#women being gay
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If you're looking for only mcd ships, I'd love to see a blurb on Aph and Zoey
MCD Zoeymau Blurb! What if when Zoey moved in with Aphmau, she also confessed her feelings?
Btw Zoey is like 7 feet tall in my brain
(Also I will write any Aphverse blurbs I just specialize in MCD)
"Zoey, I've got a surprise for you!" Aphmau cheered out as she skipped into the plaza. Irene help Zoey, she didn't know how much longer she could take this. Who gave her the right to be this cute all the time?
"And what would that be?" Zoey asked as she came out in front of her stand.
"Well it wouldn't be much of a surprise if I told you, now would it?"
"Depends on what it is."
"Are you busy right now?"
"Just taking stock. What do you need?" Aphmau held her hand out, and Zoey didn't even think about taking it and letting her lead. It was like second nature. She just let this adorable woman lead her through her village, waving to everyone they passed, but Aph never lost sight of her goal. She lead Zoey up the hill to her house, where she then stopped.
"So, as you know, Brendan and Nana have been doing some renovations," Aph started.
"Well aware of that," Zoey replied.
"Well, during their renovations, I asked Nana to... Add some stuff."
"Like what?" Aphmau just smiled, and pulled Zoey into her house. The main floor was completely barren, so Aph was quickly dragging Zoey downstairs, a route she was all too familiar with. What was new were two doors in the walls. One of them housed Laurance, and the other had a green outline around it, along with a string of fairy lights above the door.
Zoey dropped Aphmau's hand, her entire body starting to feel... Something. Some rush of energy she didn't quite recognize. She stepped forward carefully, as if moving too fast might break whatever spell had just been cast on her. She placed her hand on the doorknob, before turning to Aph, who just gave her an enthusiastic nod. A turn, and a click. Zoey stepped in and...
She was home. The room was plain, clearly left as a blank canvas for Zoey to work on. Despite being in the side of a hill, the window had a beautiful view of Phoenix Drop. She could hang fairy lights or glass art there, and there was a table ready for her to do her magic on. And the bed was not only covered in a big green blanket, but it was big enough for two people. Zoey was home.
"So..." Aphmau began nervously. "Do you like it?" Zoey turned around and only one thing went through her mind when she saw those amber eyes staring up at her.
"I-I love you," Zoey blurted out. There was a slight delay, as if both of them doubted that Zoey really said that. A second layer she could feel heat rising to her cheeks, and her hands started to become shaky. "I-I mean it! I love it! I love the room, a-and..." She swallowed, terrified of the fact that she couldn't read Aphmau's expression. She just had to go for it. "And I love it because it means I get to live here with you. And I love you. I-I love you a lot!" Zoey felt like a total idiot, her hands wouldn't stop shaking, and Aphmau was just staring at her. Even two seconds of silence was enough to drive her insane, despite entire decades she had spent alone. "Please just say something..."
Another beat of silence. This time it lasted long enough for Zoey to notice the fact that Aphmau's cheeks were starting to turn bright red. Was she...?
"Zoey I..." She swallowed, the words getting caught in her throat. "I had no idea you felt that way."
"I do. I-I have for a while. Since you came back from Brightport."
"Are you serious?" Zoey nodded, not trusting herself to speak anymore. She couldn't tell if her heart was about to break or soar. The uncertainty was killing her. She had to be reasonable though. Aphmau just found out about this. There's no way she could expect an immediate response from someone who was constantly working on so many things all the time.
"Y-You don't have to--"
"I think I love you too." Zoey's heart skipped a beat. Then it fluttered.
"You think?" The hopefulness in her voice was crushing. Aphmau nodded confidently.
"I think I do!" She suddenly rushed forward, throwing her arms around Zoey's torso and burying her face into Zoey's stomach. She didn't last there for long before Zoey just picked her up so they could hug properly. Instead Aphmau buried her face into the crook of Zoey's neck, though they were both laughing like lovestruck dorks, and it did nothing to muffle the sound.
For a moment they just held each other. Just existed in the euphoria of the moment. Then a thought occurred to Zoey. One that she had thought about many times, but was always sure it would never happen. Best to live in the fleeting moment.
"Can I kiss you?" Zoey suddenly asked. Aphmau flinched slightly, and then pat Zoey's back twice. She set the girl down and knelt down to be at least closer to her level. "It's okay if the answer is no."
"I-I've just never kissed anyone," Aphmau admitted shyly.
"I completely understand--"
"But..." She looked into Zoey's eyes and something just felt... Right. "I wouldn't mind having it taken by you."
"Are you sure?" Aphmau stepped forward, and caught Zoey's lips in an unexpected kiss. One that lasted longer than she thought it would, but when she felt like pulling away, it didn't feel right. She just wanted to stay like this with Zoey forever. For a moment the two just held each other.
Zoey pulled away, an irreverent smile on her face.
"I'm sure," Aphmau answered.
#gay people#real#gay block women#:0#switching it up#minecraft diaries#text post#aphblr#aphmau#mcd aphmau#mcd zoey#zoeymau#romance writing#mcyt yuri#i guess???#that feels wrong#gay women#women being gay#yeah look at them go#my fucking god#these bitches gay#good for them
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love when men cry about body hair bc "it's hygiene" and yet 15% of cis men leave the bathroom without washing their hands at all and an additional 35% only just wet their hands without using soap. that is nearly half of all men. that means statistically you have probably shaken hands with or been in direct contact with one of these people.
love when men say that women "only want money" when it turns out that even in equal-earning homes, women are actually adding caregiver burdens and housework from previous years, whereas men have been expanding leisure time and hobbies. in equal-earning households, men spend an average of 3.5 hours extra in leisure time per week, which is 182 hours per year - a little over a week of paid vacation time that the other partner does not receive. kinda sounds like he wants her money.
love that men have decided women are frail and weak and annoying when we scream in surprise but it turns out it's actually women who are more reliable in an emergency because men need to be convinced to actually take action and respond to the threat. like, actually, for-real: men experience such a strong sense of pride about their pre-supposed abilities that it gets them and their families killed. they are so used to dismissing women that it literally kills them.
love it. told my father this and he said there's lies, damned lies, and statistics. a year ago i tried to get him to evacuate the house during a flash flood. he ignored me and got injured. he has told me, laughing, that he never washes his hands. he has said in the last week that women are just happier when we're cooking or cleaning.
maybe i'm overly nostalgic. but it didn't used to feel so fucking bleak. it used to feel like at least a little shameful to consider women to be sheep. it just feels like the earth is round and we are still having conversations about it being flat - except these conversations are about the most obvious forms of patriarchy. like, we know about this stuff. we've known since well before the 50's.
recently andrew tate tried to justify cheating on his partner as being the "male prerogative." i don't know what the prerogative for the rest of us would be. just sitting at home, watching the slow erosion of our humanity.
#writeblr#warm up#ps edited so it is more clear where “half” of men is coming from:#15% literally don't even touch water#an ADDITIONAL 35% ''wash'' by just running their hands under water WITHOUT SOAP#15+35 =50%#like that is not washing ur hands. go back and use soap#btw the numbers for women are 4% never washing and 15% ''just water''#which is still gross but like. sooo much better yikes#ps i know we're all gay on this site but watching ppl ''correct'' my math on this has been wild#i have a learning disability im genuinely bad at math so i check EVERY time someone corrects me#but no they're just confidently wrong.....#182 hours is a week babes. 182/24 (number of hours in a day) is ~7.6#that's where i got that number from. also from rent we know there's 168 hours in a week.#ALSO btw if u read this and ur response is ''men are also struggling rn tho'' like babe you missed the point of it tho#this doesn't even make fun of men it's legit just pointing out that bigotry against women isn't founded#in anything men actually CARE about . like they don't actually CARE about ''being clean'' when they make fun of armpit hair#or they would be WASHING THEIR HANDS.#men pretend to be rollin' in cash and Apex Predators and instead they are trained to be lazy and unwilling to act in emergencies#i have never and will never make fun of men for asking for more support on important topics like DV and mental health.#this is so clearly not about men; it's about how common just being plainly misogynistic has become.#like they don't try to hide it anymore.
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seeing canon x canon art with your f/o in it and it’s really really cute and well done but it makes you so jealous you want to turn radioactive
#i really love the women he is shipped with i do. i do not hate them and i never could nor do i hate the ships themselves i’m just so jealou#when it’s him shipped with men i actually like seeing it cus i’m super insecure about being a gay guy in love w him lol#i just imagine him with my oc so much it makes me OooOiOioiOuiOiOuuoio#UGH.#UGH. UGH. UGH. UGH. YUGH. UGHHH. UGH.#self shipping#self ship#f/o community#self ship community#f/o#shipping#fictional other#selfship
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do yall ever think about how Killing Eve would’ve been insanely popular on tumblr if it was about men instead
#tumblr hates women actually#i fucking love killing eve#it’s lesbian hannibal#like look me dead in the eyes and tell me if it wasn’t about to gay male spies being insane and unhinged and in love then it wouldnt be#killing eve#hannibal#hannigram#villanelle#villaneve
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the finals art-abstinence brainrot is setting in.
#delete later#personal#being dramatic and saying i'm experience a descent into madness about not being able to draw these gay pony women
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Sorry that I saw a sapphic ship and went crazy, it will happen again
#I love sapphics#Women are the best thing in the world#And when women are in love ?!? With eachother ?!? Holy shit#Sorry for being gay on main#I say that like I’m not always gay on main#Whatever#Fern rambles#lizegg#sashannarcy#sashanne#sasharcy#Marcanne#bubbline#chelldos#Maebea
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post world saving event beats to chill/study to
#Lego monkie kid#lmk#monkie kid#lmk fanart#traffic light trio#lmk traffic light trio#lmk mei#lmk mk#lmk red son#gay lego people#how does the crowd feel about red son being a swiftie#mei is just dubstep#god forbid women do anything
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“im a hater at heart” and its biphobia
#was forced to see bg3 shit takes and now i am capital p Pissed#also misogyny ‘straight girls romancing astarion/modding/etc’ like#did they kill ur grandma?? or are you using ‘straight’ to justify being misogynistic to women because you dont make the same choices#and ‘this character is def gay!! no way theyr bi’ and their ‘proof’ is homophobic stereotypes#be normal
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i love characters who are ostensibly womanizers but are also flaming homosexuals. it’s the funniest shit in the world to me. i call it. the baoyu paradox
#fruity asf faggots who apparently love nothing more than bedding [checks notes] women.?.?.?!?!.?#o#100#i need a honglou meng tag#also YES this is about kabru but this is ALSO about rodolphe and henri from a day in the country (watched it yesterday)#also touga technically except i need to kill him with hammers so not really#also michael cassio depending on how u play him. i suppose..#ALSO. TO BE CLEAR. THIS ISNT the same thing as being bisexual#SOME of these characters are certainly bisexual (baoyu for example)#but some of these characters are straight. some are gay. it’s not simply a matter of ‘bisexuality’#but alas….. were it that simple…….
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At some point, I think people have to contend with the fact that misgendering isn't a completely a universally agreed upon concept in the specific sense that misgendering can be very personal.
What may be misgendering to you will not be to other trans people - even if they have the same gender as you. You may be misgendered if somebody used the wrong label to describe you (e.g., somebody calling you "girl," even if it is slang), but that does not mean that that will apply to everybody.
It's important to recognize this because so often, people will say things like, "you can't use this label/phrase/term for any trans person who is a [gender]! And if any trans person who is a [gender] uses those labels/phrases/terms, they're wrong and bad!" and that is simply too broad a generalization.
It's fine to be uncomfortable with certain things like this. It is fine if you don't want to be misgendered, and indeed, I share in that sentiment. However, that does not mean that your comforts and discomforts apply to all trans people or all trans people who share your gender. There's a difference in that, I think.
#trans#transgender#lgbt#lgbtq#ftm#mtf#nonbinary#dysphoria tw#some other trans men do /not/ feel misgendered by being called/labeled as a lesbian/woman/wife and i do! neither of us are bad for that!#some trans women are misgendered by being called 'straight' if they like men! some trans women are misgendered by being called 'gay'...#...when they are attracted to men and neither of those women are bad people/bad women for their desires and who they are#what you do is listen to individuals and what they feel misgenders them and work with them without judging or being shitty to them#do you have to 'get it'? no! but you don't have to be awful about it either#and if it bothers you /so/ much then do both of you a favour and walk away
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I love the implications of Xie Lian being into teratophilia with a monster Hua Cheng but being firmly gay. Like if Hua Cheng transformed into some dark globby million-eyed technical monster, Xie lian would still be DTF, but if Hua Cheng took a female form Xie Lian would be like. “I love you. And you’re beautiful….but I can’t have sex with you like that.”
#like Eldridge beings are fine but women are crossing a line XD#i’ve just heard a lot of people say similar things on XL being gay and him being a monster fucker#the idea of him being into having sex with male monsters but not woman makes me laugh#xie lian#hualian#hua cheng#tgcf#ti guan ci fu#heaven official's blessing#hob#mxtx
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That comic that’s like *girl gets pushed into volcano* *girl comes flying out of volcano* “Volcano god says he’s gay, send hot boy sacrifices.” Dp x dc crossover with this premise When
#mads posts#dp x dc#dc x dp#dc#Danny phantom#Danny; irritated as hell about all these very nice ladies being shoved into portals as sacrifices#GOD *shoves woman through portal back to mortal realm* im GAY I don’t even want women?? if they’re going to sacrifice people to me can they#at LEAST be hot guys??#*shoves another woman back into mortal realm* watch your head maam the portal is kinda short. hey. could you pass a message along for me?
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you're grabbing lunch with a nice man and he gives you that strange grimace-smile that's popular right now; an almost sardonic "twist" of his mouth while he looks literally down on you. it looks like he practiced the move as he leans back, arms folded. he just finished reciting the details of NFTs to you and explaining Oppenheimer even though he only watched a youtube about it and hasn't actually seen it. you are at the bottom of your wine glass.
you ask the man across from you if he has siblings, desperately looking for a topic. literally anything else.
he says i don't like small talk. and then he smiles again, watching you.
a few years ago, you probably would have said you're above celebrity gossip, but honestly, you've been kind of enjoying the dumb shit of it these days. with the rest of the earth burning, there's something familiar and banal about dragging ariana grande through the mud. you think about jeanette mccurdy, who has often times gently warned the world she's not as nice as she appears. you liked i'm glad my mom died but it made you cry a lot.
he doesn't like small talk, figure out something to say.
you want to talk about responsibility, and how ariana grande is only like 6 days older than you are - which means she just turned 30 and still dresses and acts like a 13 year old, but like sexy. there's something in there about the whole thing - about insecurity, and never growing up, and being sexualized from a young age.
people have been saying that gay people are groomers. like, that's something that's come back into the public. you have even said yourself that it's just ... easier to date men sometimes. you would identify as whatever the opposite of "heteroflexible" is, but here you are again, across from a man. you like every woman, and 3 people on tv. and not this guy. but you're trying. your mother is worried about you. she thinks it's not okay you're single. and honestly this guy was better before you met, back when you were just texting.
wait, shit. are you doing the same thing as ariana grande? are you looking for male validation in order to appease some internalized promise of heteronormativity? do you conform to the idea that your happiness must result in heterosexuality? do you believe that you can resolve your internal loneliness by being accepted into the patriarchy? is there a reason dating men is easier? why are you so scared of fucking it up with women? why don't you reach out to more of them? you have a good sense of humor and a big ol' brain, you could have done a better job at online dating.
also. jesus christ. why can't you just get a drink with somebody without your internal feminism meter pinging. although - in your favor (and judgement aside) in the case of your ariana grande deposition: you have been in enough therapy you probably wouldn't date anyone who had just broken up with their wife of many years (and who has a young child). you'd be like - maybe take some personal time before you begin this journey. like, grande has been on broadway, you'd think she would have heard of the plot of hamlet.
he leans forward and taps two fingers to the table. "i'm not, like an andrew tate guy," he's saying, "but i do think partnership is about two people knowing their place. i like order."
you knew it was going to be hard. being non-straight in any particular way is like, always hard. these days you kind of like answering the question what's your sexuality? with a shrug and a smile - it's fine - is your most common response. like they asked you how your life is going and not to reveal your identity. you like not being straight. you like kissing girls. some days you know you're into men, and sometimes you're sitting across from a man, and you're thinking about the power of compulsory heterosexuality. are you into men, or are you just into the safety that comes from being seen with them? after all, everyone knows you're failing in life unless you have a husband. it almost feels like a gradebook - people see "straight married" as being "all A's", and anything else even vaguely noncompliant as being ... like you dropped out of the school system. you cannot just ignore years of that kind of conditioning, of course you like attention from men.
"so let's talk boundaries." he orders more wine for you, gesturing with one hand like he's rousing an orchestra. sir, this is a fucking chain restaurant. "I am not gonna date someone who still has male friends. also, i don't care about your little friends, i care about me. whatever stupid girls night things - those are lower priority. if i want you there, you're there."
he wasn't like this over text, right? you wouldn't have been even in the building if he was like this. you squint at him. in another version of yourself, you'd be running. you'd just get up and go. that's what happens on the internet - people get annoyed, and they just leave. you are locked in place, almost frozen. you need to go to the bathroom and text someone to call you so you have an excuse, like it's rude to just-leave. like he already kind of owns you. rudeness implies a power paradigm, though. see, even your social anxiety allows the patriarchy to get to you.
you take a sip of the new glass of wine. maybe this will be a funny story. maybe you can write about it on your blog. maybe you can meet ariana grande and ask her if she just maybe needs to take some time to sit and think about her happiness and how she measures her own success.
is this settling down? is this all that's left in your dating pool? just accepting that someone will eventually love you, and you have to stop being picky about who "makes" you a wife?
you look down to your hand, clutching the knife.
#writeblr#this is a mashup of like 3 dates i accidentally went on lol#by that i mean that i was out with a woman on a date in 2 of these situations#and a man just. joined us. and we were too awkward to say anything while he tried to ''date'' me#& one was a longterm friend that i was like. you what????#like he's nice he's a doctor and my mom was SO happy she was like raquel think about it#''it's a perfect love story you grew up together and reconnected as adults and like the same things and he's friends with ur brother#and his sister is one of ur close friends!!!''#yes but alas. he is a boy . she only likes girls. can i make it any more obvious#anyway im tryna write about like the force of male attention being actually incredibly ingrained to women like we are SUPPOSED to like it#it's seen as the only important thing#even if ur gay#and it's a nuanced thing idk#and while rn i i.d. as lesbian#like .... it wouldn't be UNTRUE to say i am probably like ''cusp bisexual'' bc i CAN experience attraction to men bc like .#sexuality is fluid...#don't tell straight ppl tho bc they do not understand the concept that ppl don't necessarily need a solid everlasting label#they're like GET in the BOX#if ur gay & in boston i'm 30 and pretty please come kiss me.#(i usually only date older ppl sorry in advance tho)
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fear and hunger meme doodle!
I want to see Karin be mean to the rest of the cast too! :,)
#fear and hunger#abella fear and hunger#karin fear and hunger#kickdraw#I want more of karin being mean to everyone and not just daan#she probably does i just haven't gotten the dialogue yet! or seen people post it around much hakdjfhgafdg#listen im an abella olivia fan - but there is still room in my life for more gay women#I feel like actually if these 2 get into what they both have going on to start the game - they'd probably end up being good friends#'friends' doing a lot of work here in my mind#I love drawing karin and her huge jacket#i feel like i need to make it even bigger though - goals for next time i guess!
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sometimes supernatural homophobia is so absurd it becomes funny like they literally called dean gay for basically having a wife and a kid???? like is it gay to live in the suburbs with your girlfriend and her son????
#like it's the ultimate dream to leave hunting and settle into the white middle class family life but then when you actually get the thing#they've been praising and idolising so much suddenly you're gay and unmanly for not being a hunter#putting the actual meat of this post in the tags as always but saw a s6 gif where they hold up the women's magazine and laugh at dean for#having it in his house where he lives. with a woman#da.post#spn
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So I've been wondering about one particuar point on the "Jiang Cheng marriage recquirement" list and it's the one about low cultivation.
Now on its face, except for the "must be nice to jin ling" point, the whole thing just looks like the most standard list of "ideal wife characteristics under a patriarchal society." naturally beautiful, graceful and obedient, coming from a good family, voice not too loud, etc. This leads to either the interpretation that jiang cheng really wants that (doubt dot png) or just... put all the most stereotypical things on a list even though that's not what he really wants.
In that context "cultivation must not be too high" sounds like a typical "men are scared of women who are smarter/stronger" thing. you know, the dudes who feel 'intimidated' when their wife or girlfriend makes more money than them.
...Except wasn't Yanli openly mocked for her low cultivation? Like, wasn't one of the reasons Jin Zixuan was such an ass to her initially because he shallowly assumed her lower cultivation made her an unworthy marriage candidate? Jin Guangshan may hate women who can read but society overal doesn't give the impression that high cultivation in women is seen as something undesirable. I mean... a wife that never looks like she's over 20 even as she starts aging? yeah I have no problem believing a misogynistic society is okay with high cultivation.
So if it's not there just to fit the stereotypical standard of an ideal wife...
Jiang Cheng, are you just describing your sister?
LIke?? Every single point on this list applies to Yanli. All of them. I don't mean this in a freudian incest-y way but in a "jiang cheng are you so unaware of what you want in a partner you just took the only woman you've had an unambiguously good relationship with and hoped no one would notice???" way. Does he know the difference in what you should like about your sister and what you should like in a spouse? Is he even aware he's doing this? Jiang Cheng answer meeeee.
#mdzs#jiang cheng#mdzs headcanons#mdzs meta#you can take this headcanon so many places#is he like this because he's gay? aro? actually attracted to women but too emotionally stunted to know what he even wants?#in cql canon the whole list imo becomes about wen qing#in a 'i'm still not over my dead not-girlfriend so all my recquirements are for someone extremely unlike her' way#is it self-sabotage? trying to avoid being reminded of her? who knows!#but in novel canon chengqing's not real so there it's about yanli#i mean the list isn't even IN the novel so depending on whether you consider word of god canon or not it doesn't even exist there#but it's so fun to play with#also i know in novel canon yani is described as at best 'above average' looks wise#but are YOU gonna tell one of her brothers she's not the most beautiful woman in the world?#i don't think so
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