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theflyingfeeling · 5 months

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writing this to let y'all know I got home safely from the S & M Experience and that it was much funny very entertainment, and also to publicly shame Samy for apparently thinking up until the other day that 'calf' and 'cow' are different animals <3

#your honour he's an idiot #idk if samy and middy would’ve come out afterwards to chat with fans like samy did last time #(there were a couple of fans clearly waiting for them in the restaurant side of the bar)#but i was thirsty and hungry and just wanted to get the hell out of that place away from all the drunk ppl #so i didn’t stay to find out #i did see mirko though (but didn't want to bother him)#anyhow! look at me being a brave little grown-up doing stuff alone lol #(more like a friendless loser tbh)#i'll post some videos / pictures tomorrow 🖤#(and also correct all the grammar errors in the tags lol let me live it's almost 2 am)

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lunarlivs · 3 months

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”what the fuck, potter?”

#draco’s on the last half an hour of his 12h shift #and he did NOT sign up for his childhood crush/idiot/enemy turned crush/idiot/quidditch star turning up #your honour #i haven’t been able to stop thinking about them for longer than five minutes #for weeks on end #<3333333 #draco malfoy #draco malfoy fanart #harry potter #harry james potter #harry potter fanart #harry james potter fanart #drarry #drarry fanart #my art

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ink-blot-thoughts · 1 year

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"Cucumber-bro and Airplane-bro would make a good couple-"

False. They're both morons. They would never acknowledge they are together. They would make a good "We got married drunk as a joke and take long romantic walks together and kiss each other on the mouth but no homo just as bros haha" pair and that's it.

Someone asks if they're married and one says "Yes" while the other says "Oh we're just bros", and they both look at each other and then switch answers.

#svsss #scum villian self saving system #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #airplane bro #shang qinghua #cumplane #i fucking hate you all for that ship name #theyre idiots your honour #cucumber bro mocks airplane bro for never getting dates while sitting on his lap #btw if anyone is wondering who i ship shen qingqiu with the answer is yes #he deserves them all

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fortheloveofbuddie · 9 months

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Eddie’s inner monologue has to go like this

#911 #buddie incorrect quotes #911 incorrect quotes #eddie diaz #edmundo diaz #ryan guzman #911 thoughts #911edit #911 on abc #911 on fox #he’s an idiot your honour

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opalsiren · 2 months

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rikki chadwick is canonically in love with zane bennett. pass the word along

#he makes her act soooo goofy fr. she doesn't even answer emma just grins like an idiot. they are in love your honour!!!!!!!!!!#h2o just add water #h2o #zikki

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menace-behaviour · 1 year

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*Buck is having a wine night with Maddie, Hen, Karen and Athena*

*Text from Buck at 10:13 p.m.*

Buck: My love, I am intoxicated.

Eddie: Sounds like you're having fun, baby. I'll see you when you get home <3

*Text from Maddie at 10:17 p.m.*

Maddie: *Sent a photo of Buck passed out on Hen and Karen's table, phone in his hand, zoomed in on a selfie Eddie sent him* He cried himself to sleep about how in love with you he is.

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ff7-has-taken-me-over · 1 year

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I just imagined Soap being out of it cause of either a hardcore fever or he’s drunk out of his mind and he kisses Ghost.

The other starts avoiding him cause he thinks he’s the one who fucked up and took advantage of a none-the-wiser Soap. That’s not at all how it is but he’s an emotionally constipated idiot.

But Soap had forgotten the entire ordeal so he’s upset and keeps trying to corner Ghost to find out why he’s avoiding him now. The man’s a sneaky shit though and will disappear if he wants to.

Eventually Johnny finds him, corners him and confronts him. Ghost tries to avoid it but eventually blurts that he took advantage of Soap and kissed him.

Soap just kind of goes quiet, looking all shocked and Ghost is positive that Johnny’s gonna deck him and tell him he hates him.

But then Johnny’s groaning, hands over his face as he blushes up to his ears, “I can’t believe I finally got to kiss you and it was when I was drunk off my arse. I don’t even remember it!”

And isn’t that just a shock. Because since when did Johnny ever wanna kiss him?

#fic prompt #ghost x soap #fuck off haters #i’m looking at you die hard cod players #johnny ‘soap’ mctavish #call of duty #fic #prompt #simon ‘ghost’ riley #ghost #ghostsoap #soapghost #oblivious ghost #soap’s a knob #they’re in love your honour #they’re both idiots #drunk soap #ghost thinks he’s done a bad but he’s just a knob

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ask-ranma-and-ryoga · 1 year

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#he’s an idiot your honour #ranma 1/2 #ranma #ranma saotome #ask ranma and ryoga #main #ryoga #ryoga hibiki #ask blog #ranma ask blog #patreon #update #webcomic #patreon supported #support arar on patreon #rp #manga #ranma manga #the big akane/pchan debacle

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letsgolando-4 · 4 months

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Sebastian Vettel being Sebastian Vettel

#f1 #formula 1 #meme #sebastian vettel #an unserious man #he’s my emotional support idiot your honour #the judgmental looks are SENDING ME

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thenwhatthefukcisthis · 2 months

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one fine day, eames learns the phrase “lean mean fighting machine” and refuses to call arthur by anything else for a good month.

obviously, he aims to woo arthur but fails by a mile cause OF COURSE the only word arthur zeroes on is “mean” and refuses to meet the forgers eyes in the said month.

safe to say no productive dream thievery was done for a total of thirty days

#Arthur : am I mean? :(#Ariadne : no baby who said this lemme fight #Arthur : .... eames :(#ariadne: huh what no baby he loves you #Arthur : what #ariadne : what #cobb : I think what eames meant by that is that you are a well fit very efficient dream criminal #Arthur : but a mean one? :(#cobb *squinting hard* : lemme go check my totem real quick cause did you just pout???#yusuf : can we test this somnacin can we PLEASE test this somnacin #saito : mean can hold varied meanings mr arthur I think mr eames merely meant to say that he’s impressed by you #Arthur : but he doesn’t like it when I say I’m impressed :( does that mean he doesn’t like me anymore #saito : ..... are all westerners like this my goodness #yusuf : lol yes #inception #arthur x eames #dreamhusbands #they are idiots your honour

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m4gp13 · 7 months

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Alabaster: After much consideration, angst and unintentional date nights, I have decided to trust Percy on the fact that he was not the one who killed my lieutenant on Olympus that one time.

Percy: :D

Alabaster: Now that that's done *unsheaths his sword* CHASE YOU WILL PAY FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE

Percy: D:

#pjo #percy jackson #alabaster c torrington #alabaster torrington #ethan nakamura #annabeth chase #could Al get over his anger at Percy long enough to see the good in him?#Yes I believe so #could he accomplish enough critical thinking to assess his loyalty to Kronos #and see him as the tyrant using demigods for his own personal gain that he was?#No #your honour my client is an idiot #but we don't hold that against him #Q #percybaster

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vampyrsm · 1 year

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Dabi doesn’t like to announce when he’s coming over. He has no real reason, he just…doesn’t. You never seemed to care when you’d find him sprawled out on your couch or head first in one of your cupboards searching for food like a raccoon scrounging for food (you had called him such once and he did not take it lightly.)

But Dabi thinks he might start texting you if he’s coming over in the dead of the night now ..

To be fair, it wasn’t his fault. Just what were you doing awake at 3:21 am anyway? He was fully expecting you to be in your bed, all tucked up and waiting for him to slip in by you and warm you through the night. But of course that never happened, you were in fact awake and you were on your phone in the living room—tv was off, you must’ve been preparing yourself to go to bed.

And just as you looked up, you caught a shadowed figure loitering in the reflection of the tv screen. Now, dabi should’ve said something before your entire body went rigid and you screamed bloody murder. He also should’ve moved faster to avoid the empty mug you had launched at him in your fright. The impact is a direct hit on his right shoulder.

“What the—Touya!” Oh you were pissed if you used that name, but again Dabi—Touya—can’t be mad at you. “You fucking moron! Text me before you just turn up and stand in the corner of the room like some fucking mass murderer!”

“Well—…” You glare at him, okay he won’t mention that he is technically a mass murderer. “Fine. My bad.” He throws his hands up, taking slow deliberate steps as if he were approaching a lion. He thinks he might be with the way you’re still glowering; he wonders if you’ll bite him if he reaches out. To his surprise you don’t, you still frown but you don’t pull away when he strokes a warm hand across your cheek. “Forgive me?”

You pout, and it makes him want to grin at how childish you look. “Whatever,” you huff and he thinks he’s off the hook until—“You owe me a new mug, that was my favourite one.”

“Shouldn’t throw shit you like then.” Now Dabi is quick to avoid your swiping hand, claws bared and ready to tear his already fragile skin. Dabi thinks he might let you as his heart sings with genuine adoration for you when you spit your foul words at him, and he sees the hint of a smile on your face.

#— alex rambles #he’s an idiot your honour #but he’s OUR idiot #not proof read i’m going to bed now

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chapel-of-rizztual · 10 months

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Hc that the phantom has a scar on his cheek because when he was first summoned he ate shit and fell face first, hitting his face on a step. Poor thing didn’t even try and break his fall, just let himself fall face first.

#He’s an idiot your honour #the band ghost #phantom ghoul

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kelbzsstuff · 4 months

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Have another edit cause they a perfect pair and I can’t sleep . Also bonus points if you know what song this is .

#sabezra #ezrabine #star wars #sabinewren #sabine wren #starwarsrebels #ezrabridger #sabine x ezra #starwars #ashoka tano #they in love your honour #mutual pinning idiots in love #sabine doomed the galaxy for him #he did something too I know it #a pinch of emotional damage on the side #sabine and Ezra are just awww #they are my OTP and I am on this ship permanently #nothings confirmed yet #definitely not siblings

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flowercrowngods · 6 months

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…anyway *opens the bardknight document*

#steddie #i am IN THE MOOD people!!!#these pining elegant idiots have no one what’s coming for them #eddie musing in the face of steve’s dejection and obvious hurt that perhaps no man should have the power to twist reality so foolhardy #steve looking at eddie in slight wonderment and fondness because silly bard beautiful bard. your power brings light. life. mine only ends it #(they’re homosexuals your honour)#steve being a little bitch to anyone daring to look at eddie wrong. eddie being a flustered mess.#eddie getting it wrong and wrong and wrong until finally— finally he gets it right #bardknight #bard/knight

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adriengraye · 23 days

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Just finished this comic [Loki agent of asgard; I cannot tell a lie #11], so, obligatory post.

this issue DESTROYED me. I can’t believe I gotta wait till next payday to order the next one, I have an essay written about this Loki variant 💚💚 poor guy.

#not even Thor will love you now #your honour he’s just a little guy #she’s just a little guy #oh you poor idiot #loki laufeyson #genderfluid loki canon #loki odinson #Loki agent of Asgard #agent of Asgard #agent of Asgard I cannot tell a lie #ikol Loki

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