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ink-sans0fficial · 8 months

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AM I THE ONLY ONE WHOS BEING FOLLOWED BY ALL THESE WEIRD WOMEN PEOPLE WHO LOOK LIKR THOSE SCAM BOTS FOR LOSERS WHO CAN'T GET MAIDENS?? IS OT JUST ME??? QRE THESE REAL PEOPLE??

#ARE THESE ACTUALLY PEOPLE #WHAT #WHY ARE THEY FOLLOWING ME??#WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE IM GAY!?!?

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kajaono · 1 year

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#he did not just followed my on ig! I’m… him?!#HIM?!#and what am I gonna do now??#you tell me he will see my posts?!#i am gonna faint!#wait if it is just a mistake and he will unfollow me again #i mean it’s his production company #with his wife #why are they following me??#promo?! but I am already following them #*drops a WGA support post on my story and runs*

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ando666detonao · 1 year

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don't you ever read a piece of fanfiction so good you just

#yes im-abanana im looking at you #now i might be wrong on my predictions but #if you take DD's words at face value and make them go through a therapy session w stickler im going to lose it beyond repair #expect fanart of the saga.this is less of a warning and more like a threat #OHSHIT I JUST CHECKED NOTIFS AND SHE STARTED FOLLOWING ME SOME MINS AGO WHAT WHY HOW omg hiiiii

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hg-aneh · 3 months

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peruvian croli brainrot 🇵🇪🦙💥

#good omens #good omens 2 #Aziraphale #Crowley #buenos presagios #croli peruano #good omens Perú #PERÚ OMENS #MI PAIS MI PAIS #aneh wont shut up #good omens fanart #aneh draws #this one holds a lot of emotional value to me anfsnn #some of you may know why #specially the ones who follow me on twitter xD

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egophiliac · 4 days

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innocently logging in to look at the Twst schedule for May like

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 part 8 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 part 8 spoilers #tsumsted wonderland #i-is that enough spoiler tags #anyway twst just absolutely obliterating me with the schedule again #i saw the story completion campaign ended in june and was like 'oh okay that'll be when we get the next part' NOPE HA HA #oh my god rook. oh my god savana rook is real.#w...why is this a story card. hey twst wHY IS THIS A STORY CARD --#is rook dreaming of still being a rowdy boy or #and why is he...(squints) why is he in a pomefiore bedroom #never mind i'm actually terrified of this card now #god. the STETSON. i'm crying.#he really is just applejack huh #also vil i don't know what your problem was this man's mane is LUSCIOUS #and what's this? it's twst following up that first punch with the right hook of EVEN MORE of the best and silliest event #malleus is going to be in the middle of an angsty flashback while dangling us over a pit of spikes or something #and then we're going to cut directly to him having a charming little tea party with a small plush version of himself #oh twst your sense of pacing remains exquisitely incomprehensible #(no i love this though)

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apopcornkernel · 2 months

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this panel always makes me go ballistic the way he drawls it, sardonic, but at the same time you know there's still the kid inside who idolized his father, who would proudly proclaim that batman could take anything in stride, had the ultimate trust that bruce would be able to save him, and all this love and love has now crystallized into something sour, wine into vinegar, leaning back watching his father scramble to disarm the bomb he planted, i never get tired of watching you work.

#dc #batman #jason todd #bruce wayne #poppy speaks #how and why are we at 1k. help #hit tweet follow me #dcposting

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honkifex · 8 months

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i hate this game

#splatoon #splatoon 3 #why did this blow up jesus christ #follow me for more hit posts #WHAT 1000 NOTES????#2000 WHY?????? ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY

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spoopdeedoop · 9 months

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eddie is this guy on tiktok that is notorious for having both a ridiculously accurate hobie impression and for having the most unhinged tiktok live comments so. it had to be done

(edit: there's more now. parts two and three here)

#my art #atsv #across the spiderverse #nah this guy is so out of pocket funny its crazy #go follow him on tt @/thatonlybritishspider #spiderman #spiderverse #spiderverse fanart #hobie brown #hobie brown fanart #atsv fanart #across the spiderverse fanart #into the spiderverse #itsv #itsv fanart #into the spiderverse fanart #spiderman fanart #for the record the finger wagging gag will never not be funny to me #that is why i use it so much

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caramelldansenu · 2 months

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*kills it* *kills it again* *kills it again* *kills it again* *kills it aga

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Lamb: This is the new mascot, Narinder. Make sure to feed it 4 times a day it just escaped an eternal prison

Follower: Yes, of course great leader!

Lamb: And if it dissents, just give it snacks and a pat. It'll calm down

Follower: Oooh! So like a pet cat?

Lamb: Exactly.

Narinder: INSOLENT LAMB. I AM STILL HERE.

#art #fanart #drawing #cotl #cult of the lamb #cotl narinder #dont ask why pet cats exist and follower cats exist at the same time just accept jt #my glasses broke after while i was in the middle of drawing this i taped my glasses together just to finish it 🙃#it hurt my nose like hell #the things i do for art #not ship art #narinder is like the lambs pet cat #u know how u treat ur cat thats exactly how the lamb treats narinder #because the lamb is just an extension of me in this

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fishing-lesbian-catgirl · 1 month

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When someone really cool that I’ve followed for a while follows me back I feel like I have to be more normal with my posting habits for a bit because I don’t want to scare them away, as if they were a nervous horse who might run away if I move too suddenly. But eventually I realize that it’s impossible for me to be normal forever so I just go back to being weird regular annoying me and cross my fingers that they stay

#sometimes it works #idk why I said horse. deer would’ve been a better thing probably. idk I’ve never actually seen a nervous horse up close #deers do that all the time though #at least I can stop myself from DMing them and being weird like ‘hiiii I love your art thank you for following me can we be friends?’

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torosdottir · 3 months

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the fact that ur childhood affects ur brain for the rest of ur life is sooooo fucking embarassing. yeah i have all these things wrong with me and i feel kind of bad and weird all the time. why? oh umm well my mummy and daddy were mean to me when i was 5. no yeah i know. yeah and im still living like this. yeah. cringe 😬

#sometimes i literally am like why do i feel like im evil and awful and terrible forever why does this follow me everywhere #oh right its because mummy was mean to me.#um. and does that uhh. go away? now that im older and can be more objective about the world?#no? oh i see. oh so my brain is just shaped like this now? i see. and i have to live like this? ok. amazing.

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obsob · 1 year

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making and weaving and loving! like we have done for millennia!!

#mine #original #ough. hello.#happy new year!!!!! first drawing of th year!!!!!!!!#also LAKSBF 15k followers. hello. welcome #i taught bf how to crochet n hes making a blanket....the irl insp for this piece...#im so proud of these colours....i used an actual real life colour palette..n i think that is th way forward #also . gradient maps my beloved #why have i always refused ur warm embrace.......#dont pay attention 2 the wool bowls okay ive seen a picture of one like once #i do want one however. tho why r they so expensive #its a bowl w a hole in it. relax #ive been listening 2 the silmarillion audiobook as ive been working...i love it sm its like incomprehensible #like. idk what ur talking abt but i love it all th same!!#i tried reading it last year n was like.......okay anyway #rereading gay nuclear disaster book rn....natasha pulley would it kill u 2 write a smut scene #i want 2 see th horrible little scientist man get railed #next book after this is . 1030 pages oaodghsdugd #my goal is to read 50 books this year but i do not think that will happen bc i refuse 2 read books less than 400 pages skjdgbskjd #someone ask me about books. i have so many opinions abt books #okay good evening. i leave u w love

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shoesofthefishermanswife · 2 years

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Raspberry- I need your help to kill God. Seafoam - To understand what the fuck is wrong with you Charcoal- You have the best takes Russet- I need to borrow some money Navy- You are literally so sexy (Blushing emoji) Sage- IDK and every day I grow closer to blocking you Lilac- You make my dash better and I cherish you Harlequin- To remind me that there are still people more insane than I am on this website Apricot- I'm slowly poisoning you a little bit every day Steel- You post the most beautiful art/fics/edits Sapphire- I want to put you under a microscope and study you Carmine- I'm on one knee proposing <3 Forest- You are the stupidest motherfucker alive and I love you Mulberry- We should be having (more) gay sex Lemon- Funniest tags known to man

#couldn't sleep last night and made this #it was nia-approved so if it's bad it's her fault #if things are spelled wrong: no they aren't #ask games #why do you follow me #not dc #edit: apparently it was not bad. nia’s in the clear

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phoenixcatch7 · 2 months

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I get that calling white lotus lbh a sticky little 'sheep' is a canon translation and stuck in the fandom now anyway, but I do feel the intended spirit of the original word wasn't the sheeple/dumb herd animal that's more common in the western world, but instead something actually conveying sweetness, innocence, purity and youth - lamb.

Famous for being utterly adorable and following around their mothers, gambolling in sunny meadows, curly white wool shining.

And NOW we can talk about black sheep/wolf in sheep's clothing metaphors.

#Picturing Sqq sweetly calling lbh a little lamb 🥺#Him calling lbh a sheep never felt quite right but LAMB???#And lbh following him around all bright and gangly and moon eyed ToT #Did you know the phrase originates from the wool of black sheep being much harder to dye and thus being undesirable in the wool industry?#That's why sheep are white and not like. Tan or brown or w/e like more natural colours.#But the black fur gene still pops up sometimes so you get white wool parents and siblings and a tiny black lamb trotting along #Who's wool you can never sell and who can't risk having offspring of their own #Also where the baa baa black sheep rhyme comes from! The wool was often sold at a very cheap price because it was so undesirable!#Ngl if someone called me their lamb idk what I'd do. Something desperate for sure #Theyre also sometimes a symbol for Jesus especially around Easter. So. That's a. Thing. That Sqq would most certainly read far too deep int #svsss #mxtx svsss #scum villain #luo binghe #luo bingge #luo bingmei #scum villain's self saving system #scum system #bingqiu #bingyuan #Idk but considering I'm talking about their pet names I'll count it #Gosh lbh calling Sqq shepherd in response... Crook around his neck metaphor I'll go wherever you lead us my guiding star mmm #Sleepy? Yes. Right? Also yes

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bixels · 8 months

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What's K.O. CRISIS?

Hey all. Over the past couple months, I've gotten a lot of followers who probably don't know about my OCs and portfolio projects that I'm also working on, so I'm making a quick master-post for it!

K.O. CRISIS is a series of artwork––character designs, illustrations, sketches, and animations––inspired by late-90s/early-2000s anime and Y2K culture.

Set in an alternate-history Los Angeles in the year 2001, the story follows disabled Taiwanese-American Ashley Tang as she fights her way to the top of the bracket in the national augmented boxing championship.

As the youngest female fighter in the championship, she'll have to fight tooth-and-nail to defend her place amongst the heavy-weights. While her rare dual arm prosthetics help even the playing fields, it'll take more than brute strength to prove her worth.

But this isn't a story about an underdog triumphing against all odds. Throughout the story, Ashley will push herself to the limit for the sake of validating her existence under the grinding heel of the sports media machine, in a world that values disabled bodies more than their lives. As the championship rages on, one question seems to linger through the roar: Is Ash strong enough to win, or is she brave enough to quit?

Through the project, I'm hoping to explore representations of prosthetic-users in pop culture as "enhanced superheroes," as well as discussions of trans-humanism under medical capitalism, the fetishization of new technology, and the commodification of disabled people as entertainment.

Accompanying her journey include characters like Noora Balakrishnan, a local transfem prosthetics engineer who doubles as Ashley's ringside mechanical cutwoman.

The project is still in its early stages, especially since I sorta rebooted it earlier this year (meaning I'm no longer using past, outdated art for the project). If you enjoy it, you can find more artwork for the project under the #ko crisis tag!

#long post #not art #ramblings #ko crisis #i'm not physically disabled myself so i implore anyone who is to share their thoughts and feedback if they feel so inclined.#if you feel that i show know something/if anything in this project makes you uncomfortable my dms are open #it's funny how half my followers are following me for historical 1920s cottage core art #when my main thing is sci-fi cyberpunk shit #also fun how this project's a live timeline of my art improvement #i was about to use noora's portrait when i went “wait... why are her shoulders so small. thats not right”#thats improvement babey

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lordbucketofthecaribbean · 25 days

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Not saying this means the thing but it definitely means the thing. They are literally the couple.

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