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stetsonnewsie · 1 year

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Moon's got the zoomies.

Thanks @nefariouslydinkle for hosting! :D

#stetsonsketches #magma art #Shoutout to my cat who used my foot as a zoomies springboard #while i was asleep #and carved my foot open :/#fnaf security breach #fnaf moon #fnaf

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lesbiten · 1 year

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if any of you have ever thought that you wanted a bird no you dont

#i got the supposed easy ones and birch didnt let me sleep in today because he kept landing on my head to steal my hair #while i was asleep #miraculously i didnt get pooped on but my phone #which was....beneath me.....got pooped on #dont know the logistics of that one #anyways these guys are on my last straw gathering nesting materials #as i typed that birch just knocked my paper towel tube off my desk trying to rip some paper off of it #and these guys are the Easy ones #do not get birds #simon says

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c-duceusclay · 1 year

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I fell asleep during tonight’s ep, and got woken up at 3am by a bee sting. I am taking this as a threat from the CR cast and crew-

#IT GOT INTO MY HOME #WHILE I WAS ASLEEP #AND ATTACKED #it’s not a bee tho it’s something else #idk what but it’s dead (by my hands)#I’ll never fall asleep during cr again I promise #(my ass is lying)#critical role #criticalrole #critrole #crit role

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outismm · 2 years

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THE SONG FOR THE LONGEST TIME BY BILLY JOEL TOTALLY MAKES ME THINK OF YOUR SELF SHIP WITH ROBOTUS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA im perfectly fine what do you mean. I'm so normal about this. definitely not exploding while listening to it. not at all. Ignore the teakettle noise emanating from my head.

The soft Happy Vibe that it has is giving me. Chest Vibrations. My diaphragm is about to rocket out of my chest and hit a pedestrian. If I had to Distill Willie down into one sound it's Happy Background Singers and Finger Snapping.

Who knows how much further we'll go on Maybe I'll be sorry when you're gone I'll take my chances I forgot how nice romance is I haven't been there for the longest time

This part. specifically. is making my brain invert.

Like yes yes yes yes yes arkgkrKGKRKGRGJGKRJK CAR CRASH NOISES SCREAMING SHOUTING

AB falling in love w/ someone who's got a way shorter lifespan,,,,,,,, but him 'taking his chances' bc he loves Willie and it's worth the eventual grief bc he loves him and AAAAAAA

and like. the contrast. Willie worrying that AB will get bored of him but. not letting himself worry bc he loves him so much,, and even if it's temporary

IM SO UNWELL ABOUT THIS. THIS SONG IS SO SOFT AND LOVEY I. <33333333333333333333333333333

I could literally go on for centuries but. <33 EEE THANK YOU FOR SHARING THIS SONG REC WITH ME. IM GONNA BE THINKING OF THIS FOREVER AAAAA HAVE THE MOST LOVELY DAY WEEK MONTH YEAR

#🤖🧪 human error #NOBODY LOOK AT ME RN. OKAY. OKAY. SHUSH.#IM STILL SHY. GO AWAY DO NOT OBSERVE ME MSNDSM #<33333333333 AAAAAAAAA #i could literally go. line by line and write a thesis about how THOROUGHLY you've tapped into my brainstem and siphoned out my thoughts #while i was asleep #BUT IM LEAVING IT THERE BC. SHY.#(hes lying hes putting it in the tags)#'i dont care what consequence it brings ive been a fool for lesser things' IS SO WILLIE. THATS HIS WHOLE THING. LIKE YEAH YOURE RIGHT #he literally sees an Evil Robot Put In A Tube For Trying To Destroy The World and is like Oh. Friend. and potentially Lover.#he doesn't CARE what other ppl think of AB bc. Willie believes that he's a good person who just doesn't know it yet.#and. yeah maybe he's wrong but the risk!! is worth it!! bc love!! AAAAAAAAAA!!#'Once I thought my innocence was gone. Now I know that happiness goes on' IM SCREAMING #ITS. GESTURES WILDLY YES EXACTLY THATS. YEAH. ab initially thinking humanity is all Shit and then finding.#this Odd Little Ball of Sunshine And Pure Optimism Distilled Into A Canadian Idiot and is like. hm.#maybeperhaps humanity is not just made of evil greedy horrible ppl. perhaps i am not irredeemable perhaps there is good in the world.#like aaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #ohyeah its Wiggly Fingers time. these fingers are WIGGLIN my dudes. about to palpatine smb im so ENERGY.#putting this on. one of the Secret Playlists im making >:))))#*gripping head* every time i. post selfship stuff i feel like smbs gonna pop outta the woodwork and hit me with the Cringe Mallet.#WHICH IS SILLY. NOBODY IS GONNA BE MEAN THIS BLOG IS LITERALLY. MOSTLY SELFSHIP STUFF. I WRITE X READER STUFF. IM INSANE SMB SEDATE ME SDMS #ENNIEWAES. IM GONNA BE THINKING OF THIS ALL NIGHT. HANDS YOU MY BANK CARD AND THEN DISSAPPEARS INTO THE WOODS.#I'm screaming at a pitch that can only be heard by canines.

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ghosthorse-tracks · 6 months

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#made this while I was half asleep because I’m back on my bullshit #fanfiction memes #rarepair problems

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sluttypatrickstar · 6 months

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#james somerton #all while i was asleep as well

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mequetrefis · 8 months

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free him

#he fell into one of sanji’s anti luffy traps #while trying to sneak food from the kitchen half asleep #it runs in the family it’s not his fault 😔#acesan nation let me in #portgas d ace #sanji #one piece #acesan #i guess #my art #i may or may not have used his death panel as ref lmaoo

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necrothesys · 9 months

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Last night, someone rearranged my teeth

#on top of all that #while I was asleep #who was that #come forth and undo this crime

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crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington · 5 months

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napping-sapphic · 9 months

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tbh if a girl fell asleep on me she’s getting the full cat experience like i’d die before disturbing you “oh just wake me up” like stfu no i will sit there with my locked up joints for hours making this face at you🥺

#wlw #wlw mood #sapphic #sapphism #lesbian #1 am and im typing this one handed because im holding our cat like a baby with the other #id try to stare lovingly at you #but tbh unless the position is uncomfortable enough i would probably also fall asleep #which- still top notch tbh #nap together staring lovingly while the other naps #idc it’s all romance to me #im gay and i like sleeping

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spudcat · 8 months

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nobody else in the world deserves to be lovingly tucked into bed with a bedtime story and a kiss more than it does

#raven.art #actual art #i was half asleep while drawing this most of the time i know it looks bad lol #hollow knight #pure vessel #a mimir !!

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wtfforged · 2 months

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redraw again i couldnt help myself this one was so cute

#hes falling asleep while reading...... guh #the weight on top of the book so technically hes still training...#i just realized the dog is not infact shmoking and those are bones. i dont know why ithought those were cigarettes #FUUUCK I SHOULDVE GIVEN HIM GLASSES. I FORGOT MY OWN READING GLASSES HEADCANON.oh well #its not a nicky art if it isnt overwhelmingly Orange/Yellow.#colors messy and kinda doink but again. drawpile doodle. i dont put effort into coloring on there u cant make me #wtf... art #one piece fanart #roronoa zoro #drawpileart #zoro #one piece zoro

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true-bluesargent · 4 months

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went into a queer-owned cafe yesterday and they had this shelf of asexual books to borrow and read and it made me quite emotional which is silly but like... this place puts a big emphasis on being a queer safe space and stuff, and i guess that subconsciously i have been feeling like there's not a lot of space for aspec people in queer spaces since to other people queerness is so often sexual? i guess? like you go to gay bars or drag events and it's all about sex and sexyness and even just online queer spaces and fandoms can be SO horny sometimes that it just feels like we don't quite fit in there </3 so anyways shoutout to the little asexual library in the coffee shop i was in because it made me very happy <3

#asexual #aspec #just some thoughts i don't know #poppy don't hate me for aceposting while you're asleep

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jollycryptid · 7 months

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silly gay animals napping :)