i think twitter is actually really funny and good sometimes. where else are you seeing shit like this
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Having anotheg 'gork we have got to get out of bed faster then this' morning
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it's kinda comforting to me when my friends are a little annoying or longwinded or abrasive or tired and inarticulate, or they don't do the exact politest thing in every interaction, and stuff, because I know I'm sometimes annoying, or take up a more than my share of conversational space, or forget to ask them questions, etc etc, and... like, I'm always working to be nice to my friends and to get better and better at friend-ing, but it just makes me feel more human about it :}
anyway I love you friends plz know I'm not counting, in fact I feel great affection toward you even (especially) when conversations go less than Perfectly Ideal
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"AO3 doesn't need a "dislike" button"
Um, actually, it already has one. Depending on your specs, it might look a little different but over all it looks kinda like this:
You can find it at the corner of your screen, which corner is dependent on your layout.
Anyway, if you dislike a fic, you can hit this Dislike Button until the fic goes away. It really is pretty amazing actually.
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when im attracted to a man it’s either i want to see him pathetic dripping wet on his knees begging for mercy or i want him to control every cell in my body like hama from avatar. sometimes both
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most important thing to remember about being a woman is if youre married you have to go under the covers with your husband and laugh cutely and play wrestle so when you die to progress the narrative he can remember it in slow motion montages
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Came Back Wrong from the gocey store
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looks at you with my huge brown eyes. let's touch a hot stove together. Ok?
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"i have to eat him" you literally dont
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Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt
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talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip
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