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sergeant-angels-trashcan · 3 months

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Kate Bishop, holding Roy's face in her hands: perfect cinnamon roll, too good for this world. too pure

Oliver Queen: you know he's been to rehab like three times, right?

Kate: did I ASK for the opinion of the ugliest person in the room? Gonna kick your a--

Oliver: I wish you would!!! I WISH YOU WOULD!!!!!

#kate bishop #hawkeye #oliver queen #roy harper #green arrow #red arrow #arsenal #my stuff #dc brainrot #oliver and kate disliking each other for no good reason is hilarious #it's kind of a relief for both of them to have someone they can be unapologetically rude to #the waynes are fully aware that if you want to reach new record high donations #you pit the queens and the bishops against each other because they will continually one-up each other #susan and ollie kind of like each other but susan plays along for sibling bonding reasons #yes this is from a tiktok #it's how millennials talk to other generations and it's sweet and nice and then #it's how millennials talk to other millennials and it's this

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vsingers · 7 months

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nefarious anglerfish alternate angles

uni.unagi on instagram

#yes i got these from tiktok i dont wanna hear it #i love this cat sm #cats #t

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papercute · 2 months

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hey black butler fans

is this anything

#sebaciel dni #like please. stay away from me #yes i put the text on in tiktok what do you want from me #black butler #ciel phantomhive #sebastian michaelis #anime and manga #anime #manga

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theshitpostcalligrapher · 12 days

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i've got the stupid dirt man song stuck in my head

#ya gotta leave a little dirt under your pillow for the dirt man...#for those of yall asking if i've gone bonkers yes because this is a little ditty from tiktok

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marbobar · 3 months

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“Oh youre such a handsome young man, can you give us a big smile”

#doodlins #my art #art wip #kar’niss #karniss #bg3 karniss #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 fanart #baldurs gate fanart #baldurs gate 3 fanart #drider #bg3 kar’niss #i like him kinda feral looking #thats the appeal #also I’m experimenting with a more stylized art style for doodles bc I don’t wanna spend too long on details for silly stuff #yes the quote text is from a tiktok audio #sorry

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l3viat8an · 2 months

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MC: A baby’s laugh is literally the most adorable thing you’ll ever hear!

Belphie: Unless it’s 2 am….and you don’t have a baby…

MC:…

#yes I got this from TikTok but it’s funnyyy #to me- funny to me #surprise it’s queue!#ro’s dumb stuff tag!#obey me!#obey me incorrect quotes #obey me mc #obey me belphegor #obey me belphie #om!#obey me shenanigans #obey me crack #obey me shitpost #om! incorrect quotes #om! shenanigans #om! mc #om! belphie

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weaver-z · 2 years

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I’m part of the coven the white house hired to ward against tiktok witches trying to curse the government. Yeah, I mean, the benefits are good, but we also kinda suck at our jobs. A lot of nepotism hires. If you stand on top of the Eisenhower building you can probably hex someone through a window tbh

#secret classified government info #yes this is based on those tiktok witches from that post yesterday #hi witchblr sorry witchblr

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flamie-42 · 7 months

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Dazai likes to bite Chuuya. Not in a sexual way but in a cat trying to annoy its owner way.

Chuuya: anyways so for this mission we have to infi- did you just fucking bite me Dazai: *as if he didn't just bite Chuuya's shoulder* nope. Chuuya: you fucking bit me you bastard! Dazai: nope Chuuya: *showing Dazai his shoulder* there are teeth marks here! Dazai: wasnt me Chuuya: *grabbing a ruler* come here Dazai: *running away* you have no proof! Mori: *walking in to ask them something* Boys I need the mission report from your last- *Chuuya is chasing Dazai around with a ruler and his shirt messed up* Mori: *confused and concerned* Boys? Dazai: *with Chuuya now in a headlock* yes boss? Chuuya: *has now stopped acting like a rabid dog* what do you need boss? Mori: ill get it later, continue whatever you were doing *He walks out as Chuuya continues to chase Dazai in circles around the room*

#bsd incorrect quotes #mori doesnt want to know what he walked in on #for my catzai x dogchuu agenda #catzai #dogchuu #yes this is inspired from that tiktok of measuring a cats teeth to see what they bit #skk #soukoku #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bungou gay dogs #bsd dazai #bsd chuuya

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traumatizeddfox · 2 years

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“omg peoples mental health is so bad they don’t shower??” girl some people have such bad mental health they kill themselves

#yes i stole this from tiktok #OUR TIKTOk!!!#4k

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starry-bi-sky · 5 months

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miscellaneous danyal al ghul things

specifically about the danyal al ghul from my post/prompt here and i wanna get my misc. headcanons/thoughts on him (especially in his early stay with the fentons) out here before i make any other danyal al ghul aus

list under the cut because whoops this got longer than i expected. which really i should have expected

the Fentons are unaffiliated with the League, which was perfect for Danny faking his death.

he struggles with empathy. Empathy was not taught nor encouraged while he was with the League, so it's a skill that's been pretty stunted. At 15 he's better at empathizing with people, but he still struggles with it. He's pretty bad at reassuring/comforting people and usually acts as an emotional rubber duck for Sam and Tucker to vent to if need be. He sometimes offers blunt and sometimes mean opinions, especially if its about another person.

Sam and Tucker do not know he's an ex-assassin, they are however, pretty positive that he used to be part of an eco-fascist cult with a focus on martial arts?? They've been helping him tone down some of his more,,, extreme views on humanity ever since they caught wind of his more extreme ideologies.

He and Sam are still avid environmentalists and feed into each other quite a bit. They spend plenty of time at protests and pestering the school into more eco-friendly options.

Dash is not dead on the sole fact that Danny knew he had to lay low in Amity Park and killing someone was not, in fact, 'laying low'.

he did, however, traumatize him when Dash first tried to bully him. Safe to say, Danny is not bullied at school and neither are Sam and Tucker.

Danny didn't make any friends in his first year at Amity Park. He was surly, grumpy, standoffish, more stubborn than Sam, and pretty self-important about himself. Jazz was trying to teach him against these things, but she is a 12 year old unaffiliated with the League. Danny did not respect her nor listen to a word she said. It wasn't until like, year two that he finally started paying to mind what she was saying and slowly started to improve on himself

Sam approached him first, he rebuffed her quite harshly, and then Danny approached her sometime afterward when he overheard her talking about environmental rights. Sam completely ignored him though when he agreed with her, and Danny had to later learn that he needed to apologize for being rude to her when they first met. He did so eventually, and they started to talk more with Tucker and Sam.

Danny's a bit more reserved than he is in canon, although he steadily learns how to act as a regular teenager when he's out in public. He's a bit more friendlier at least, although when he's around Sam and Tucker he drops the act. He still has a somewhat formal way of talking, it's just become more casual after a lot of ribbing from Sam and Tucker. When he's angry or annoyed he starts talking poshly though.

His humor is relatively the same as in canon, if somehow dryer and more insulting at some points

Those rare moments where he gets really pissed usually ends up with him insulting someone in arabic or any of the other languages he picked up from the league. He is the go-to for Tucker's Spanish homework. (Tucker makes that mistake and learns that Danny is a very strict teacher)

while Danny doesn't view the Fentons as his parents, even five years after living with them, he does respect them to some amount. He respects them enough at least that when Vlad Masters comes sniffing around, he is suitably offended on both Maddie and Jack's behalf. And when he finds out Vlad was the one who tried to kill Jack and tried to tell him to renounce him as his father/parental guardian, danny threw a suitably sharp object at him and insulted him quite horrendously

Vlad still wants him as his kid. In fact perhaps even moreso after this.

Danny trains with Maddie to keep up with his training. It's not quite the same but it prevents him from getting completely rusty

Sam and Tucker know that Danny has a little brother, but nothing else beyond that other than Danny cares about him quite a lot and that he got his facial scar from keeping him safe.

Danny cares about Sam, Tucker, and Jazz quite a bit, but he struggles to convey it. Especially early on when he realized he cared about them and like instinct started being harsher to them and more critical of their actions. This resulted in quite a few arguments with Sam and Tucker and Jazz until he got sat down and told outright that the way he was treating them wasn't okay. It's a process he's still trying to unlearn even at 15. He has become kinder towards them as a result, and has begun looking for what they did right rather than what they did wrong.

He harbors a lot of guilt over how he treated Damian in the League, and its a pretty big conflict he has with himself since he's torn between telling himself it was for the best to make sure Damian survived the League, and feeling like crap over how harsh/critical of Damian he was and realizing that he probably could have come up with a better way of training him despite being a child himself at the time. Danny comes to the realization that more than anything, that he just wants to apologize.

His ghost form, specifically is outfit, is a combination of his hazmat suit and his uniform from the league, and he carries a sword with him. He also doesn't know how to react to Dani, honestly. Although it is fair to say that he figures out she's a clone instantly because of her whole 'I'm your third cousin once removed' thing and he freaks out. She spills the beans pretty quickly after that. And Danny is pretty skittish around her - or the equivalent of skittish. Her being younger than him kinda reminds him of Damian, so he's uncomfortable by her presence but learns to warm up to her.

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #danny fenton is not the ghost king #dpxdc crossover #dpdc #dpxdc headcanons #dp x dc headcanons #danyal al ghul: exists #me: lets give him emotional constipation :) as a treat #older brother danny #sam+tucker: dude... were you part of a cult???? danny: excuse me? sam+tucker: were you. part of a cult #danny: it was not a *cult--* sam+tucker: oh my god you were part of a cult. that explains sO MUCH #danny is pr morally grey even at 15. he's starting to get the hang of this 'human life' thing though! he thinks.#but he is still the embodiment of that tiktok audio 'why dont we just kill these fucking people' even if he keeps it to himself sometimes #sam+tucker+jazz: dont litter danny: yes of course thats obvious s+t+j: okay then dont *kill* danny: now you've lost me #danny nearly stabbed dash when they first met. more accurately he nearly took off his finger like the train scene from the mummy movie 2 #with alex and that big guard guy who stabbed the table in between his fingers. “woah.” “Tt. i missed”#late night starry posts #not proof read and thus there will prolly be mistakes

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petitprincess1 · 4 months

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Alastor: Well, Mimzy and I are staying a bit distan- *phone rings*

Alastor: Oh, pardon me, Mimzy is calling. *answers* Hello, darling~

Mimzy: Hey, Al, do you know how to say "corn" in Cantonese?

Alastor: Suk Mai?

Mimzy: HAHAHA! SUK MAI NUTS! *hangs up*

Alastor: *strongly considering murder*

#yes i know Al possibly wouldnt have a cell #but Charlie does have his number #plus his slang had to have come from somewhere #hazbin hotel #alastor #mimzy #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel mimzy #chat post #source: tiktok

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gunstellations · 8 months

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old man(dragon) yaoi

#wriolette #my art #genshin impact #no buy why does wrio look lile miyamamo but specifically from his twink dancing tiktoks #i still dont ACTUALLY ship them that much???? i just want good things for neuvi and ive latched onto wrios character like #in a thats my guy. i picked him so you cant pick him kind of way. not exactly kinning but yes

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wisteriagoesvroom · 1 month

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broadscar best moments compilation🫣👉👈?

y'know. i actually really had to think about this. because oscar i feel is currently in the early intermediate phase of his glow up and not at his full blastoff broadscar potential yet (give it another few years).

NONETHELESS. the people ask. the people receive. my personal opinion top 5 broadscar moments:

#5. oh boy! that sure is a bicep!

you know the IT guy who shows up to fix your computer and you're like, well. that's nice he's just a quiet guy he's well informed about relevant cybersecurity software patches. he probably plays COD on the weekend and feeds his cat regularly.

then he leans forward with his palms flat on the table to check a dashboard or something and you're like - hold on. whaaat?

anyway not to get into AU or y/n territory rn but like. this was a strong hint of the sleeper build. is all i'm saying.

#4. back getting big, brain go brrrr

exhibit a: cannot remember which race this was from but okay, yeah he's an athletic dude, blablabla

exhibit b: suzuka '24. yooo back gains? and he is SLOUCHING...

#3: the fireproofs of peril

look...if i speak. i simply posit the question to the audience: what if oscar piastri stood up straight more often.

(and thank you @inchidentally for bringing this picture to my attention in the first place. a connoisseur. a scholar.)

number two: qatar karting night kardio arrest

yo. the arms. the balaclava. the vaguely drift-racing-game-adjacent nighttime lighting. and the amount of times this clip alone has surfaced in the oscar piastri thirst edits. ENOUGH SAID.

number one: the qatar sprint-sweat saga

I KNOW WE WERE ALL THINKING IT, OKAY.

how could i not include this on the list because, hello, first win, but also.... O, to be a single drop of sweat sliding down oscar piastri's face and into his *LOUD HELICOPTER NOISE*

anyway, sorry, did y'all hear something??? it sounded like someone losing their mind??

#oscar piastri #op81 #if anyone from tiktok is reading this and combing the tag for content pls credit me plzkthx cus i know y'all are lurking in here #in which the asker has subtly asked: how many ways are you insane about this dude?#to which i not so subtly answered: yes!#wiz.askbox #wizrambles.txt

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queen0fm0nsterz · 4 months

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Unanswered prayers from bygones

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james-sunshine-potter · 10 months

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James 'i don't care if people laugh with me or at me, as long as someone is laughing' Potter

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whoreraccoon · 10 months

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Dc x dp au where Jason is like, sort of a halfa but his ghost half and human half are separated instead of together so ghost!jason is just fucking around in the ghost zone in a color swapped robin costume and human!jason is all unstable and fucked up bc his soul is like cut in fucking half and then the batfam meet Danny and he spots Jason and is like “where’s the rest of u???” And it becomes a quest to go find Jason’s ghost and like try to fix him up and shit

#batman #dpxdc #yes this is why Jason can’t remember most shit from before his death #when Danny meets Jason it’s like that TikTok audio but menacing and concerning #Bruce is like ‘wtf wtf wtf where’s the rest of my son’

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