bishova incorrect quotes featuring clint barton

Kate: Here's a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it Clint: Kate. No. Yelena: Mistlefoe Clint: Please don't encourage her -------------------------------------------------------------

Yelena: What happens if I press the break and the gas pedals at the same time? Kate: The car takes a screenshot. Clint: For the last time, get the fuck out -------------------------------------------------------------

Clint: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste Yelena: We got spring water Clint: NO. Kate: With extra minerals Yelena: It's like licking a stalagmite Clint: DON'T COME HOME Kate: Mmmmm cave water 🥰 ------------------------------------------------------------- Kate: I'm kiiiind of crushing on someone, but I'm worried about telling you who it is, because you're not gonna like it Clint: Just rip the bandage off. Kate: It's Yelena. Clint: Put the bandage back on. -------------------------------------------------------------

Kate to Clint: Okay. Maybe playing 'whos family is the most dysfunctional' wasn't the best idea we've ever had. Yelena's been crying in the bathroom for the past hour and we can't get her out -------------------------------------------------------------

Randall: Actually, Mereoleona is our Captain now. Fuegoleon: [Heads to the newbies] Fuegoleon: Fuegoleon: Are you okay?

the first in a series of incorrect quotes based on my fanfics. this one is from

so. here we go.

Rhea and Ares: *sleep deprived, with their weapons drawn out, quite possibly high on nectar spiked red bull* FIGHT ME-

Apollo and Aphrodite: *behind them, in their scariest forms* do not.

Lovely, tasting blood for the first time: mm. good soup

Lucy: *eating a cinnamon roll*

Peter/Susan/Edmund: Cannibalism.

Lucy: *confused and panicked chewing sounds*

Dean: Sam and I are so close, we even share a toothbrush. Sam: We what?

Original Quote: @incorrectquotesmcu

Thrawn & Vanto, Bounty Hunters! 

Undercover as Cad Bane and Boba Fett. This totally happened, at least once. Tall, blue-skinned alien with red eyes and short, brown-haired, dark-skinned human. It's way too good a coincidence to pass up.

If you look closely you can see that their undercover costume is cobbled together. At first, I thought about putting them in the exact outfits but where's the fun in that? They had to make do with what they could find, from spray-painted stormtrooper armor to uniform trousers to Eli's off-duty shirt.

Buck, Eddie, and Chim waiting for Hen in the helicopter -

Chim: Switch seats with me.

Eddie: Why?

Chim: The sexual tension between you two is making it hard to breathe in here. You need to be separated.

Buck: But...

Chim: No! We don't know how long we'll be waiting for Hen. I refuse to suffocate in your sexual tension. I'm sitting between you two.

Buck and Eddie: ...fine.

Marceline: Okay. Let's play The Quiet Game. Whoever talks first loses. Get it?

Ice King: ...

Ice King: ...I lose! Wanna play Jenga??

POV: The election of 1800

Hamilton: Burr

Burr: Sir?

Hamilton: Is there anything you wouldn't do?

Burr: No, I'm-

Hamilton: And would it include you actually killing me if I vote for Jefferson?

Burr: Perhaps

Hamilton: ...

Burr: ... Probably

Hamilton: . . .

Burr: ... Most likely?

Hamilton:

Hamilton: Fuck it, I'm still voting for Jefferson

*Ras sitting in camp very focused reading a book.*

Gale: Ras, I was wondering what you were reading.

Ras: Well, you and Astarion have unique...diets? I have a stockpile of magical items for you. *points to a chest he is keeping all unused magical items* So I am seeing if there is a way to make my blood less vile tasting for Astarion.

Gale: As much as I am glad you are looking out for us, and being so understanding of some our...unique tastes...Ras, not to put a fine point on it...you can't read...

Ras: I cannot read most languages, yes, but this is written in Abyssal :D

Gale: Oh—Wait what?!

YCTMTDH Incorrect Quotes: Scouting

Wayzz: Master Fu! I can sense the butterfly miraculous!

Master Fu: That is not good, we must find fitting heroes to stop the threat and bring back the lost miraculous.

Wayzz: But Master, how are you going to find fitting holders?

Master Fu, putting on a hat and trench coat: By stalking some kids.

Wayzz: Wait, what?

CROWLEY SSR THOUGHTS

there is zero basis for this, but I can't get this thought of my head

I don't know why I decided to draw it this way

this has been done before.

crowley saying "if any harm comes to aziraphale because of this i will–" to gabriel is SO fucking special to me bc he was so clearly afraid of gabriel after the trial like just look at his reaction when he first sees him and him saying he spent a WHOLE NIGHT worrying that gabriel's gonna smite him like he's actually terrified and still after ALL THAT he still threatens gabriel and i just think threatening someone like THAT is actually so vulnerable bc he's making it abundantly clear that he cares for aziraphale and wants him safe and that aziraphale is HIS to protect and he WILL protect him no matter fucking what and i just i can't deal with how outright and upfront crowley was this season not only with aziraphale but with other people ABOUT aziraphale too like he was really not fucking around this season and he needed everyone to know aziraphale is his and made gabriel almost JUMP OUT OF A WINDOW for wanting to hurt aziraphale and the vulnerability of it all is making me go NUTS