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I suddenly had a thought of GhostSoap being normal human beings and doing normal human being things and wanted to write some stuff for it.
1) Simon always forgets to replace the fuckin toilet paper and Johnny loses his mind over it every single time
2) Johnny has these quiet little snores that whistle out every time he breathes out and while it’s mildly annoying some nights Simon still finds it so endearing
3) Simon hogs the blankets, even in summer cause he’s just always cold, no matter what. Johnny tends to just snuggle in real close to Simon when he gets cold
4) Johnny is the cook of the house. He’s really good at it (his mother refused to let him leave home without knowing how to survive on his own) but he can’t bake. Simon’s the opposite where he can bake (his mum loved baking, taught him everything she knew) but can’t cook to save his life
5) Johnny’s always stealing Simon’s leftovers or hidden treats and Simon has threatened to stab him once or twice over it (it never stops Johnny from doing it again)
6) Simon totally found a stray cat and got the ‘you wanna keep him, you look after him’ talk and he has never been more devoted to looking after another living being after the whole thing with his family
7) Johnny’s got a million and one things in their bathroom all for the sake of looking after his hair and skin and what not and he definitely sits Simon down on the toilet seat every so often so he can do the same for him
8) Johnny seeks validation near constantly. Simon doesn’t know why but he always, always makes sure Johnny knows he’s appreciated and doing good and whatever else the man needs validation on
9) When Simon has night terrors the way to calm him down is to just let him cling to you. Don’t speak or anything just let him hold you and let him reassure himself that your alive and well. Sometimes he’ll be ready to talk about it in the morning, other times he’s content to let the memories go and just keep going
10) Johnny is the worst at taking out the trash. Since they live in a semi-old apartment complex they had to take their rubbish all the way downstairs when the bin in their place got full and Johnny fucking hates it
11) When one of them get put on leave and have to go back to the apartment by themselves they’ll play the other persons music and cook their favourite foods (or try at least) to try and fool themselves into thinking they’re not alone in their home
12) Simon totally has a stuffed toy that belonged to Joseph and while it sits on his shelf he was still terrified Johnny was going to say something bad about it or try and get rid of it (that’s happened once with an ex) but Johnny saw it, called it cute and then proceeded to look after it when Simon couldn’t
13) Johnny may not look it but he’s a bit of gardener. He’s got a windowsill full of herbs in the kitchen and their balcony has some random plants that he doesn’t actually know the name or origin of but he looks after them and has very specific instructions for Ghost to follow when he’s not around
14) Simon’s friends with the old guy that runs the convenience store down the street from their apartment and not because he tried to befriend the guy or anything, but because the guy thought Simon looked funny with his mask and decided he was going to favour him out of all of his customers
15) The neighbours tried hitting on Simon once and Johnny happened to open the door and heard them flirting with his boyfriend. He got so possessive that he made out with the bigger man against their door jamb for like 5 minutes until Simon pulled him inside. The news spread very quickly after that
16) The apartment complex have a betting pool going about what they do for a living because they hold such weird hours and will disappear for months at a time. None of them wanna ask the two though cause they’re all a little scared of the both of them
17) Simon’s a bookworm and if it weren’t for their tiny apartment he’d have his own, personal library filled to the brim with books
#fic prompt#ghost x soap#fuck off haters#i’m looking at you die hard cod players#johnny ‘soap’ mctavish#fic#prompt#call of duty#simon ‘ghost’ riley#ghost#ghostsoap#soapghost#soap x ghost#they’re in love your honour#the guys being normal human beings#multiple prompts#I think I wrote a couple of these out
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Sigyn haters : OMG Sigyn is so boring. She is such a doormat, Princess Classic, Mary Sue, self insert and she isn't worth our time and not a real goddess and.....
Sigyn fans : OMG Sigyn is so wonderful. We love her. She is the NORSE GODDESS OF FIDELITY AND VICTORY and she is a kickass valkyrie/warrior and sorceress, and she basically is a girly warrior and she kicks butt while wearing pink and braids. And she is the light and constancy in Loki's life. AND SHE STOOD BY LOKI IN RAGNAROK IN THE MYTHS WHEN NO ONE ELSE DID AND SHE HELD HER SHIELD AGAINST THE BIG SERPENT'S VENOM AND SHE WILLINGLY VOLUNTEERED TO DO SO ESPECIALLY AFTER HER 2 SONS DIED IN RAGNAROK IN NORSE MYTHS AND.....
#sigyn#fuck off haters#justice for sigyn#norse goddess of fidelity and victory#loki x sigyn#norse mythology
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✅The rat-eaters of Atletico Madrid eliminated, especially “Nice Guy, best son in law” Griezmann, the French press was hyping like crazy for months
✅Sancho going to semifinal while Bald Fraud and the other traitors are watching at home, after crashing out of the competition, last of the group (and I am at best indifferent towards Sancho)
✅Barcelona eliminated at home, screwed by the referees, the same way they won their titles and stole the PSG with a fake remontada all those years ago.
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Plancest
;; So some stuff has happened and I need to just say upfront.
I ship plantcest.
If that's a problem with you, please unfollow/block and get the heck outta here.
Don't be a dick to people who are just being a safe space.
And instead of jumping to conclusions, why don't we talk like adults? Oh, I forgot, this whole thing is like high school. Grow up kids :)
#ooc;; time for tea#psa;; thus it has been decreed#not tagging plantcest properly#cause this needs to be said#It's everywhere already#fuck off haters
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If you have fucking time to call chris a bad person, then you have time to get tf off your phones and go do something helpful! Attacking him will only hurt him more!
He sees those comments and No one likes hate comments so fuck off trolls!
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Hey, tag your Rings of Power negativity.
I don't give a solitary fuck about whiny opinions on hair or costumes from people who didn't watch the show because they're secretly mad at the existence of nonwhite characters in their cherished, Peter Jackson-curated Middle Earth.
Piss off.
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When a Jon stan comes into your comments to accuse you of making him a “spineless cuck.”
#i don’t think that word means what you think it means#come off anon and I’ll talk to you#making Dany ‘jealous’ to deserve Jon is childish and not romantic#fuck off haters
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Before I go into my actual post, let it be fucking known to the hate anons, that this is my blog. I can and will post what I want and when I want. Good day.
On to what I actually wanted to say. It's a vent thingy btw
So I had already been somewhat spiraling for currently unknown reasons. I got up and doodle journaled for a bit and felt a lil better. So I go back to bed and see a friend responded to my inquiry about lunch tomorrow/today. At the end of their message, they not only mentioned a friend who I thought didn't talk to me or this other friend anymore, but I find out, they have a fucking discord! I think I had been a part of it before but left because I'm that kind of person who leaves servers because I'm depressed, but anyway, point is, this "friend" the other "friend" mentioned has every capability to talk to me. Everyone I used to consider a friend does! BUT GUESS WHAT! NO ONE FUCKING TALKS TO ME STILL. I'm including the friend I first mentioned too. No one talks to me. Ever. For seemingly no fucking reason. And that makes me really fucking sad.
(Tumblr why the hell did you skip this many lines when I pressed enter once?🤨)
To make things worse, the first friend asked is they should invite the second friend to lunch tomorrow. LIKE WHAT THE HELL?! Do you have no consideration for how much mwbtal preparation I need for that? Let alone the fact that I have gifts for the first friend and their twin (who will now be friend three) that I plan on giving them at lunch, but I have no time to prepare something for the second friend!
(again, why the extra lines Tumblr)
When I read the text message that started this, I had the thought to just be like "sorry I can't actually hangout anymore) and tear up the fucking heartfelt cards I had prepared for friend one and three. I even fucking tore out two pages from my sticker collecting journal so I could give them each some stickers. Tearing out those pages hurt to do, because I was already low on space in the book, and it was expensive. And now I can't fucking do anything about it!
(Tumblr fucking stop with the extra lines bullshit, I'm already pissed off)
Do I feign friendship? Do I be brutally honest? Do I ghost? Do I flake?
Honestly, why is being a human so stupidly difficult and why do I have to endure it.
I guess that's all I had to say for now, laters
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this is like my favorite pic from ATSV
LOOK AT HOBIES STUPID BUG EYES (affectionate) 😭 THEYRE SO BIG AND DUMB AND HE LOOKS SO SHOCKED THEY TAKE UP HIS WHOLE FACE THERES NO MASK LEFT
LOOK AT HOW MILES IS STANDING HE STANDS SO AWKWARD MY LITTLE AUTISTIC BABY BOY WITH ONE EYE BIGGER THAN THE OTHER HES SO ADORABLE
LOOK AT GWEN SHE LOOKS SO HAPPY TO SEE TWO PEOPLE SHE LOVES GETTING ALONG SHES SO SWEET HOW COULD ANYONE HATE HER 😭 😭
#Gwen haters can fuck off#She’s such a girl failure#I love her#She’s so adorable#i want her to be my best friend#atsv#across the spiderverse#hobie brown#miles morales#gwen stacy#spider gwen#spider punk#spiderman#across the spider verse#spiderman atsv
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thinking about how Humans Are Space Orcs stories always talk about how indestructible humans are, our endurance, our ability to withstand common poisons, etc. and thats all well and good, its really fun to read, but it gets repetitive after a while because we aren't all like that.
And that got me thinking about why this trope is so common in the first place, and the conclusion I came to is actually kind of obvious if you think about it. Not everyone is allowed to go into space. This is true now, with the number of physical restrictions placed on astronauts (including height limits), but I imagine it's just as strict in some imaginary future where humans are first coming into contact with alien species. Because in that case there will definitely be military personnel alongside any possible diplomatic parties.
And I imagine that all interactions aliens have ever had up until this point have been with trained personnel. Even basic military troops conform to this standard, to some degree. So aliens meet us and they're shocked and horrified to discover that we have no obvious weaknesses, we're all either crazy smart or crazy strong (still always a little crazy, academia and war will do that to you), and not only that but we like, literally all the same height so there's no way to tell any of us apart.
And Humans Are Death Worlders stories spread throughout the galaxy. Years or decades or centuries of interspecies suspicion and hostilities preventing any alien from setting foot/claw/limb/appendage/etc. on Earth until slowly more beings are allowed to come through. And not just diplomats who keep to government buildings, but tourists. Exchange students. Temporary visitors granted permission to go wherever they please, so they go out in search of 'real terran culture' and what do they find?
Humans with innate heart defects that prevent them from drinking caffeine. Humans with chronic pain and chronic fatigue who lack the boundless endurance humans are supposedly famous for. Humans too tall or too short or too fat to be allowed into space. Humans who are so scared of the world they need to take pills just to function. Humans with IBS who can't stand spicy foods, capsaicin really is poison to them. Lactose intolerance and celiac disease, my god all the autoimmune disorders out there, humans who struggle to function because their own bodies fight them. Humans who bruise easily and take too long to heal. Humans who sustained one too many concussions and now struggle to talk and read and write. Humans who've had strokes. Humans who were born unable to talk or hear or speak, and humans who through some accident lost that ability later.
Aliens visit Earth, and do you know what they find? Humanity, in all its wholeness.
#humans are space orcs#humans in space#earth is a deathworld#earth is space australia#tagging this so that ppl can find it even though the space shit i write about always feels like its in direct opposition to all the pop tag#also my biggest pet peeve in all of writing - all writing. everywhere. not just in fanfic but books and tv and movies too - is when people#write off an injury by saying something like 'oh nothing bad just a couple of scratches some bruising and a minor concussion' like girl WHA#MiNOr ConCuSSioN is such an oxymoron and I hate it so fucking much. like i dont care how minor it was thats still brain damage.#especially when the same character does this more than once. like im sorry ms. but uh. you can no longer read. or talk eloquently. sorry#evidence: my brother has had two 'minor' concussions and now cannot read write or speak without tremendous effort. And like its totally#ruined my ability to watch action shows/movies because now i just sit there and count how many concussions there characters are getting#after a certain point it becomes totally impossible to believe that these guys are able to function. (still fun to watch tho im not a hater
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Guys I had a thought and it’s equally hilarious and adorable so here.
But GhostSoap falling asleep on a couch that’s just a touch too small to fit them both so they’re snuggled right up against one another, cuddling and so entangled with one another they don’t know where on begins and another ends.
Soap wakes first and takes a moment to relish in the peace and safety, smiling at a still sleeping Simon (cause the man doesn’t have his mask on for once and he’s not Ghost unless he has the mask) before he decides to get up.
What he doesn’t realise though, is just how entangled the two of them are. So when he goes to get up he ends up just tripping, falling over the side and pulling Ghost with him cause they’re legs are still tangled together.
Ghost wakes and manages to catch himself before he fully crushes the Scot but something has definitely been strained and his knees are definitely bruised as all fuck now.
Soap groans underneath him, rubbing at his elbows and head. A moment of quiet goes by before Ghost huffs a laugh and that just triggers Soap to start laughing his ass off cause he’s positive that they probably looked so stupid just then.
Johnny doesn’t mind too much tho, forgets the pain of the bruises quick when he looks up to find a smiling Simon looking down on him. The man’s expression fond but exasperated, and it’s the softest Johnny’s ever seen him.
#fic prompt#ghost x soap#fuck off haters#i’m looking at you die hard cod players#johnny ‘soap’ mctavish#fic#prompt#call of duty#simon ‘ghost’ riley#ghost#soapghost#ghostsoap#soap x ghost#soft boys#they’re in love your honour#they sleep on a couch that’s too small for them#clumsy boys#they’re idiots in love#soft#so soft#fluff
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brienne is actually kind of insane for calling jaime kingslayer right at his face. just imagining this 19yo calling a 34yo man cunt trash worthless piece of shit waste of space waste of air shithead get fucked idiot unprovoked AND anytime he opened his mouth it's actually so funny to think about
#and then jaime is like omg.. no one calls me that in front of my face 😠(😳)...#we have to talk abt how brienne was shitting on him any chance she gets in early asos#i feel like bc we're in jaime pov it's kind of overlooked but if u just focus on her shes such a little hater IT'S SO FUNNY#jaime tries to be cordial and call her my lady but she's like fuck off kys and he's like wow ok then wench
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Oliver’s psa on his IG, 4.6.24 💜
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Bill Skarsgård as Eric Draven IIThe Crow (2024)
#bill skarsgard#the crow#my gifs#i love bskars but i think this is honestly his first role where i need his character 🥴#i always have 1 lame set and one thats banging && this one is banging#haters shut the fuck up i dont want to see your shit in the tags💕#enjoy or fuck off
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1 day to go! Day 5 - Worst Enemies
dirk poked the bear and all he had to say for himself was 'yikes' dsjkfhfkh
@413countdown
#i still think its funny how dirk thought it was a good idea to piss off kanaya#i think its even funnier that he acknowledges that this is scary by saying oh fk shes pissed u couldnt pay me to be near her rn#i love all and any art depicting kanaya being a dirk hater its just so fucking funny to me idk why#like even in a modern au imagine rose leaving dirk and kanaya in a room together or something im crying#homestuck#413countdown#ult!dirk#dirk strider#rose lalonde#rosebot#kanaya maryam#rosemary#jade harley#hsfanart#my art#hs2
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you guys know the 1920s and 30s existed before v*vziepop right
#what if i kill you right now#vivz get your FILTHy fucking mits off my decades#not art#anyway james would kill that overpowered annoying deer twink in like three seconds#james is literally older than the pilot get off my dick#im being a little hater lately but also just like the minecraft boy fans you guys are annoying sorry not sorry#hiding the name for their dignity still but oh my god fuck around find out. not everything is about your show#a lot of people have historical ocs bECAUSE THE EARLY 20TH CENTURY IS COOL ON ITS OWN GOD DAMN IT#GO WATCH A FRED ASTAIRE FILM AND EDUCATE YOURSELF#anyway tldr dont assume peoples ocs are fan characters unless they're tagged that way. and i sure as shit didnt tag him with any fandoms
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