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weaver-z · 16 minutes
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had a dream where my mom tried to give our Venus fly trap a spoonful of milk and it immediately started hacking and coughing like an adult human man
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A TRUE CRIME CASE THAT WILL MAKE YOUR STOMACH TURN
I had to go to work today despite being sleepy because of capitalism(crime against sleepy girls)
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Slippery Little Men Getting Around And NOBODY Talking About It NO-BODY Talking About It At All
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weaver-z · 6 hours
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Thinking about when Nathan Fielder visited a real child’s room and said “Every object was perfectly placed, but nothing was by design. It was a work of art, and it was just real life.” No matter how much he tried to replicate situations, nothing he did could match the beauty of reality. Thinking about this insane genius man and his art quite hard actually.
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It's really easy to start a cult these days. Just tell them you are from the Ashtar Collective or whatever
Literally just:
Find thing evangelicals have been doing for 70 years.
Cover in starseed theming
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weaver-z · 13 hours
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this is the funniest fucking billboard possible. who the fuck paid for this
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weaver-z · 19 hours
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Me reviewing the footage of the bank during the hours when I was a teller knowing I'm about to get swamped by the fucking Men in Black
No recent SCP has enchanted me like SCP-4723 and yet there's NO art of it
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weaver-z · 22 hours
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yuo're moneyy is gone.......
No recent SCP has enchanted me like SCP-4723 and yet there's NO art of it
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weaver-z · 22 hours
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No recent SCP has enchanted me like SCP-4723 and yet there's NO art of it
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weaver-z · 23 hours
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lets play in the food processor together
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weaver-z · 23 hours
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How tf does a deactivated account still have blue checkmarks
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weaver-z · 23 hours
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If I make it to 1000 followers I will make bugsnax become real.
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weaver-z · 23 hours
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I'm awake and alerzzzzzzzzzzzz
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weaver-z · 23 hours
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sorry if i’m incredibly good and adept at things. i was invented years ago by a loving god
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weaver-z · 23 hours
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Won't you flyyy hiiiigh freeeee biiiird......
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