hell. And I’d been sinning for a long time, waiting for him to punish me. 

A commissioned piece inspired by the Throne scene of Tory Vega and Darius Acrux from Zodiac Academy by my lovely friend Allison aka Fenderdraws ❤️‍🔥 (link here)