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shipping-world1994 · 5 days

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*Eli, in full shift, accidentally runs face first into a tree*

Derek and Stiles watching: Yeah, no DNA test needed. He's ours.

#teen wolf #stiles stilinski #derek hale #sterek #eli stilinski hale #eli hale #sorry had too #😂😂😂😂😂

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the-real-sasuke-uchiha · 26 days

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Sasuke + Taka + Cats

#@narutobrainrotstuff #Sasuke cat propaganda #more dopamine for you #😂😂😂😂😂#Sasuke Uchiha

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ununquadius · 11 months

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Harry: Every time I think about Malfoy, something inside me twists

Ron: Like with diarrhea cramps?

Harry: No, it's... a bit higher?

Hermione: Nausea?

Harry: No, it's—

George: Your thirst for vengeance constricting your lungs?

Ginny: A headache just from hearing him talk?

Harry: For fuck's sake, it's butterflies in my stomach, okay!?

#harry potter #drarry #harry x draco #draco malfoy #Stargazing-enby's post #😂😂😂😂😂#Love this!

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nightgoodomens · 12 days

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Oh Lord let the poor fucker go

#TheArmThatWasHeldHostage

#give me your fooking arm #NOOOOO #😂😂😂😂😂#I’m sorry but every time she tries and he resists I laugh #look I’m stroooooking your armmmm #michael: I don’t give a shit #Michael: girl move

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donfermin · 2 months

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#😂😂😂😂😂#I've been laughing for the past two hours #why is this so funny?#or is it just second hand embarassment

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lorcandidlucienwill · 1 month

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Amarantha definitely kept Lucien’s eye, I just know it was too pretty to discard.

Which begs the question: If Lucien’s lost eye was thrown into the Cauldron, would we get another Lucien?

#the more luciens the better #one for elain one for tamlin #😂😂😂😂😂#lucien vanserra #amarantha

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keepersofmyheart · 2 years

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😂😂😂

Tomato aspic

I love him so much

#help I can’t stop laughing #😂😂😂😂😂#not food porn #tomato aspic #b dylan hollis #gay #chef #❤️keepersofmyheart❤️#I love him so much #more one liners #recipe #cooking #a bay leaf #I think if it like small men #you can’t tell if it’s in or not #😂😂#heavier that my self doubt #taste somebody killed Italy

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tommarvoloriddlesdiary · 4 months

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Share your lastest WIP! If you want 👀

which one 🥲😂😭💀 i have a few - will this do?

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“They’re quite odd, aren’t they?”

Abraxas is snickering when he says it. He’s just loud enough to grate - nothing new - but in what should be the quiet sanctity of the library, his tone sufficiently pulls Tom from his reading.

His eyes lock on Abraxas across from him and flick to the ‘they’ in question.

And, of course, it’s the Grangers.

Since entering the magical community, Tom has learned a thing or two about their societal norms. An interesting component being that it is surprisingly challenging to be seen as ‘odd’ here. A wixen can be any number of things: lazy, stupid, poor, muggle - the list goes on, but ‘odd’ is a category used sparingly when directed towards each other. Much unlike the muggles Tom has known and grown his whole life around.

He was always seen as odd by them - freakish - and continues to be whenever he returns to the orphanage for summer. So he doesn’t much care for the word.��

Besides, if anything, the Grangers aren't even worth gawking over and snickering about. Their worst can be summed up to anti-socialistic, codependent, and exclusionary behaviours - probably a trauma response from the war. They clearly have no interest in playing house with their dormmates or the rest of the school, so why bother?

They are sitting beneath the second-story stair landing where the elves have managed to shove one last table. It’s one of the more tucked away and private places on this level — a place Tom would not consider and will not consider; he needs to be visible, available — and they’ve claimed it like it’s never belonged to anyone else. Like it was placed there just for them. Their ease of acclimation to Hogwarts as a whole has certainly raised some eyebrows, yet still, he isn’t concerned.

He had also known Hogwarts was his home the moment he had stepped foot in it, after all. He is not so foolish as to believe himself an outlier.

Hermione Granger’s hands are waving wildly, turning in circles and gesturing in a vague sphere-like shape. She’s talking aloud - not that Tom, or anyone else, can hear it - and doesn’t seem to like what she’s saying, given the harsh line between her brows. Ronald Granger is sitting in front of her and starts shaking his head. He says something and reaches across the table to take her wrists — expands them — the sphere becomes an oval.

Harry Granger sits beside them pensive, with his head down and reading carefully from a book in his hands. He starts to turn the page but pauses; he frowns and looks up.

He looks right at Tom.

Granger blinks once, slowly. He mouths something, but it’s not directed towards Tom because his siblings turn to look at him. It only lasts a moment before they suddenly turn around to stare at Tom as well, their eyes wide and alarmed.

Tom watches on as Harry Granger slouches - maybe sighs? He shakes his head and palms his face in something like dismay. It doesn't take a legilimens to read his lips now—

“You are both such idiots.” He says.

The corner of Tom’s lips curl. It’s possibly a smile. He’ll never call it that out loud.

“Very,” he finally replies to Abraxas.

#tomarry #tomarrymort #harrymort #my fic #unnamed fic #pov: tom #knights meeting #555 words exactly #must be a sign #if you believe in that sort of thing #thank you for sending in an ask - i won't lie when i first saw it i wasn't going to post anything because i only read the first part #and i was thinking - no one shall demand anything of me #but then i saw the second half #😂😂😂😂😂#also this should look familiar #i've posted something related to it before - but i've made changes #for starters i gave them all hermione's last name instead #at the hour i am posting this - hopefully no one will see it 😂

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sinners-go-to-drink-the-wine · 9 months

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JOSH, LEAVE SWEET JAKEY ALONE😂

#😂😂😂😂😂#kiszka twins #gvf #greta van fleet #jake kiszka #josh kiszka

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know-it-all-freak · 4 months

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On this day, 28 years ago, Paul was named as the Eighth Doctor.

10 January 1996, the day it all began!

The day which led to this...

...this...

...and this.

#Paul McGann #eighth doctor #my doctor #10 January 1996 #Paul became Eight #one more anniversary to celebrate #(did I just rhyme?)#😂😂😂😂😂

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keryaes · 4 months

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Oh warm 🥰

#haino #bathtime #lovers #😂#😂😂😂😂😂#kersdood

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giurochedadomani · 4 months

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I'm here once again on our collective bullshit @reineyday @ellii0tt , because idek if you've seen the fantastic video of Taz and Iñigo partying (idek what Taz drunk but I want a shot of whatever he's having 🤣🤣) but anyway, it popped again in my feed and made me think about the ice hockey au. Something, something, Sanji looses a bet against Nami, Nami gets Strong Friendly Blackmail (rip ussop's phone) of him singing completely out of tune with Luffy during Zoro's birthday, and there at the corner there's Mihawk smiling a bit softly to Shanks --almost a heart eyes moment for Mihawk standards-- and anyway this is one of those 'blink and you miss it' appearances of them together that have people Heavily Theorizing before Mihawk has his big love gesture skating. Hope y'all enjoy it!! ❤️😊