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melchron · 2 years

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Nightmare Time 2 Episode 3 Thoughts

I didn't get a chance to do this last time so I'm doing it now because I really do love these episodes

MIAH?!?!?!?

Can we talk about how good Jaime is at making music videos? This and Where I Wanna Be are amazing

Ok but where did Jaime get those Care Bear plushies? They look like they're from the iteration I grew up with and I want them

Jeff sounds SO good

If I remember correctly, Jaime said that Andrew noticed her nips in the bathtub scene and she had to edit them out. Thank god he caught that omg. And great editing on Jaime's part.

I love how passionate Frank is about Toyzone. He truly cares for this place.

OOOOUuUuUTT!!!

Death to Bezos

This is so TRAGIC!!!! Not Buddy please no!

I wish Miss Retro's was real so bad it feels like the most vibey place ever. This is the type of place teens in 80s movies hang out. Mutuals I want to be teens in 80s movies with.

STAAHP I'M SAAD

Jaime is so good as Sherman

Sugar Gliders seems like something I would have LOVED when I was little. Honestly I'd probably still enjoy it now.

Frank that is weird to say that right in front of Sherman

SHERMAN DON'T SAY THAT

I want his dino bowtie so much

Don't shame me!

Oh hello Lurch Marco

Ok but can we talk about how next episode we see how quickly the CaliforMIA trio had to grow up because of their financial circumstance. Like Sherman isn't wrong in his statement but his thinking behind it is

Call him out Holloway

Frank I love you but that was a douche move. She has mouths to feed at home!

"I'm not going anywhere." Can anyone tell me what foreshadowing is?

Oh uh uh I do not like this. Bad vibes. Bad vibes! Shelia stop that right now. Please don't treat Frank like your servant. Not the black man, you rich white woman.

Oh hi Becky :D

SheLIA WHAT THE HECK HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING

PLEASE HE'S SUFFERED ENOUGH

Why do I want all of Sherman's stuff? Gimme the dino jammies!

YES TELL HER OFF FRANK

WAIT STOP SHERMAN DID NOTHING WRONG! DON'T TAKE HIS STUFF!!

Do you think Sheila's ever gone "Pull the lever, Marco. WRONG LEVER!" Because I do

It's a nightmare TIME. Get it right Frank

BARRY SWIFT!?!?! This name works on multiple levels and I love it. It works as a pun and a Flash reference.

Stop I'm sad again

Two weeks and your done grieving?

I wish rich people would do more cool stuff with their money! They're so boring and stupid. Give me your money if you're not going to use it properly

Oh hello Feast Or Famine

#Barlen #Helry #OTPIAH

The acting skills Frank

This episode is making me miss Toys R Us. Or when I went on my monthly trips to Claire's for Shopkins

I do kinda feel bad for Sherman in all of this. It's not his fault he was raised to believe he deserved his privilege simply because he was born with it. Frank really could've made him better if Shelia allowed him to

Shelia is brutal. She really didn't need to kill Ted

Frank is so good. He meant it when he told Barry that they were both making it out. He really wanted to and tried his best. And him saying sorry to Lex-

M-Make?!

So is Shelia part of the cult herself or does she just have access to it through Sherman's father

"I did." SHE THOUGHT! GET HER!

Frank: 👁👄👁

So like. does he have to get re-enrolled into school or?

Sherman. Babe. I know you're experience with being parented isn't the best but they don't usually do whatever you want them to

Yall Corey killed it. Never did I think I'd care about Frank this much

I LOVE NEEDY BEAST SO MUCH!

THRASH IS SO FUNNY! THIS FIGHT IS SO FUNNY! LITERALLY NO ONE IS DOING ANYTHING

Wait I just remembered the end! Kale's introduction is tragic actually. He just wants to die

Hey! Dennys is for the theater kids! Not the punk rockers!

This flirting is so awkward. They both think they're so edgy. Calm down sweeties

Not the "Hiya, Duke. Thanks for coming." Dblwjhslfnjd so he's that type of dad

I love Duke. He's trying not to overwhelm Rose and trying to make her feel comfortable with him. He's showing he has similar interests and trying to make her laugh and showing her that he'll listen. He's good at his job!

Rose looks like she's trying so hard to hide her fear. She looks so uncomfortable but she has to keep up the punk front. Guys she doesn't care at all trust her

What's wrong with Barbie, Rosarie?

Yo Holloway kinda scary ngl

She read you like a book and ripped you to shreds dang

Rose is adorable

God I forgot how demonic the killer track actually sounded. OOUOUUWAAHAHAHAH Jeff understood the assignment jeez

Shh bby don't think. Eat your pie. Everything's ok

The mess up in blowing out the candle

Duke. My guy. We all have the same knowledge you do.

DUKE! MY GUY! LISTEN TO HER!

Why doesn't he just like. move?

This must've been the craziest night for Rose. She met a witch and is now (in her eyes) responsible for her death

KITTY! So much pet lore this season

What??

Duke: :0

CAME TO HATCHETFIELD FROM WHERE?!?!???

Aww she keeps telling him even though she knows he'll never remember :(

Dude that's so much smoke!

HAILEY-

Wait why does she have honey for that?

Ted let me see you be kinder to your brother first and then we'll see about your own kids

POTSEED!!

THRASH IS SO FUNNY! I LOVE HIM AND COURTNEY! I LOVE THEIR VOICES!

Kale kinda cute ngl

Yes 👏👏 the character arc we needed. They're done being try-hard edgelords

Kale does not seem like he's strong enough to punch her that hard. Did the killer track give you super strength? I'm guessing since he also knocked out the audio guy

Skud looks like he has no idea what's going on (and tbf no one does). Thrash is stressed out of his mind. Needy Beast is funny

This music video is so great!!!!!

Noooo I don't want Kale to die :( I wanted him to get help!!

Rose: 👁👄👁

Holloway!!! Letting him have his moment of glory

This is SO. TRAGIC. Holloduke is tragic guys

Soooo what kind of potential do we have with Holloway Holiday working at Hannah's school?

I LOVE THIS VERSION OF THE THEME SO MUCH! I recorded the end of it back in November and I love listening to it every once in a while. The. Vibes. Also Irish Becky is back!

#starkid #hatchetfield #nightmare time #nmt2 daddy #killer track #nightmare time 2 #nightmare time spoilers #nightmare time 2 spoilers #mel thinks thoughts #long post #melchron the good book

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wolfsneedles · 3 years

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perhaps a small meta like thing i wanted to write and share on robb. I was thinking about that very haunting and pivotal moment in ASOS, when rickard karstark a loyal man of robb and starks killed the two prisoner/wards kids from lannister family when he realised catelyn released jaime. Catelyn releasing him is different and a very realistically emotional thing but robb acting and defending his mother when rickard says It was Lady Catelyn who was responsible for murder of the two kids....he just slaughtered in sleep and dark of their cells (reeks of bit sexism and misogyny tbh). Not realising however that jaime wasn't gonna get killed anyways that to by rickard or Robb was never gonna let them hurt him. basically so if karstark was avenging his sons...who died in battle with Robb, it is understandable but this was rickard's individualistic revenge - he was fighting for robb too. For North and for Starks and for his KING. i never understood how he killed two children but thats not the concern really. It is how robb reacts to murder of two children by karstark which is so foolish and stupid and honestly cruel considering his revenge was not gonna succeed anyways when jaime had...already escaped (and no omg cat wasn't responsible for karstark betrayal). And then Robb says, "

"I owe their fathers truth," said Robb. "And justice. I owe them that as well." He gazed at his crown, the dark gleam of bronze, the circle of iron swords. "Lord Rickard defied me. Betrayed me. I have no choice but to condemn him.

He made up his mind anyways to execute karstark not for betrayal but also for justice. Poetic Justice maybe...but the entire scene of rickard karstarks execution is very hauntingly beautiful however uneasy and eerie, and you see robb from Cats POV doing something from his own hands himself. The imagery and environmental gloom is perfect. Even weather grrm wrote like, was hauntingly unsettling.

Lord Rickard's fought at my side in half a dozen battles. His sons died for me in the Whispering Wood. Tion Frey and Willem Lannister were my enemies. Yet now I have to kill my dead friends' father for their sakes." He looked at them all. "Will the Lannisters thank me for Lord Rickard's head? Will the Freys?"

He obviously knew, the death of karstark's liege lord will earn him worse betrayals and series of more unfortunate events,, yet he still in despair asks brynden and others, that freys and lannisters will obviously not thank him for this. Infact they repaid him worse.

How then can you call this vengeance? This was folly, and bloody murder. Your sons died honorably on a battlefield, with swords in their hands.”

I wanted to describe the scene which is so poetic. But the fact that there is constant thunder and rain can highlight the fact that it was or can be synonymous to misery and death and...robbs ultimate betrayal when karstarks leave in the night same day. Catelyn described the weather outside as,

"Outside the thunder crashed and boomed, so loud it sounded as if the castle were coming down about their ears. Is this the sound of a kingdom falling? Catelyn wondered"

In the next sentence u see, robb more mature and dauntless when he decides he will execute rickard, "Robb reached down with both hands, lifted the heavy bronze-and-iron crown, and set it back atop his head, and suddenly he was a king again. “Lord Rickard dies.”

(also makes me mention how ppl criticise dany too mostly from the got show, but in books why she kills people, i think....if u put yourself in those historical framework and mentality of medieval society with loyalties and devotion tied to each other whether based on federalism or personal love, betrayal and treachery or going behind a king or queens back doesn't...go unpunished. Treason never goes unpunished when we also think of jon snow executing janos and robb with karstark. You have to realise emotions of both people. the one who carries sentence and one who dies.)

Back to the scenic description i found in this chapter. Catelyn again talks about weather and i absolutely loved contrast bw the weather and grimness of it and an execution soon to be carried in godswood,

"When day broke, grey and chilly, the storm had diminished to a steady, soaking rain, yet even so the godswood was crowded. River lords and northmen, highborn and low, knights and sellswords and stableboys, they stood amongst the trees to see the end of the night’s dark dance."

"Robb flung the poleaxe down in disgust, and turned wordless to the heart tree. He stood shaking with his hands half-clenched and the rain running down his cheeks. Gods forgive him, Catelyn prayed in silence. He is only a boy, and he had no other choice"

I think the rain is perfect thing. the way it is pouring down and then previously it was mentioned how remaining men who took part in killing young boys of lannisters with karstark were hung from trees ...but their faces were darkened and washed and grrm mentions this a lot everytime he mentions a depressing scene with death and ppl hanging from trees esp when lady stoneheart or brothers without banners or brienne and pod encounter people hanged. Its also sooo haunting how karstark was executed in front of heart tree and godswood...by hands of Robb as well (similar to what ned said that man who passes sentence will swing the sword so he knows what he feels too and robb did it last moment too)

" That was the last she saw of her son that day "

This line by catelyn also describes horror of war and how young people like robb in this case are dragged into the lords game of thrones, sometimes half-heartedly sometimes intentionally she describes how war is affecting her son who is after all a boy.

".....rain continued all through the morning, lashing the surface of the rivers and turning the godswood grass into mud and puddles"

This weather is same as it was described and was on the day or eve of when Catelyn and robb along with edmure were making for the Twins and and something more horrific which was about to unfold there as well ( red wedding ) and on their way to twins the rain is mercilessly beating and falling too.

Last i wanna mention is day when robb and his men with Catelyn made for the Twins for wedding and weather was same miserable since last time it was when karstark was executed...which I was thinking DOES point to robbs failure and demise in the end as weather has a lot of impact on story and so does the ice and fire contrast that has always been made where winters and cold winds welcome the coming of darkness and enemy force in this case the Others, and fire reflects passion, warmth and hope for me in passages. prob why i love mention of dany and her dragons because they do represent an entirely different aura and hope against the dread that is building on the Wall and beyond it for coming of the actual-evil-forces the Others.

This is how perfectly the differences bw robbs victory in Whispering wood taken as sign of pride and hope is mentioned with --> emphasis on how warm the weather was, and now their travel to the Twins for red wedding as --> rain, mud, puddle, banks overflowing, their stark banners flooded and hanging down (another excellent indication for how house stark did have their back and strength broken after the wedding hence banner hanging low, or when arya later travels to twins and sees the banners on fire due to the massacre taking place...)

"..As the gods would have it, their route took them through the Whispering Wood where Robb had won his first great victory. They followed the course of the twisting stream on the floor of that pinched narrow valley, much as Jaime Lannister’s men had done that fateful night. It was warmer then, Catelyn remembered, the trees were still green, and the stream did not overflow its banks. Fallen leaves choked the flow now and lay in sodden snarls among the rocks and roots, and the trees that had once hidden Robb’s army had exchanged their green raiment for leaves of dull gold spotted with brown, and a red that reminded her of rust and dry blood"

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whole-lotta-hoes · 3 years

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Whole Lotta Hoes| Crack Fanfic Mini Series

Episode One: Zeppelin Is No More

Episode Two: Looking For A Job

Episode Three: Gettin The Cash

Episode Four:

Episode Five:

Warning:

This will cause you to lose a couple of brain cells and fall into a long state of confusion for a very long time. It'll also include weird shit and things that don't make sense at all. Read at your own risk.

Cast:

john paul jones (main character)

jimmy page

john bonham

robert plant

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It was a dark rainy night. The pub was filling up with a bunch of horny mother fuckers. jonesy and the dumbass robert stood behind the curtains waiting to be called in to perform.

"ah man! this is going to be splendid!" robert said as he jumped in excitement. jonesy pushed him and he died. he fixed his high heels to make sure he doesn't break his ankles this time haha. mf jonesy made his way to the pole and placed a hand on it.

"WAIT-" robert yelled as he ran to him. he didn't see where he was going so he bumped into jonesy and made him fall into the crowd.

"I am the one and only, robert plant. I AM THE BITCH-" he shouted as he began to spin on the pole. jonesy could not believe his eyes. that mf plant took the spotlight from him. everyone started cheering for him and throwing him dollar bills.

"YOU BLOODY WANKER!!" jonesy yelled only to get drowned by the crowd. robert then climbed on the pole and began to do some sexy and hot moves against the pole. Heck he even licked it.

"TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF!!" someone yelled as they threw cash at robert. robert looked at the person and stopped dancing.

"what the fuck? i didn't come here to strip you whore!" he kicked the person with his heel and stormed off. jonesy pushed threw the crowd and managed to get to the front.

"jesus christ percy!! get your asshole back here!" he yelled. john climbed onto the stage and sprinted to the back. once he was back there, he spotted robert crying in front of some vanity. jonesy stood behind him and placed a hand on his shoulder.

"oh jonesy!" robert cried. "i can't do this! i don't want to strip for hungry motherfuckers! its so nasty! i rather strip for my precious jim jam!" he added as he wiped his tears with a tissue. jonesy rubbed his back to comfort him. he truly felt awful about it. how are they going to get the cash now if robert anthony plant doesn't want to do his job right. also since led zeppelin is dead once and for all. jonesy got an idea.

"hey! i know what you can do!" he said in excitement. robert looked at him and OMG JONESY YOU CUTE MF AWWW! "you can be a hooker!" he suggested. robert turned away from jonesy and looked at himself in the mirror. he totally could. hes hot and charming in some way. anyone would want to get a piece of that. robert stood from his seat and AHHHH BIG HOE. he looked at jonesy and gave him a big ol hug.

"JONESY! YOU ARE A GENIUS!!" he shouted. jonesy lost the ability to breathe so he died. robert dropped him and said his farewells.

"well jonesy, it was nice working with ya, glad jaime brought you in," he said as he sat john on a chair.

"wait where in bloody hell are you going?" he asked. robert looked at him confused.

"bitch, me and pagey are going to start a new group called page plant penis," he responded. of course. of course they would. these mfs are too invested in themselves that they would overthrow john paul jones in the bathroom of wendys. that infuriated him. he reached into his trousers and took out his laser penis.

"woah hey! im not trying to get laid by a-"

PEW PEW PEW PEW

robert stood there in complete shock.

"did you- did you just attempt to murder my sexy ass!?" he yelled in anger. jonesy began to regret even doing that. a bright light was building up from robert that almost blinded john. robert is indeed a golden god. he floated off of the ground and gained powers to end jonesy once and for all. john had to act fast. he can't die like this. it would be such an embarrassing thing to end up in the media.

"HOLD IT!" jonesy yelled. robert placed his attention to him and waited for jonesy to speak.

"is this how we are going to end it? is this what we really want?" he said softly. robert's angry expression grew softer. was he really going to kill his bandmate? his best friend? he slowly got to the ground and stood in front of john.

"my god jonesy...." he began, "you're right... what am i doing? im such a monster," he added as tears ran down his face. jonesy slowly walked up to him and stuck his hand out with a smile on his face.

"c'mon buddy, let's go back to what we were doing," he added. robert looked at johns hand with a skeptical look.

"nah bitch! me, jimby and bonzo are going to do a led zeppelin reunion!" robert explained.

"a wha-"

"yeah! a motherfucking led zeppelin reunion!! can you believe it jonesy!? led zeppelin has become even bigger than we thought! bigger than those bloody rolling stones and ziggy stardust spider fuckers!" he rambled.

at that very moment, john paul jones knew he has been betrayed by his own band. he felt like destroying everything that came in front of him. percy for example is in front of him. anger and rage built up in his system. he could not believe that his own band would turn against him. who tf did they think they were? without any hesitation, john gripped onto roberts neck, silently choking him and ending robert plant for realzies this time. he went unconscious and dropped to the floor. jonesy placed a tarp to cover roberts body and headed through the exit. he was going to find james patrick page and john henry bonham to end it once and for all.

or will he?

#led zeppelin #robert plant #jimmy page #john paul jones #john bonham #led zeppelin fanfic #fanfic #crack fanfic #fanfiction #cursed post #cursed content

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roninhunt0987 · 3 years

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Sushi Time Night

By: Roninhunt0987

X3 an idea Nekorockstarninja told me on,.. X3 the premise is that Suzuki takes everyone out to a sushi place that she knows of with a small prize contest if ya eat 5 plates of sushi ya get a small prize... Suzuki once attempted to do it on her but couldn't it but this time she brought back up which happens to be the ragtag Cast members of mine that will be aiding Suzuki to get what she needs... XD hilarity will ensue

Characters(C)belongs to their rightful owners

-that night in town-

Suzuki: -opens the doors to the Sushi place as she heads inside with the others- ^^ this is the Sushi place I spoke of... ^^; where I ate like 40 plates of Sushi and got some small prizes out of it... I tried to do it alone but couldn't do it... ^^ so yea Merrick: hehe -sniffs the air of the place- ^^ heh reminds me the time when I was a lil kid Espio's uncle Seraph brought my siblings and I with Espio to a Sushi place similar to this one

Espio: heh... brings back memories doesn't it?? Merrick: it really does

Espio: to this very day I still miss my uncle but he did raise ya well

Suzuki: wait wha

Jared: when Merrick's village got attacked Uncle Yamato told them to find a person named Seraph who happens to be Espio's uncle... Both Merrick and Espio grew up as kids so they're pretty close

Suzuki: oh wow I had no idea

Espio: now ya know Suzuki

Merrick: soon after Espio's uncle passed we split ways on our own.. we didn't get back together until the meterex war happened and worked together with tails and the others on the war effort I was just glad to See Espio again but hanging with Vector and Charmy,, ^^; dunno how he ended up with them but they're an okay sort when I met them I was quite unsure at the time but sometime after the war I accepted them as friends... any friend of Espio is my friend those were my words when I accepted them... ^^; well as for Espio paying rent I usually see him at the door delivering pizza...

Espio: uhm.... ya back when... uhhh Tails broke his arm and leg at the time when Miss Marine was around at the time... I wonder whatever happened to that girl?? Shadow: heh... who knows Marine The Raccoon: O.o there was a girl after my name

Tails: mmhmm when I had that extreme gear mishap I got badly injured both of em got me home and had me patched up

Espio: she was the one who greeted me at the door at the time when I delivered the pizza... told her why that I had to pay rent because Vector kept going broke

Merrick: this was way before I got my cybernetic enhancements at the time btw

Waitress: -sees Suzuki is here again and sees the big crowd thats with her- O.o oh wow I never knew I am seeing this the ragtag band of the Katos and Prowers and also others also... uhh follow me to the big room for a huge crowd and we'll be with ya shortly

Suzuki: alrighty

Roberto: -walks on over as he also owns this sushi place also- ahhh.. Merrick good to see you again -insert borderlands 3 character introduction of his full name which is Roberto Jaime Scott: Martial Artist, Bodyguard of Yuri Niko and Japanese Restaurant related business man-

Merrick: ahh Roberto didn't know ya own this sushi place also besides the main ones

Roberto: mmhmm I might say Suzuki really loves this place specially the idea that every 5 plates of sushi ya get a small prize and seems like she wants to get more prizes and for y'all to have a chance also Jared: thats why were here Roberto

Connor The Wolf: -walks on in- Oh hey Dad -insert borderlands 3 character introduction of his name Connor the Wolf: adopted son of merrick and Kimiko, Bodyguard of Yuri Niko, Warrior, Marksman, Mage and with a heart of gold- What ya guys doing here??

Merrick: wondering the same thing kiddo

Shiro The Floofyshark: I can answer that -insert borderlands 3 introduction of his name Shiro The Floofyshark: main bodyguard of Yuri Niko, second husband of Yuri Niko and boss of Roberto and Connor- remember that chat I had with ya sir?? if ya remember ya Son and his friend Roberto have now officially been sworn in as Yuri Niko's bodyguards

Misha: wait.. if ya here... ^^ that also means Yuri and Her family is here

Shiro The Floofyshark: ^^ correct Misha she is in the same room that ya guys are heading into

Misha: X3 awesome

Suzuki: wait hold up whos Yuri Niko Misha: X3 one of my best friends and also neighborhood hehe Claretta will be glad to see me too

Suzuki: wait oh so thats who it was thats outside a lot with a cute unique colored Eevee and another floofyshark enjoying the summer weather each time I come by to visit

Misha: ^^ get this Yuri is a J-pop singer and I know how ya love J-pop Suzuki

Suzuki: ^^ awesome can't wait to meet her

-in the big room- Claretta Niko: -at the table and ears perks up as she is wearing her eevee hoodie and sees Misha- OwO

Yuri Niko: hu?? ^^ Misha whatcha doin here??? Misha: ^^ got invited by my friend suzuki

Claretta Niko: -runs to misha and hugs her and sees Suzuki and gets shy as she gets behind Misha-

Suzuki: ^^ hey its alright I don't bite

Misha: -does sign language with her to let her know Suzuki is a friend of hers-

Claretta Niko: -nods yes and does sign language of saying okay-

Suzuki: -watches carefully-

Mikey: .w. uhhh whats she doing

Raph: sigh... its called Sign language ya idiot

Suzuki: ohhh... Born deaf or born mute??

Misha: ^^ born mute... O.o she also has Autism/ADD and has panic attacks hence she has her eevee a lot... her Eevee is her service pokemon... ^^ its a special program for the disabled to have pokemon with them as their service pet... kinda like the service animals ya see around new york so yea

Suzuki: wow -smiles cutely and giggles- ^^ love ya eevee hoodie

Claretta Niko: -does sign language of saying thank you- ^^

Misha: ^^ she says thank you

Suzuki: ^^ your welcome

Yuri Niko: -walks on over- ^^ so ya must be Suzuki Misha told me a lot about ya and also into J-pop

Suzuki: ^^ hehe guilty as charged nice to meet ya

Yuri Niko: ^^ likewise

-as they got to the table-

Jessica Niko: ^^ so ya must be Suzuki I heard so much about.. ^^ my names Jessica Niko and this is my husband Raymond Niko.. Ray for short... ^^ we own a coffee shop in town... Misha is one of locals that comes by same goes with Misha The Coyote

Raymond Niko: ^^ well met

Jessica Niko: ^^ I see ya met Claretta already... over there is my son Harvey -mumbles to Suzuki so that Harvey won't hear- just be careful around him he has a bad habit of raiding girls undergarments and such don't worry his siblings always get to him on that

Suzuki: oof noted but don't worry my brothers will help

Yuri Niko: brothers???

Mikey: ^^ sup

Yuri Niko: O.o oh wow is that-

Misha: ^^ yup Suzuki's brothers is the TMNT... Janic was the first to meet them and we later on met them... ^^ the orange mask there is Mikey, the red mask is Raph

Yuri Niko: XD the hothead of the bunch

Raph: .w. ya she ain't kidding on that one

Yuri Niko: and the blue mask there is Leo which is the leader and the one in purple is the brainaic of the bunch Donnie

Leo: heh good guess

Donnie: ^^ yup brains of the bunch

Gen'ichi: names Gen'ichi, this is my wife Ninjara

Ninjara: -bows- hello

Yuri Niko: ohh the one Raph used to hang with

Raph: -blushes- uhhh ya

Ninjara: ^^ ya correct on that one

Gen'ichi: kids front in center

Ran, Rei, Reiko, Rika, Miwa, Nori, Gen'ichi Jr and Lil Geni: -lines up sideways-

Ninjara: ^^ thats Ran, Rei, Reiko, Rika, Miwa, Nori, Gen'ichi jr and Lil Geni

Ran: ^^ Hoi

Rei: X3 heya

Reiko: ^^ hi

Rika: X3 heya

Miwa: ^^ hoi

Nori: ^^ heya

Gen'ichi Jr: ^^ hi hi

Lil Geni: ^^ hoi -sticks out her tongue cutely like a small blep while she is holding Suzuki's old plush-

Yuri Niko: ^^ so cute

Harvey Niko: ^^ hi my names Harvey Niko and-

Yuri Niko: .w. don't even try to ask her about that knucklehead ya know we get on ya behind on that right?? Harvey Niko: .w. darn it

Keira Niko: -rolls eyes- oi... ^^ hi my names Keira good to meet ya

Hayato Niko: my names Hayato well met

Ryu Niko: my name is Ryu Niko I'm Jessica's older brother heh and also Yuri and her siblings uncle ya probably can tell we have a japanese background

Suzuki: ^^ I can tell hehe

Yuri Niko: ^^ I see ya already met Shiro, Connor and Roberto who are my bodyguards when I go on tour for my J-pop... ^^ also for a fact Connor and Roberto recently got sworn in as bodyguards to help Shiro out

Laurence: ^^ my names Laurence i'm Yuri's husband and this kiddo of mine is Zoey

Zoey Niko: hi

Suzuki: ^^ so cute

Waitresses: -gets green tea for everyone and such-

Waiters: -got everyones sushi plates for everyone to choose from-

Roberto: ^^ hehe the key of this if ya finish 5 plates of sushi ya get a small prize so enjoy

Honey The Rat/Zebra: hehe awesome -proceeds to use her chopsticks and such as she uses the Wasabi on her sushi and eats it and etc as she has extreme high tolerence from eating anything spice as she is immune to any spicy kick-

Mikey: O_O wha how... Wasabi supposed to light ya mouth on fire its called spicy mustard for a reason

Shadow: .w. mikey.... that because she has a unique extreme high tolerance to anything spice

Mikey: No way

Amber: ^^ way hehe

Mikey: .w.;;;; -thinking of a crazy idea-

Raph: .w. Mikey what are ya planning

Mikey: oh nothing just want to attempt something

Raph: .w. ya know any idea ya think of doing usually backfires in some bad way ya know that

Suzuki: .w. Raph whats mikey planning

Raph: .w. who knows... he's probably gonna attempt to eat a whole mouthful of wasabi

Mikey: :3

Raph: O_o oh no... he is isn't he

Mikey: -attempts it as he gets a mouthful of Wasabi in his mouth and swallows-

Raph, Suzuki, Leo and Donnie: .w. 3, 2, 1

Mikey: -randomly screams- AHHHHHHHHH!!! -runs around like an idiot as he flails his arms anime style in panic- AHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHH OMG AHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Everyone: -facepalms-

Yuri Niko: don't tell me this is one of his dumb moments isn't it

Everyone: -in unison- Yes

Ran, Rei, Reiko, Rika, Miwa, Nori, Gen'ichi Jr and Lil Geni: -laughing at their uncle mikey as this was a funny moment and such-

Suzuki: ugh Mikey drink this

Mikey: -drinks it- uggh what is this...

Suzuki: its green tea it-

Mikey: oh hey my mouth is not on fire anymore

Suzuki: .w. exactly it helps with defusing the burns of the wasabi

Mikey: .w. ohhh

Suzuki: -looks to Ran, Rei, Reiko, Rika, Miwa, Nori, Gen'ichi Jr and Lil Geni- ^^ remember not to do that or in this case don't pull an Uncle Mikey moment

Mikey: >< HEY!!! Ran, Rei, Reiko, Rika, Miwa, Nori, Gen'ichi Jr and Lil Geni: -laughs-

Mikey: -chuckles- ya okay that was on me honestly

Raph: -gibbs slaps Mikey for it- .w. ya think Genius its no wonder ya being called a knucklehead at times

Shadow: .w. ya mean like knuckles

Knuckles: HEY WHAT THE HECK THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!!!

Tails: .w. uhm Knuckles remember that time ya got tricked for the first time by eggman when he yoinked the master emerald from ya when Sonic and I met ya the first time

Sonic: .w. ya dude ya even suckerpunched me while I was in super form

Knuckles: .w. sigh okay okay ya have a fair point there

Sonic: mmmhmm -drinks a lil bit of his Green tea-

Tails: -eating his sushi-

The others: -same-

-45 minutes later-

Everyone: -each got a prize thats given to Suzuki as for helping her out and such-

Roberto: ^^ well I do have to admit that was a wise decision to bring friends and family with ya to help eating the sushi and the prizes needed so when in doubt always have family and friends to help instead of taking it on alone

Suzuki: ^^ heh thanks

Merrick: ^^ the usual account that I usually pay for here Roberto and congrats to joining in helping Shiro with the bodyguard detail and uhh also my boy good on you of joining with Shiro on that detail also... ^^ so ya can get out more and such whenever Yuri goes on tour

Connor The Wolf: heh... thanks dad

Merrick: ^^ keep in mind when Yuri's band is in town expect us to be there so we can listen and watch

Yuri Niko: ^^ hehe count on it ya son will do a great job I just know he will

Merrick: ^^ of course and make sure he stays out of trouble also and make sure to have a calm mind and such... ^^; the boy has ADHD and Autism go figure

Connor The Wolf: ^^; ya pops has a point on that Yuri heh but don't worry Roberto will make sure I am kept in check hehe and Shiro also

Shiro The Floofyshark: heh ya damn right i'll make sure to do that

Roberto: indeed

Misha: ^^ so when ya tour

Yuri Niko: ^^ sometime around august or so however I do plan on coming here in town around october as the final spot before I go on break from my tour run so basically Megaville city is the final destination of my Tour around October and well... ^^ its gonna be on Your Birthday Misha

Misha: X3 Awesome I can't wait hehe

Yuri Niko: ^^ hehe yup

Shiro: -looks to Roberto and Connor- that means you two we got few weeks until august starts up... when August 1st starts up you two better be ready and also in gear got it.. our job is to make sure no one makes a move on Yuri or well in this case some random jackass decides to flirt on her... use of force is needed if the said person doesn't cooperate

Yuri Niko: .w. oh in this case if SP Vector decides to butt and such use of force is basically immediate

Roberto: ugggh ya mean the same jackass I had to ban last week from this establishment along with the other japanese places I own and etc

Connor The Wolf: =w= and the same numbskull who blew up my damn truck that my adopted parents got for me when I first got adopted

Yuri Niko: yup the very same cheap knock off of Vector who is also his sonic paradox counterpart if ya watched the sonic shorts collab series

Roberto: ohhh looking forward to it good thing I been practicing some new martial arts moves I can use on him

Connor The Wolf: and also the new Blade that Gladio gave me when he first fought against Giglamesh and passed it on to me since he wishes to keep using one of his older blades and such

Jared: wait what

Squall: gigalmesh... yes I know the guy when Odin went down he came into the picture and resumed doing Odin's job didn't know his name at the time but he seems to be obsessed with a certain sword... I think it was the Excalibur or somethin he didn't say

Cloud: wait Gladio fought him

Gladio: yup and also his pet also... seems the big guy really loves to fight on bridges

Jared: according to legend its considered tradition for him... huhn that explains why when I dueled Stupid Mario at the time thats also a bridge over some lava and etc

Merrick: and its also a wonder why we sometimes tell ya it was from too much video games that has him in it

Jared: .w. ya that explains it

Jennifer The Fox: -close to Yuri as she misses her parents as this was the go to place when she was a lil kid as her parents and herself went here a lot-

Yuri Niko: whats wrong??

Jennifer The Fox: I remember my parents and I went here in this very area

Roberto: ahhh I thought I recognize ya... my grandfather knew ya parents and you at the time... its a shame they been killed by a drive by shooter

Jennifer The Fox: uhm about that... he's already dead.. ^^ Misha took him out

Misha: .w. turned out it was the jackhole who participated the fall of my family's clan go figure

Roberto: ahh I thought so hence reason the streets near the coffee shop is quiet a lot now and also explains why my grandfather placed a memoriam shrine to honor them as their best customers...

Jennifer The Fox: is he still around

Roberto: ^^ as a matter of fact he is yes he's the one who got me to be who I am today on as I took of his job as he is retired now and still strong as an ox

Jennifer: ^^ can ya tell him I said hello and well... also thank you for doing the memorium shrines for them...

Roberto: ^^ i'll make sure to do that count on it

Suzuki: one more thing whos is gonna maintain the restaurants while ya away on bodyguard duty

Eos The Floofyshark: ^^ I can answer that... ^^ you see two metabots requested by Roberto will take over for a bit until october who also happens to make sure Claretta remains calm as those two happens to be her Metabots to protect her while Yuri is away

Roberto: ^^ yes that would be Foxsword and Foxuno they seem to have a nack of maintaining stuff besides what they do a lot at a delay basis they're gonna start doing my tasks sometime when Yuri begins her tour run and don't worry I already told Gramps on that detail already as he is aware that I am a sworn in Bodyguard for Yuri Niko during her tour he is actually proud of me after I told him

Eos The Floofyshark: ^^ mmhmm

Suzuki: ^^ good to know

Eos The Floofyshark: .w. they'll also make sure that SP Vector don't enter the building as they will use force if needed as a last resort

Roberto: oh ya and my grandfather knows about it too

Suzuki: thats good

Roberto: indeed

SP vector: -breaks through wall like the Kool-aid man- OH YA!!!

Roberto: ._.;;;;; SP Vector ya paying for the damage for that

SP Vector: .w. or else what

Shiro: .w. -gets out his desert eagle and shoots SP Vector in the balls- BLAM!!! SP Vector: OUGH!!! -on the floor- >< my overies

Claretta Niko: -sighs and does sign language of saying ya don't have any ya dingbat-

SP Vector: .w. what she say?? Raph: -facepalm- She said You don't any ya dingbat... what did ya fail sign language 101 or somethin punk

SP Vector: WHY DON'T YA SAY THAT TO MY FACE HOTSHOT!!! Raph: =w= oh its on...

Frenchie: 1 hour of pain later

SP Vector: -broken teeth and etc and in a dentist office- uggggh

TF2 Medic: :3 Next

SP Vector: AHHHHHHHHHH!!! -crashes through wall as he runs away-

TF2 Medic: -scratches the back of his head in confusion on why he did that and shrugs and calls the next patient in-

Scene: -does a smart fart noise of blacking out-

TFS Nappa: .w. the end

-XD END XD-

-RH0987 PRODUCTIONS 2021-

@otakuneko-lotus XD enjoy neko

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ddagent · 4 years

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omg please continue facade, it sounds so good

Here we are! First prompt post-HHH, and the first of the weekend!

Brienne paid the taxi driver and stepped out onto the pavement in front of The Circle; the hotspot in King’s Landing where all the movers and shakers had lunch. And today, she would be one of them. Getting out of another cab just a few feet away was Catelyn Stark, head of She-Wolf Films. She caught Brienne’s eye and waved, before joining her in front of the restaurant.

“You found it all right?” Brienne nodded. “Good. Now, would you like to meet the star of the multi-million dragon blockbuster you’ll be directing?”

"I—” Brienne didn’t know what to say. All of this was happening so fast. She’d been directing a mini-series in Braavos when Catelyn had called and offered Brienne her first feature-film debut, and now she was to meet her lead. It was all rather overwhelming. But she drew in a breath, exhaled, and grinned. “Yes. Yes, I do.”

“Good.”

Together they walked inside The Circle and was immediately greeted by the maître d'. As they were led to their table, Brienne sent a discreet text to her boyfriend.

About to meet my lead; wish me luck!

Brienne didn’t expect a response; he had an important meeting of his own today. So she tucked her phone back into her pocket and kept pace with Catelyn as they walked past directors, actors, producers. Their table was a booth hidden in an alcove of the restaurant; no doubt, whoever was her lead, they were someone very important.

“I’ll warn you: he’s arrogant, rude, and can be downright childish,” Catelyn explained as they approached. “But he’s also one of the greatest actors of our time, and he loves the source material.” They finally came in sight of the table. The man behind it rose. “Brienne, this is Jaime Lannister. Jaime, this is Brienne Tarth.”

Jaime Lannister was her lead. Jaime Lannister: Lann, Empire, and Crimson Kingdom award winner. Voted Ice and Fire magazine’s sexiest man five years in a row. Jaime Lannister. Her boyfriend.

“I thought The Golden Lion was to have a female director,” her boyfriend said as he clasped her hand. “My mistake.”

“You’re certainly mistaken,” Brienne hissed, squeezing Jaime’s proffered hand. He barely flinched.

Beside her, Catelyn shook her head. “Behave yourself, Jaime. Brienne is a rising star behind the camera, and knows the source material almost as well as you do.”

“Perhaps even better,” Brienne offered as she took her seat.

“We’ll have to see about that, Ms–I’m sorry, I seem to have forgotten your name. Bryen was it?”

She sucked in a breath and pulled her lips into a thin smile. “Brienne. Tarth.”

“Ah, that’s it.” He leaned back in the leather booth; his thumb brushing the condensation of his glass. “Well, Ms Tarth, Cat seems to think you’re the perfect director for this film of ours. Tell me, in fifty words or less, why that is.”

“I’m–I’m sorry?” she spluttered. “What are you—”

“Jaime.” Catelyn’s voice cut across the table. “Brienne has already signed a contract; as have you. There is no need for her to justify herself to you, or to anyone.” Her phone vibrated. “I have to take this. Behave yourself.”

“Why were you only looking at me when you said that?”

She sighed. “Do I really need to answer that?”

And then Catelyn extricated herself from the booth, leaving Jaime and Brienne alone. They hadn’t been alone together for two months; not since Jaime had visited the set of the mini-series and had lived in her hotel room for three days ordering room service and fucking her silly. The tabloids had speculated he was secretly visiting Taena Merryweather, who was shooting a spy thriller in the same city. No one would have expected the up-and-coming director from Tarth.

Nor would they now, as Brienne kicked Jaime in the shins. “What was that?” she hissed.

“I’m sorry; I am so sorry,” Jaime said, reaching over to take her hand underneath the table. “But I didn’t know what to do when I saw you standing there. Well, I did, but I didn’t think you’d approve of me kissing you in front of Catelyn Stark.”

“Good instincts.”

“So, I went with a time-honoured role: arsehole Jaime who makes directors want to slap him.” He grinned: the smile that had stolen hearts across the Seven Kingdoms...and, as reluctant as Brienne was to admit it, hers as well. “I can’t believe you’re here.”

“Well, I can’t believe you’re here. I thought you were in Lannisport.”

“Surprise?” he said with a shrug, laughing softly. “I wanted to surprise you tonight. You’d come back from your business meeting with your first feature-film all lined up. There would be expensive takeaway, the finest bottle of champagne, and I was going to wear gold boxers and nothing else.”

Brienne laughed. “You’re ridiculous.”

“That’s why you love me.”

“It’s one of the reasons.” Underneath the table, Jaime drew a heart on the inside of her wrist. "So, before Catelyn comes back, we should talk. We’ve never worked together. Not in—”

“—ten years,” Jaime helpfully supplied, grinning across the table at her. “Isn’t it about time we did? Just think of it: nine months in the same place, and that’s not even taking into account post-production, the premiere, the press junkets.”

Brienne’s teeth teased her bottom lip. Truly, she shouldn’t even need to think about it: she loved Jaime; hated that their work kept them apart. But she also knew the spotlight and speculation that came with being Westeros’ highest-paid film star. They had been clever and careful over the last decade; no one but his brother and her father knew the truth. This could change everything.

“Would–would we tell people about us?”

“Maybe not this side of the production. I want all the focus to be on your feature-film debut, and not the actor you seduced into your bed.” Another kick to his shins. Jaime grabbed her foot this time. “No, seriously, if you want to tell people, that’s okay. Nothing will change for me other than I can finally give up my giant sunglasses and trenchcoat whenever I sneak into your flat or hotel room. It’s your call: I’ll support it, no matter what.”

Brienne took a moment to think. “Definitely not before the production. But...maybe after. They’ll think we fell in love on set. Probably a better story than how it actually happened.”

“What are you talking about? I love how we met. You dobbed me in for sneaking in snacks to the cinema.”

Brienne snorted. “You took my assigned seat.”

“And you sat on me until I asked you out to dinner.”

“The usher made you move.”

“I asked you out to dinner first.” Another heart against her skin. “So, it’s agreed: we’ll work together, we’ll keep things quiet until after the film is finished, and then we’ll talk about coming out as a couple.”

Brienne nodded. For a moment, with Jaime’s eyes soft and his smile sweet, Brienne thought he would reach across the booth and kiss her; the first one they would have shared in two months. But then Catelyn returned, and he resumed his position of cool indifference. A few barbs were shot across the table in between forkfuls of food, but later Jaime apologised for each one as he kissed her reverently.

Yes, she thought as he mumbled apologies between her thighs, I can work with this.

#braime #jaime x brienne #ship: braime #anonymous #question time

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atasteforsuicidal · 4 years

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Hiiiii anything about the Broken Roads series because I'm obsessed with that universe???

omg ♥ I’m so glad you like BR, that series is my baby (whom I have been severely neglecting, whoops).

The broken roads wips document is, like, super broad. It has literally every wip and also notes on plans for other installments, and for some reason I only move stuff into its own document when it’s ready for posting? I don’t know why I did that, but. Yeah. That is to say, there are a number of different wips I could tease here, including the next real installment and more of the current slow-post wip with Bruce and his kids, so I’m going to go take a quick peek in my tags to make sure I don’t do a re-posting.

OKAY. I cannot choose, so you get two smaller snippets. This one is from a work where Lian gets sick at school, and neither Roy or Dick (because Dick is Absolutely the local emergency contact on her file) can leave work to go get her.

“Does she, um, need to go to the hospital?” He asks, looking up at the nurse.

“I wouldn’t think so,” the woman responds, “She’s a bit warm, but the fever isn’t high enough to be concerned about. Just keep an eye on it, and if it hits a hundred and three, you should at least give the doctor a call.”

Jason nods along as she speaks and tries to let the reassurances that Lian’s okay, at least for the time being, comfort him.

“One-oh-three,” he confirms, “Got it. Thank you.”

The nurse gives him a suspiciously fond smile, and then says, “You’re not used to dealing with sick children, are you?”

Jason huffs out a laugh and rubs the back of his neck.

“That obvious?” He asks, and then adds, “Not really, though. My youngest brother is eighteen now, it’s been a while.”

And then, this is from Chapter 4 (Tim’s chapter) of he didn’t have to be, but it’s like... Okay, I literally just word-vomited one side of the dialogue for this scene when it came into my head, so it’s very, very rough, but. Yeah.

“Do you know what other eighteen year olds are doing, Tim? They’re going to undergraduate classes and college parties, they’re spending time with their friends, their partners, having fun… When was the last time you went on a date with Conner, Tim? Or hung out with Bart and Jaime?”

“Here’s what we’re going to do. We’re going to trade that coffee for a nice cup of chamomile tea, and then I’m going to call Leslie, who is going to fax us a doctor’s note so we can email your professor for an extension on your essay. Then, we’re going to determine which of your responsibilities at DI cannot wait until tomorrow, and I’m going to help you delegate them to the rest of your team. Then, you’re going to give me both of your cellphones, your tablet, and your laptop, and you’re going to get at least eight hours of sleep. When you wake up, you’re going to eat everything Alfred puts in front of you, and you’re going to spend the evening relaxing and go back to bed at a reasonable time. In the morning, I’m going to sit down and help you with a plan of attack for everything else that needs doing, which is going to include another hefty dose of delegation. We’re also going to revisit your course load and your plans for fast-tracking your masters. Is that understood?”

I meant to update this particular wip so much sooner, but Cass’ chapter is the next one, chronologically, and I’m struggle with writing it because I’m scared of fucking it up lol. (It’s about her frustration with trying to learn language, and I want to do it justice.)

#jason todd #lian harper #bruce wayne #tim drake #jayroy #bless the broken road #writing*

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szivtalan · 4 years

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8, 9, 16, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 25, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 34, 35, 36, 40, 41, 42, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 50, 53, 55, 57, 58, 59, 62, 64, 65, 70 (aside from Kagami 😂), 71, 72, 79, 82, 86, 87, 90, 91, 92, 93, 94, 95, 96, 97, 98, 99 for the "Asks, why not" thing please? (Omg that's soo much, I'm sorry I got carried away ^^')

8) Your looks (add a picture or describe yourself)

Average height, bordering on short. Broad shoulders, thick arms and thighs, square face, slightly projecting ears (one pierced, one with a stretched lobe), bushy arched brows, thick square glasses, faded dark red hair, dark brown eyes, butt chin. I look pale and perpetually sleep deprived.

9) What do you/did you study?

I was in a teacher’s training program for English and Hungarian language and literature, and I’m planning to go back to school to study sociology!

16) What do you look for in a SO?

Consciously: understanding, fun, sweet, kind and accepting. Unconsciously: somewhat broken and in dire need of emotional help which I’m desperate to provide lmao.

19) Do you prefer serious and meaningful relationships or casual dating/one night stands?

Eh, u know, it depends? I don’t think I’m fit for a serious relationship right now, so I’d prefer casual stuff atm, but on the long run I do want a partner to share my life with.

20) What are your deal breakers?

Really obnoxious people, ignorance and bigotry I guess. And I’m not keen on someone pushing or disrespecting my boundaries, either.

21) How was your day?

It was good!! My bro, his girlfriend and my friend tagged along to get our (me and my soon-to-be sis-in-law’s) ears pierced, and then my friend and I got a loot of food. I didn’t exactly feel good enough abt myself to be comfortable outside, but I got a lot of random kindness and that was Nice.

22) Favourite food & drink

Food: teriyaki chicken and seafood pasta, drink: ginger ale and iced coffee

23) What position do you sleep in?

I sleep half-curled up on my side, but I need to toss and turn a little until I find The Best Position.

25) Your fears

The dark, needles, rabbits (I don’t even know, dude), the fact that I’ll die without having made an impact on the world, being spoken about behind my back, being a bad influence on my friends.

28) Any pets?

Not right now! I used to have two rottweilers around the house growing up, but they both passed away sadly.

29) What are your hobbies?

Writing, sketching, basketball, getting on people’s nerves, researching typology, watchin movies idk?

31) What was your last awkward situation?

Asjhdh the ticket control guy told me to “Have a safe trip” and I said “You too!”. This rarely happens to me tho

32) What is your last regret?

Not holding my friend’s hand on public transport. It was…right…there….and she already told me she’s more than comfortable with physical touch! I’m a fool! Everyone thinks I hate touching but I don’t! I’m just shy!

34) Do you believe in astrological stuff? (Zodiac, tarot, etc.)

Ehh. Kind of? As for believing, I believe more in ghosts, but I do see some patterns in different signs. I just try not to let it affect the way I see/interact with a person, because no one deserves to be prejudiced for whatever reason, especially not their date of birth. Tarot is just fun, and the cards r cool

35) Have any quirks?

I bite the skin on my fingers, scratch my acne, make my knees jump… most of it is just regular anxiety stuff tho so idk?? I do think I’m quirky, but there’s just too much weird stuff to list ‘em.

36) Your pet peeves

Cig/booze stink on a person, customers being rude, bigotry, interrupting other people… There’s quite some things that annoy me asjdgd

40) Last 5 things from your search history

Boku No Hero Academia, Hawks, duck emoji, Grumman fma, How To Train Your Dragon

41) What’s your device backgrounds?

My phone lockscreen rn is a beautiful KagaKuro fanart of them standing in the rain in yukatas, Kagami looming over Kuroko and shielding him from the rain and Kuroko reaching up to stroke his face; my phone background is an art of they/them pronouns tattooed on someone’s knuckles, their posture unsure; my laptop background is a screenshot from the movie Déva, of blue skies and a street lamp.

42) What do you daydream about?

…cu..cuddling,,my…crush……..

44) What's your religion/Your thought about religion

Short version: barf

Long version: I was raised catholic (even tho I was never baptized), and attended catholic school for 8 years which gave me a really warped idea of Christianity, Which made me a cynic & an agnostic or atheist by proxy. I harshly criticize the catholic church and faith but sometimes… when I do feel hopeless I get down on my knees and pray, so I guess if I let myself find my own faith I’d be a believer. But right now, I’m good just existing in my nihilistic bubble

45) Your personality type

Needy imeanwhat. In a typological sense, I’m an INFP in Myers-Briggs, 4 core 5 wing in Enneagram, melancholic or sanguine in the temperaments, et cetera. Basically I’m a sad daydreamer with unresolved issues and a need to do Art

47) Are you happy with your current life?

Nah bro. I like my friends and my workplace but I’d like to move out of home ASAP. I’d also… like to get therapy before I go and put myself out there.

48) Some things you've tried in your life

Playing the guitar, hostess work, weed, cigarettes, being blackout drunk, smoking from a hookah, cooking, football, handball, basketball, volleyball, cycling, sailing, driving, hitchhiking long distances, folk dancing, one-night stands, long-distance relationships, helping people in need…

50) Favourite colour to wear?

Olive green, midnight/navy blue, white, grey and black.

53) If you could change/add something to your appearance - impossible or not - what would it be?

I’d… like to know how it would feel if I had a flat chest and a penis? I also want bigger Guns, and Abs, some more tattoos and maybe an eyebrow piercing.

55) Do you get complimented often?

I think so? I usually brush off compliments uhhh but yeah maybe! Maybe idk

58) Songs you're currently obsessed with?

My friend’s playlist reminded me that ‘Phenomenon’ by Thousand Foot Krutch exists. I’m also really into ‘San Francisco’ by The Mowgli’s atm and ‘Golden Time Lover’ by Sukima Switch!

59) Song you normally wouldn't admit you like.

I mean, it’s not like it’s cringe or anything, I hate cringe culture BUT. I do have Ariana Grande’s ‘Side to Side’ stuck in my head rn

64) Can you sing or play any instruments?

I can sing pretty badly, play a bad tune on my guitar, drum on the edge of my table, so- Nah not really asdh

65) Do you like karaoke?

YES VERY MUCH I live and die for karaoke, last time I did it in front of an audience we sung the Shaman King opening at an anime con with friends, it was Rad

70) Your fictional crush/es

AH NO FUN Kagami’s my number one,,, let’s see then: Aomine, Roy Mustang, Kise, Mikoto Suoh, Hotch & Reid from Criminal Minds, Yagami Light, Jaime Lannister and Brienne from GoT, Rustin Cohle from True Detective, Shizuo Heiwajima from Durarara!!!, why is this list full of men I didn’t think I liked men this much

71) Which fictional character is you?

Eddie Brock from Venom I mean? He’s a whole ass mess.

79) How much time do you spend on the internet?

Yike. More than I’d be proud of.

86) Would you use death note, if you had one?

No way dude. I don’t fuck with that shit, karma would fuck me right back.

87) What changes would you make in the world, no matter how impossible, if you had the power to?

I’d eliminate money and power and just make it a huge peaceful hippie community or something idk

90) What would you want to happen to you after your death?

Donate me to a medical school I don’t care. Make use of me! I’m gonna be dead, I won’t have any more feelings left to be hurt or anything asdghdsg

91) If you had to change your name, what would be your pick?

I’ve had a name in mind that I tried out once, but it didn’t really work out for me after all. I’m fine with Vee and Vic rn. Anything that isn’t my given name. I do want to change my surname to my mother’s, but if I do that I also want to give myself a different first name, and since That isn’t figured out yet, I’m just?? Call me whatever dude

94) Write 3 things about yourself - only one of them must be true

Ugh, I’m bad at these. 1) I have plenty of moles. 2) My eyesight is pretty good. 3) I’ve broken some bones before.

95) Cold or hot?

Cold in beverage, hot in weather.

96) Be a hero or be a villain?

Being a villain is way too much fun, but I have too strong of a conscience to pull that off, so… hero, I guess.

97) Sing everything you want to say or rhyme?

Asjhdf singing is funnier and more annoying, since I Cannot Sing

98) Shapeshifting or controlling time?

Dude I’m non-binary. Shapeshifting for Sure

99) Be immortal or be immune to everything aside from natural death?

Aight I’ll give in – I agree to immortality Just This Once.

#this was LONG as FUK #ask and i shall answer #i kindly skipped those i've already answered ^^'#thank u buddy!!!#meiyanaalexia #i didn't think i'd get too real with this but here i am

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ladyandtheghost · 5 years

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The code word is “family”: A recap of 8x02

The Red Queen and the White Queen:

If I’m delusional at this point, then so be it, but if I still needed convincing of Political!Jon, this scene convinced me. Because Sansa figured it out. Oh my God, she figure it out! You can see the exact moment of it on Sophie’s face. After all the talk and demonstration of Sansa’s intelligence last episode, it made all the sense in the world that Sansa would work it out herself what Jon is actually doing. And it almost makes you feel a bit sorry for Dani when she opens her heart and says kind of jokingly “Tell me who manipulated whom?” and the penny drops for Sansa. You can see it in her eyes, her weird giddiness. Sansa does not like this woman, why on earth would she smile and laugh if not a new realization that is playing out in her head?

It was also interesting how Dani tried to become all sisterly, thinking she could bond with Sansa over “boy talk” - and Sansa laughs but then drops the act and talks “real politics” - which not only shows that Sansa is a strategist and future-oriented, but she also just called out Dani on her argument that they are both women in politics who want to be taken seriously.

This is your family, Theon:

I don’t know how Sophie does it, but every reunion that Sansa has with literally any character that Sansa cares about is a 100% tear-jerker. And this was no exception: it was emotional and beautiful and pure.

I can totally see people shipping them and it’s not an outlandish idea or notp for me or anything, but I felt the background of the scene was not so nuch meant to launch a romantic ship, it was actually far more powerful than that...

Because it was about family and about politics at the same time (the two things Sansa excels in).

The entire set up of the scene was perfection: The red queen and the white queen, both emerging from the library after their tense conversation and at this moment - and omg this is so fantastic - we see the exact difference in how the two women/queens are being shown as opposites:

Theon dutifully kneels in front of “his queen”, the gesture that she always demands from all her subjects, the gesture that she has burned people for refusing to perform - but Theon’s heart is not in it.

Then he ignores Dani and addresses Sansa, asks to fight “for Winterfell”, for House Stark and they embrace and he is so happy to be “home” and “safe” and “loved” and “missed” and this is his family.

It’s like a mother welcoming her lost child back home in her arms: essentially what a “beloved queen” is seen as - a mother to her people. “Mhysa” failed at that. Sansa is the queen and ruler beloved by her people.

And Dani notices. She sees “her” bannerman’s loyalty to another powerful woman and she is not pleased...

Theon wanting to fight ”for Winterfell“ - after the convo about the North two minutes earlier - this is another blow for Dani, who made a pact with the Greyjoys to fight for her, and “for the throne“

Theon and Sansa represent the ideal ruler/bannerman situation: the bannermann comes before you, pledges themself to you, asking “if you'll have me“ because they love and respect and want to serve you - which is the complete opposite of how it works for Dani.

This is a bond that lasts. Sansa will never fear betrayal from someone who asked to serve her.

Their shared trauma and Sansa being Theon’s redeption has forged this beautiful and strong bond. It has no sexual undertones imo (though people who ship it might disagree which is of course understandable)

Rather it’s a mirror opposite of the strong bond Sansa has with Jon which is charged with UST and “subtext”

Theon also represents the brother Sansa needs, with Robb gone, Bran “gone” and replaced by the 3ER and things being all “complicated” and tense with Jon...

Jon is also somewhat “gone” in this episode, though neither Sansa nor Dani understand why.

And they are not stopping at that: where do we find Sansa during the last hours before the battle? Not drinking and warming her butt in front of the roaring fire like the others - nope, Sansa is outside in the cold with her people, eating the stuff that everyone else eats, spending time with the one “brother” she has left who came back for her and it’s yet another indicator that Sansa would be a ruler “for the people”

RMS Gendrya sailing strong:

Arya “perving” on Gendry first half of the episode, effectively reversing the “male gaze” and her taking charge in their relationship was great. The only thing is - now I’m scared, like really scared one of them will die. Or both? Urgh I’m getting Tonks/Lupin flashbacks - it’s never good for people to be happily in love before a battle. But I also loved how Gendry worried about her, literally pissed off that she would put herself in danger. And in going with the theme of family for this episode, one of the iconic moments of this couple was when Arya told Gendry: “I could be your family.” and Gendry was right, he is not her family, she is his “lady” and he is her lover...

The Hound and his pup:

...however Arya did seek out someone who sees her as his family. The only thing that really comes to mind re: Sandor is that this sealed the deal on San*san happening or not. I had a feeling they would not let Sansa and him interact and rather choose the less squicky, more popular relationship of Sandor and Arya shine through. Arya *is* the Hound’s redeption arc. Just like Sansa is Theon’s.

That super *awkward* family reunion:

Dani’s reaction was SO predictable, it’s amazing. People actually fantasized that Dani would not mind so much, that she would actually be happy to have her “family” and another Targ by her side. Yeah, fat chance. The only thing on her mind now is that that Jon has the higher claim.

Also: Jon spending his last night down in the crypts with his mother is so poignant it hurts. He always wanted to know her, he always wanted to see her face, so he stands there just looking at it the night before he might be taken from this world again. Somehow this was also an interesting parallel to Sansa and Theon and about being accepted as family. He told Dani about his mother, then it was revealed that she is his aunt, his closest(!) living (female) relative.

Jaime, Braime (plus Tormund):

I knew Jaime would be accepted by Sansa - because of Brienne - and just like Theon, Jaime is another addition to Sansa’s Queen’s Watch. Dani looking pissed about it was literally channeling Cersei (if only she knew).

Poor Tormund, he is so gone on her and he just wanted to be around her. Again, I’m scared shitless for every single character in that room around that fire and if the “knighting” scene is the best we will get from Braime, I will riot.

A Bear Island family reunion:

We finally got some Mormonts reunited. Jorah worrying about his little cousin but also respecting her for fighting and Lyanna wishing him good fortune and owning him as “cousin” was also a nice touch. Jorah still has a home in the North and a family. Sam reminded him of that when he spoke of Jeor and gave him his own father’s sword. They both lost their fathers before they could make them proud or forgive them/or be forgiven.

Alys Karstark - everywhere!:

Yes, I’m back on my bullshit. But seriously, they were parading her around all episode. They placed her here, places her there, always somewhere in camera frames or shots, Why? She doesn’t speak, her presence doesn’t serve any purpose. Unless we should just get a good look of that “other” red-headed girl, aka Fake!Sansa.

Davos and Shireen's little girl (ghost):

That little girl with the scarred face killed me - just like she killed Davos. I'm tearing up just thinking of her. And Gilly was so sweet, so instinctively maternal, and Davos looked like he's slowly dying inside. Perhaps we were meant to read this as somehow Shireen's spirit could be felt through this girl and she was there to tell Davos that she will be ok. Idk but I'm crying...Shireen was Davos’ beloved child, his family after he lost his son, and nothing will ever change that!

Jon’s other family (no, not the dragon one):

There was even less “action” in this episode, but a lot of emotion. Except from one quarter: Jon, who completely isolated himself from his family - but found solace with his other family, i.e. his “brothers” - Sam, Edd, Tormund. And they recalled Grenn, their lost brother.

On the whole, the episode is a prime example of the calm before the storm...next time, shit’s going down.

#jonsa #political!jon #political!jon theory #episode recap

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missmartian369 · 5 years

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Welcome Back Gar

Miss Martian had called her team to the Watch Tower for a very important meeting. She wanted to announce, or welcome back, a very special person to the team. And that person is her very own brother, Beast Boy, also known as Garfield Logan. Miss Martian turned to look at her brother.

“They should be arriving soon Gar.” Miss Martian told her brother.

Garfield, dressed in his new super suit, turned to look at her.

“How do you think everyone will react to having me back on the team?” He asked her.

“Oh they’ll be really happy to have you back. Jaime, Cassie, Virgil, and Bart definitely miss you. And Traci, well……” Miss Martian said.

“Wait who is Traci?” Beast Boy asked.

“She’s a member of the team. She joined sometime after you left. She’s really nice.” Miss Martian said.

“Ah ok. What were you going to say about her?” Beast Boy asked.

“I was going to say that Traci…..well…..she’s a big fan of your show. Like a really big fan. So she’s going to be ecstatic to see you.” Miss Martian told him.

“Oh ok.” Beast Boy said, nodding his head

“Yeah.” Miss Martian said.

“Well it’s nice that I’m going to meet a fan.” Beast Boy said with a smile.

Miss Martian smiled. Five minutes later, the zeta tube recognized two members of the team, Wonder Girl and Static.

“Ok Miss Martian we’re here.” Static said.

“What is the meeting about? Did something happen? Are we in trouble?” Wonder Girl asked.

“No you’re not in trouble.” Miss Martian said, laughing. She then paused, “Unless….you five have done something that would get you in trouble.” She added with a raised eyebrow, folding her arms.

Wonder Girl and Static both laughed nervously.

“Hehe…no….at least we haven’t done anything.” Static said. “I can’t speak for everyone else.” He added.

“I’m sure the others haven’t done anything either.” Wonder Girl said.

“Right.” Miss Martian said, her eyebrow still raised, “Well I called you all here because we are going to have a new member on the team.” She added.

Wonder Girl and Static perked up at this.

“Really? That’s awesome!” Wonder Girl exclaimed.

“Yeah I can’t wait to meet him or her.” Static said with a smile.

“Actually you all already know him.” Miss Martian said.

“Oh really? Who?” Wonder Girl asked.

Miss Martian smiled and turned her head to her left. Wonder Girl and Static followed her head movement and only then did they spot their old friend Beast Boy.

“Sup.” Beast Boy said.

“BEAST BOY!” Wonder Girl exclaimed, flying over to give him a hug.

“Oof! It’s nice to see you, too Cassie.” Beast Boy said, struggling to breathe as he was in Wonder Girls bone crushing hug.

“I don’t think he can breathe Cass.” Static said, chuckling.

Wonder Girl released Gar from her hug. “Sorry.” She said, sheepishly.

“It’s cool.” Beast Boy said. He then fist bumped with Static.

“It’s good to see you man!” Static exclaimed.

“Garfield is re-joining the team, and this meeting I called was my way of having you all find out. As well as send you all on a small mission.” Miss Martian said.

“Working on Space Trek 3016 has been really fun, but I’m ready to come back to the team. Plus I missed you all.” Beast Boy said with a smile.

“We missed you, too.” Static said.

“This is amazing!” Wonder Girl said, bouncing up and down, grinning, “Traci is going to love this!” She added.

The Zeta Tube began to light up again and announced the next two team members to arrive, Blue Beetle and Kid Flash.

“Alright Miss M me and Blue are here, what’s this impromptu meeting all about?” Kid Flash asked.

“Is there an emergency mission?” Blue Beetle asked.

“Well I am sending you all on a small mission, but it’s no emergency. I mainly called you all here to let you all know that Beast Boy is re-joining the team.” Miss Martian said, tilting her head to where Beast Boy, Static, and Wonder Girl were standing.

“Oh this is so crash!” Kid Flash said, speeding over to where Beast Boy was and gave him a high-five.

“So crash!” Beast Boy said.

“It’s really great to see you again hermano.” Blue Beetle said, walking over to the group, “We really missed having you around.” He added, giving Beast Boy a hug.

“I’ve missed being around everyone, too. I can’t wait to get back into the swing of things. Hopefully it all just comes back to me.” Beast Boy said.

“I’m sure it will.” Kid Flash said, smiling.

“But overall, I’m just happy to see everyone!” Beast Boy said.

“Likewise.” Blue Beetle said, “Man Traci is going to be so…..oh my god Traci.” He said, putting a hand on his face.

“Oh I can’t wait until she arrives.” Kid Flash said, smirking.

“I know right? She’s going to flip her lid.” Wonder Girl said, “Traci’s great, too. You’ll like her.” She then

“Flip her lid? She might very well pass out from excitement.” Blue Beetle said.

“It’s her reaction that I’m honestly worried about that most.” Miss Martian said.

“Is her reaction really something to be worried about?” Beast Boy asked, looking towards Miss Martian. “Is she really that big of a fan?” He asked.

“Dude you have nooooooo idea.” Blue Beetle said.

“Gar, when Blue said that she might pass out he means it. Man I wish I brought my camera because this is about to be a Kodak moment.” Static said.

Miss Martian laughed and shook her head. She then looked over to her brother.

“You see Gar, Traci is still kind of learning how to control her powers.” Miss Martian started.

“Kind of…” Kid Flash said under his breath. Blue Beetle proceeded to elbow him in his ribs.

“Anyways, when she gets excited she tends to sometimes lose control of her powers. So I’m worried that when she sees you her powers might well…..” Miss Martian trailed off.

Before she could finish, the zeta tube started up and announced the arrival of Thirteen.

“I’m so sorry I’m late Miss Martian!” Thirteen said, running in. She wasn’t really paying attention to everyone in the room as she was straightening out her uniform as she ran over to the group.

“My dad wouldn’t let me leave the house until I finished vacuuming our living room. I tried to get out of it but he wasn’t having it. But I’m here now and I’m ready for…!” Thirteen paused, finally looking up at everyone. Her attention immediately went to Beast Boy.

“…..Hi I’m Beast Boy. I heard you were a fan.” Beast Boy said, smiling.

Thirteen didn’t answer. She just continued staring at him with a shocked look on her face.

“Traci…….are you okay?” Blue Beetle asked.

Thirteen turned her head to look at Blue. “I….wha……is tha….” She muttered.

She turned her head to look at Wonder Girl, Static, Kid Flash and Miss Martian one at a time.

“Tha……that’s……..that’s……..” Thirteen stuttered.

“Thirteen you remember how Beast Boy used to be a member of the team by reading our old mission files? Well he’s…” Miss Martian started to say, until Thirteen finally exploded.

“OH MY GOSH YOU’RE BEAST BOY! BEAST BOY IS STANDING RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME! OMG I’VE ALWAYS DREAMED OF THIS MOMENT BUT I NEVER THOUGHT IT ACTUALLY HAPPEN! I JUST LOVE YOUR SHOW! MY FAVORITE EPISODE HAS TO BE WHERE…!” Thirteen exclaimed, completely fangirling.

“Traci Traci calm down! Look at your hands!” Blue Beetle exclaimed at her.

Thirteen paused to look at him confused, and then looked down at her hands which were glowing purple.

“Ooops! Sorry! I guess I got a little excited.” Thirteen said, sheepishly.

“A little…” Kid Flash said, snorting. Once again, Blue Beetle elbowed him in the ribs.

Miss Martian shook her head and laughed, “Traci Garfield is going to be joining the team again.” She said.

“Wait really?!” Thirteen asked.

“Yup!” Beast Boy said, walking towards her. He grabbed her hand and gave it a shake, “I look forward to working with you Traci.” He said, smiling at her.

“I look forward to working with you, too! Omg I can’t believe I’m actually shaking hands with Garfield Logan right now!” Thirteen gushed.

Beast Boy just laughed, “Wow you really are a big fan.” He said.

“Again so wish I would have brought my camera.” Static said. That got a laugh out of Wonder Girl.

“Alright team, now that we’ve had our ‘Welcome Back Gar’ party, let’s start talking about this mission.

The team then gathered around Miss Martian as she described the mission to them. As Miss Martian was giving out the mission details, one thought went through Beast Boys’ mind: “Man it’s good to be back.”

Wow it's been a minute hasn't it? Sorry it took me so long to get this next chapter out. I guess it was a mix of some writer's block and just not feeing in the writing mood. But I finally got this chapter completed and I really hope you all like it. This chapter marks Beast Boys inclusion in this story, so expect to see him in future chapters!

FanFiction.net: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13268013/1/The-Team-and-Their-Shenanigans

AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/18737131/chapters/44444542

#young justice outsiders #Young Justice #cassie sandsmark #virgil hawkins #traci 13 #traci thurston #jaime reyes #bart allen #garfield logan #m'gann m'orzz

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onewingedangelme · 5 years

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just when I thought I’d completely misjudged them....

Today’s work GoT discussions went something like this:

I was called out for having a crush on a character who threw a boy out a window while hating on another character for always viciously killing anyone who refuses to bow to her will. (As much as I can’t stand Dany and saw groundwork for her “madness,” it came down to execution and she is now on my list of character assassinations with all the rest)

I could not deny said crush. I love Jaime Lannister. I always have. I always will. I don’t think I realized how MUCH I loved him though...until I lost him. Also I have been grieving him like a real person. I recognize the signs. Having grieved for too many people/cats in my life already.

THEN I was subjected to not only hearing REPEATEDLY that Jaime only loves his sister, but that Brienne WAS JUST A ONE NIGHT STAND!!!!They only slept together two times and then he left. All he did was get drunk and...OMG. NO. I just. I can’t. I mean. No one understands sub-text there. NO ONE! I’m sure they think he’s just talking about the stupid sword in that scene. Nothing else. Nope, nothing at all. And that Brienne should have picked Tormund, should end up withTormund now, blah blah blah. This enrages me on a personal level that I will not get into here--or with them. (Also said co-workers have realized Jaime and Jaime/Brienne are my triggers and SOME of this is being said just so I will freak out. But it’s also what they think.)

But mostly I blame the writers. Because if Brienne had at least been acknowledged in that last scene between the Lannister brothers, then we would know she actually MATTERED. I KNOW she mattered, NCW knows she mattered, Gwen knows she mattered, but these idiots...(they’re my friends, really, I like and respect them. Just not when it comes to my favorite Lannister or Brienne of Tarth.) It’s like that scene with Bronn outside the tent, if you don’t bash people over the heads with it, they won’t get it. And sometimes even THEN they refuse to see what’s in front of their faces. I’ve always HATED they did that with Bronn, because people weren’t getting it. You shouldn’t have to break the 4th wall that way.

Rant over. I have so many more rants I may share soon. But this was just. ARGH!

#jaime lannister #jaime x brienne #it was not a one night stand #i still love jaime #subtext #people are stupid

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joanna-lannister · 5 years

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we already know you ship jxc but maybe tell us why and some of your feelings? fav scenes or aspects to their relationship?

Hi Nonnie!

To be honest, I wasn't sure if your message was an accusation because you were the anon whose sent me the cersei x euron ask and you ship it or if you simply ship Jaime x Cersei and were curious why I ship it too lol. I'm always cautious when I receive that kind of ask ahah and sorry for the late reply, I've spent too much time writing it.

So here I go!

First of all, I think this is the most important ship in the show I mostly speak about the show because I haven't read all the books yet with Ned x Cat (I could add Rh*egar x Lyanna but I don't ship it). Without them, no story because no war of the five Kings. And by that, I don't mean ''Cersei wanted their bastard(s) on the throne''. No, I mean people like Littlefinger (or Varys, Stannis and Renly to some extent) found the evidence of their dirty little secret and used it to start a war for their own profit. Littlefinger comploted with Lysa Arryn to kill her husband and then let the Starks believe that the Lannisters were responsibles of that murder.And Jaime pushing Bran out of that window to protect them lead that spark. Without that defining moment, Cat wouldn't have tried to search proofs in the tower, wouldn't have gone to King's Landing to warn Ned, wouldn't have kidnapped Tyrion and hurt Tywin's pride, Ned wouldn't have found Jon Arryn's researches and confontred Cersei about Joffrey, Myrcella and Tommen being bastards, etc.Littlefinger said "Chaos is ladder." and he was right, this relationship lead to the actual chaos in Westeros. You remove it from the equation and you lost a big part of the story. I wish some people could see that.

This is something they both want. People will say : "But this is unhealthy!!! Well sure, Jan but this is Game is Thrones ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ What do you expect? Even then, shipping something doesn't mean accepting everything they do and frankly, unlike some people like to believe, it goes both ways with these two. So yeah, this is something they both want, they said countless time they love each others. Hell, even Jaime told this to Edmure and said he can laugh at it if he wants to, like "eat it, bitch !". Jaime wants to marry her, he's angry when she refuses and jealous af. It's worse in the books but we can see it during the season 7 with Euron. And he's ready to give her another child after Joffrey's death (I wanted by the way making a gifset with this quote and when Cersei tells him she's pregnant with baby!Lannister in the S7 but I forgot because I'm a dumb bitch... 🙄). As for Cersei, she choose love over the kingdom, she choose to have her children with the man who made her feel safe, not her abusive husband, Jaime gives her the little agency she can have. This is terribly human...

Forbidden love! I'm such a slut for this trope and honestly, Romeo and Juliet are pretty boring next to Jaime and Cersei. Well, I remember back when I watched The Borgias and I shipped (and I still do!) Cesare and Lucrezia, I used to feel so ashamed for shipping them but now, I don't care. Yeah, I love this trope and shipping is supposed to be fun. Give me two persons who romantically love each others but aren't supposed too, hello the angst! I'm on board! After all; We don't choose whom we love.

Time. They spend their lifetime together! This is another trope I love. They are born together and they are obsessed by it. My romantic ass can't help but loving long-term relationship. They can't see themselves without the other (if this phrase makes sense) and it makes me laugh when people say "Jaime is so over Cersei ass" sorry but hello? They lived for 42 years together, have been involved for almost 30 years romantically, had 3 (almost 4) children together and you except him to forget her just like that? LMAO

I think I could add more reasons but this is really the first ones that pop into my mind and if I keep going, I will never finish...

As for my favorite scenes :

The Reunion in S3: This is by far my fave! The look on their faces OMG... especially Cersei, she looks like she can't breathe. No words needed or big love declaration, simply their faces. That's what I call good acting. Oh, I remember this fanart, where they fall into each others arms, it was so pretty! I felt robbed after seeing that. But I don't remember the author. 😭

The Morning After in 7x03: I know most of the fans hated this season but theses scenes were pure bliss for me and I was ready to take every crumbs I could have. And oh God, this scene looked like I wrote it myself. And the maid... I want her face when she saw Jaime in the bed on my grave, I will never be over this!

The Moment After Cersei Told Tywin The Truth in 4x10: Well, it was pretty hot!

The Hug in 1x03: Same as the one above. And I think Jaime's quote sums up their relationship : And if he does, I'll kill him. Him, Ned Stark, the King... the whole bloody lot of them, until you and I are the only people left in this world.

That Scene Just After Jaime Came Back with Myrcella in 6x01: Cersei is devasted by Myrcella's death, she's depressed and it breaks my heart everytime. 😭 And at the same time, it's a beautiful scene but yeah, I always end up in tears.

And so many more! I could also talk about the moments when they are apart and think/talk about the other. Theses little clues people barely notice. Like Cersei, talking to Sansa saying Jaime was with her during Joffrey's birth, or saying to Tyrion she wonder what Jaime is doing, worried, or saying to I-don't-remember-who he's not been forgotten, or just before they reunite, when she's looking at the shell, I can't stop thinking this is a reminiscence of their childhood at Casterly Rock (I know someone else wrote that too not so long ago). Or Jaime, saying to Jory Cassel (I think) that Robert is humiliating her by whoring in front of everyone, or when Roose Bolton tell him that Stannis attacked King's Landing but he failed and that Cersei is safe, Jaime fell on his knees, everyone think it's because of the loss of his hand and he's exhausted by the trip but he's simply relieved that Cersei is alive. All these little things...Yes.

There is one micro moment from the books I would have loved to see on my screen tho, that kiss Ned catched during the Hand's tourney. He see Jaime kissing a woman and we all know it's Cersei disguised, but not Ned. It's short but I really love that moment.

I wish GRRM could write a book only about them to be honest, at this point. There is so many possibilities and I have so many headcanons. This isn't nice George, make a girl happy! I also think there relationship is more toxic in the books than in the show and they freaking need to talk! And my stupid romantic ass also want them to have a happy ending sometimes, I can't help myself, even if I know it's not gonna happen. Oh, and I also think their fate will be slightly different in the show but I could be wrong.

Yeah, I really love them. I have to admit that sometimes, it really piss me off to see how people treat them, the double standards they instaured between these two make me want to gouge my eyes out and I'm disgusted by the fact they want them to f*ck someone else, especially while Cersei is pregnant. 🙄 But at least, I stay in my lane.

Honestly I could add other stuffs, I want to but like I said I will never finish this post otherwise... But here's my opinion. 😊

Have a nice day! ❤️

#well it's almost 3 full pages on word #i'm sorry nonnie i hope you don't mind #anon #answered #marie speaks about got #jaime x cersei #otp : a dynasty for us

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queen-of-the--ashes · 5 years

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s8e5 thoughts

@varys snitches get stitchesssssss fuck you!

Jon doesn't look surprised at all that varys knows, he's just like yep, that didn't take long

His loyalty is inspiring but makes me think he's gonna die lol

omg she looks so fucked up my poor baby

Don't blame Tyrion wut

They really are gonna go mad Dany today huh fuck this show

Cute that Tyrion is trying to protect varys tho

Reward for whoever murders varys lmao

I feel bad for this poor stupid idiot but WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DO THAT

he's tyrions best friend tho which is sad

I hope you're wrong too my guy but even if you're not I will still stan one (1) mad queen

Ooooooh drogon coming out the dark was sick as hell

That very soft 'dracarys' was lethal and terrifying yikes

Protect her grey worm! You are all she has anymore 😢

She's so sad kill me

Took you long enough to say I love you back you fucking dumbass

Kiss her you coward

Jon you're the absolute worst omg

Dany should have stayed in mereen with the ugly guy ugh

Fuck westeros lol

Fuck so they have Jaime prisoner...?

If this show doesn't have a happy ending I'm gonna cry myself to death

Davos beat some sense into someone. Anyone. I'm begging you.

Lannister brother's saving each other once again ♥️♥️

Tyrions really not even going to ask him to kill her lmao

Tyrion is def gonna die

I want Jaime and Tyrion to run away and open a tavern together or something. Those poor fucking bastards

At least they waited til daybreak for this battle

They could have st least dressed like peasants lol

I like the golden company's shields. Very metal

Arya hasn't been in Kings landing since they killed ned shit

Lmao Jaime didn't get in, suckerrrrrr

Fuck them up Dany let's goooooooooo

All the scorpion guys yelling Fire! Yeah, man, fucking FIRE 😂😂😂

Fucking iconic

The HORSE!!!!! NO!!!

Kick some ass Greyworm!!!!

These golden company bros suuuuuuuck not worth the money Cersei

Is Cersei showing a lil bit now?????!

The Red Keep has never fallen...? Except when tywin and ned stormed it after Jaime killed aerys? lol

Jon fighting to get to the front of the lines like move, main characters coming through bitch!

Weakest battle ever tbh

Cersei doesn't deserve Dragonfire Dany!!!!!

Oh honey

Dany wasn't done yet and neither was Greyworm lmao

If Jon kills grey worm I'll be pissed

She's not even burning the red keep like

Ughhhhhhh Daenarys babe you deserved better than this

Huh, so I guess Jaime gets to kill euron haha

Break the wheel Dany ♥️ tear down their stone houses

No!!!! JAIME¡!!!!!!!!!!!?!!¡!!!

I love Qyburn tbh I hope he lives (he won't but I hope)

Oh fuck the wildfire going off now too

Cut his head off Jaime yesssssssss

Even with his dying breath euron greyjoy is fucking annoying

Oh no the cool map is gonna get destroyed

It's all I care about, he says, as he cares about Arya loudly.

Has anyone ever called him sandor before

:'(((((

Leak said a roof collapsed of Cersei, there we go huh

Aw fuck, there goes qyburn, damn

How's it feel to be all alone Cersei you bitch

Now Arya and Jaime fight over who gets to kill cersei

Stab her Jaime STAB HER

Jaime whaaaaaaaaat are you doingggggggg

Fuck yeah sandor ruin him

Hard to kill a fuckin zombie though huh

Arya baby you should have stayed home

If drogon kills Arya I'm deleting the whole internet

I knew that woman would come back lol. People stay saving aryas life don't they

Why is it taking so long for the mountain to kill him lmao he crushed people head lol potato chips ffs

Fucking dieeeeeeeee 😂 gold

What a gross ending to clegane bowl honestly

And now wildfire kills everyone

Jon and davos look sad as hell

Why haven't we seen a shot of Dany since she started attacking, lame.

Im so sick and tired of this episode already

Arya is going to dieeeeeeee

Hey Jaime I was rooting for to we were all rooting for you why would you do this

I hope another roof collapsed on you you weak fucks

Brienne should have chosen Tormund

You should have thought about that shit before Cersei you dumb bitch. You made this happen

Jaime why

I'm not even mad Jaime I'm just disappointed in you

Idk how hbo thinks they're going to make money off a spin-off when they've let literally everyone down this hard in just 2-3 episodes and ruined the whole show

#game of thrones #got spoilers #game of thrones spoilers

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summerseachild · 5 years

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I power-watched GoT Season 1

Why? Because before tomorrow, I wanted to remember what I loved about the show. Instead of liveblogging my flailing, I did it in my phone’s notes, but I thought I’d dump the whole season here (season 2 is also finished as of today). I to keep myself to three bullet points per episode, but failed most of the time.

1x01

1. They are all SO YOUNG! Kit is a bb! Maisie! Sophie! RICHARD!

2. I still love to story of Jaime jumping off the cliffs at the Rock and his impression of Tywin. (And you wonder why I fell in love with them..)

3. The years have not lessened my dislike of Robert Baratheon.

1x02

1. Lannister family breakfasts give me joy. (GIVE ME A GOOD CLEAN DEATH ANY DAY OMG JAIME)

2. Michelle Fairley was a gift.

3. (Bonus - Theon being in the trusted council Cat tells about suspecting the Lannister’s in Bran’s attempted murder = ❤️❤️❤️)

4. JUSTICE FOR LADY 2K19! I am still so angry at everyone involved that I can feel my heart rate start increasing the second the scene by the river starts, and by the time we get to the scene in front of Robert, I have to make sure there’s nothing in my hand to throw. True story: the first time I watched this, I came closer than I ever have in my whole life to throwing an actual glass at a tv. After all this time, only a lifetime of self control and respect for the people who bought us our new tv keeps me from doing it now.

1x03

1. Love the Lannister vs Stark parenting parallels: Cersei doesn’t give terrible advice to her son... Machiavellian, but canny. Ned is a good dad too... trying to explain to Arya why Sansa acted the way she did...

2. Remember when the white walkers were scary and Old Nan was the best storyteller? Remember when there were so many great minor characters like her? Like Old Maester Aemon and Syrio Forel given so much good stuff to do with not a lot of screen time?

3. I may hate Robert, but my great respect for Mark Addy as an actor has only grown. That scene in Robert’s study with Robert and Barristan Selmy And Jaime is SO GOOD. Also Jaime talking about Aerys with that look on his face like he’s reliving it is always SO HAUNTING.

4. Bonus: remember when Dany had her OG clique? Irri and Jiqui and Doreah and Rhakaro and Jorah? I do. :(

1x04

1. Tyrion’s second visit to Winterfell is great. The smile on Bran’s face when he gets the plans for the saddle is SO PURE. Theon recommending Ros to Tyrion is less pure but still hilarious before we get to the serious business of explaining why Theon is in Winterfell.

2. Awwww Pyp And Grenn and Sam are such babies! Yay brotherhood.

3. Ned’s straightforwardness is so obviously going to get him killed it’s painful.

1x05

1. Sandor Clegane is more interesting to me this time around. Also Rory McCann is brilliant.

2. Maester Luwin And Bran talking with Theon practicing archery in the background makes my heart ache. “Famed for their skill at archery, navigation, and lovemaking.” Lol

3. That skull Arya hides in has to be Balerion. It looks even bigger than Drogon! And that’s Varys talking to... Illyrio? I don’t remember a lot I’m realizing.

4. I can’t resist cackling at Littlefinger and Varys sniping at each other and Aiden and Conleth PLAYING IT UP and clearly loving every second of it.

5. Bonus bonus: that scene between Cersei and Robert where they’re discussing strategy and potential scenarios for a Dothraki invasion is fascinating on so many levels. They hate and know each other so well and Lena and Mark play off each other brilliantly. And CERSEI IS SO VULNERABLE HERE. I think this might be one of the moments I fell in love with her, weird as that sounds.

6. Triple bonus: 😂 at Jaime knocking out his own man who stabbed Ned and robbed Jaime of his fair fight with The Warden of the North.

1x06

1. This episode gets a 10/10 for amount of time Theon and Robb spend in scenes together.

2. Having watched a lot of Ripper Street seeing Bronn for the first time is a whole lot of fun.

3. FIRE CANNOT KILL A DRAGON YES KHALEESI

1x07: remember when Dan and David used to let experienced writers co-write their eps? That was fun.

1. Tywin Lannister DRESSING HIS OWN STAG like a boss. I live for this intro scene and Charles Dance’s Tywin.

2. YOU WIN OR YOU DIE. And Cersei lived and died by those words. At least she’s consistent? Anyway, SO ICONIC.

3. Sam and Jon taking their vows at the weirwood North of the Wall with the snow swirling around them still sends a chill up my spine.

4. Bonus: all the Dothraki language in this episode is cool and Jason SELLS IT.

5. Bonus bonus: BETRAYAL! ...Peter, no...

1x08

1. Let’s hear it for quick thinking dead heroes. Septa Mordane And Syrio Forel saved those Stark girl’s’ lives.

2. Poor bb Sansa all getting used as a pawn by people who have power over her. Your day will come, my Queen in the North.

3. Today’s sexuality: Robb Stark saying “call the banners”

4. Bonus: Dany did not save those women from being assaulted in that village to burn down King’s Landing out of spite

1x09

1. Maester Aemon’s speech about love and duty is so great and it reminded me of when this show had THEMES and common plot threads that WORKED.

2. Shae and Bronn And Tyrion playing games gives me joy, until Tyrion tells the Tysha story and I’m not ok ever.

3. Robb was a smart commander and one who Got How Serious his responsibilities were and I just love him ok.

1x10

1. Catelyn being like “FIRST get your sisters back THEN kill them ALL” to Robb is peak Stark bloodthirst and I love it.

2. NOW AND ALWAYS followed by Theon saying something that sounds a lot like the wedding vows but with swords is giving me a LOT OF THROBB FEELS this time through.

3. Mirri Maz Duur is SO INTERESTING and her actress is GREAT and I want to know MORE ABOUT HER.

4. Jeor Mormont being like “White walkers are COMING do you think it matters who sits on the Iron Throne?” Is super funny now. Because d and d sure don’t agree with him.

5. BABY DRAGONS!!! SO CUTE!!! Shrieky, but cute.

#summersea has feels about got

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avengerdragoness · 7 years

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Silence Unsealed With A Kiss [Bart Allen x Reader]

Requested by anon: “Can I request a YJ imagine where the reader is Zatanna's cousin and they are left alone with Bart because everyone else is on a mission. Also Bart is being super flirty and reader uses their magic to make him stop talking? Maybe kiss at the end, maybe not, whatever you want. And OMG I absolutely adore your writing! Keep up the good work!”

A/n: I hope you enjoy this! Sorry it took me so long to get this out, I’ve been super busy with life. Hope you enjoy it love! <33 ______

When your cousin forced you to visit the team. You were not interested. Yes, you had powers the exact same as Zatanna’s and your Uncle Zatara’s, but you didn’t want join the junior justice league. And to be stuck in a cave with a bunch of super teens? Not something you wanted to be a part of.

But alas, Zatanna didn’t give you a choice. “I don’t want to be here” You glared at her as you stood outside the Zeta tube. Zatanna sighed, “Come on [F/n], just give it a chance.” She pleaded as you rolled your eyes. “You told me about the team you were apart of, they were impressive. All of the kids now, they’re basically all rookies. You and Doctor Fate, aka my uncle, have trained me. I don’t need to be a part of the junior squad Zee.”

Zatanna sighed, “Well, according to Batman and the Justice League, you do.” You didn’t answer and that’s when she put a hand on your shoulder. “Listen [F/n] if you’re as ready as you and I know you are. Nightwing and M’gann will put in a good word for you to the Justice League. Then we’ll be able to work together again.” Looking over at her, you caved. “Okay, fine, if this is what you think is right.”

She smiled before giving you a quick hug and helping you get through the Zeta tube. Entering the Cave, Nightwing and M’gann were there to greet you. “Good to see you again [F/n]” M’gann said going to hug you. Nightwing smiled at you, “We’re happy Zatanna convinced you to give the team a chance.”

You shrugged, “Yeah, she convinced me to give you a shot.” Nightwing nodded before the rest of the team ended up coming in. They all noticed you, recognizing Zatanna but at a loss for who you were. Next think you knew a brush of wind went by you and a boy of about your age with brown hair was in front of you. “Whoa, dude, personal space” You stepped away from him.

Then another boy in a blue suit walked up and pulled the guy back. “Calm down hermano.” You looked over at Zee and cocked an eyebrow, she simply shrugged.

“Everyone” Nightwing caught their attention, “I want to introduce you to someone who might be joining us. This is Zatanna’s cousin [F/n], she has some powerful magic and we’re lucky to have her here. [F/n] this is the team. Blue Beetle, Wondergirl, Beast Boy, Batgirl, Lagoon Boy, Bumblebee, Robin, Impulse, and you already know Superboy.”

“I do, good to see you again Conner.” He smiled at you and gave you a fist bump. “Right back at ya.” You didn’t notice how Impluse’s smile dropped a little because of your interaction with the older man.

Nightwing looked toward the rest of the team. “Okay everyone, let’s get down to business.” Saying as he walked over and clicked on the holo-computer, making the large screen appear. “We have had more sightings of these aliens who have been abducting people. We’ll be spliting into the Alpha, Gamma, and Beta squads. Alpha will be Wondergirl, Miss Martian, Beast Boy and I. Gamma will be Batgirl, Superboy, Bumblebee, and Zatanna. Finally Beta will be Lagoon Boy, Robin, and Blue Beetle. Mal will run point from here.”

You figured they wouldn’t have you out on a mission yet and simply stood there with your arms crossed. However, Impulse was gaping. “Wait! Nightwing! What about me?” Nightwing looked at him, “I told you after the last mission, if you’re going to be reckless you’re sitting this one out. That’s what you did. Maybe you can show [F/n] around”

“Yipee” You said unenthusiastically, earning a glare from you cousin and a few chuckles from the rest of the team. Of whom were silenced by a strong look from their leader. “Anyway” Nightwing said “Let’s move we have a small time frame” saying before beginning to lead everyone to the Zeta tube. Zatanna walked over to you, “Play nice, please.” You chuckled, “Don’t I always?”

She rolled her eyes and chuckled before following the rest of the team.

You turned to the speedster who had been watching you, cocking an eyebrow at him. He perked up, “Well I guess I’m giving you a tour beautiful.” He grinned. “Don’t call me that” You answered flatly. He laughed nervously before waving for you to follow. But when he sped away you stood there confused. “Umm” Looking around.

Just then he was in front of you again. “Sorry, I forget I have super speed sometimes” You shrugged, “It’s fine.”

After that he took you on a tour of the cave, showing you all of the important areas, like the training room, kitchen, bedrooms, and finally the common room. Though by the end of the tour you were close to punching this kid in the face because of all his flirtatious comments.

“So gorgeous, what do you think of the cave? Great view right? Almost as great as looking at you.” He smiled cheekily. You glared at him, “I swear if you make one more flirtatious comment I’m casting a spell on you that will make you stop talking.” Pointing a threatening finger at him. Bart simply found that as a challenge, “Really? Because that’d just make you hotter than you already are.”

Your fists clenched when he said that “ecnelis” his laughing soon turned to nothing. He tried to speak but no words or sounds escaped his mouth. Sighing in relief you fell back on the couch. Just then the team came back and Bart sped over to the control room. Pointing to his throat and trying to talk but still failing. All of his teammates began to laugh except the older ones who just exchanged a look.

That’s when you walked in with a smirk. Zatanna gave you a knowing look, “What’d you do?” You rolled your eyes, “I warned him that if he didn’t stop flirting with me I’d do this. He challenged me.” Nightwing sighed and looked at Bart, “Technically you did bring this upon yourself” saying to Bart while everyone snickered. Though Zatanna wasn’t laughing, “[F/n] give him his voice back.” Saying as you came and stood beside her. “Fine” You laughed, “but he deserved it.” Saying as you walked over to him. He expected you to do a chant but instead you pulled his lips to yours in a quick kiss, shocking just about everyone but Zatanna. Pulling away Bart stared at you, gaping.

“What?” You rose an eyebrow “That’s how you counter that spell.”

Zatanna chuckled, “Come on we have to get home” She gestured for you to follow. Which you did, saying goodbye as you left.

Once you were gone everyone looked at Bart who was still gawking at the Zeta tube. Jaime walked over and poked him, “You okay?” Bart just looked at him then the door. “Dude, I’m definitely going to keep flirting with her.”

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