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keepersofmyheart · 2 years

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😂😂😂

Tomato aspic

I love him so much

#help I can’t stop laughing #😂😂😂😂😂#not food porn #tomato aspic #b dylan hollis #gay #chef #❤️keepersofmyheart❤️#I love him so much #more one liners #recipe #cooking #a bay leaf #I think if it like small men #you can’t tell if it’s in or not #😂😂#heavier that my self doubt #taste somebody killed Italy

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buggachat · 5 months

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something so fucked up about Chat Noir’s whole deal is that he is in a lot of ways Adrien playing a character. Like Adrien picked up his miraculous and was told he’d be a superhero so he was like “ok, time to act like a superhero!” and he lets himself have fun w it and play up the role and let loose and kind of just allow himself to be silly and goofy and have fun and for once in his life not care about performing Perfection™.

But. But none of the other characters KNOW THAT. So everyone just sees Chat Noir and is like “look at this guy’s ego. He’s so full of himself. Surely it’d be fair to knock him down a few pegs” without being aware of how few pegs he actually HAS. He’s like the “insecure character who overcompensates in ego” trope except he’s really not doing it unironically, he’s just having a fun LARP pretending to have self worth in his off-hours but nobody else is on the same page about it being a game and he refuses to tell them. He just dramatically pouts about it and lets them laugh and pretends like he’s not internalizing it and it is almost 3 am and my brain forced me to write this instead of sleeping I’m gonna take a melatonin

#writing this my brain was like: what if he actually likes it?#what if he likes people openly criticizing him in ways nobody actually does to Adrien agreste?#because Adrien Agreste is perfect and can do no wrong. maybe he enjoys being insulted or something #and then I remembered chat noirs multiple breakdowns about feeling unworthy and yknow what yeah I don’t think he likes it LOL #do normal people actually fall asleep when they lie down #if you can’t tell I recently decided to make my random ml musings your guys’ business instead of keeping it to myself #hope you enjoy

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aesthetic-uni · 17 days

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Oh. God.

#uni talks about the universe #april 13 #april 13th #homestuck #neil banging out the tunes #it’s arguably a double whammy #I keep forgetting tumblr holidays #I need a calendar for tumblr holidays #TUMBLR SHOP IF YOU ARE READING THIS #I HAVE COPYRIGHTED THAT IDEA SO YOU CANT MAKE ONE #FUCK OFF #I don’t like tumblr shop if you can’t tell

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weewoo911 · 14 days

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Buck taking grainy, zoomed-in pictures of every single helicopter he sees and sending them to Tommy like “dis u babe? 🥰”

#911 abc #bucktommy #they’re so cute together #you can’t tell me he wouldn’t #and it would make Tommy smile EVERY TIME #and then one time it WAS him so he just texts back ‘yeah’ and it makes bucks entire WEEK #evan buckley #tommy kinard

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deadsetobsessions · 2 months

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Sea Cryptic! Danny AU- Pt.3

[Pt.1] [Pt.2] [Pt.4][Pt.5][Pt.6][Pt.7]

“Aquaman.” Batman swept into the room, beelining straight for the suddenly apprehensive Atlantean king.

“Batman. What can I do for you?”

“Phantom. Does he pay taxes?”

“Pardon?”

Batman makes a low noise that had Aquaman’s danger senses buzzing.

“Does Phantom have to pay taxes. Towards Atlantis.”

“No…? Why?”

“He wanted money, in exchange for… information, of a delicate sort,” Batman said, diplomatically avoiding the topic of Phantom bargaining for the identities of corpses in exchange for a measly $100 dollars per identity. Like a flea market dealer, that one was.

“You encountered Phantom again?” Aquaman perked up.

“Yes. Gotham’s bay is… polluted.” Batman paused. “With victims. Of murder.”

The entire area quieted as heads turned towards the Dark Knight.

“Yes, I am… distantly aware of Gotham’s waters.” By that, Aquaman gets green around the gills whenever he turns his awareness in that direction. There’s a reason he doesn’t enter Gotham, and the Dark Knight’s ban is only half of that reason. “Ah, but you’re correct. For what purpose would Phantom need mortal currency?”

“Hn.”

“Maybe he needs some stuff?” Flash zipped to a stop next to Batman, feet tapping as he dug into the pile of snacks cradled in his arms. “Us mortals are always coming up with new things, maybe he wants to try some games or something?”

Batman tilted his head down, seriously considering Flash’s suggestion. “It’s plausible.”

“Barry, Barry, Barry. He’s old as hell, right? He probably wants to try the new booze!”

“Hal, my man!” Flash fist bumped Green Lantern, who came up. “You’re back! What happened to John?”

“Dunno. He got called somewhere that way,” Green Lantern waved a vague hand towards the left. “Had to deal with a politician or something from that area.” He shrugged, swinging an arm over Barry’s shoulders to put him in a headlock and stealing a chip.

“Huh. Anyways, would our mortal alcohol even work on a demi-god or something?”

“We should ask!” Hal turned towards Batman. “You should ask if he wants to go for a drink, spooky!”

“He’s a child.”

“He’s been around for more than a millennia, Bats.”

“Informational gathering, right, Hal?” Flashgot out of the headlock, quickly munching on his snacks to stop Green Lantern from stealing them.

“Totally. Yup.”

“…Fine.”

“Wait, are we just gonna ignore that Gotham’s waters are full of bodies?”

“Yes.”

——

“What?” Danny asked, mind half on the bags he’s dragging out of the water and the other half on the essay he has to submit in about four hours.

“Green Lantern wanted to invite you out for a drink.”

Danny turned to the stoic Gotham knight, who had his wrist computer out to log the bodies’ info the moment Danny gave him the information. Some of them even told Danny who murdered them, so Batman could start building cases with solid leads.

Danny’s only twenty. He’s not legal yet but he doesn’t want to give any clues to who he is. How is he supposed to…

Ah!

“Can’t.” Danny shrugged. “I’m not legal. I died when I was fourteen so…” Danny trailed off, speechless at the drowned puppy face Batman was giving him. What the fuck.

“Anyways, fork over my payment.”

Batman wordlessly hands him a wad of hundreds.

“What do you need cash for?” Batman suddenly asked.

“Huh? Isn’t it obvious?” Danny tucked it in. “Material things, obviously. I need a blanket,” because holy shit, Gotham is damn cold this time of year. “Anyways, see you same time next week, litterer.”

“I don’t litter.”

“Tell that to the batarangs I found under the water,” Danny grumbled. “But I’ll stop calling you that if you get a signature from Poison Ivy. I have a friend who loves her.”

“An alive friend?”

“Wouldn’t you like to know, weatherboy?”

Danny snickered and disappeared. He’s gotta cram that essay.

——

“There’s a possibility Phantom might be homeless.”

“Batman, I mean this in the nicest way, but for the love of Atlantis, please stop giving me headaches. It’s time like these I wish I stayed a lighthouse keeper.”

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inafallsaway · 6 months

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Drawing time!

#one piece #monkey d luffy #luffy #nico robin #nami #I think they draw together a lot #both can’t draw tho lol #I tried to base robins style after the couple eps she we do see her drawing #she has lots of sharp lines lol #also wanted to include a ton of tiny cute things on the fridge #I wanted to add more but i think I went a wee bit overboard #the things in the corner if you can’t tell are magnets that represent all of them #ok no more rambling I hope you like I worked hard on it hehe #my art

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fmayyy · 1 month

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Lucifer is so Michael Scott coded…..

#hazbin hotel #alastor #lucifer #alastor hazbin hotel #lucifer morningstar #my art #hazbin hotel fanart #he just kills me hes soooo stupid #I can’t wait to see their dynamic next season #tell me you can’t see Lucifer doing the WHERE ARE TURTLES scene #like he IS Michael Scott #1k

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xaithings · 1 month

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“atta boy.”

“gooood boy.”

“such a fucking slut, yeah?”

“dirty bitch. my bitch.”

“keep looking at me.. that’s it.”

“so fucking needy.”

thank you for coming to my ted talk.

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ao3-crack · 9 months

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hekuuu · 3 months

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#idk how common this superstition is #but my mom always tells me that you can’t talk when you’re sewing on yourself #otherwise you will sew on your soul #or memory #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #bloodweave #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #astarion #baldurs gate 3

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lazylittledragon · 4 months

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please continue with dadstarion if you want to. we lov him

don’t worry i don’t need to be asked

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #astarion #tavstarion #karlach #dadstarion #parents are incapable of noticing that their child looks weird and then there’s astarion #you can tell this is a while post brain because he’s so relaxed that he can’t run 60ft in 6 seconds anymore #i think he deserves to laugh more. and have lots of comfortable loungewear #also i love the person who tagged the karlach wip with ‘lots of love not lots of gentle’#i feel like she thrives during that stage of baby where they stop being fragile and you can just toss them around

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spookeart · 5 months

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They’re bonding

#Remus lupin #regulus black #moonwater #platonic moonwater #you can’t tell me they’re not best friends #i love them so fcking much you don’t understand #Remus lupin fanart #regulus black fanart #marauders #marauders era #marauders fanart #hp fanart #artist on tumblr #digital art #my art

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rubydubydoo122 · 5 months

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Wanna know something that kinda irks me. The fact that Dick Grayson has his own city, Jason Todd travels the world, and Tim Drake more or less stays in Gotham.

As characters, I feel like it would make sense if Dick was the hero who traveled the world, Jason stayed in Gotham, and Tim had his own city. Like it makes more sense.

I understand why it’s the way that it is, Dick had to get out of the shadow of Batman, Jason had to just get away from Batman, and Tim has to support Batman, but like think about it.

Dick who grew up in a traveling circus in his early life, would be itching to be back on the road and go wherever the wind takes him

Jason who lived in Gotham his whole life, and knows it like the back of his hand, would always be drawn to it and be its ferocious protector

And Tim, he needs a superhero identity that is out of the shadow of Batman, so I feel like him having his own city to protect would be good for him.

It just fits better with their characters, but eh, their stories will always be chained to Bruce’s.

#dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #bruce wayne #nightwing #red hood #red robin #batfam #you can’t tell me i’m wrong #batman

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mindlessdecay · 10 days

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BREAKING NEWS:

Goatman’s bridge will now cost 6 dollars to walk on

#watcher #shane madej #ryan bergara #if you can’t tell I’m pissed about this

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somecleverartname05 · 3 months

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Gwendolyn “Short Queen” Bouchard

#you can’t tell me she’s not short #little miss ‘I demand some respect’#gwendolyn bouchard #tmagp #the magnus protocol #my art #fanart #drawing #digital art

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love-fictional-ppl · 1 month

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Pro-hero!Bakugou who loves to come up behind you while you’re cooking and slap your ass. He’s such an ass guy.

Pro-hero!Bakugou who has photos of you all over his office in his agency.

Pro-hero!Bakugou who loves the massages you give him after he gets into a rough fight with some villain.

Pro-hero!Bakugou who no matter how tired he is will take you out on a date every Saturday. He always plans the date out ahead of time too.

Pro-hero!Bakugou who curses like a sailor towards anyone else, but watches his mouth for his housewife.

#I want to be his housewife #if you can’t tell #katsuki bakugo mha #bnha bakugo katsuki #pro hero bakugo x reader #pro hero bakugou #bakugou smut #bakugo katuski #katsuki bakugo x fem!reader #katsuki bakugo x reader #bnha bakugou #mha bakugou #bakugou x reader #bakugou katsuki

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