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they’re having great conversations <3
#suitcession#wait thats genius#whyd i eat with the second one#roman roy#mike ross#like i just think they should talk#suits#succession#crossover when im srs
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One Piece Shipping War - Bonus Poll
Not a single Luffy ship got past the second round, so we still gotta decide which one was the most popular of the 2 that made it to round 2.
LuSan art by @supernaturallyginger. Check out the original post here!
CobyLu art by @aroacejay. Please check out the original post here!
Propaganda under the cut.
Propaganda for Sanji x Luffy:
I don't think anyone is gonna bother denying the fact that WCI is literally just the plot of an otome isekai shoujo manga/manhwa. MC (main character) is treated like trash by family except for the 1 dead mom and 1 nice sympathetic supporter that can't do much of anything to help. MC escapes only to find themselves in an even worse situation somewhat of their own making, only to be swept off their feet by the ML (male lead) and saved, full damsel in distress style. Dramatic love confessions, crying in the rain, betrayal from an arranged marriage, it has it all.
Dude Luffy loves Sanji so so much like WCI is the best example and like you don't even really need to see the love as romantic if that bugs you but dudes. The first words out of the Luffys Shadow Possessed Oars was yelling for Sanji. He just loves Sanji so much and Sanji loves him too
The WCI arc in itself is mega SanLu propaganda. Luffy invaded an emperor’s territory, completely crashed a wedding, went up against Sanji’s evil science family, and got nearly beat to death by Sanji himself all in order to get Sanji back. Sanji offered his life to Kuma at thriller bark so Kuma wouldn’t kill Luffy. He pushed himself for 2 years all in order to get stronger FOR Luffy. Sanji feels sorry when he isn’t useful, the whole reason why he used the raid suit those few times was because he was thinking about getting stronger for Luffy, but realized that he didn’t want to become an emotionless monster like his family. Sanji broke down in tears at WCI when he tried to get Luffy to go away by fighting him. And then broke down in tears again when he ran back to Luffy and told him he wanted to go back home to the Sunny. No matter what Sanji cooks, Luffy always likes it and is proud to have him in his crew. Sanji is also one of Luffy’s “wings”, as stated by Robin! They’re both just so sweet and clearly care very deeply about each other.
Luffy saving Sanji on whole cake island got to me
[Insert everything that happens between them during WCI] how could I see luffy yelling about how he won't eat anything and will starve- LUFFY OF ALL PEOPLE- unless Sanji comes back and not ship them at LEAST a little. "Without you I can't become the pirate king" absolutely devastating cinema. Then Sanji laying out everything, in tears, and Luffy accepting it all and just saying, "well that's who you are" poetic. Final wci thing: luffy hearing judges bs about sanji and going "whyd he start listing all your good point" true love. This seems one sided but Sanji is also just as bad. "Which version of me do you prefer" anyone? They care SO MUCH about each other. Also Luffy loves to eat, Sanji loves to feed people, they're meant to be.
*gestures at the entirety of WCI* I mean that’s Love, they are Ride or Die, Luffy cannot become the pirate king without Sanji, whether that means physically because he needs Sanji’s support or just because being the pirate king means Luffy has everything he wants and what he wants is Sanji or both. And Sanji loves him just as much back! He’s his sun he’s his world…Luffy jump and Sanji’s too busy skywalking to bother asking how high. I just love them sm
Oda himself wrote the propaganda for this, Whole Cake Island just cemented lusan as canon. "I can't become Pirate King without you!" <- that's love baby
Propaganda for Luffy x Coby:
The first characters in the series who ever met and the first characters we as an audience met. Luffy is the whole reason why Koby is the character he is now and was the first to experience the “Luffy Effect”. Luffy is happy whenever he hears about Koby’s accomplishments and fully believes in his dreams even when Koby is a marine. Koby holds a very obvious bias towards Luffy (even if he is a pirate) and is the reason he learned to keep an open mind about pirates and the navy and what the meaning of Justice is. Koby’s admiration and flustered nature towards Luffy can definitely be interpreted as a crush. Koby is very ride or die for Luffy even in the face of people drastically more powerful than him (Akainu).
Coby is beyond gay for Luffy and he was the first person Luffy traveled with.
they are cute
Coby literally gets heart eyes and can't stop himself from piping up every time Luffy comes up in conversation that boy is SMITTEN. I don't know if Luffy understands but he knows Koby is one of his and that's good enough for me.
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whyd u dye your hair white, lol
Thank you for your questions caller(s)! On the off chance that Wilbur Soot’s boss is watching, he would like to let you know: “please don’t fire me this is the only thing I have right now please, god, please.”
[transcript below]
Caller axo-fucking-lotls:
whyd u dye your hair white, lol
Anonymous Caller:
Why tf is only part of your hair white? If ur gonna dye it do it all the way smh
Anonymous Caller
Whats with your hair? Did you want it all white? are you afraid of commitment?
(editorial note: on the second half of that question, Wilbur made an expression not dissimilar to a face one might make after eating a lemon!)
Wilbur Soot:
You sound like my boss
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sooo wait a second... umbrastaff famously eats liches and the like. and i ws like why doesnt it eat barry or lydia but its specifically the ones that its wielder defeats which Makes sense but also . lup didnt defeat herself.. whyd she get in there
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nct dream when you scratch their back
requested by anon <3
pairing: bf! nct dream x gn! reader
word count: 602
genre/warnings: fluff, none
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mark
????????????
him: “is there something on my back ???
you: “no ?? i just wanted to scratch ur back idk”
pls poor mark would be so confused but it would feel nice so he’d tell u to continue
back scratches >>>>>
he’d definitely get used to it after that one time and then be like
him: “heyyyyyyyy😄😄 haha my back looks kinda itchy dont u think🤔🧐”
you: “isnt it so strange that u never needed back scratches before🤨🤨”
him: “so true so true omg”
and then he’ll drag u to scratch his back
u still do it happily tho mr mark lee is the love of ur life
haechan
“CAN YOU SCRATCH MY BACK FOR ME”
“WHY”
“PLEASE I CANT GET THIS SPOT”
and then it’s just normal
he makes u scratch his back all the time bc hes too lazy to do it himself
why should he do it himself if he has u to do it for him now🤔
would definitely do it for you too
like he would see u scratch ur back once and just
“hello ???? i am here for a reason🙄”
jaemin
HE WOULD PROBABLY DO IT FOR YOU :((
i feel like he would rather scratch ur back rather than have his scratched
i also feel like hes probably really ticklish (is he?? idek)
so you’d scratch his back for like 0.1 seconds and he’d fly across the room
“WHYD YOU DO THAT”
“I SAW THAT YOU KEPT TRYING TO ITCH UR BACK SO I HELPED U”
“THAT TICKLED”
renjun
also finds it ticklish so he’ll get “mad” at you if u do it
you could use it as revenge😍
he eats ur cake ??? scratch his back😇
he tells u to NOT steal his clothes ??? scratch his back😇
truly the only solution
he would prob try and do the same to you, but it just makes u fall asleep lololol
rip renjun😪😪
jeno
he would also rather give you back scratches rather than receive them :(
not bc hes ticklish or anything
just bc he would rather do things for you than have you do things for him
you would go to scratch his back for him and he’d just pull you in front of him and do it to you instead
“jeno ????”
“shush”
“but”
“shush”
you should shush if he tells u to🤕
chenle
is either like “mf what are you doing” or “ur the greatest ever”
the first time, he’d be like😒😒
him: “are you on crack what is this”
you: 😾😾😾😾😾😾
he seems like the type to think about something at 4am and text it to u
“hey can u scratch my back tmrw, i just remembered that one time like 10 years ago when you did it and it felt nice lol okay bye!”
you when u wake up: ???????
he would DEF be giggly when u do it lol
jisung
half likes it half hates it
likes that his back is being scratched bc it was itchy but is also squirmy
🥰😳😰🥴 <- hes a mixture of these emojis thats all i have to say
really appreciates you when you offer to do it for him
“REALLY ??”
“ARE YOU SURE ???”
when u say of course he literally has heart eyez 4 u forever
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moriarty the patriot headcannons pt. 1
| requested by anon: Can you write about all male characters in moriarty has a same look of their children and hpw many children they want? |
william x reader; louis x reader; albert x reader; sebastian x reader; fred x reader
word count: 2397
pt. 2: 221b boys
a/n: I DONT KNOW WHY I DIDNT WRITE THIS EARLIER IM SO SORRY THIS REQUEST HAS LITERALLY BEEN IN MY INBOX FOR SO LONG I AM SO SORRY I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS
william: 487 words
with his whole plan to clean the world of the filthy nobles, william never really stopped to think about having children
well, until he met you
you both were in town one day and he saw you fondly watching a child speak with her mother
“i think two children would be nice”
“i didn’t even ask”
“i know, but the look you gave that mother was telling enough”
n e ways he is a simp and he did eventually give you what you wanted
fast forward a few years, you have two children: a boy and a girl
and they look exactly like their father
like,, it lowkey pains you how much they physically take after their father
you wanted to be like “oh they have your personality, but they look just like me!”
no
granted, your son took after you in an emotional sense but your daughter was a daddy’s girl through and through
like she looks like him, she acts like him, speaks like him, she even EATS like him
ok but the men w your children
fred is a freaking sweetheart ok
like he’ll watch over the kids when no one has the time and they love him too so they’ll help out in the garden which you are SO thankful for
tbh they only like uncle albert bc he brings them lil trinkets from when he gets back from london LMAO
louis doesn’t show it, but he absolutely adores your children and makes extra snacks for them at tea time
you caught onto this at one point bc for some REASON your kids would not stop bouncing off of the walls before bed and they told you uncle louis gave them chocolate
and sebastian loves messing w your kids bc,,, sebastian
but he accidentally made your son cry ONCE and he was at the mercy of every adult in the moriarty estate including the boy’s younger sister
needless to say, he watched his actions and words around your children after that
now, william
i’m just gonna say this straight out: most of the men never really thought about having kids (save john and albert)
but when you finally had kids, william had a different outlook on life
like fr,, this man works overtime now trying to get rid of the filth that is called nobles
he doesn’t want his kids to be raised in a world where just because you have more money than another means you get to look down on them
you still instill in them those good morals ofc
he also tries to be very present in their lives since he and his brother were raised as orphans
when he was younger, he didn’t mind it all much
but now that he had this small family and a brighter future, he did everything in his power to make sure they’re happy and grow up in a cleaner and kinder world
louis: 320 words
it took you a week to get him to at LEAST humor you
“if you could, how many kids do you want?”
“none”
like, this guy is so dedicated to his brother and his cause it is a WONDER you somehow wormed your way into his heart
but you did and honestly, the brothers are actually very happy that you’re with them
william especially
louis rarely emotes but when you came into their lives, you got louis pissed at one point and everyone was like,,,, wtf?? he has emotions???
anyways, his answer is one kid LMAO
and when you get that one kid, he looks just like louis
yall already KNOW that he’s ready to die for that child as soon as louis holds him in his arms
the only kid sebastian wouldnt even try to mess with
he can deal with william’s albert’s or fred’s kids but louis lowkey intimidates him so he’s as nice as he can be
that being said, louis teaches his kid how to properly handle stuff around the house
you want to cry bc ur son is just so??? the little kid just loves helping out no matter how small the task and he’s just so cute it hurts
even sebastian’s kinda like,, “aight he’s the only kid i will tolerate”
louis grew up with only his brothers so he also wants to give his son a shot at a normal family
is actually aware at how he thinks he’s indispensable for william’s cause and he doesn’t want his son to end up like him
he also teaches his son some badass fighting moves
oh and louis smiles a lot more too
cried bc his son saw the scar he got on his cheek, rubbed some dirt on his lil face and said “i have daddy’s cool scar now”
all in all his son is the best thing to happen to all of you
albert: 505 words
same as louis in the fact that it takes him a week to answer
“you know you haven’t even answered my question”
“i’m sorry, what did you say?”
“how many kids do you want?”
genuinely takes time to ponder that question
he hadn’t thought of that since his family adopted william and louis
but with you?
“i think two darling girls who take after their mother is enough for me”
pls he’d be so sweet 🥺🥺🥺
you two end up having a girl and a boy, who look just like their father
and tbh, you’re not even mad
you love them so much so when albert comes back north, the three of you are ecstatic
the happiness was short lived for albert tho
he found his son spending time with william and there’s nothing bad right????
“where’s your sister?”
“she’s with mr. moran”
his heart DROPPED
out of all the people in the manor
HIM
he sees the two running around the garden
it all happened as soon as albert’s daughter went up to sebastian and said “you’re very pretty! you’re my knight now!”
he decided to “adopt” the little girl and now he’s lowkey whipped
you found albert staring at sebastian playing with his daughter and updated him about everything going on
“but him??”
“he’s just a big softie for her let it go”
isn’t really surprised when he finds out they can fight a little
actually glad that they can hold their own, God forbid anything happens to them
otherwise mi6 has to deal w family matters lmao
“albert, she only tripped”
“you shouldve seen the fear in her eyes as she fell”
“IT WAS A STRAY COBBLESTONE”
would raise hell if anyone even THOUGHT ill of his kids
william and louis are the doting uncles
william more so than louis bc your kids have never seen louis smile
now they’re on a mission to make uncle louis smile
louis was on child duty one day and they managed to slip away
omyGOD he was stressed but also,, extremely worried
so when he found them he had the most genuine smile on his face
your daughter was like (・∀・)
she loves uncle louis
ofc your son adores his dad like,,, who else wouldn't feel awesome at the age of 10 if you found out your dad was a high ranking general
feels superior to sebastian bc of his dad
lmao this 4’5 kid thinks he can rule sebastian for some odd reason
the house is always dirty bc him and sebastian always prank each other
your daughter is trying to catch a butterfly but she can’t so fred helps
instantly loves fred
“is that what heartbreak is”
“i guess that’s what happens when you try to get close to my kids colonel”
albert is kind of afraid of turning into his dad but he has you and everyone else to remind him that: no you are not your father, you are so much better than him
loves your family with his entire being
sebastian: 844 words
“i see you looking at those kids and the answer is none”
lmao you’ll get so pouty around him bc you want kids dammit
that and he spoils you to no end so that's why you’re pouty lol
“fine we’ll only do one kid and bc one kid is all i can tolerate”
bruh
this man gives you three in four years LMFAO
two boys a year apart and a girl in the fourth year
you wanted to smack sebastian
when the two boys grew up, it was obvious they were already taking after their father in the physical sense
it was terrifying
they genuinely look like mini sebastians and you know everyone in the manor is afraid that you two birthed satan
and the satan was your eldest one
he’s just a feral sebastian moran in a tiny body
your second son, god bless him, looked just like his father but with fred’s temperament
and see, you were fine with your sons looking like their father
it was FINE right
you prayed to God that your third child would have at least some physical resemblance to you
your daughter was birthed, she grew up
and you cried
“HOW DO THEY ALL LOOK LIKE YOU”
“i’ve got some strong genetics, baby”
you sulk for a lil bit
but you accept it anyway because you love your goddamn kids
thankfully, your second and youngest child are both soft spoken and it's only your husband and his tiny clone bringing hell to earth
smacking sebastian bc all of your children suddenly started swearing up a storm at each other
“WHYD YOU HIT ME”
“YOURE THE ONLY ONE WHO SWEARS AROUND THE KIDS”
finally sitting down and trying to convince them to stop swearing
“father does it!”
“your father’s stupid”
speaking of your daughter
she’s his little princess and no he will not take criticism
spoils her more than he spoils you
did she glance at a toy at a passing store?
he buys more toys than he should from said store
you have to physically hide some of his money bc there is only so much you can buy
and her older brothers are so caring you want to sob
if a person accidentally shoved her over bc she was tiny and they couldn’t see her
oh boy
get ready to restrain them like chihuahuas
“little sister will be protected at all costs”
since his second son is so different from him, sebastian actively makes time to talk about what the little boy is doing and what he’s getting from it
doesn’t want to be pushy and suffocating like his dad was so when his younger kid does want to be left alone to his devices, sebastian does so
but honestly loves that your second son is so literate
lddhsajdsfk what yall dont know is that they’re all in cahoots
kinda funny to see them all together bc they all take after their father so much it's like having three tiny sebastians go around town
anyways,,,, yall know the promised neverland right
you got ray, norman, and emma
granted one of them wasn’t as smart as ray but he definitely knew what stealth was
regular sibling rivalry was still a thing but if they could smell the pudding from the kitchen, they know they have to work together
sebastian caught his eldest smuggling biscuits into a small bag
he had half a mind to scold him
but then he ended up giving tips TO ALL HIS CHILDREN on how not to get caught next time—
bc of this they beg him to tell them some stories from afghanistan bc “there’s no way a man as old as dad knows this many stealth tactics”
louis is so fed up lmao
albert is in london most of the time so he just thanks the lord that he doesn’t have to deal w the propaganda that sebastian feeds his children about how “mr. albert is a bad man”
william is fine w it as long as they don’t trash the library
your younger ones love the library so they would cry at the thought of one of the books losing any of the pages
your second and your daughter are definitely the moriartys’ favorites
they don’t show it, but you just KNOW
your eldest could care less about that though
as long as you and his father still love him
and of course you both do
and fred is definitely your youngers favorite
they like to hang out in the garden
ok they still fight all the time though
just because your second child is soft spoken doesn't mean he’s afraid to throw hands
their sister likes to join in for the hell of it
but if someone wrongs any of the children
just because the younger ones are the moriartys’ favorite, doesn’t mean that they’re not gonna hunt someone down if they even think about trying to hurt the eldest too
yeah,,, good luck to them and their families
they got the entire moriarty estate coming after them
fred: 241 words
cmon yall are like,, young
but you did ask him bc you were curious if he thought about it
he wants one
and when yall do have the kid, you guys actually do have one kid and its a girl
since you both are young, you can immediately see a resemblance between her and her father
everyone who meets her would die for her
ABSOLUTE CUTIE
especially when she walks around the garden w her hand in her dad’s and he’s showing her all the plants and telling her how to take care of them
needless to say she grows up loving plants
any type of plant
the boys love giving her flowers or anything from bc she has the biggest smile every single time
no matter if it’s just a single rose or a rock
this was found out one time when sebastian gave her a rock bc everyone else had given her like,, two roses each
was afraid she was gonna cry
“thank you so much mr. moran! i will treasure this until i get old!”
she was like 4 at the time
and had the widest smile you’ve ever seen on her
guys u don’t understand she smiles a lot but this was like,, genuine happiness
but everyone was just,, i will destroy the world and myself if anything happens to her
fr it’s just sunshines and rainbows every single time she’s around
everyone just loves her ok
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okayokayokay inexperienced s/o and jisung💗💗💗💗 guiding her,,, holding her hand,,,, he'd also love to praise u a little, maybe tease a little OKAY A LITTLE OF EVERYTHING BC HES PERFECT
AWEEEE ANON THIS IS SO CUTEEE
jisungie would be the sweetest to his inexperience s/o 😖😖🤧
let me take a minute to cry rq 🥺🥺😭🤧
AAAAANNNNNDDDD
JISUNG WITH INEXPERIENCED S/O LESSSGOO!!
☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☁︎︎ ♡ *.✧ ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☁︎︎ ♡ *.✧ ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☁︎︎ ♡ *.
you and your boyfriend jisung were making out on his bed making the sheets that were once neatly made, messy.
this hadn’t been the first time the two of you made out and it got heated but you decided that you wanted jisung to be your first.
you pulled away from his lips and he gave you a confused look.
“you alright baby?”
he said you you as he stroked your hair.
“yeah i just- mm i need you”
you said, instantly getting shy. jisung smiled at you although he wanted to SCREAM he was very excited and happy that you trusted him so much that you wanted him to be your first. he hopped that you didn’t notice the tent that had just grown in his pants.
“alright baby, but just let me know if you want me to stop okay, please please please tell me if you want to wait till another time alright”
the look on his face softened almost to a concerning point, although he had moments where he wanted to pin you against the wall and fuck you, he stopped himself from thinking like that just because he cared for you too much, but you reassured him.
“sung, baby i’m sure this is what i want”
he smiled at you, kissing you on the lips. took off the sweater he was wearing and tugged at the bottom of your shirt, which was his way of asking if he could take it off. to which you nodded. he gently slipped it over your head and pushed you onto your back so you were laying on the bed. his gaze on you was strong, making you shy so you took one of the stuffed animals on his bed and covered your face with it making him giggle.
“baby don’t hide, it’s just me, let me see your pretty face princess, please”
he tossed the stuffed animal that was blocking your face and put it to the side, he kissed your cheek as he reached behind your back to unhook your bra, slipping off your shorts and panties quickly after.
“so pretty baby”
“i’m gonna prep you first alright princess”
you nodded. he kissed your lips, kissing down your body until he got to your core.
“mm so you’re wet princess, this isn’t gonna be very hard”
he kissed your pussy, slowly slipping a finger into you making you shiver.
“you alright”
you nodded again
“mm use your words princess”
“y-yes j-ji feels so good”
he slowly slid a second finger pumping it in and out as you were a whimpering mess, he then slid a third finger in and your moans grew even louder, he then took a finger out making you whine.
“mmm whyd you stop”
“patience baby”
“mm don’t tease”
“mm but what if i want to”
he said with a fake sympathetic pout.
“mm you’re doing so good for me honey”
he said before eating you out, your body squirming at this point as he held your hips down with his free hand.
“mm i think you’re ready now baby”
he removed his pants and hovered over you, his gaze soften once more
“you’re sure this is what you want baby”
“i’ve never wanted anything more in my life ji”
he giggled kissing your lips, he lined his cock up with your entrance and slowly slid in. you screamed out in pain a little from the new and unfamiliar stretch.
“h-hurts”
“shh baby it’s alright the pain will go away soon, you’ll feel so good soon baby”
he said kissing your lips which helped to relieve a bit of pain, and soon after he was fully in you, he let you adjust to his size.
“let me know when i can move alright princess”
“mm ready, please move”
he intertwined his fingers with yours before slowly moving in you.
“f-faster”
“shhh soon baby”
“p-please move faster daddy”
its like the name you had for him set something off inside of him, his movements sped up little by little, still making sure that he wouldn’t hurt you.
he would switch from kissing your lips to praising you.
“so good for me baby, you look so pretty like this”
“ah ah ji i’m close”
“me too baby you can let go ah-”
with a loud groan jisung came after you and fell to your side letting out a loud sigh.
“thank you jisung”
“i love you so much y/n”
“i love you too”
he took ayou close in his arms and the boy and his humor couldn’t help what he said next.
“wanna learn how to suck a cock now?”
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techno liveblog w timestamps lets go for ‘a new home (dream SMP)’ stream
good laugh times: 00:13:50, 00:14:55, 1:38:45, ik it doesnt look like a lot but like u should watch the stream anyway bc philzas there and his laugh is amazing and they just go so well together
times techno calls phil his friend: 00:6:00 00:37:00, 00:45:17, 0:1:09:30, 01:11:15, 01:26:35, 01:50:05, 2:35:00
FSDJKFAF;LS HE KEPT THE MUTED INTRO IN JHKADFLS (ends at 00:1:25)
i like how, when faced with Leaving Youtube, techno would choose to be an author. i want a book by techno. reblog this if u want a book by techno (with an audiobook by him as well) /hj. 00:1:33
i love how he says ehhhhhh so much lskjhdfas (abt 2 mins in)
who the FUCK just remembers that the word fortuitous exists wtf 00:5:17
00:7:45 PHILZA TIME PHILZA TIME LETS GO
00:8:55 tommy time :/
0:14:10 rANBOO JUST WALKS IN, LOOKS AROUN ,AND LEA VE SIM CRYING
i love how much philza laughs at technos jokes bc pretty much everything he says IS a joke he just says it in such a serious voice that p much everyone else is like,,,yeah,,,,yup,,,,and phil just knows when hes joking and his laugh is so good with technos voice. sbi? whos that? i only know philza and technoblade
00:19:30 ghostbur joins! this is my first time hearin ghostbur btw
00:19:40 haha string axe technos so bad at crafting what a fool /j
00:21:07 ghostbur: “Even I remember how to make a fishing rod!” ghostbur u just MURDERED technoblade oh my god im gonna scream hgjdfksla i love ghostbur so much
00:23:55: GHOSTBUR NO!! DON’T DIE YOU’LL BECOME A DOUBLE GHOST!!!! -technoblade 2020
00:24:55 technoblade neva lies -guys he almost did the technoblade neva dies ahh!!!!!
i havent heard anyone talk about this but techno has a dedicated roleplay voice. like listen to him talk to tommy at 00:25:08. his voice gets more even, he uses names a lot more often (seriously, listen to his theseus speech. he says tommy so often, its incredible.), and his voice gets,,,,deeper? not deeper but smoother, in a way, and he repeats what he says for emphasis instead of humor. and his voice is louder, and he seems more assertive.
00:27:30 philza: where we goin, by the way? techno: to our- to my new home.
techno cmon let phil live w u wed get so much more content cmonn
00:28:50 the fact that he calls the manhunt theme “dream music” makes me laugh so hard. and then his version of it,,,,,m love he (also he sings it here and at 01:14:20)
00:35:10 why is ranboo so cryptic im-
why does he just casually know the word sentry wh at i hate him 00:39:45
this is the worst sentence (structurally) ive ever heard techno say im gonna cry 00:49:33 ‘im too busy thinkin of new ideas to sleep so i could actually execute them’ and tubbos *oh?* after is just hdsfgkjlka
LKSJDHFJK 00:51:49
00:54:30
techno: thats one of dreams powers, he can just stop the rain
tubbo, quietly: like jesus!
i love them sm dsfhkjla they kept going but i jus gdfhjksa jesus has op
techno @ being the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans: haha funnie!!
techno @ having fun w religious stuff: i wILL BE CANCELLED NO-
00:58:10 “hey if ur [ghostbur] a ghost, do instant damage potions heal you now?” “...no,, they hurt me still :(” DSIULZKJHFSLKFJH
01:04:00 his brother named the cow bob im- aww
also he has a fanart wall again!!!
01:09:30 “phil, you’re the only friend i have left in this world.” aWWWWW HE GAVE HIM THE COMPASS
“dont smoke, it’s a joke” -technoblade 01:14:15
ROLEPLAY SPEECH VOICE IS BACK AT 1:16:10 “they pillage my base for everything i’m worth, they use me for the revolution, but oooOOOoo i took a pickaxe with his consent? oOOOooOo i’m a thief!”
holy shit 01:17:15 “you know what, phil? for you, the world, alright? it’s fine.” oH MY GOD HHHHGHG (context, right before they were arguing bc phil took some blocks from his base and techno thought that when he said phil could take anything he meant from the chests)
the COMIDY of that villager coming in and sleeping while techno was readin donos at 01:22:05 RIGHT AFTER phil freaked out abt inturruptin his dono readin im SFDHKJLA:
techno talkin bout the winstreak and how he wont be able to live up to that sort of playin at 01:22:30ish is super important and ill transcribe it tomorrow, but if u can id highly rec watchin it.
01:24:20 “[readin dono] what’s your favorite movie? uh, the princess bride is pretty good” techno ily that movie rocks also he said it so fast like hes ashamed of it noo
techno says no to canon ranboo son btw! 01:25:30
01:25:55 “i wasnt in that story, therefore it doesnt matter” all of technoblr be like
01:37:49 is great lemmie transcribe
“how have you still not gotten a second monitor?? holy shit.”
“let me tell you something. and im only telling you this because i know that so many people in the chat are gonna be furious. so i recently realized- i think the second monitor can just be any ol’ monitor, right? you literally just plug it in, and its set up? well i mean you have to turn on some settings, but like, thats it, or something?”
“yeah,,,,, uh techno you fuckin destroyed my chat, by the way, oh my god, [earlier techno told his viewers to twitch prime philza] there has been like 40 primes just flying through”
“yeahhh twitch prime!!! twitch prime philza yeahh!!! so anyways the other day, i like, i looked to my left, and realized that my old monitor has been like, five feet away from where i sit and stream for the last three years?”
“oh my god...”
“so i- i literally do not have to leave my room to set up a second monitor and i havent. and i’m still usin my laptop for this stream.
“is this gonna be one of those situations where you like, you have a thing, you just refuse to do the thing?”
“listen, my desk is-
“yOU STILL HAVENT OPENED UP THE HYPIXEL PACKAGE!!!”
“AHHHH I HAVENT OPENED UP THE HYPIXEL PACKAGE! I HAVENT EVEN OPENED UP MY MCC COIN! DUDE I HAVENT EVEN OPENED UP MY ONE MILLION SUBSCRIBER PLAQUE! ITS STILL THERE RIGHT BEHIND ME! ITs sTILL IN THE BOX! i never made a video on it....”
“bruhhhhh [philza laughs] thats FREE VIEWS what are you doing??”
“ill open it at 8 mil :/.”
“you could LITERALLY make a video of you just like, throwing it off a wall, and then thumbing up, like doing a thumbs up, and then that would be it. 10 seconds. ten seconds. thumb and elbow in shot. [laughs]”
techno is such a disaster i love him
01:34:18 the way techno says “tommy, that statement has NEVER been true” i dont like sayin i simp for block men but GOD sometimes his voice is nicer than usual hhhgn
“man i sure wish tommyinnit was in this stream” -nobody ever (just after previous timestamp)
01:40:15 is fuckin hilarious and im actually crying oh my god techno just says things and says them well with a completely straight face how does he do it
i cannot WAIT until theres a president w the last/first name andy so we can say president andy and think abt technoblade
IM CRIASDNGUSFHD 01:44:38 PHILZA LOOK OUT LOOK OUT PHILZA LSKJDAFJASD;LKF
i love when techno talks abt his vids. like u can tell he puts a lot of thought into the vids (esp these ones) and like at 01:47:00 he talks abt the “I DIDNT PUT DEAPTH STRIDER ON THOSE BOOTS, FUNDY!” and how its just that creepin realization that you were doomed from the start and how he made the armor, he isnt intimidated by the netherite bc he didnt enchant it all the way and only he knows that,,, and i just,,,hgg he
he reveals that hes writin the next arc at 01:48:00: “oh, speakin of arcs, chat, i’m writing the next arc. so, you know. hope nothin bad happens in two weeks, chat!” IM SO EXCITED like he clearly has his character fleshed out and is SO good at writing and retellin history im so so excited to see where he takes it AHHHH and also taht means he might stream more bc he might make his character more important (keep in mind this is the guy who wrote self insert hypixel fanfics. he has no shame in puttin himself first and i respect him so much for it)
01:51:20 “they’re tryin to get a second customer but they’re riskin their first” is lowkey a good line
has anyone else noticed that techno says wise a lot? like at 01:55:10 he literally says “wise dragon armor” as a joke but like i think he says wise so much BECAUSE of skyblock like hjkfdsla
01:57:30 techno plea se eat
ok 1:58:45 is hilarious and all but at the end of his ramble he says “come back, i miss you” and lowkey im crying
techno needs to stop knowing his audience more than we know ourselves im hsfkjda 02:05:25 “the chat’s spammin ‘eat technoblade, eat!’ like they’re not gonna start, like, theyre not gonna get super sad if i ended the stream right now, like theyre not gonna all cry ‘i miss technoblade *sniffs* why- whyd he leave to eat food, why did he listen to our advice noooo’”
02:14:50 NEW VIDEO POGGGG CARL THE HORSE POGGGGGG NOT A STREAM HIGHLIGHT POGGGGG
02:17:40 “i could start a potato farm out here to show how much ive changed” techno last time u made a potato farm u started an entire war that lasted a year that does NOT say calm and retired to me lskgdfjagsldj
02:23:00 why does techno just reference greek mythology so much. makin me scared for his arc.
also he talks abt smp earth a lot in this stream i love it so much
i also just. love?? how much sbi respect tommy like they bully him but when talkin bout him they just have so much respect for how much work he puts into youtube and i just,,,,hgnn they r friends
02:33:13 sbi streamer house lets go cmon
02:34:15 “i think if i streamed every day i could keep up” on one hand YE S but on the ohter oh god techno no we have to keep up tho
hearing techno say “violence isnt the answer” is so scary 02:35:40
02:37:30 technosneeze
hiS BROTHER SENT HIM 46 DISCORD MESSAGES SFKDJLFLKASF 2:49:25 i love his end screen so much hes just sadness,,,,retirement,,,t,echnoblade,,,the government is going to fall on its own due to lack of organization and ideals,,,,,,subscribe,,,,,sadness,,,,,also 2:50:45 is making me laugh so hard its just sad music and technos like??? whys phil in my house drinking milk?????
overall, fantastic stream, if ya want some chill techno philza content i highly recommend.
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Meet The Family
Cw: self depriciation, food ment.
Ok to rb.
Summary: the iida family wants to meet the partner of their youngest kid, but said partner is not ready for It.
Song: "just the two of us " Bill withers and grover Washington.
Jerico paced around the room with her hands behind her back, mina stops her grabbing her shoulders-- its gonna be fine!-- adds the student.
--But what if they dont like me?! What if they want him to date someone else?
Uraraka softly pats her Friends back-- dont worry ! Theyll love you! Theyll see that youre a perfect match for their son!
-- but just-- I got nothing to wear! What if they go formal and I just-- jeri sits on her bed clutching a pillow-- what if I have nothing to wear!
They hear a soft knock before anyone can answer-- jerico? Is everything alright in there? Midoriya told me that youre not feeling well..-- said iida.
-- coming!-- she says opening the door peeking her head through it-- tenya...babe..I think we should cancel...-- she says looking away sighing-- I dont think im the right one to meet your family-- she said leaning on the doorframe crossing her arms.
-- whyd you say that jerico? Youre perfect!
--Im not! First of all im from another country!-- she says with tears in her eyes looking away-- im so loud I cant control my volume, I have nothing to wear and to top it all off I dont even get the same grades as you do --She looks at him and sniffs drying her tears with her sleeve-- I think we should call it off
Tenya hugs her tightly and buries his head on her hair-- please dont say that...-- he says with a strained tone-- youre perfect jerico, my family wont care if youre not from here-- he cups her cheek with a flushed face-- youre funny, Smart, youre absolutely beautiful-- he cups her other cheek squishing them-- grades dont define you, you, me or anyone! Grades are just numbers, they are a grading system, but outside? They dont matter-- he adds lowering his hands to her jaw caressing her cheekbones with his thumbs.-- its going to be fine, but I wont accept you talking yourself down--he puts a strand of hair behind her ear-- its okay if youre loud because I love you this way-- he kisses her softly and after some seconds he pulls away-- I wont let my family talk bad about you, in fact they know the best of you!-- he says hapilly-- howd you saved me with stain, howd you won against me in the festival, they see you as I see you, for the amazing woman you are
The silence is short before jerico sobs even harder hugging him-- youre so sweet!
He hugs her tightly with a soft smile, bending down a little-- I wont let anyone be mean to you, theyll deal with me first
She dries off her tears and presses a kiss to his cheek-- thank you
Tenyas cheek turn red, and he fixes his tie, before he says anything his reciproburst goes haywire and he runs past her mumbling nonsense. Making her laugh.
-- anyways... I gotta go now, midnight said shed take me to see some stuff to we-- she turns around to her Friends finding her in tears too.
-- you two are so sweet! -- adds mina.
-- so cute!-- adds uraraka.
Jiro nodds -- so cute!
She chuckled and grabbed her jacket-- gotta go!
As she walks with midnight and recovery girl, who decided to join them to go outfit hunting her teacher softy elbows her-- we'll find you something nice to wear! Youll see!
Jeri scratches the back of her neck knowing what midnight could get up to.
They searched all the stores they could and the dinner was fast approaching.
Jerico is feeling anxious now, recovery girl softly pats her back-- we can try there!-- she points at a suit store.
Midnight nodds-- yes, that could work!
Jeri trusting her teachers judgment follows them.
Iida Is tapping his foot waiting for jerico at the entrance of the UA. He looks around.
--where is she?-- he mutters scratching tbe back of his neck. He was fine with arriving late. His family wouldnt mind.
--Sorry! We couldnt find anything!!-- jerico comes in his field of view, his breath is taken away when he sees her in a suit, her hair tied up.
--oh...-- he mutters and both uraraka and midoriya hold him back, jiro and mina roll up his pants so recirpoburst doesnt rip them.
Jerico giggles and hugs him-- lets go yeah?
Tenya nodds and fixes his pants saying goodbye and getting in the car.
As they drive he hugs her tightly-- you look so beautiful -- he says caressing her arm.
--If I could help you pull out your tubes I can do this!
--Come on it wasnt that hard!
She raises a brow.
[....]
Even though tenya was ready to make such change he was an absolute baby.
--come on ten!-- she said.
--Its gonna hurt jerico!
-- thats why im here, come on
He sighs pulling out the first tube, Before he can scream she sits on his lap and kisses him.
He turns red and hugs her waist with one hand.
-- see? Not that hard!
He starts to giggle meekly-- well..if I get a kiss for each one...ill get twelve kisses
-- let me desinfect that for you
[....]
-- as I was saying, not that hard!-- tenya protested-- besides! ...oh hey we're here
He gets out first and helps her, he takes her hand, and walk into their home.
Taking off their shoes they walk in and are greeted with iidas mom, dad and his brother.
--tensei!--says iida hugging his brother-- I cant Belive youre here!
The ex hero smiles-- I I couldnt pass up the opportunity to meet my brothers partner, hi, im tensei
Jerico nodds-- im jerico, nice to met you tensei-- she bows.
Dinner arrives and as they eat, jerico is struggling with the chopsticks..
She scratches the back of her neck and tenya just hands her a fork and a Knife.
-- th thanks-- she adds embarassed eating her food.
-- dont be embarassed!!-- says tenyas mom-- he told us you arent fully used to chopsticks so we put a set for you!
Tenya also pulls out a fork and a Knife smiling.
Her cheeks turn Pink and she smiles softly eating with a content giggle.
--so-- starts tenyas dad-- our son has told us plenty about you but id rather hear about you from your own mouth
Jerico drinks water and looks at her father in law-- well, im originally from Argentina!, Im the oldest from four kids-- she says-- Im more into art than anything, I also play the guitar, what else would you like to know mr. Iida
Tenyas dad smiles-- well, I can only say that my son scored a winner
Jericos cheek flush red and tenya chokes on his drink blushing red-- dAD!
After dinner jeri helps pick up the table and wash the dishes.
--youre a very lovely girl, but I must ask-- says tenyas mother-- who confessed first?
Sighing in relief that it was only a simple question and not a "whats your intentions with my son" question she giggled-- I did
Tenya flushes even redder than before and grabs jerico walking outside saying --GOODBYE!
his family laughs, and tensei says something before they leave.-- jerico, take care of him for me-- he says patting her arm-- and please show him how to relax
She laughs hugging tensei-- I Will, dont worry!
She says her goodbyes and both go back to the UA.
jerico crashes ontop of tenya both in their comfy pjs.
He hugs her waist pulling her closer and smiling.
-- my family really loved you back there-- he says leaving down the formality.
--im glad--she answers-- maybe one day youll meet mine!
Tenya smiles-- dyou think theyll like me?
She nodds and holds his hand-- im sure theyll do
He smiles and kisses her forehead.
As they fall asleep, tenya humms "just the two of us "by Grover Washington.
《I see the crystal raindrops fall
And the beauty of it all
Is when the sun comes shining through
To make those rainbows in my mind
When I think of you sometime
And I wanna spend some time with you
Just the two of us
We can make it if we try
Just the two of us
(Just the two of us)
Just the two of us
Building castles in the sky
Just the two of us
You and I
We look for love, no time for tears
Wasted water's all that is
And it don't make no flowers grow
Good things might come to those who wait
Not for those who wait too late
We gotta go for all we know ...
Just the two of us
We can make it if we try
Just the two of us
(Just the two of us)
Just the two of us
Building them castles in the sky
Just the two of us
You and I 》
#tenya tag pending#mina tag pending#jiro tag pending#uraraka tag pending#cw self deprecation#tw self deprecation#cw food ment#tw food ment
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hsmtmts 207 spoilers !!
felt like rewatching it here’s me thoughts 🤪
EJ AND GINA CO-ANCHORS SO TRUE
the 2 seconds of gini content love to see it
ok nini said the song means so much to her and then repeatedly tells ricky it means nothing 🤨
ej and ricky talking in the beginning 🥰
SEB LOOKED SO SAD THAT THEY COULDNT DO DEAR EVAN HANSEN AW
kourtneys like cut away where she’s giggling ab howie i love her
i love her except keep ur phone on silent queen 😚
“i… have.. abs???”
“i also padded the tush for you” “aw thanks i actually needed that”
THE FAKE ZOOM ON CARLO’S PHONE LMAO
“i would” LMAO
nini why are those heart eyes at gina so aggressive 😏
“we have to get even… right?”
why are they all so stupid i love them
everyone was so shocked gina volunteered to be look out
ok but don’t leave nini and kourtney unsupervised either bc they actually stole ginas stuff too 😁
ginas so pretty
WHYD THEY ALL YELL WILDCATS THEYRE SO DUMB
Anyways kourtney is also cute as hell in this ep
sorry i don’t like miss jen romance plots
“what’s your name” oh shit oh fuck oh shit what do i do- “diane”
north high extra making gina uncomfy for 1 minute straight
that’s the face of a lesbian who doesn’t wanna talk to this man if i’ve ever seen it
“can i get your snap” is so funny to me
RISOTTO
THEUR AWKWARD LUGHS WHEN THE GUY LEAVES LMAO THEYRE BOTH GAY IDC
it’s the way they’re bad lookouts
why the fuck did they make nini wear a tie under that shirt
that’s literally just mean whyd they do that
if they dressed me like that i’d probably wanna leave the show too /j
the only connection to hsm they have now is still calling them wildcats
i think they should’ve incorporated more hsm songs instead of periodically calling then wildcats when that’s not even their real mascot
FUGLY
“oh yeah? what isle we BOP TO THE TOP” good try babe
ej and gina being the only ones excited
don’t fucking talk ab ashlyn like that
gina standing up for ash so true
“miss jen said not to dance with the enemy” miss jen: 💃💃
sorry don’t care much for this performance
in the mean time i was eating a cheese pizza lunchable and both of the cheeses taste the exact same
rickys like fuck ur compliment… what is the compliment
it wasn’t even a compliment that was so bitchy
ricky doesn’t even like her but he looks back at her later
ik theyre just trying to break up the couples but i like that ashlyn is the center of a love triangle
plot twist red is jealous but also has a crush on antoine
tom holland on stilts
no ash loves him so much aw
also how can anyone see ej in that shirt and think straight man ik that’s stereotyping or something but COME ON
he knew damn well he was being rude
EJ “yesssss” LMAO I LOVE HIM
it’s ok ej i think the mob song is great (this version at least i haven’t heard the og sorry)
he didn’t have to be bitchy telling nini to leave
sad she didn’t perform but also i think she would’ve looked goofy lol
i’m gonna watch the performance cause i like it but here’s what i remember
ej shouldve gotten a solo
why does ricky have a guitar
ashlyn absolutely ate that blonde bitch up
red too absolutely ate
yk who else ate. carlos
HE ATE THAT ONE NOTE I STG
also kourtney and gina advancing so true
although their dancing looked kinda weird cause it was just them idk anyways
um yeah this performance is fun i’m watching it now
i didn’t notice when i watched the first time but whyd the captions spoil it was howie 😐😐
jealous red looked so funny
also east high won sorry
seb that’s what i said they should’ve had a judge
nini really said oh well we’ll do it anyways like no queen you’ll literally be disqualified
EJS FACE WHEN THE CAMERA PANNED TO HIM LMAO
rickys kinda right the song doesn’t really fit it’s too much of a pop song not musical theater
look back
i can’t believe the mf teacher took the mask. how fucking pathetic.
i don’t like that nini won’t fucking talk to ricky about how she feels even when he tries to talk to her like guys you could fix your relationship very easily
also anti romantic portwell it makes me so uncomfy
although howie being the beast i- plot twist idk how i didn’t see that coming
i like that her music she’s going by nina i think that’s kinda fun
also the preview… i stg ej and gina are gonna have some sort of moment and i’m gonna hate it
if ej doesn’t have a good amount of screen time i’m rioting
the preview pictures looked like ricky and nini make up
OH YEAH EJ GASTON MOMENT PLS
ok that’s all i think thank you
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HC: Being Handcuffed to the Boys
I only did Midoriya and Bakugo because Im lazy-sry- but I hope you enjoy! :)
|Part 2 w/ Kirishima+Shouto|
(RULES | MASTERLIST| REQUESTS OPEN!!! :))
Midoriya
Midoriya, as sweet and intelligent as he is, was NOT that smart that day
He was studying hero terminology, laws and rules to help him be a better hero, until a thought popped in his head- what if he needed to know how to use handcuffs? Like in some random situation where he needed to detain someone and the only thing he could was use handcuffs, could he do it?
Of course he could but he over thought it and convinced himself he COULDNT and began to slightly freak out
So of course he called you, but he didnt give you ANY info to go off of why he needed you so badly and it kind confused and worried you
“Y/n- I need you to come over quickly”
“Why, is something wrong or-”
“No, no, nothings wrong! Just- come over soon-please?”
“Im coming, Im coming, dont worry….”
When you finally got to his dorm room, you expected him to have some super important news to tell you- like he was hurt, or there was a huge pop quiz you two needed to study for ASAP...but you were met with blushing Midoriy holding hndcuffs
KiNkY
You just stared at him and at the handcuffs with a huge WTH face
You dont have the slighest idea of were he had HANDCUFFS
“Umm care to explain why you have handcuffs?”
He explains it to you, and you wanna laugh at how adorably overreactive your boyfriend is but you dont because you wnt him to know you take his concerns seriously
So he tells you his plan- he was going to put one side of the handcuffs on you as if your were a villian, and one on him (the smart thing to do, he said, so if they couldnt escape because theyd be attached to him), and then take them off. Easy peasy!
NOT EASY PEASY
He put his side of the hand cuff with ease, but when it came to you it took FOREVER
He was so scared to hurt you (like pinch your skin or something) it took him 3 whole minutes to crank it closed
“Midoriya, why are you taking so long?”
“Well-I dont want to hurt you!” he blushed, sweating alittle as he tried his best to not potentially hurt you
“Your not going to hurt me- besides, I thought I was supposed to be a ‘villian’?”
“But- your not a villian- your my girlfriend! And I cant hurt my girlfriend!” he would protest as you laughed at his cuteness
Once it was finally on, Izuku felt way more relaxed- he did it,he could do it, and he wouldnt have to worry about some wierd freak scenario where he couldnt use handcuffs
So, naturally, you ask is he could unlock you guys since he was content with his work
“Yeah of course!” hed say with a sigh of relief until he’ll realize- he forgot where the key was
He’ll start sweating alot and you’ll get super concern
“Izuku, are you all right?”
“Umm….”he confess timidly, “I may or may not have…. Forgotten where the key is.”
Not gonna lie, youre gonna freak out a little
Your literally HAND CUFFED to your boyfriend
He spends 30 minutes in a rampage looking for it (yanking and dragging you around his room in the process)
“I know its here, I just had it, Ill find it I promise-”
Your wrists was turning red from the constant yanking and you had to finally just tell him to stop and figure out another way out of them
You two sit on his bed and thought for a moment- Midoriya’s first thought was Iida and Ochaco, since their his best freinds
But you didnt know for sure what they would do but ask awkward questions and freak out a little like you both did
You then thought of Mina with her acid quirk, but then thought better of it- she didnt have the best control over it and you didnt feel like having your skin melted off
And she was besties with Kaminari and Sero, the biggest pervs at UA, so if they even caught a glance at you two theyd take it the wrong way and you two wouldnt hear the end of it
You giys pondered on what to do next until Midoriya finally got an idea
“What if we go to Hatsume? She has so many gadgets she must have a way to unlock us”
You groaned- you were okay with Hatsume, her perosnality was a little- loud- which was fine, its just you could totally tell she had the hots for Deku and you didnt really appreciate that side of her...but she was your best bet….
“Fine, lets go”
The walk to the her workshop was tortorius- you two both wrapped yourselves up in your biggest jackets to hide the handcuffs so no one could see (even though it was the middle of the afternoon) and holding each others hand so it looked like you were just holding hands and nothing more
It was nerve wracking- you didnt want any of opur classmates to talk to you, let alone see you until you had those CUFFS OFF
When you finally get there, you were so grateful Hatsume was by herself
And as perky as ever
Izuku tells about your guys predicament timidly as you both have huge blushes
But Hatsume doesnt seem to care about your embarrasment or how you got into that situation at all- shes just excited to try out a “new baby”
She interjects Izuku with a loud outburst and begins to whip out a bunch of crazy looking gadgets
You look at Midoriya with a skeptical look but you allow her to get close and try to relese you guys
Surprisingly, after a few minutes you were free, and the sound of cold metal hit the tiles
You both rubbed your wrists happy to be out of those restraints
You start to laugh from relief, thanking Hatsume and turning to Midoriya with a stern grin
“Im not going to ask today….but one day I will figure out how you got those handcuffs”
*small gulp from Izuku
Bakugo
Some days you wonder if your friends WANT to die
You and Bakugo had had a thing for each other for weeks
It was painfully obvious- you would be a blushing mess with Bakugo, giving him the biggest comebacks whenever he was mean to you all the while so red you looked liked you would explode
Bakugo was such a rude dirtbag to you most of the girls wondered how you restrained yourself from slapping him, calling you mean names and criticizing you for the smallest things
But if anybody hurt you or even said you were cute or pretty
OH NO
He would become so angry and possessive it was terrifying
So, since all of Class 1A was sick of hearing you deny any sort of love towards Bakugo and sick of almost getting their hair fried off by Bakugo if they even mentioned your name, they decided to take matters into their own hands
One day, Mina had called you over, leading you over to Kirishima and Bakugou
Your heart already began to quickly start beating just being near him
Bakugo huffed, hating how just seeing that annoyingly pretty face of yours put his body into overdrive
“Whyd you bring this extra over?”
You rolled your eyes with your cheeks on fire, pretending like the comment didn't hurt as Mina gasped at his blatant rudeness
“Whatever, Bakugo, your just still bitter that I beat you in training last week-”
“Howd you beat me?! I was distracted for 2 seconds, that was no win-”
“Really?! So eating the dirt because I had KO-ed your cocky ass doesn't mean-”
“It means jack shit baka!”
Unknowing to the both of you as you bickered, Kaminari was sneaking behind you two with a pair of handcuffs while Sero followed him with an evil grin from behind
Before you two even knew it, Kaminari had clasped one side of a pair of hand cuffs to one of your wrists and one to Bakugos, Sero using his tape quirk to keep you two from squirming
You were confused and startled on what was even going on, while Bakugo was extremely pissed off
“What the hell do you think youre doing you idiots!”
“Cool down Spiky, or youll blow a fuse!” Sero laughed at his handiwork as you both squirmed to get out on the restraints
“Im gonna do worse than blow a fuse,” Bakugo spat at the whole grorup, “Im gonna blow up your asses into space once I get out of this!”
“Ohhh no your not!” Kirishima smirked at Bakugo”s clearly agitated face and your distressed expression “You two are going to stay like this until you can act like normal human beings around each other”
“Kirishima this isnt cool!” you whined, “How long am I going to have to be attached to this rabid hedgehog?!” You nodded towards Bakugo, who clearly didn't like your comment
“Rabid hedgehog?!” Bakugo shrieked, “Say that one more time and Ill-”
“And youll blast me into space? Fry me into Hell? Kick my ass into next week? Save your breath Katsuki, Ive heard every threat you can throw at me!” You snapped at Bakugou, your annoyance and stress of being stuck to him for God’s no how long making you jumpy-you cant be stuck to your crush YOU CANT
Bakugo looked like a fish gulping for a water as he was looking for a come back to that, as Kirishima, Sero, and Kaminari looked shocked and amused by a stuttering Bakugo
“You guys are gonna stay together for as long as you need to,” Kirishima said, “we have the key to unlock the cuffs, so when you guys are ready- just come and get one of us!”
The group walked out, Sero and Kaminari betting how long it would take you two to have an agreement as Kirishima pushed them out the door
You stood there with Bakugou awkwardly for a few moments, him unable to look at you-his cheeks were on fire because of one little thing you said earlier
And you didnt even know GOD DAMMIT
You looked at Bakugou, thinking he was just ignoring you like usual- the BrAt
You sighed, “Look- if were going to be chained up like this, might as well get some things off our chests….” you swallowed hoping he couldnt feel your hand shake from being so close to him
He didnt say anything, your voice ringing in his ears and making me him shiver- GOD DAMMIT WHY WAS HE SO DAMN WEAK FOR YOU
He didnt say anything for a while, making you feel hurt and kinda bored
“Fine then, if you dont want to talk, at least walk with me to the kitchen-”
“You called me Katsuki.” He grumbled, still not wanting to look at you
“What?” You looked at him, confused on WHY he wouldnt look at you and why calling him by his first name was such a big deal
“You called me by my first name-Katsuki.”
“Okkkkaaaay,” you drawled out, completely confused and annoyed, “dont know why that would bother you so much but can we plese just-”
Bakugo huffed in annoyance, his cheecks on fire, “You dont get it do you baka?! No one calls me Katsuki because Id kick their asses if they ever did-but-”
“But what?” you asked kinda gentle, seeing Bakugo struggling to say something to you and curiosity was getting to you
Is He GoNnA ConfeSS ;o
“But-you-said….it...and I-I-was...okay with it….” he struggled out, his face contorting so much to just push that out of him you were kinda worried
You looked at him, completely amused and not really taking him seriously
“That was it? I said your first name and you didnt have the urge to rip my head off like you usually do? I guess we can consider that progress!” you kinda laughed nervously, making Bakugo wish you would laugh again and then cursing at himself for thinking that
He hated how you made his head feel dizzy and it was making him angry
“You dont get it do you baka?!” he shouted aggresively, “I was okay with it because I like you and I fucking hate it!”
You stopped breathing, your eyes wide with shock and your brain seeming to shut down
“You-you-like- me? Like- more than a- friend?” you stuttered, looking at his face which was now obviously red
“See anyone else in the room? Of course its you who else would I fucking say that to!” he retorted, wishing the heat in his face would BACK OFF
OH CRAPPPPPPPPPPPP HE CONFESSED YALL :D
“I like you too….Katsuki,” you smiled, watching his face get even redder
“Awww you look so cute blushing!”
“Shut up you baka!”
You laughed, making him feel all warm and squishy inside
“Well, I guess Kaminari is going to owe Sero $20- we deifnitely got this figured out in under an hour.”
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“The Wilds” ep 8 and 7 thoughts !!!
(slight spoiler warning)
this is not in any coherent order btw
* OH MY GOSH THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTING
* ooh gretchen spooky
* so there is TWO comrades? who’s the second ooo
* my bet is on nora for sure
* oh okay now the description makes sense
* omg omg jeanette was —oh that make sense
* bro whyd you push her over damn
* i love her so much
* yup yup!!
* this make the death so much sadder god
* shelby I KNEW IT
* miss girl you’re deep in denial
* leah please take several chill pills
* i love u bae but ur paranoia isn’t needed
* WHY ARE YOU GUYS ALL EATING THIS DONT WE NEED LIKE AT LEAST ONE SOBER PERSON
* this helps nobody shelby is drunk and you all are high
* WHAT IS THIS BEGINNING
* WHY WERE THEY DANCING
* WHAT IS THIS FEVER DREAM
* alex you dumbass
* “shark week” fatin please
* “very healthy penis” fatin please again
* such a good show omg
* MARCUS TURNED INTO A HUMAN
* oh god they’re so lucky she’s hammered
* this entire scheme is genius but also so inhumane
* OH WHATS IN THE NOTE
* shelby’s story is so sad
* cut that hair girl yup !!
* shes just a really deep down suppressed lesbian okay guys
* i would watch the next episode but im at a diner lolz
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haikyuu & cafes (1/?)
bigass creds to @luvoikawa with this post that inspired me to write too much nonsense about nonsense
all my writing got deleted edition 🐸 also jesus christ sorry this is super long i just really like cafes and drinkys and coffys...
karasuno
ukai
for a guy who gets up early every morning coffee is a must. canned coffee is his drink of choice for getting up and it’s one of his morning routines before starting work. he actually dislikes cafes because they have an atmosphere he isn’t too fond of and likes bars (enjoys shit beers = enjoys shit coffee) more- but he could go to a cafe when asked by his friends or if he’s going on a date, just don’t ask him about what type of coffee he’d like specifically because all he wants is it to be hot and black, no milk no sugar. when he was younger he actually disliked coffee, but with age he learned to 1. not be fussy about it 2. just tolerate it to pick him up. it’s not like he dislikes the tastes of it but i don’t see him as picking up oh many tannin inteiciasies cause he’s not developed a pallete, also gets the cheapest no fuss shit. prefers hot over cold even in the summer
for food, he doesn’t enjoy completely western menus. likes meat and doesn’t order any sweets like pastries and whatever the fuck, not only is it too expensive but also he’d just rather have the coffee unless he’s particularly hungry. like i said he isnt a cafe guy but life takes you to a lot of places so ☕️
takeda
actually can taste tanins like some sort of a legend. still though on a teachers salary you’re not going to have an espresso machine at home so he settles for his drip brew. actually doesn’t like espresso too much either if hes working at least. but since he is a teacher and a club supervisor he drinks 2 (two) of those shits a day, one in the morning from home one in the afternoon from the teachers lounge- needs it to deal with the energy at practice. takes just milk in his coffee and prefers it steamed, but has that shitty milk foamer thing that takes so much time to get results out of he just ends up drinking drip w cold milk; the workingmans choice.
with cafes and food he still enjoys drip brew (this time fancier) coffee with milk. could ask to taste test the plain bean coffee if he enjoyed his first cup so much. LOVES a pastry with his drink, if he goes there to do work will get a coffee and a pastry of any kind, i think he likes cream so expect him to get a cream puff esp if on a date cause then he gets to share it and be cute 🥴 loves a cafe hangout with friends or an s/o
kiyoko
pre time skip she did not need coffee at all. like her face at first says either only black coffee or shes so well adjusted she needs nothing and i’d say it’s the latter though i could debate. though she was an enjoyer of canned coffee milk later in life before having to consume coffee for life energy in her adulthood. nothing too fancy either though, small coffee machine that only she uses (tanakas a pussy!) for making coffee, pours milk and adds a teaspoon of sugar into it- doesn’t really like flavors cause to her they taste artificial. busy lady! so she can pick up some starbucks or sit down for a brief second and get coffee wherever she is, thinks it energizes her and also is an enjoyer of the novelty of steamed milk. it actually doesn’t buzz her ever even when she first starts drinking it so rather than having to drink more coffee as the tolerance builds up she just has a plateau of coffee give me caffeine boost
for cafes she just gets whatever looks good to her. also not the biggest fan of sweets rather than a good bread, enjoyer of plain croissants and good bread if she gets a sandwitch. who doesn’t love carbs
yachi
the sweet sugary drink enjoyer has arrived. didn’t even touch coffee until her 3rd year at college, tried a sip of black coffee from her friend in junior high and became instantly afraid of it- managed to skirt by college with a good schedule until the junior terror seeped into her veins and now her early classes she has to drink coffee for. but like she still gets good grades so it’s only the morning she’s required to partake in bean water for- doesn’t even do anything on weekends if she doesn’t have anywhere to be. at home she has 2 syrups 5 milks and overloads her drink so much she’s barely drinking any coffee at all, still the sugar and the hot stuff in the morning has an effect (placebo lol)
loves a starbucks for its accessibility, but gets refreshers and iced drinks more often than any of their caffeine. not only does she think it’s not worth it if she can make coffee at home, but she has a tiny cafe she goes to to cram that serves a mean lavender rose vanilla latte (fucking ew?) that shes in love with. but it costs a lot and she’s a rare visitor, gets sweets and small sandwitches if she goes. w friends she doesn’t know that well she’ll get a flavored coffee to seem mature&cute, but with old friends she’d rather drink a milk tea or a seasonal drink rather than bother w a latte (since she uses it to get energy if it’s 5pm and her day is nearly done whyd she need it then?) no 7-11 coffee or vending machine coffee (junior high trauma) rather sweets and candy if she’s buying from one
daichi
courtesy to @sugardaddykenma, i think daichi oinking his way to the top ended after he had a midlife crisis- so he stops drinking coffee the way he would at the pig pen. sorry ok enough puns but yeah i think he was drinking way too much coffee in both college and at his “job” so coffee now messes with his stomach so much he thinks he might have a heart attack if he drinks more than one cup a week. i don’t know if that directly makes sense but too much coffee can literally kill you and since now he doesn’t fear the revolution here’s another thing for his mind. no coffee, maybe like once if hes at a cafe with his friends but really really prefers plain tea more- especially as he gets older. likes green white and black teas rather than herbal cause caffeine, and doesn’t put sugar in either cause hes #real and genuinely enjoys the flavors more that way
doesn’t go to cafes except for reunions or hanging out with the boys, always more of a “what do they have to eat” rather a “what’s new and exiting to drink” boy. i actually think the only reason he does drink coffee occasionally is because sugawara teases him and also sometimes it’s easier to order something to not be embarassing and to live up to the expectation of a dilf on the prowl rather than well like. dilf drinking tiny mug of jasmine tea. surprisingly an atmosphere enjoyer, people talking all around him is comforting- though if he were to go there frequently he’d grown annoyed
sugawara
king of looking fuckable at a cafe. literally can’t drink coffee black and hates it but still uses it for that energy boost in the morning. has a cheap espresso machine (like 2nd hand and super busted) with a milk frother cause he can’t even drink coffee with just milk it’s so repulsuve to him, he’s gotta fancy it up with syrups & steamed liquids to get anything out of it. but like i said hes king of looking fuckable at a cafe and that’s cause he goes to them all the fucking time. to study to hang for dates like part of it is the ambience is unparalleled but also i mean 1. he likes looking hot 2. he can study 3. man idk hes just a little bitch that wants to look smarter than he actually is. literally in love with the concept of a meet cute so hes in there like “wow... i look so pretty and i’m reading such a big book won’t someone come talk to me”enjoys smiling at other hot patrons and the nines. i think he’d start banter only if you spilled a drink though or something happened hes not that confident to go up to someone full force, and well while he is there sometimes for the hell of it he does actually study there too cause it forces him to do something rather than fuck around on the computer at home. win win system
frequent cafe flyer and frequent cafe snack enjoyer. he’d much rather go for the small snacks like chips and nuts rather than big meal shit cause since his stuff is there he doesn’t wanna get anything on it, and would rather lounge back at home while eating anyways. frequent buys you a sweet on a date type of move, asks if you wanna give him a small bite but doesn’t actually enjoy most sweets that much. ICE LATTE ENJOYER but only when hes on the go or it’s summer, they make a mess when condensation happens.
asahi
hate to tell you folks, but you won’t find this guy in any cafes ever. if he needs to study in a public place he’d rather go to a library and if he can’t go there he’s just seriously gonna sit on the street if it’s the worst of it. can not only not handle cafes if it’s at full capacity, sugawara once shared his cafe strategies with him and now he overthinks whenever he steps foot into one. if he does enter a cafe it’s for a to go order of a cafe au lait (with soy milk, he got in the habit from ordering the wrong thing and never asking them to fix it) because espresso beverages give him anxiety, and add anxiety with a lot of people there it’s just no good and he becomes nervous. he does relax when his friends are there though, and a la p5 enjoys a quiet cafe at night the best. he like herbal teas without sugar (maybe some honey) and aromatic tea blends, but not refresher like beverages at starbucks
since he doesn’t sit down and eat at cafes hes not getting anything substantial, but has a pertulance for sweet stuff! nothing too big but if he gets something sweet with his coffee (and he does get coffee out a lot actually i feel i should clarify. it’s the devil wears prada influence and if you’re a fashion designer chance is you need to go somewhere fast so he needs the energy to power walk and actually ends up picking up coffee for his crew sometimes)
nishinoya
oh christ dude if he got coffee while in high school he’d go fucking insane. way too much current energy + caffeine is such a bad combination- but i think he’d never step into a cafe until his world traveling days. in which case i mean like first of all if you are traveling you’re going to have to keep a tight schedule unless you’re like rich as fuck and can afford to leisure around, and i think he does have some savings but at the same time if he’s himself he’s very likely running around- in summary, cafe visits very dépendant on the culture. cafe dates and cafe stops to get a pick up i think would be the most common stuff here, and coffee would be only used as a wake up i need more energy tool
with food i mean going to a great underground cafe is a right of passage if you’re traveling so i’m sure hes tried all sorts of shit and also hes a big eater, so i can see him getting whatever looks the craziest. big coffee ice cream enjoyer but like i said that’s just to wake up & i think there’s better places to get better juice (& international soda) than a hole in the wall coffee place. did someone say italian sodas or do i have to get my hearing checked
tanaka
man this guys a pussy. thinks starbucks is the fancy coffee place even though it’s a chain and can’t enjoy a non sweetened coffee- even sweetened coffees are a bust. honestly also is too concerned about caffeine being able to “hinder” him, it’s not going to kill you or make you crazy but probably saw someone go balls off the walls with it and is too pussy to try it himself because he thinks he’s so energetic already it’ll make him turn super saiyan. very big enjoyer of a juice, a smoothie, or a refresher again if we’re going from starbucks’ menu. actually yeah it the place offers smoothies he definitely gets that 100% no questions asked, cause it’s the one sweet he can permit himself because he actually thinks it’s healthy when the only reason it “is” is because it’s fruit. does not enjoy the vibes whatsoever and is kinda spooked by everyone drinking coffee in coffee drinking establishments. his wife is more of a man than him in that regard but he can take it
cafe foods aplenty though! likes to walk in and run to get smth and leave, cause it’s less effort than making something and more effort than going to a convenience store. actually has this thing where he picks wifey dearest up snacks he thinks she’ll like. before that he used to scoff at them but now seeing as shes a frequent patron and he is married to her he’s all like look at this treat i bought for you at (blank). it’s kinda sweet! plus he prolly gets a takeout drink for himself too so win win
ennoshita
physical therapy is a lot of work! sorry for the lack of substance for this guy but like a normal adult i think he is normal with his coffee consumption. aka- drinks it to get up, and when hes tired. i think he has a particular interest in trying new things though and will get whatever is interesting to him or something that is weird on the menu like a pumpkin chocolate latte or some shit like that that is unusual but still tasty. adventurous and also you can’t tell at all that hes had coffee, acts completely the same and people even tell him he should drink some coffee cause of the low energy. hes had two cups already and that’s enough!
kinoshita
i think this guy just doesn’t like coffee for whatever reason. he seems like the type of dude to just not drink it and instead go for something energizing in the form of tea or an energy drink but not bean juice, just a vibe! enjoys a cafe every once in a while but goes rarely, i mean hes just chilling! there is a place that hes gone to that he is now an irregular regular of that has a tea infusion of different berries and ingredients that’s meant to clear up your sinuses and calm you. they don’t sell it in packets and hes disappointed about that but the very reason it exists at all is because it’s made out of fresh chopped shit and spices, also it’s a gimmick. they serve them in tea pitchers and he stays there and reads until he finishes. it’s the little things!
kazuhito
writing got erased again but like literally just think of a guy. a guy that works at a company who has to go to work everyday so yeah he drinks coffee and the chances of it being instant are very high. actually doesn’t know that starbucks is a chain and just has the regular drip coffee machine at home, probably takes it with milk and sugar and whatever is there at the time. relaxed guy and relaxed preferences
kageyama
dude doesn’t even know what coffee is to be completely honest. well no that’s a lie he definitely tried some but it made him jittery and he can’t be jittery or else he’s not doing perfect tosses, so no can do. like i know the milk joke is old but i don’t think the habit stops at high school i genuinely think unless one of his teammates or someone with him is like no getting milk or they don’t just serve raw milk because who the fuck would he maybe gets a milk tea at most. honestly not a fan of sugary drinks such as juice or refreshers and whatnot nor iced drinks because well hes just a weirdo. if you take him to a sbucks or somewhere else either order him a london fog or water or a cup of milk if you want your cashier to have something funny to tell. he likes matcha lattes but since they’re high caf he only gets them on off days and like when does he have those? never. genuine weirdo
okay for food it’s anything goes but i think thr funnier thing to talk about would be the amount of time it takes him to read a menu. literally can’t decide on anything especially if a place is out of stock well hes gonna be out of comission for a few minutes as he reconsiders. asks what this has and what’s in this if it’s not listed so it’s really best to just pick smth for him, plain simple and he won’t have any complaints and just sit down w you.
hinata
actually got fond of espresso in brazil but still prefers juices and shit to actual caffeinated beverages. they don’t make them like they used to there 😔 but he does get lattes. LOVES coconut milk and nut milks cause they have an “oomph” (what?) but honestly anything goes kind of guy in where he can get coffee out of a machine at a convenience store starbucks a cafe anything anywhere no problem. thing is though he can only consume it in a short amount of time aka just the morning or else he’s unable to sleep at night, a thing that is most definitely a placebo but like he believes on it so insistently that he just doesn’t mess with it. is a fan of anything new and anything that catches his interest in coffee places, likes to pick stuff up rather than sit down cause he’s a fan of walking and talking and drinking
pastry guy :) or just anything breaded. again likes to pick whatever catches his interest cause he became more adventurous with food for sure, enjoys a sandwitch or some shit i mean you get the point i think. he’s just a funny little guy
tsukishima
honestly? cant fucking drink black coffee. i think it’d be so funny and well also fitting that if he does drink anything he does drink super sugary sweet stuff, like i mean we know he enjoys sweets anyways so why not push it further and say this motherfucker can’t handle tanins at all? and like by all i mean he has to have tea with milk and sugar no matter what it is (well not herbal tea 🍵 that’s an emoji of a green tea but herbal tea never should be enjoyed with milk) his go to is a hot matcha latte and a cold iced vanilla latte. cause both are sweet and make him look a little less pussy when ordering them. straight up will chug purely black coffee out of spite and suppress gags to seem cool, it’s okay tbough hes so far only worried about this happening in front of friends and it hasn’t yet. he has practiced at home though and he can so far not gag but still squint, which he’s thinking if he has to explain will explain by “well uh it tastes like shit so”
i don’t think he needs coffee to get up but instead does need something sweet. since cake doesn’t last a while i’d see him trying to buy some for himself discreetly like i know this dude isn’t a pussy but also imagine being so hard and then being made fun of for eating a cake alone by yourself in a cafe. doesn’t order sweets therefore unless hes in a private room or with a trusted friend. yamaguchi won’t tell on you bro in fact he’ll order the cake and let you have it. doesn’t like any savory thing on the menu for some reason, no matter the place he goes
yamaguchi
actually enjoys tanins but chugs cheap shitty coffee for energy no matter the time of day. he just got used to the lack of taste and definitely grabbed a caffeine addiction to add to his problems to worry about but it’s okay cause hey while he’d never say it he thinks it’s better to be able to taste them and enjoy a normal cup of good beans than to be like his unnamed friend. enjoyer of the whole menu, entirely dependent on the mood. focusing, straight espresso shots, reading, matcha or peppermint tea, vibing, lemonade or lemonade mixture idk you name it. very into cafe energy and feels good whenever he enters one, but doesn’t do it out of neccesity cause once he did actually have someone slightly hit on him at a cafe and he stopped going to it because he interacted with them very awkwardly. is sure the baristas heard and just can’t do it anymore. has pulled all nighters and 24-hr study sessions in internet cafes chugging coffees like a motherfucker. hasn’t yet poured a redbull into coffee yet but i mean it could be coming we never know (nah hes afraid of it)
not a fan of ordering stuff in cafes at all cause hes not there to eat. can be persuaded for a bite if friends are there but if not then hes avoidant of foods. you can’t blame him! it’s kind of awkward to order food at a coffee place anyways so he just steers clear
#obituaries☠️(headcanons)#haikyuu hcs#haikyuu headcanons#karasuno hcs#karasuno headcanons#genuinely do not want to tag tbis more at all. i am tired
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My Top 40 Movies of the Decade
***just my opinion***this list is not set in stone either***
1. 12 Years A Slave (2013)
What Steve McQueen has managed to do with this movie in nothing short of the best thing art is capable of. He takes the horror of humanity and turns it into a heart shattering tale of the best of humanity. A film that could have sunk easily among the brutality it contains, instead soars with Solomon’s survival. It is one of the most life-affirming, uplifting works of art I’ve ever seen. It makes you cry, it makes you shout, it makes you cheer, it makes you breathless. In short, all the things movies are best at. Not just a definitive movie, but a definitive work of art.
2. The Act of Killing (2012)
This has my vote for the best documentary film of all time. What begins as a transfixing profile of the mass murders responsible for the 1965 Indonesian genocide quickly transforms into a Brechtian nightmare as director Joshua Oppenheimer somehow convinces these men to stage scenes for a fake movie reenacting their crimes. As the film progresses you can hardly believe what you’re witnessing. Horrifying, yet you can’t look away. Oppenheimer holds your attention for every second. What’s captured for film here is truly unique, ground-breaking, soul shaking. A statement about the banality of evil as profound as Ardent’s essays.
3. The Tree of Life (2011)
Malick has reached his final form here. An organic art form, pure cinema, visual poetry, whatever you want to call it. Nothing but a movie could be this. The images he crafts here are as close to a religious experience as I’ve ever had watching a movie, and probably ever will. In exploring childhood memories, Malick’s style perfectly matches his subject manner. He use of ellipsis and fluidity mirrors the way memories flash through our heads. It is as if we are witnessing memory directly, unfiltered. This movie will move you in ways you didn’t know a movie could.
4. The Social Network (2010)
That Facebook movie? Hell yeah that facebook movie. What Fincher and Sorkin have managed to do is take what could be a standard biopic, or dull tech movie, and made it into an epic tale of betrayal, greed, friendship, coming of age, and identity. Ross and Reznor’s score pulses, as does the dialogue. This movie starts the instant you press play and it doesn’t let you catch your breath for one second until the very end. Endlessly quotable, perfected acted. A masterclass.
5. The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014)
What can I say about this movie? Every shot is perfect. Every joke, beat, pan, zoom. Well, I guess I’ll say this. This movie disarms with its charm, its facade. But at its heart is a wrenching tale of loss, nostalgia, and the fleeting nature of everything, especially those we love. A jewel of a film. Anderson makes sure you’re cozy and then pulls the rug out from under you, and suddenly you’re crying.
6. The Master (2012)
Career best performances from Joaquin Phoenix and Phillip Seymour Hoffman. Lushly shot. Greenwood delivers another ground breaking score. PTA has made an aimless film about aimless characters that nevertheless is riveting. At the end, you may not know exactly how far you’ve progressed, but you’re sure glad you went on the journey.
7. Drive (2011)
This is not an action movie. It’s a love story. The now famous dream pop soundtrack. Ryan Gosling doing so much with so little. Refn’s breathtaking cinematography. Diluted dreams. Crushed hopes. Silent gazes, filled with more emotion than dialogue could ever render.
8. The Revenant (2015)
An achievement of pure cinematic insanity. I still have no idea how they got some of these shots. A brutal, thrilling story of survival among nature’s cruelty. Inarritu’s camera is like magic in this film, uncovering the previously thought not possible.
9. La La Land (2016)
A reinvention of a genre that somehow manages to have its cake and eat it too: a nostalgia trip that also subverts expectations. Right up there next to Singin’ in the Rain, in my book at least. How on earth was that only Chazelle’s second ever movie?
10. The Lighthouse (2019)
TELL ME YE FOND O ME LOBSTER! WHYD YA SPILL YOUR BEANS? IF I HAD A STEAK ID FUCK IT. That about sums it up.
11. Parasite (2019)
Bong Joon Ho has made a beautifully twisted psychological thriller that is also hilarious, touching, and a lasting commentary on class and social mobility.
12. The Florida Project (2017)
Baker’s approach of setting this story from the viewpoint of children makes it a glorious romp through a world of innocence as well as tragedy, and also makes it all the more emotionally impactful.
13. Inside Llewyn Davis (2013)
It’s all about the cat. Alongside the Coen’s mastery of dialogue and the side character, as well as the beautiful folk music, this film acts as a deeply moving portrayal of depression, and how sometimes we are our own worst enemy.
14. Moonlight (2016)
Expertly crafted. Expertly acted. Expertly shot. A gorgeously rendered coming of age story. I’m not really the person who should speak of its importance. I’ll just say: it is. Very. A movie that will stun you.
15. Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)
Practical! Effects! Yeah, that really is Tom Hardy swinging fifty feet off the ground on a pole as explosions go off behind him. A feminist, post-apocalypse, road trip movie brought to you by the director of Happy Feet and Babe 2. What more could you want?
16. Moonrise Kingdom (2012)
A wonderful celebration of childhood and of fantasy. Anderson crafts a world you want to return to again and again. Anyone else get jump scared when they realized Lucas Hedges was in this???
17. Arrival (2016)
I love Denis Villeneuve’s films for so many reasons. The most important I think is that he balances entertainment and artistic depth so well. Like all great scifi Arrival is not really about aliens, it’s about us.
18. Inception (2010)
A film that runs on all cyclinders. Smart, funny, jaw dropping, just plain fun. Nolan manages to build some surprisingly moving moments as well.
19. Gone Girl (2014)
Ah Fincher and his twists. Rosemund Pike at the top of her game. Ross and Reznor return with another gripping score. Around the narrative, Fincher creates a fascinating portrayal of the media and marriage, one with endless twists and turns. You never quite know where it’s headed.
20. Sicario (2015)
A second thing I love about Dennis Villeneuve: he does point of view characters better than anyone else.
21. Enemy (2014)
A third thing I love about Dennis Villeneuve: he plays with genre and narrative structure unlike anyone else working right now.
22. Incendies (2010)
A fourth thing I love about Denis Villeneuve: he’s given us some of the best female lead characters this decade.
23. Blade Runner 2049 (2017)
A fifth thing I love about Denis Villeneuve: he somehow managed make a Blade Runner sequel work. Here’s hoping for Dune.
24. The Look of Silence (2014)
The companion film of The Act of Killing. Oppenheimer does it again, this time focusing more on the victims of the genocide. Groundbreaking cinema.
25. Shame (2011)
Slow clap for Michael Fassbender. Slow clap for Carey Mulligan. Slow clap for Steven Mcqueen.
26. Hereditary (2018)
Using horror to examine mental illness and family trauma. Aster has made a new classic of genre, taking it to new heights.
27. Under The Skin (2014)
How to make a movie about an alien descended onto earth in order to capture men and engulf them in her weird black room of goo? Make a very alienation movie. Chilling. Otherworldly. Haunting.
28. Son of Saul (2015)
In making any holocaust film there’s always the risk of feeling exploitative. Nemes’s radical camera work, focusing almost entirely on the main character’s face in close up leaves this concern in the dust. The horrors enter only at the corners of the frame, while humanity is firmly centered the whole time. An important film everyone should see.
29. Whiplash (2014)
As visceral and heart pounding as the solos performed, the film as a whole is a perfectly made portrait of a obsession.
30. Amour (2012)
Haneke takes his unforgiving approach and lays bare a topic with incredible emotional depth. The result is deeply moving without ever being sentimental. I’m hard pressed to find another film about old age that is this poignant.
31. Birdman (2014)
A whirlwind of a film. A high wire act. The long takes turn it into something more akin to a play. A pretty damn good one at that.
32. Once Upon A Time In Anatolia (2011)
What’s Chekhov doing in the 21st Century? He’s in Turkey. He name is Nuri Ceylan.
33. The Favourite (2018)
Lanthimos turns down his style and turns up his humor. The result is the best of both worlds: a dark, twisted tale of power and a hilarious parody of monarchy and British costume drama.
34. Phantom Thread (2018)
PTA delivers again. What could easily have been another tired tale of the obsessive artist and the woman behind him is instead a fairy tale-ish ensnaring of two people’s ineffable pull towards each other.
35. A Hidden Life (2019)
Still fresh in my mind. Malick’s late style is given the backbone it needed in the form of a relevant tale of resistance and struggle. A meditative, prayer-like film about the power of belief.
36. Prisoners (2013)
A sixth thing I love about Denis Villeneuve: his movies have layers, but only if you look. Otherwise, the ride is pretty great as well.
37. Manchester By The Sea (2016)
A masterclass in doing less with more.
38. Foxcatcher (2014)
Bennett Miller does biopics unlike anyone else. That is to say, maybe better than anyone else working today.
39. The Witch (2015)
Eggers’s first foray into historical New England horror. A chilling commentary on the evils of puritanism.
40. The Kid With A Bike (2011)
The Dardenne brothers managed to make a gut-wrenching tale of childhood, masculinity, abandonment, the power of empathy, belonging, and redemption in 84 minutes. Here’s a suggestion. Watch this movie. Then watch it again. A better use of the same amount of time it takes to sit through The Irishman. Oh wait, no you still have 30 minutes left over.
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i love your brother billy series, if youd even call it like that. but what about protective boyfriend? well like billy likes steve a lot and theyre not really friends and billy finds out some ppl give shit to steve and billy comes to the rescue and when steves like whyd you care about it billys like i love you
Sometimes i think “brother Billy” and then i think it sounds like he’s a priest or something. 😂 it makes me laugh. But ohmydear thank you augh!! ♥ so sweet you’re so sweet!
But okay so it sounds like we're in S2?? I'm gonna set this in S2 so that Steve is still going to school w/ them. Like, after S2 when the Fall of Steve is happening bc he left his friends for his girlfriend and then his girlfriend left him for a guy that beat him up last year and now the only time anyone ever sees him outside of school or random parties is when hes w/ a bunch of kids??
And people in high school are Dicks, esp in small towns bc there’s not a lot to fucking do but either be overly invested in everyone’s life or not care about anyone but you and your friends, so people are giving Steve shit and Billy notices and Does Not Like It.
Bc Billy has a major fucking crush on Steve. He’s cute as all hell and he’s protective and a badass and fucking fights monsters and Billy is infatuated. So he sees these people being dicks to Steve, shoving into him in the hallway or following him around during lunch or mocking him during classes and Billy is not happy about it.
And so the next time he sees it, when Steve is running for PE and there’s a bunch of guys running right behind him and next to him, snarling in his ear about how he’s “Not so mighty anymore, are ya?” and “How did it feel being left for a loser like Byers?” and “Better run home to your kids, Mrs. Harrington.”
Well…
Billy trips one of them. And the other guys square up before they realize it was Billy.
“Get away.”
“But… Hargrove, c’mon-”
“I said, get away.” Billy growls, and then they’re gone.
Steve eyes him funny.
“What was that for?”
And even though he didn’t do much, suddenly Billy feels caught. He’s stuck like an animal in a trap, looking at Steve’s brown doe eyes and his pouty pink lips and the sweat beading on his forehead and he’s gonna fucking pass out and-
“Fucking with you is my job, nerd.” Billy says, running past Steve with a shove to his shoulder. He can hear Steve scoff behind him.
And he keeps doing this and keeps shrugging it off. He shoves guys who corner Steve at his locker. He yells at guys who try to meet Steve at his car. He punched a guy in the arm hard when said guy leered at Steve in the shower. That one had him seeing absolutely red.
Every time, Steve gets more and more suspicious about it, and every time Billy tries to brush it aside. Until…
It stops happening. No one is fucking with Steve anymore so no one is giving Billy any reason to get close to Steve anymore.
Except for one day, when these two people who Billy’s never really noticed before are standing in front of Steve’s table at lunch with their trays in their hands. They’re smiling and laughing, poking at Steve’s shoulder as they talk about “Not too good for everyone anymore, are ya?”
And Billy feels like this is his chance, finally after a whole week of no one giving Billy any opportunity, he’s able to rush over there and growl at the guy and girl who are talking to Steve.
“Get away, assholes.”
They look at him shocked, petrified before they turn scared eyes onto Steve and send him a shaken “See ya, Steve.” and then they’re gone.
Billy looks over to Steve to see him looking at Billy incredulously.
“What the fuck are you doing?”
Billy doesn’t like that tone for having just saved Steve from bullies. Again.
He wants to say protecting you. He wants to say keeping people away from you. He does say:
“Getting rid of those dicks.”
Steve scoffs amusedly.
“Those two weren’t dicks, they’re my friends.”
Billy’s eyebrows furrow. He’s never seen Steve with anyone other than Tommy and Carol or Nancy and Jonathan… he has… other friends???
“They’ve never hung out with you before.”
Steve smirks. “And how would you even know, huh? Are you stalking me?”
Billy tightens up, shoulders tense and mouth snarling.
“Don’t get a big head I just… didn’t like how they were looking at you.”
Steve is laughing now. It’s pissing Billy off. Especially because Steve’s laugh is so beautiful…
“Right. Okay, well… since you scared my friends off, are you going to eat lunch with me?”
Billy’s panicked now.
“What? Why would I do that?”
Steve raises an eyebrow. “Because you scared away my friends and now I have no one to keep me company.”
Billy rolls his eyes. “I’ve got better things to do.”
“Like what, smoke under the bleachers?”
“Shut up.” Billy can feel his heart beating all too fast. He doesn’t like feeling trapped like this. “Piss off.” He grumbles, turning away but Steve reaches out over the table to grab his arm.
“Nuh uh, you’re not getting off that easy. If you’re gonna act like my body guard, then you’ve gotta be here with me all the time. Who knows, maybe someone’s gonna try to steal my Jello or something.”
So Billy sits with a huff, trying his best not to thoroughly enjoy Steve’s smirk.
And the next day at school, Steve is grinning hard at Billy.
“Hey bodyguard, gonna walk me to class or something?”
“You’re such a dork, Harrington.”
“Thanks.” Steve says with a smile that makes Billy wanna fall over.
So he walks Steve to class. He eats with him at lunch. He tries not to let Tommy and Carol get under his skin about it bc they’re fine but they can be dicks, esp when it comes to Steve. They refuse to hang out when Steve’s around and Steve’s alright with it for the most part. It’s still a little upsetting to him, but it’s fine.
And so by the end of the month, it’s just a well known fact that Billy is always with Steve. Protecting him like a dog. Growling at anyone who gets too close to the point where Steve is laughing at Billy and asking: “So, when are you gonna ask me out, Hargrove?”
“What?”
Steve smirks. “You’ve been guarding me like a hawk for weeks. You don’t let anyone pick on me, hell you barely let people near me. When does the date come?”
And Billy feels like he’s in a trap again. Feels again like he’s been found out except this time he’s done everything wrong. He hasn’t been subtle in the slightest and he wasn’t even aware and now he’s got his foot caught in the door and can’t escape.
So he tries to deny it. The words come bubbling out of his chest like soda.
“Harrington, if you think I’ve ever done anything because of… out of… because I love you or something, then you’re even dumber than you look.”
And the second they’re in the air, he wants them back. He feels like a moron. He looks at Steve absolutely terrified because Steve is giving him that look like he’s a cat who just caught the canary. Like he just won the damn fight.
“Love you too, Billy.”
And Billy’s heart leaps from his chest. His mind is spinning too fast to comprehend anything. He doesn’t know what to say, having really been found out so he just… stares at Steve as he backs away from Billy towards his own car.
“You’re such bullshit, Harrington!” Billy calls, because he can’t think of anything else. They’re the only words coming out of his mouth and maybe they’re the wrong ones because his smirk tilts down at the corners for a second.
“Old news, Hargrove. Old news.” Steve mutters before turning to walk properly towards his car.
He calls over his shoulder back to Billy: “Pick me up at 8 tonight! I think they’re showing a bad movie downtown.”
And with that, he’s getting in his car and driving away.
And Billy can’t keep the smile off his face, absolutely melting at what just happened, from the heat of his embarrassment and the heat of his infatuation.
#billy hargrove#steve harrington#harringrove#ask#anonymous#stranger things#protective Billy#!!!#bc tell me Billy isn't protective as fuck over everything that's his#or everything that he WISHES were his...#^U^
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This came to me while listening to a really soft song. I hope you enjoy! I really like Iida as a character, and he has potential. I actually cried a little while writing this-
(P.S: The owner of the gif is attached!)
-Calamari
Is this okay? // Tenya Iida x Reader
In which Tenya thinks about whether or not he deserves you.
It was nearly 3 in the morning. The dorms were silent, and not a single noise was heard throughout the entire house. You had woken up after a nightmare, and you were still trembling from the contents of your dream. You were shuddering silently as you padded your way over to Tenya.
There had been few nights like these and never once have you had a dream bad enough for you to resort to waking him at such an early hour. But you couldn’t help it.
The dreams had been about him. You had a petrifying nightmare in which he had died that night he had confronted Stain. It had been bothering you for many days and many nights, but you hadn’t expected such a futile thought to invade you in your resting hours.
You knocked on his door and rocked on your heels, realizing that perhaps he wouldn’t hear you. Maybe showing up at his door was pointless, and he wouldn’t even open up the door.
You heard the floor creak beneath his feet as he came to the door. He opened it up and stared at you. His serious face fell gracefully into a smile. It was that smile that set you off, though.
“T-Tenya..” You murmured to yourself, despite his presence. You threw yourself at him, and he caught you in his arms, gently placing a kiss atop your head and then his chin.
“(Y/N), why are you here at this hour? You could get in trouble..” He whispered into your hair. You felt your eyes water, and you slowly buried your head in his chest, refusing to answer. You felt his head move from one side to the other before he pulled away slightly, looking down at you.
“Are you okay?” He asked. His eyes widened in concern once he caught a sight of your tears. He had his answer. He lifted a hand and wiped away your cascade of tears and scooped you up into his arms with ease. He shut the door quickly and carried you to his bed. He laid you down on one side and quickly climbed in beside you. He pulled you into his chest, with your face in his direction so he could keep an eye on you.
You sat there in silence. Neither of you said anything for the first few seconds, as you continued to cry. Eventually, Tenya sighed. It was enough for you to snap away from your distress long enough to tell him what was bothering you.
“Tenya.. do you remember when you went to find Stain?” You asked, refusing to meet his eyes. You felt him nod, urging you to continue. After another moment, you pushed out the question that had been eating at you ever since.
“Why didn’t you tell me?” You began in a soft voice, your words cracking at the syllables. “What if something had happened to you? I would’ve never known it was you who went after him and not the other way around. You.. You could’ve died, Tenya! I could’ve helped you during your grief. I could’ve been there for you, a-and I don’t know what I would have thought of myself if you had gotten hurt. Who would I go to? What would I have done without you, Tenya? Why.. Why’d you throw yourself out there, knowing what kind of man he was?” You paused, taking in a quivering breath before looking up at him with eyes full of hurt. “Did you think of me? And of how I would feel?”
His body had grown tense, and a single stray tear fell away from his eye. He knew exactly what you wanted to hear. He also knew exactly what he actually wanted to say.
So he went with the latter.
“I needed to avenge Tensei, (Y/N). I didn’t tell you because I didn’t think you’d understand. You would try to stop me and I-”
“Of course I would!” You snapped at him, your tears growing hot. You grabbed him by the shoulders. “So many people care about you! It wasn’t your job to do that! You didn’t have to! No one asked you to avenge Tensei!” You were whispering loud enough for it to be considered a hiss. You looked away from him, lowering your head. “I’m sorry. I know I should’ve been there for you when everything happened, but I.. I didn’t know what to say. I’m just.. sorry.” You closed your eyes, tired of being angry and hurt when it felt as though the conversation were one-sided.
“(Y/N).” Tenya’s voice cracked as he called out to you. You looked up, your eyes still shrouded with a flurry of tears and pain. “I’m sorry I didn’t tell you. I know I should have but.. I was so hurt. I didn’t want you to be in all the pain I was in.. Forgive me..”
You only nodded, giving him the best smile you could muster through all your pain. Tenya returned the smile but his own was laced with remorse and regret. He leaned forward, pressing a soft kiss to your forehead.
“Get some sleep, (Y/N).. Okay?”
Wordlessly, you fluttered your eyes shut.
“I love you, Tenya.. I do..” You murmured softly. You had tired yourself out from crying, and it was very late in the night. It took you mere moments to fall victim to your drowsiness and let Tenya’s warmth carry you into a comfortable slumber.
Tenya, however, was left awake and alone with his thoughts.
He wondered how he had ended up with someone like you. Someone who worried so much for someone like him. He couldn’t hold himself back or even live up to the rules he would make everyone else abide by. He was so unfit for the world he tried so hard to keep in order. He felt as though someone like you, who made perfect sense and cared so much, could really love him.
He wondered if it was even okay to be with you. He reached his hand forward, and brushed a stray lock of hair behind your ear.
Was it really okay to have you worry about him? Was it really okay to be the man who had captured your heart for himself? Was it really okay for him to love someone like you as much as he did? Was it really okay if he let himself go just for you? Was it?
As he took a long look at you, he knew his answer. He knew it from the way his tears fell for your words, and the way he wordlessly took you in to take care of you. He was sure of his answer when his heart pumped at the same rhythm as yours.
He placed an arm beneath your head and pulled you closer to him, placing his head above yours.
He knew it was okay to be with you. He was your happiness. And while you weren’t quite sure of it yet, you were the salvation he was looking for.
Tenya knew it was okay to love you because he knew it was the right way to feel when someone as special as you came along.
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