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From the latest update (June 2nd, 2023)
Oh, fuck this. If you're a new user, don't forget to set your dashboard to Following and turn "Based on your likes" and "Best stuff first" off
EDIT: A few corrections
For new users, you can't change the default back to Following. This means that whenever you open up your app/go to your dash, the first tab you'll see is the For You tab
Note for the previous point, I can't confirm this since my account is rather old, if anybody has an examples, I'd appreciate it
Yes, some people mentioned that you don't have to turn off Based on your likes and Best stuff first, but that's mostly my preference since (to me at least) it does not work, it just shows me random shit that is absolutely not based on my likes
My main problem with this update is that it strips the user from being able to choose what they wanted to see. It's totally cool if you use the For You tab, but it shouldn't be the default option
Additional points from the tags and reblogs:
You can turn off public likes and followings, again, not mandatory, but it's an option
Make sure to turn off Tumblr Live (pretty sure it's only available to US users, which I am not one) since it apparently drains mobile data
There are (browser) addons and extensions that allows you to block elements or make your tumblr experience better, like uBlock Origin (an adblocker which can be used to block certain elements from showing up) and the XKit Control Panel/New XKit
#pink posts#what the fuck is this update hello???#one week later edit: yeah a few corrections#also why the fuck did this explode
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idisil on the brain babes
#twisted wonderland#idia shroud#twst silver#idisil#silidia#twst#cereal tries to draw#idia is just so fucking funny all the time#i love how often he comments on how attractive he thinks silver is#other characters too but like Specifically Silver#i watched book 7 update and the way he was like AUGH HARD MUSCLES like hello. sir. slkfjdsklfjkdsl#YES silver fell asleep standing up. what about it.#i think silver should have more bedhead#i know he like. probably makes a point to look presentable as a malleus guard#but i want to see forbidden sleepy disheveled guy lolol#ok scheduling this post too byeeeeee mwah
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what do you MEAN the audio plugin doesn't work
#Are You Kidding Me?#Look Me In The Eyes And Tell Me You're Joking.#I'm Going To Eviscerate Something.#every single audio separation tutorial: here's an easy free plugin! its so simple!#obs: *spits* fuck you#WHAT DO YOU MEAAAANNNNN#i tried the latest version. i tried the Last version#IT DOESNT WORK??? Hello????#i am doing! everything the tutorials say! i have been fucking with the same damn thing for two hours!#I Am Still Managing To Fail Spectacularly! What Am I Doing Wrong! Why Is It Broken!#the reviews are saying that it broke with the latest update which is Just My Luck to be honest#absolutely unprompted#bad news gamers! bring your own music to streams. my god. fuck#i thought. i would be able to provide this very shrimple thing. it has krilled me instead#there is no kelp for me. im beached. theres no porpoise in pursuing this further#wailing and wailing and wailing and wailing#ive tried so many different things to no avail#its just!!!! nothing works!!! im scared of breaking what's working!!!#im sorry i have failed you all. cast me into the sea
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oh my god alhaitham using cyno’s card in tcg i’m gonna throw up
#cytham#haino#cyhaino#HELLO??#id already been planning on using both of them in MY deck#and now it’s canonically approved??? by alhaitham himself???#what the fuck!!#love how we already won with his card dropping at all#and now we’ve been blessed twice🙏#update of all time frfr
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i remembered my login .
#HELLO#omg#guys#so many life updates#i'm single#i have interview invites from my top schools#life is silly and fun and honestly quite good#HOW ARE U#i haven't deactivated yet bc i forgot my login#but hiiiii#what is bub's new blog she didn't even tell me what a fucking traitor#anyway mwah#sayu speaks
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me omg im death knight!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#DEATH KNIGHT MENTION FROM VELENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN#the bonus dialogue talking to arzal'kal earlier in the quest was really funny like:#'i have so much blood on my hands......' 'real as fuck bro' 'what' 'what'#anyway hey finally did seeing red. yippee!!!!#warcraft#draenei#in game#cori#mine#i think my only let down was that the shattered sun offensive guy didn't have anything unique to say at the start?? man i wanna know--#whats their deal these days like?? they're still in contact with velen?? hello?????? im gonna go back n see if he says anything different n#edit looking at the weapon tmogs i gotta say 2 things.#1) the bow FUCKS i wish i had a draenei hunter now OUGHHHH#2) the flavor text on all the weapons ue ue ue (sound of crying)#ok bonus update i have acquired all the funny transmog items. will i use them idk! but if i didnt have them id be sad about it
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//elias has two hands. that is all.
#not mcl#wizardess heart#mia draws#this is my official opinion. ur all welcome.#lulias#what the fuck is the yukiyaxelias tag. wtf.#oh well. i'll update it once i figure it out. hello lgbt nation#not the biggest fan of how the second pic came out (i was struggling w/ anatomy + posing) but FUCK IT WE BALL#this is the most suggestive i'm willing to post publically. hhfhfjhfdjshksfjks#i'm going to hide in the corner now thanks. just take this and run. run like your life depends on it.#yukiya reizen#elias goldstein#luca orlem
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"but what about second update 2.0"
#cyberpunk 2077#HELP MEEEEE#oh yeah cdpr? yeah?#what happened to 2.0 being the Last update. hello?#this is so fucking funny#(and admittedly very exciting)#'anticipated gameplay features' CAN I FUCK JOHNNY YES OR NO?#my post
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Bringing this back
I'm at 300 once again and this is g r a n d. I think most have found me again from my previous blog, and while sadly I can't have my spicy stuff all out will-nilly anymore, I think I have found a workaround on that so I can share said content without being thrown in the shadows.
The master list will be updated I believe weekly, and I'll continue to comb through my old blog posts just so you all can see my previous blurbs (a lot of that Satan brain rot was something else)
But as always, I appreciate your patience, appreciate your interactions, always remember to
e n j o y
y o u r s e l f
i'll see myself out now, i'm sorry.
༎ຶ‿༎ຶ (♡-_-♡)-your lovely admin
#jwhbrandom blurbs🖤#jwhbhaven blog updates🖤#please excuse my fucking random ass meme shit#no one probably knows what that even means#but yay 300 hi hello
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guys send help i think ive been replaced by an alien. now that ive gotten over the initial fear of the workout room i am actually... looking forward to going and working out after this. what the fuck man.
#it's fucking WILD guys#whats HAPPENING#i think it's at least partially influenced by the fact that we were just doing stretching and ergo at the neeting#but still#whats going on. i am looking forward to working out#even though it's just walking/running?????#hello?#is this that serotonin people have been talking about??????#also update: we're getting our at 7 his so it's only like 3 hours left now yayyy#i neg to find a different pair of pants to workout in cus my shorts are comfy but the kept gathering at my crotch fjsjfjjsnd#i have some tighter like 'sweat' style tights so ill try those#we'll see#shh ac
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⧖.* 𝙸𝙽𝙲𝙾𝙼𝙴 .
Despite the seemingly common opinion in Gotham that social media ain’t shit, any and all aspects of such Nix has managed to claim as her own… possibly because there’s apparently a vast majority of her peers that remain stuck living in the eighties, as she’d say, so she generally has a monopoly on the market. Even if that wasn’t the case, however, Nix has proven a popular talking point and someone the masses wish to follow every step of the way since she was a child. It’s just that now her audience has changed from paper-reading, gossiping fear mongerers, to twitch chat, insta followers, and onlyfans subs.
Skizm was originally something of an income, perhaps moreso at the beginning when Nix actually did receive a percentage of the streaming services profits at the end of each shoot. Originally Skizm was the more traditional ‘torture porn, red room’ streams, meaning that donations were made live, specifically for the people being shown. Which meant that, even with Riktor’s rather skewed views, the ‘artists’, of which Nix was the most popular, received what they were ‘owed’ according to him. Back in the day Nix mostly spent her money on a little amount of food, the odd hotel room if she was feeling fancy, and drugs. On top of his entrepreneurship, Riktor was also the head of a drug ring, dealing at lesser prices to his Skizm minions. Occasionally Nix would sell some herself, too, for a little extra bump of finances each week. Later on, coke became the only currency the Skizm victors were dealing with. That and free body mods, hence her teeth and numerous tattoos.
She still has the internet in a chokehold, and is certainly deemed a ‘mainstream’ internet celebrity now. Nix is a household name through North America, and is known worldwide too, for good or for bad. With Skizm being a growing ‘business’ at the time, Nix has been watched in every country on earth for more than a few years. She very smartly, once given the freedom and the resources, turned that infamy into viable (and, frankly, legal) profit and income.
INSTAGRAM.
Beginning with her instagram, Nix collected a good few million followers after making one single post, proving to those outside her ‘bubble’ that a large majority were simply waiting with baited breath for her to make her social media return. This, of course, opened the door to her receiving sponsorship deals, largely from more ‘edgy’ or ‘quirky’ companies as a means to relate to her assumed audience. While this wasn’t the most stable source of income, it was her first real one, and she treasured and nursed it from the beginning and now currently boasts over 35million followers and multiple sponsorship deals from various companies from gaming, to men’s grooming (m.anscaped is her most loyal sponsor, don’t even worry about it, but do ask if you want a t-shirt), to beauty and fashion.
With her uniquely high engagement rates, Nix could ask for anywhere between £55.4K – £100K for one single post + one single story if she didn’t have the outside reputation that she does. One top of the profit a company will make by sponsoring her, there is also an assumed loss for associating with a literal mass killer —even if her reputation is slowly turning in Mrs. Wayne first and foremost, thanks to the unseen hands of the Court— so Nix charges far less, and is rarely paid more than £25k for her sponsors. Realistically, that number can go much lower, as she supports smaller business too. It’s a range, never a settled amount.
ONLYFANS.
Her onlyfans subscription is $14.99 a month, with her number of subscribers jumping up and down rather consistently with each month as it goes, but she generally makes anywhere between $15k and $50k a month, depending on where she lands in the top 10% of OF earners. And she is always in the top 10%… if not the top 5%. This may seem like a lot, but with so-called ‘down’ months (her pregnancies, and the fact that she has lessened the amount of collabs she makes with other female creators more recently), she definitely notices any dip in earnings…
TWITCH.
…Which is where her Twitch comes into play. With a subscription fee of $4.99, she averages a steadier little nest each month if she consistently streams her three days a week (tues, thurs, sat). However, a big bulk of twitch subscribers are Prime subs, which are free, or gifted to random viewers each stream. This keeps her sub number up, but doesn’t necessarily flood the bank account with the thousands it ‘should’. Small donations are made throughout each stream, however, which are always welcome, and are usually made by common, recognisable names in chat. These can range from $1.50 to a couple hundred. She's had more than a handful of four-figure gifts, too.
She is also a rare streamer in that she actually pays her mods a percentage of what’s made each stream, as her chat specifically is known to be tempestuous and in dire need of those moderators’ hard work.
MERCH.
With all of the above, it's no surprise that Nix created her own merch. Simple drops of t-shirts with the phrase 'Live, Laugh, Lobotomise' on them two or so years ago has since transcended into an entire clothing line, branded under the same phrase that was the foundation for her success. LLL, or Triple L is now a full store, typically making drops of merchandise four set times each year, a drop for each season. Since its humble beginnings Nix herself has created several infamous designs of the many: Paul the Alien was the first big design after the initial LLL, her Mother of Three line is also one of her most popular, and most recently her I Used To Be Worse line launched and broke all of her previous records.
Random restocks also occur, which she posts countdowns for across all platforms to ensure that her audience races to the store the second the drop is online in 'limited' numbers. She's very fortunate to have kept and tended to a bulk of absolutely obsessed fans that never fail to buy from her, even if it's the same design but in a new colour. She's aware of the ilk who typically follow her, and tends to play into exactly what she knows they want.
Each drop can make around $25k, depending on how exclusive she makes it. There's usually only a certain set amount of pieces each time, which caps her earnings when they do sell out in 48 hours. If she does just four drops a year, however, that's a guaranteed $100k every 12 months.
Before her own store opened, places like Hot Topic and such would sell unofficial merch, that consistently sold out. She leads trends and starts brand new ones just by taking her kid to school. Knowing this, she applies the same knowledge and perspective across all platforms. She’s on show walking up the street, she’s working when she’s taking a selfie, while she’s killing a man, while she’s texting you back. It’s all work.
BRAND X NIX.
More recently, as of last year, Nix actually was offered the opportunity to partner with a long-term small business sponsor of hers. Unearthly Cosmetics and Nix have been friends since almost the beginning of her real online career, post-Skizm, and they teamed up for the holiday drop of 'Dreamer'. The eye-shadow palette and further make-up collection sold out three times after it's initial release in early November.
It is limited edition and may never be restocked again, thus making it a finite source of income for her, but she so loved the entire process, and so did her fans and countless other make-up enthusiasts around the globe.
Due to Dreamer's success, Nix also worked with the brand on their Valentines mystery box, 'Charmer', which is on its way to selling out a second time since it's initial drop at the beginning of 2024. Both of Nix's collabs have been inspired by her marriage and life with Arthur, which should come as a surprise to no one. Such does make her the perfect partner for both drops, however, due to the romance surrounding their design and making, mostly hand-picked by Nix herself.
THE ICEBERG LOUNGE.
Arguably the biggest addition to her rosta of jobs, the original Lounge is still partially under the ocean, along with the rest of Downtown. Despite FEMA doing their supposed best to flush the sea out of that end of Gotham, the Lounge was near unsalvageable, leading Oswald to commandeer a new space and build The Iceberg Lounge 2.0. He had an unexpected partner in the process in Nix.
Due to Mrs. Wayne's admittedly strained ties to the elite through the Court of Owls, she was assigned Oswald to keep an eye on. Constance's son has never seen eye-to-eye with the Court's ways, and though he has yet to even make an attempt at exposing the nefarious secret society, and is ostensibly of no threat due to his apathy, Jacob Kane and Constance Cobblepot saw fit to have eyes on the man at all times.
Enter: Nix. A prominent business woman in her own right, with ownership of all the above mentioned, she was placed in Oswald's path as a would-be partner. The two do not get along, and yet have somehow built one of the most influential and record-breaking venues in modern history together. The new Lounge's profit margins are grossly bloated in comparison to the last dive Oswald was running. The drugs are still prevalent enough to engage those hooked from all walks of life, but largely the Lounge's design and enrapturing making actually pulls in a large sum of legal profit every single night.
The Lounge operates Friday-Saturday evenings and hosts events on Wednesday, Thursday or Sunday. All visitors must pay a $25 cover charge, on which the house makes a profit after factoring in entertainment and operating expenses. Margins on drinks sold alone verge on 90% every single open night there is, and so you can only imagine the bulk that amasses over time. Operating costs and equipment costs are their highest outgoing, with little in the way of marketing needing to be spent on account of the Court's dirty fingers being all over that for their own sake.
Together Oswald and Nix take home 50% after expenses are paid, splitting that to 25% each. All being well, this could add up to around $300,000 for each of them every year, solely working the math with their two open nights each week. Nix plans on putting this money specifically toward she and Arthur's children's' futures.
TLDR?
The Flecks are doing just fine, and are living comfortably with all of the aforementioned as well as Arthur's Grammy-award-winning music career. They do not have a single dime of Wayne coin. Everything they have they built on their own. It's something Nix is terrifyingly proud of and viscous in protecting. The only help she ever received was from Arthur, who gifted her the freedom to create and build in the way she's done. She does credit him for all of the above. The gift of life and all that comes of it? From her husband.
#☠ abt. ⋙ 𝙭𝙩𝙧𝙚𝙢𝙚 𝙠𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙠.#hi yes hello this was sweaty#at some point i gave up on the math i freely admit that#i was calculating profit margins on the average cost of cocktails at one point but honestly? fuck that i'm worth more than that being my ev#but her income meta hadn't been updated since she had 26mil on insta soooooo#here we go#had to throw in her latest efforts#she's a busy busy lady and it shows and so it should#she's very proud and very creative and very savvy and more opportunistic than most#those traits paired w the man she married fully supporting her in her ever endeavour and believing in her is what got her where she is#it's a lot and it's so much life and that's why she thrives so much#bc it's life she was lacking before arthur#actual real life#real opportunity real freedom
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thinking about changing uriel's resurreccion from the. pavo real/fenix idea i had and just makin him paloma instead.
#i still like the peacock/phoenix thing#and i will still keep his color theming to oranges and stuff#but i............. there is symbolism with the dove that i like for him#ive been wanting to redesign him for a while anyway now#his sword still has its pretty gradient ribbon. its crucial.#oh yeah i have. a drawing of my girls that i want to post soon.#i need to finish it though.#suheila got a bit of an update. shes just in her pjs constantly now. with slippers and everything.#vinetta the venus fly trap lady has a solidified name now#and marisol. has a more solidified design. both normal and resurreccion.#i will draw them all. ALL.#god same with nuada and lorcan. theyve got some updates#lorcan though its more like. when alice meets him hes different than he initially looked#hes missing an earring and has his hair down when she meets him#annnd i also solidified ideas/concepts for alice's antagonists i guess?#there is. xavier. her mentor figure. i accidentally made him look like fucking ilberd from ffxiv jghgjkhjdgf#and then the random mook guy that is just kind of an asshole but still a problem. idr his name i think its albrecht????? lmfao#AND THEN: horrible woman main antag: torn between her being named temperance or prudence. both are funny to me.#was also thinking about swapping vinetta and suheila's resurreccions bc i keep thinking about what suits their personalities more??? idk ma#hello i have been thinking about arrancar a lot.#you WILL get to see them soon. once i have the will to finish art.
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that last post made me realize that Keearo 100% imprinted on various potential father figures among the palace staff after arriving there when he was 10, such as:
William Honey, one of Aza and Sheri's handlers, who rebuffed him until he gave up and concluded along with Aza and Sheri that the Honeys were part of the enemy
Emmitt Caraches, one of the royal archivists and possibly the tallest person on staff, who is completely a teddy bear
Tobi Hop, head gardener, who absolutely does not consider himself a father figure but continually acted like one anyway
Hoven Lolimmo, acquisitions and cataloging librarian, who got along splendidly with this kid who liked reading books but was thoroughly useless at helping with anything not directly book-related
#the Honeys were nurses or nannies or what have you but handler is accurate too#Hoven's life story: I was not a dad - I am not a dad - please don't make me be a dad - fuck I'm a dad I guess#I wonder if Keearo has ever gone to visit Emmitt and Candra#he actually does not live that far from Tobi comparatively#Tobi: I'm a free and independent spirit living my life on the edge#also Tobi: hello Mrs Zinnis I have brought you your son and also this pie. yes I would stay for dinner thank you#(Tobi is like the least edgy or countercultural looking person you will ever meet. his accessory of choice is a baseball cap)#writing update#c: Keearo#c: Emmitt#c: Tobi#c: Hoven#wip: triad
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Oh right Jo was on your sexiest Yakuza ranking list… honestly when I looked at that list I was el stupido and was like “ptttfff bruh you put that ugly old man at the top what about Ichiban and Kiryu!!!” Now that I’m not an asshole I can see it 😂😂😂
STOP BEING MEAN !!!!!!!
#snap chats#HE'S NOT EVEN BAD LOOKING HELLO ??????? im not accepting rude remarks about mr tsutsumis face......#not when theres been like ten posts at this point where i keep alluding to the fact i think he's very handsome and endearin ...#AND WHAT'S WRONG WITH OLD MEN HUH. GROW UP. im bouta be spongebob all 'respect your elders patrick' i stg YALL KNOW THE SCENE#so unserious but i am serious bout not callin people ugly.... thats not nice.......#<- def called charas uggo before but im a different man now im beyond that. /I/ grew up.....#ALSO that list was STRICTLY for antagonists you melon head of course ichi nor kiryu would be on it 😭😭😭😭#who the fuck even isnt an antagonist though in this series. like at some point by technicality.#im not making an updated tier list fuck that whatever i said then my opinion stands i GUESS
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ive just spoken with a summoned version of me (which i didnt even know existed until now) and i found out im not just a demon , but a demon god . and so are my mates . im not exactly sure what that means and i dont know what to do with this information right now so for now ill just keep it in mind and try to learn more about it ig . this is pretty big news for me . im a demon god . alright ,, fun
#i asked myself why im surprised like uh ?? hello ?? did i not just tell me im a fucking demon god ???#excuse me what the fuck ? im genuinely kinda in shock rn#apparently im omnipresent and different versions of me can be summoned from hell#this specific version was actually very sure but thats okay im fucking mean to myself all the time so i can deal w it#this is very cool though but shocking i was not expecting that#anyway . future queen of hell is a demon god who wouldve thought#i have to take some time to think this over and accept it and stuff#but yeah . small (big) update i guess#void.mine#void.txt#void.demon#void.nonhuman#otherkin#nonhuman#demonkin#demon#actually demonic#demon god#darkkin#monsterkin#summoned demon#godkin
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What the fuck ✨️
#tumblr#HELLO?????#what the FUCK is this????#update#tumblr update#this kinda breaks my brain a little#what the hell happened to the circles#why is it ellipses now
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