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aizawasnumberonefan · 10 months

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here have this garbage brain rot i wrote because i’m lonely

not proofread, not really thought through, just bakugo cuddle hours

“HEY!”

“What.” you reply, clearly annoyed. You sit up in bed and yawn, squinting at your phone to see who called you. “Denks, you know it’s like four in the morning and I have a midterm tomorrow right? What could possibly be so important that you’re risking my A in economics?”

Kaminari giggles over the line and you can practically see his flushed face, swaying and drunk at whatever party he’s at. “Well fuck you too.” He giggles and ends the call.

For a brief moment, you consider laying back down and going back to sleep before groaning and calling him back.

“Yeeeees?” Denki replies and you can hear the amused grin on his face as well as the booming music in the background.

“What, what do you need? A ride? Some food? Spit it out.” Normally you wouldn’t cop an attitude with him but considering the circumstances, you feel perfectly justified to as you slide out of bed to put on shoes.

“Kacchan got too drunk and Ei wanted me to call you cuz he said I’m a-“ you hear grappling before Kirishima’s voice speaks. “Sorry, he got away from me for a second. I was about to call you: Bakubro is drunk and needs a ride home. I would be able to give him one but I think Sparky is going to be a handful tonight.” He states, after which you hear an offended “heyyy!” from Denki in the back.

“Yeah of course, just send me the address and I’ll be there in five. But you owe me a coffee in the morning as a thank you before my midterm.”

You pull up in front of the house, hearing the music and the people from a block away. You spot Kirishima, Denki, and Bakugo standing on the lawn, the two latter using Kiri as support to stand. With Kirishima waving, Katsuki walks (stumbles) over to your car, leaning down to peer through the passenger side window.

“Hey princess.” He slurs with that signature smirk of his.

“Get in, dumbass.” You reach across the seat to push open the door and he stumbles before clumsily getting in.

The two of you had been in the same friend group for years, even before college, so you didn’t mind seeing him at his least inhibited and vice versa. The person you were a few years ago would be humiliated to be seen in pajamas with messy hair, literally fresh out of bed, but she had long since disappeared. The fact that you had a crush on Katsuki is old news. You’d told him your feelings and were rejected. It was rough for a while but you found your way back together as friends.

“Give me the aux.” Bakugo snaps you out of your thoughts.

“Absolutely not. Last time I let you pick music while you were drunk we listened to We Are The Champions by Queen on repeat for the rest of the night.”

“You suck.”

“You swallow.” You quip back with a smile.

Your friendship had become much closer than it had been before your confession, and part of you is grateful for that, but some deeply repressed part of your mind still dreams about life with him. All broad shoulders, tan skin, freckles along his pretty face and shoulders. If you didn’t know better, you’d say he was mistakenly sent to Earth instead of heaven. Fortunately, you know all the nuances that make him, him. How he gets smiley and cocky most while drunk, how he still gets the steps to the macarena mixed up, how he refuses to admit that he likes his hair messed with but gets goosebumps every time you play with it, and how he sprawls out while spending time with those he cares about so that he can be touching his friends as much as possible. His tall, muscular frame and semi-permanent scowl implies that he is a different person than who he is while with you and the group.

“Are we going home?” He asks, words slurring together.

“We aren’t going to the North Pole.”

“Can I stay at yours tonight? You always take good care of meee.” He says, playing with the air conditioning.

“You can if you don’t play with the AC.” You reply, smiling as you grab his hand to put it back in his lap.

After a battle to drag Katsuki up the stairs, he’s finally face down on your sofa. You grab your hangover kit for him for when he wakes up, but as you go to set it down on the coffee table, he grips your wrist.

“Wanna stay with you tonight. Pleeeeeeeease?” He asks, vermillion eyes peering up at you from under the mop of blond hair.

“With me?”

He rolls over onto his back, his cheeks still flushed and appearance still a little rumpled after the party. “Your bed is cozier.”

“Only if you promise not to puke.”

A drunken “mhm” is murmured as he gets up, swaying slightly as he makes his way to your bedroom.

You make sure he’s cleaned up and has taken the appropriate medicine to ease his pain in the morning before letting him climb into the other side of your bed.

“Comfy?” You ask from the bathroom, brushing your teeth in the mirror.

“Mmmmmm.” Katsuki utters, his face buried in your pillow. He moves his head to the side to see you as you make your way to the bed. “Thanks.”

“Anytime.” You reply, sliding into bed, instinctually scooting into his arms as you had during shared naps so many times before.

“You’re pretty.” He mumbles into your hair.

You let out an abrupt laugh, caught off guard. “You’re drunk.” You know that you weren’t dolled up, that you’d rolled out of bed, literally, before seeing him.

“Nuh uh,” Katsuki insists, leaning up over you on one arm. “You’re pretty.”

“Kats, you’re drunk. Lay back down and let’s sleep off that hangover of yours, okay?”

Pouting, he lets himself back down and pulls you tight to him. He gets a flush to his cheeks when drunk, but thankfully that means that you can’t tell when he’s blushing from being around you as well.

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konigsblog · 10 months

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Ok this is not a request but you may like it

https://pin.it/5k6L53B

i want könig to dominate meee :(( thick cock thrusted into your hole, your knees by your ears with the position you're in, his lengthy, girthy size easing into your wetness !!! praising you for taking his cock so well, pushing you down further while encouraging you, telling you that you'll be alright if you take just another inch or two. “take a little bit more, sonnenschein.. there you go, that wasn't so bad? take another inch, schatz, i'll take care of you.”

and you just wanna pleasure him, take him fully !! your jaw agape, lips parted as he bottoms out inside you. long dick rutting into your hole, tears brimming in your eyes from the stretch, whimpering and mewling for him to go slower !! “sl..owe..” könig tilts his head to the side, his broad hips smacking against your tight ass, pushing himself inside, dragging himself back out and slamming into you, his pace beginning to increase !! you cry softly, arching your back and squirming, feeling as he ruins and reshapes your tightness, pounding into you with a relentless pace.

“you're alright, mauschen.. let me take care of you, sweet girl.. mm', feel that? feel my cock bulging from your stomach, stern? such a good girl..- letting me use your hole, genießt du es, meinen ganzen schwanz in deiner kleinen muschi zu haben?”

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totheidiot · 7 days

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thoughts on tmagp 013 because i am actually at home when listening to this !!

futures? plural?

SAMCELIA DATE. aww, i personally don't think they are endgame exactly (we are on episode 13. nowhere in hell are we getting our endgame couple like so.) BUT THEY DESERVE THEIR HAPPINESS !!

celia's flirting is so cuteee of course she got all her info from alice

"no-one, i am mysterious~~~" you don't say.

WAIT THAT ONE POST WAS RIGHT !! jack is celia's sonn, jack ripley !!

no tragic backstory, sam? no dead parents?

alice got the dead parents, tragic backstory, got it.

“the most pathetic vague-post she had ever seen.”

samalice friendship is everything to me actuallyyy, i want them to stay best friends, i like their dynamic as it is.

"the cases at work, do you think they're real?"

"I AM PRETTY SURE THEY ARE REAL" celia never beating the multi-verse traveler allegations

NO WAY WE WERE RIGHT THE ENVELOPE WAS ABOUT THE STRIP CLUB CASE that raises so much question, WHY the strip club?? WHY??

"the world is full of opposing forces. Some benevolent, most not. In order for the wheels to keep on turning, all these forces need to be monitored and balanced. That is where we come in." a corporate version of tma avatar hunting

ANOTHER EXTERNAL

THAT PHONE MUSIC TOOK ME SO OFF GUARD

you owe me in bold. okay

"sure, most rich people are dicks, but most of them started that way. Hell, most of them got to be rich because they were dicks." ain't that the truth.

NOT CRYPTO STOP

stop why is he infodumping on customer service line

FINANCE ?? A GUY NAMED OLI ?? OLIVER BANKS MY HUSBAND??

"these settings are experimental and may not function as intended. user discretion is advised.”

my father works in business and finance, stop i don't know shit still, you words aren't meaning anything to meee

we went from mr bonzo to money okay

BRO IS 50 MILLION IN DEBT HOW EMBARRASSING MY GUYYY

well i don't know what happened there actually, woodworks ??

"professional"

I HATE THAT I HAD TO LISTEN TO THAT STOP

the money statement. it's bad enough i have a father in economics I WILL NOT HANDLE IN TMAGP EVERYTHING FLEW RIGHT OVER MY HEAD

#🍂 arian's shit #the magnus protocol #tmagp 13 #tmagp liveblog #rusty quill presents: the lack of Eyes is causing me unease.#tmagp #tmagp spoilers #the magnus protocol spoilers

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onippep · 1 year

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After

And I was just thinking, like, I actually don't know that much about you. And I admit I haven't been very open or, like, talkative to you about your interests or anything like that, because you're...

(Because I'm like you?)

Yeah, it's like, a preconceived notion that because you're some sorta replica of me, we're gonna have the same interests or whatever, and that's your whole thing. And it's not. It's not fair of me to think of you like that.

(I don't blame you for that, though. Honestly. My existence isn't exactly a one-sentence deal.)

No one's is.

Croak! (Not my point. B-but...) [chuckles]

Lost your point, didn't ya. It's not that big of a deal, anyway.

(Give yourself some credit, Peppino, I think you've done a very good job at caring about me and what I do. Just in different ways than you may be used to.)

Well-- yeah. It's the least that I owe you.

(Your care is not owed. There's no cycle to feed; my affection already has its unconditional catalyst.)

Stop gettin' philosophical with me, demon! Sheesh. I'm trying to be sweet here.

...

...Er.

Hmm!~

WHAT!

(If you want to be sweet, try actually flirting.)

Is that a challenge? Alright. I can flirt. And no, it's not croaking, I've already learned my lesson from that.

RrRRRrrrrrHRHRHHRRHHHRRR!~ (Sorry!)

[Sighing] OKAY. So. "Cutie". Uh. You come here often? Nice suit. You look nice. Handsome even. Yep. Uh huh. Wow, tall too. Double whammy. You know, everyone's taller than me, and that's fine. I like havin' a tall nasty frog to care for me all the time. Oh and the WAAAY you SNUGGLE on up to me at night; fantastic. A+. Like a weird oversized housecat. And you know just what food I like and the shows I like and how I prepare my coffee in the morning when I don't have enough time to do that before opening the store and you carry me when I'm too exhausted and you cook for me and listen to me when I gotta just yell about shit and--

[Has dissolved onto the floor]

--Ah- Oni! [laughs] Hey! Come on! [reaching into the goop] Come ooon. Is that all it takes?? That was nothing! Get back up here, you coward!

(Your face is red.)

It's-- always red! And I'm sorta tipsy! [wheezes]

(I DUNNO HOW TO TAKE THIS RIGHT NOW. ARE YOU STILL PLAYING ALONG OR NOT.)

[stops] Hhah, wh-- playing along? [flabberghasted] Nah nah nah, hey...! I agreed to come out here because I wanted to-- like... humour it! Try it! Not just because I was feelin' bad, you know?

[slowly reforming] MMmmn?... (You're. Serious?)

Y-yeah! I think...! Hah..!

RRRRBBRBBVBVVBWW. VBRVVB... S-- SO DO. UM. (DO YOU--)

Do I whaaat! [grabbing at him] Speak to meee! [chuckling]

(YOU'RE. THIS. IS. THIS IS ACTUALLY A DATE.)

Yes! YES IT IS! IT'S A DATE! I'm on a date with you!

[ugly frog shrieking]

AAHHAHAHA...!! Jeez! What was THAT?!

(Wh-what's with the change of heart?? A-and there was the whole hiding it from your family thing--)

BECAUSE I DUNNO WHAT I FEEL YET! AND-- AND BEING HERE, WITH YOU AND GUSTAVO N' BRICK, and just having so much fun, I feel like I can finally-- think! And not have some fuckin' weirdos watching me from that askbox! Or my family breathing at me! It's-- it's wild! I'M FREAKING OUT! I'M FREAKIN' OUT ONI HOLD ME--

A--BBBUHH?? [gripping him]

IT'S-- IT'S NOT. ANYTHING SERIOUS OR DECISION-MAKING TONIGHT. I JUST. WANNA DO THINGS WITHOUT-- FEELING SHAME. So just. Hold me. Alright?

O-OKAY. RRRRRR.

Everything's gonna go back to routine tomorrow, and who knows what's gonna happen. [chuckles] I don't even wanna go. I just wanna stand here.

Rrrrr... (Can you... explain a little more why you're a little... hesitant about me?)

Ah... jeez, lemme... see if I can word it right. I... have a real hard time letting people in. You see how I live. I haven't even seen Gustavo since before our window got broken. I never have people over. I don't even like talking to customers that much.

(You've gotten better at it. I wouldn't say you have gone back in such a thing, just hitting a wave where it is more difficult than usual.)

Maybe you know me more than I thought. Either way, I... I've never really been a fan of dating. Just in general. All that romance-y garbage hasn't ever worked out for me. It's like a storybook moreso than a reality. Doesn't work the way I do. It's too... strict. Closed. Weird. Ruins friendships. I've lost some good men and women to dumb shit that either I've done or they've done. It crumbles too fast and doesn't feel worth it.

(Is... forging a bond like I have in mind considered... dating?)

I dunno. Is it?

(What you're describing sounds... torturous. Nothing like what I have in mind.)

Is that so. Mind tellin' me what you have in mind, then?

Croak-- MMf-- It-- RIBBIT RIBBIT RIBBIT RIBBIT RIBBIT--

Aye, aye! Hey! [squishing his cheeks] Easy! One word at a time. Let's hear it.

RIBBIT. RIBBIT. RIBBIT. RI-- RIb--ribbit... (It's... it's... almost the same as what... we have now. Just... returned?)

That's it?

???

You're telling me this "bond" thing you've been wanting is just, what we kinda do already, but with me "returning" it? Like-- like how?

(LIKE. L-LIKE. IF. LIKE.) [sticks his tongue out]

I already "do the deed" with you.

NO NO-- [leans in, gently licks his cheek] TH-- (I DON'T KNOW THE WORD FOR IT.)

Kissing. You're thinking of kissing--

(YEAH KISSING.)

... [ponders]

HHHNNNN. HHHHHHHHH. HHHHHHN..?

... [gum click] Wow. That, uh, changes some things, actually. And here I was thinking you wanted some sort of enchanted frog prince and princess fantasy bullshit. That's what the askbox tries to make it out as, anyway.

(I'll be honest, I'm not 100% acquainted with the more mortal and human structures of that whole concept. I don't enjoy what you've told me so far.)

[more nodding]... Huh.

...

Well, uh, I got some things to think about now. [chuckles] Lotta. Things.

(Please don't let this ruin anything.)

I won't! I won't. Just forgive me if it takes a while. Heh. We gotta go into work tomorrow, and focus on that, yadda yadda... I'm gonna be a little private about it.

(Shy about it.)

Yeah. [rolls his eyes, smirking]

...

You look so nervous. Hey.

It's okay. Remember what we've gone over.

(R-REMIND ME...)

We'll see what this is. Together. Got it?

(Y-YEAH... yeah... you'resocloserightnowI'mreally--I--)

[smirks]

...

Sorry. Even with some drinks in me I still can't seem to kiss you. [chuckles]

(You tease.)

Just kidding.

#;pepperoni #;pizzaplot #;colomba #;oni speaks #;peppino speaks #suggestive cw #<--only for offhand mention again #long post //#((the slow burn continues...........................#((have some food yall...#;snapshots

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fadeintolight · 6 months

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5 things you love about louis?

in no particular order

his music: i could pretend to have all the music critic knowledge in the world, dissecting the pop-punk elements, rock vibes, and the soft melodies that weave through his songs – they're undeniably fantastic and keep me on my toes but i don’t speak music that well so. what personally stands out for me is the comfort his songs provide. it's as if he guts me with his lyrics, only to miraculously put all the pieces back together within a single song or a few tracks later. the raw honesty in walls is unmatched, and it's the solo album that i hold closest to my heart. yet, i owe a tremendous debt to fitf most because i was at one of my lowest points in life last fall, and i have no idea how i would've coped without that record to cry and scream to. his angelic voice is just the cherry on top.

his fandom: through him, i've had the chance to make friendships i wouldn’t have come across anywhere else and that’s what i selfishly cherish the most about him. getting to experience the energy of his live shows with these people is craaaazy! everyone is so L O U D and engaged and just fully there!! it really is not just about him; it's about us, and i feel like a part of something truly special even when we drag him through the mud for being a jackass, it’s family business ✨.

his heart: he's just a heartwarming human being. the way he interacts with fans, his love for the art, and his resilience in the face of challenges is incredibly inspiring. he is a cupcake. a clown! a best friend. a fucking idiot! 🫶

his queer themes: call it my own projection if you’d like or just subtle queer coding, idgaf, it’s all about meee and how what resonates with me when it comes to him. it’s like a secret message that creates a sense of being seen and understood in a way that's truly unique.

his fat ass: him being this hot and heartmeltingly soft at the same time makes me want to stay on this planet. which should say it all.

#i poured my heart into this and then got tired hope it still manages to convey all my lil feels #answered

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s-4pphics · 4 months

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sorry to be sending so much i sent the abby and click!oc thing but i just love this series sm because i do think oc has some glaringly negative traits that i can see BUT at the same time i hold a lot of empathy for her, because i know what it’s like to lash out on the people that you care for and push people away. having *trauma* causes you to have responses that you can’t even make sense of yourself at times. i also think it takes a lot of self awareness and also care for yourself to realize the way you react to things isn’t normal and also to look back and reflect on the way you treated people, esp. your friends isn’t OK, regardless of how much shit you went through, and make an extra step to go therapy. hurt people hurt people sometimes, even if that wasn’t your intention.

that’s why i’m all for click!oc realizing that yeah, her trauma is the reason for her reactions and it is valid, but also realizing but even with all that growth and change, you aren’t owed forgiveness or owed anything actually, and it might be for the better. all you can do is work on yourself and try to be better and do better in the future, and i hope she does forgive herself and doesn’t wallow in what could have been but also isn’t just negating that as well. in the nicest possible way: the world can’t stop because of your trauma and it’s up to you to do better and be better, and sometimes you do have to kinda hit rock bottom to realize your behavior isn’t normal or adjusted, which kinda seems like oc has.

she kind of reminds me of cassie from euphoria lol i love how complex your oc is because i love her but also want to shake her and tell her she has do better and also give her a hug. sorry if this came across as harsh lol but merry Christmas Eve or happy holidays if you don’t celebrate!! - 💋

IM SO LATE FUCK MEEE NEVER APOLGIZE I LOVE HEARING WHAT YALL THINK PLELALSLEKELEALSK YOURE SOOOO ON POINT LKME OMMMGGVVVV ILYYYY

#nonnies ✄┈┈ ˚#click! ☾⋆⁺₊📸✧

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pumpkzsafeplace · 9 months

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Uuuh, I nu wans go seeby, tho it ish my bedtimeyyyy, but my diapy ish in its pwace ans my eyeies awe cwosin swowwyy, ish my stuffy ans diapy pwotecties me pumtiiin? I nu wans go seepy, but sooo dowsy, I wanna wattwe my wattwe, ow pway, bu I nu cans gets out of beddie, hep meee

─•~❉᯽❉~•─

hihi lil bug’ 🌼

it's completely okay to have naps little one,

and from the sounds of it- you need one <3.

think how recharged you'll be when you wake up, then you can play alllllll you want hm? <3.

for now, let's look after you and listen to what your body is saying & right now it's saying it need a nap, so sweet dreams little one <3.

i hope you rest well <3

big big big hugs from me & i hope you have a lovely day when you wake back up <3

-🍰

#askpumpkin #blankanonasks #agere blog #agere community #age regression #safe agere #sfw age regression #sfw agere #sfw little blog #sfw little community #sfw little post #agere little

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squadxx4392 · 1 year

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HARRY POTTER RANDOMNESS EPISODE 2!

Harry: *hitting Draco on the head* I want chicken nuggets and fries and sprite

Draco : *rubbing his head* oW-

Hermione : I want a chocolate milkshake and a large fry

Draco: I want to go home *gets out*

Theo : Wingardium Leviosa; FUCKING HELL

Draco: WHYYYY

Pansy : Because you're never escaping! Now then, I want twenty nuggets with Honey Mustard to dip, a sweet tea, a large fry, and a mcflurry

Ron: Fine leave walk home no one likes you not even Harry shoo shoo

Harry : I will stab you in your sleep, Ronald. We share a room. Draco, istg if you get out this fuckin car-

Draco: *tearing up*

Ginny : Why are you crying-?

Blaise: God damn it Ronald. Look what you did you ginger prick.

Draco: Harry dOesnt Like meee 😢😢

Harry : *Giving Ron a death stare* wait- Love that's not TRUE- RONALD BILLIUS WEASLEY ISTG-

Draco: *crying 😢*

Luna : *fed up* EVERYBODY SHUT UP!

Neville: THIS IS WHY WE CANT TAKE YOU ON ROAD TRIPS RONALD!

Draco: *sniffle* *cry cry* *sniffle*

Hermione : Ronald apologize. Right fucking now.

Ron: No he was being a spoiled brat

Blaise : Fine. No McDonald's for you, then

Ron: WELL MAYBE IF HE WASN'T BEING A DEPRESSED SHIT I WOULD APOLOGIZE

Blaise : You really are pushing your McDonald's privileges

Pansy: He hates road trips with lots of people that's why he wants to leave -

Ginny : Nobody's going anywhere, we're leaving after we burn a few houses down. Hurry up and order, we're on a tight schedule here, Blaise!

Blaise: Draco, do you want anything?

Draco: *currently still crying*

Draco : *sniff* I want a large sweet tea and a mcflurry

Draco : *sniff sniff* make it four mcflurry's

Harry: Jesus Ronald, apologize.

Ron : Fine! I'm sorry, Draco!

Draco: *still crying 😢*

Cashier : What the- okay, what are you getting?

Blaise : uh yeah give me *gives all orders bc I'm not typing that shit*

Blaise: Damn and I thought my boyfriend was fat *handing the food to Pansy and Draco*

Ron : I'm not fat! Prude

Blaise: Yeah the way Draco and Pansy eat I shouldn't be calling you fat

Luna : LMAO FUCK YOU RON, GINGER ASS MOTHER FUCKER-

Draco: *cries more* Now I don't feel like eating 😢😢

Hermione : Eat your mcflurrys! Blaise, drive! Get to the first house! Draco gets first burn down!

Blaise: *speeds to the first house*

Draco: *slowly eating mcflurries*

Harry : Here's the gas and here's the matches! Burn it down, babe!

Ron: THIS IS BARBARIC WHY DOES HE GET TO BURN THE FIRST HOUSE

Ginny : BECAUSE WE SAID SO. YOU'RE GOING LAST

Draco: *pours gasoline and lights the house while eating a mcflurry* Fire

Hermione : No no no, you're saying it wrong! It's FIYAHHH not Fire!

Draco: *walks towards it*

Blaise : Wingardium Leviosa; DRACO LUCIUS MALFOY!

Harry: He'll be fine, he likes watching closely at the things he burns down

Harry: Reminds me of Bellatrix ngl-

Luna : No he was about to jump in the fire!

Draco: So pretty, I could just touch it

Hermione : *spraying Draco with a water gun* No! Bad ferret!

Draco: *gets really close staring at the flames*

Harry: LEAVE HIM BE HES ADMIRING IT

Draco : *reaches a hand out to touch the fire*

Luna : ACCIO DRACO MALFOY! God damnit, Draco! Don't do that! Get in, I hear the cops coming! BLAISE DRIVE!

Blaise : *starts driving 300 mph*

Draco: *opens the door*

Theo : I WILL STRAP YOU TO THE FUCKING SEAT. CLOSE THAT FUCKING DOOR

Draco: *jumps out*

Harry: DRACO GOD DAMN IT

Hermione : ACCIO DRACO MALFOY!

Draco : *zooms into his seat*

Neville : *ties him down to the seat where he can't move at all*

Harry: Okay was tying him down necessary

Ron: *mumbles* Stop acting like you like him we all know you don't Harry 🙄

Blaise : He's tried to jump out the fucking car SEVERAL TIMES! YES IT WAS NECESSARY!

Seamus : *materializing from thin air* SHUT UP RONALD *disappearing into thin air*

Luna : Did I smoke too much weed- wtf-

Ginny: What in the world-

Hermione : Shit I need to lay off the weed-

Harry: *unties Draco* Be good. Understand.

Draco : *attempts to jump out again*

Harry : NOPE *ties him back down*

Draco : FUCK

Ron: This is why Harry doesn't like you

Dean : *materializing out of thin air* SHUT UP RONALD *disappearing into thin air*

Neville : I am going to fucking kms, istg-

Ginny: Oh it's just Dean and Seamus

Hermione : BUT WHERE THE FUCK HAVE THEY BEEN COMING AND GOING FROM??

Ron: Anyone else want to slap Draco

*Somewhere in Hogwarts*

Minnie : so you're telling me you let the MOST PROBLEMATIC KIDS GO COMMIT ARSON WITH A HIJACKED CAR IN AMERICA??

Severus : Yes

Remus : Absolutely

Sirius : Of course!

Severus: Lucius let's Draco do all sorts of stupid shit mainly burn himself

*Narrator's voice* WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN NEXT TIME? WILL MINNIE FORGET ABOUT IT OR WILL SHE GIVE THE RESPONSIBLE PROFESSORS AND THE STUDENTS DETENTION? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON HARRY POTTER RANDOMNESS!!

Friend : NEXT EPISODE HOE!!! 😔

Me : AIGHT LET'S GOOO IT'S COMING ON

#lgbtq #harry potter #drarry #lesbian #blairon #linny #pansmione #neville x theo #deamus

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wishesunderthestars · 6 months

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heyyy just letting you know I completely disagree with that anon who called the last chapters stale I mean it's their personal preference but that ask was kinda childish you don't owe us anything and truthfully your latest projects were very much my cup of tea and main meal as well I ate it all up for breakfast, lunch and dinner how dare that little shit insult those masterpieces I'm counting days for the next update 'of storms and vampires' and the king's advisor was greatttttt like that was amazing I loved it so don't mind those mean ppl and you do you your writing is a gift to us all and don't let negativity deter you, your work is incredible and I love Eunoia I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH IT'S PACING and if anyone have a problem FIGHT MEEE love you bubs take care

That ask was pretty weird and it was the first ask I've ever received like that. I'm so happy you enjoyed both Of Storms And Vampires and The King's Advisor, I'm realizing now that they were better received than I expected. And I'm glad you enjoy Eunoia's pace because I had been worried about it before and that ask brought my worries back to the surface again 😂 But I've managed to convince myself again that it's the best for the story even if it isn't everyone's cup of tea. Sending love 💜

#asks

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File 40 - Encounter

“—what, therefore, would we call this mysterious liquid mercury capable of such feats of transformation? Can anyone tell me what it represents…? Yes, Owl.”

“Prima materia. It’s used in the very first step of the magnum opus…?”

“What’s wrong? It’s rare to see you so hesitant.”

“Ah… no, it’s nothing.” (Did I just see something flash…? What is that?)

“Hmmm~, so this is a school.~☆ Lots of people with long hair ‘round here, huh, Brat? Like that guy who just stood up! His bangs are so long you can’t even see his face!”

“Meow.”

“Those numbers up on the blackboard are total nonsense, too. I mean, I can count money just fine, but this?”

“Meee-ow, mew mew meow.”

“Huh? This is the hardest school in the whole country…?”

“Mraow.”

“Well, why didn’t you say so?... Wait, you did? But hey, if I studied here, I’d learn how to do magic stuff, right? Think I can sneak my way in? Then I could pull all the pranks I want!”

“Mraow.... (What a troublesome child.~)”

#kotonoha project #fun fact! apparently 'magnum opus' is a real alchemical term!#specifically the process of using prima materia to create a philosopher's stone!#it's also called the 'great work' but the japanese here said 'opus' so

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oh i LOVED Anne and Jo as well i saw myself in them and they taught me different ways of seeing the world too

they mean sososo much to me like as a kid i was already writing and i was described as ‘away with the fairies’ and i was always getting into well meaning scrapes which i couldnt help and like. SO WERE THESE GIRLS in these stories from centuries ago. they were looking at beautiful trees and going ‘look at that poem!’ and they were romantic too a fault like meee but they were loved so much despite their quirks and that was everything to me Gawdd. Louisa may alcott and L M montgomery I will always owe everything to you

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Twenty two years of living. Oh Lord twenty twoooo!!!!! 8030 days of living!!! Days I've laughed so hard that I almost had tears coming down my cheeks, And days I've cried and screamed so loud i ran out of breath. I'll tell you more about my hard days because they've made me the person i am today.

I've always been a very sensitive and lonely person. I've had so many insecurities, hated myself for everything i was and wasn't. Had the most very horrible teenage years actually childhood too, I literally didn't have anybody in my life to be there for me, a mother who her life turned to hell, a father who became a stranger to me from age of six. The only person who noticed me died and left when i was 10. I tried to fill the gaps in my life with anyone who entered my life mostly girls because I've always wished to have a sister thank God i have one now, not gonna mention the scars they left on my soul cuz I've healed from allll of them long time ago after i met him! The one and only guy who noticed me for what I truly was. Held my hand. Loved me. Appreciated me. He was literally like my backbone. We went through lots of ups and downs.

Now, everyone talks about how hard it is for someone to trust another after they've been hurt and disappointed but literally nobody mentions how hard it is to trust urself again while all ur walls were destroyed by the only person who had ur back no matter what happened and was always there for u, actually the one who taught u to trust urself in the first place. My heart, soul, self love, confidence and my whole world undermined by one person. After that, I couldn't recognize myself anymore!! Who was she!? How could she do the things she does? How could she be so careless? Who the fuck is this person!!!!??? This is nott meee I swear it was never me!!!

I made lots of mistakes that from overthinking some nights woke me up with panic attacks. And i got used to them, the reason was my soul wasn't pleased with what i was doing and it tried very hard to let me know how much I'm hurting myself by those things i'm doing just to get back at the person whom I truly loved but couldn't be with anymore because i did not want to spend my days with someone who made me feel like im worthless with one word and made me feel like i'm on the top of the world with another word, his aggressiveness reached to the level that he'd beat me!!!!!! and blame it on his temper or headache or whatever tf excuses he thought of most of the times was because of my actions made him very angry 🤡. Deep down i knew i deserved better but i never had the courage to give up on him because he made me feel like i owed him my life just because he saved it twice and everytime i left him something worse happened to me that I needed him to remind me of whom i was.

For somebody with trust issues as much as mine, my biggest fear has always been opening up to someone, i was afraid that i won't stop pouring. I was so afraid to become a river of tears and burden to the one whom I opened up to, and i always wondered what gave me that thought? It's totally okey for humans to get weak and feel emotional when life gets tough. Mentioning that, after months of breaking down, crying myself to sleep and waking up from panic attacks i had to heal. The progress was, hmmm I could say killing me slowly but only to help me reborn. That's what I thought and I actually believed it deep down that's what kept me going from may till October. I was very proud of what i became till one day something put me to edge again, exactly!!! After all those years again???!

Well a situation that made me question the last 6 years of my life, those years that I learned how to accept myself, how to love myself, how to stand up for myself and everything else related to me. I thought about it for a long time I thought i was a lie, I thought i was worthless. Me!!! A being worthless???!! Exactly now im laughing at myself writing this but yeah sometimes i'm very stupid and i know itt well then i realized for my healing and my soul to be unattached to my past life i got tested the most, I got tested in a way my mind nor soul ever could've survived from it but i mean it was time for me to elevate!!! What the f should i expect?!!! All i had to do was not to break. Proudly saying I didn't for too long at least 🤡 i seriously was so done feeling guilty over disturbing my peace because of my impulsive actions. I couldn't care less to what happens to anyone in my past🤷🏻‍♀️ that was it, that was the lesson to detach me from the only and most important and effective thing that attached me to my past, and could've been back and destroy everything I built with the power he had over my mind. The question was what gave me that shame not to show my true innocent, pure, loving and caring soul to anyone? I have 2 scenarios to answer that question but that one i'll never write......

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Hetalia: World Series Episode #24 Transcript

This episode has Spain and Chibi Romano facing off against Turkey.

Chibi Romano: Look here, Princess Jasmine! I am not afraid of your devil eyes!

Turkey: Heh!

Spain: I am not kidding this time! Where the heck did Romano go?! It's dangerous for him to be all alone!

Chibi Romano: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

Spain: Wait…that is Romano! Auh! No, Romanoooo! I'm coooominggg!

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Spain: Ehah? Uah…

Turkey: Muahahahahaha! Ahaha! Oh my! Catching you turned out to be quite easy! How hilarious! Hehehe!

(Chibi Romano: Nhhhh…nnnhhh…)

Chibi Romano: You bastard. Let me go! I'll hex your face with my mojo! I said let go of meee!

Spain: Uehh, that's Turkey!

{Caption #1: France}

{Caption #2: Spain}

{Caption #3: Ottoman Empire}

Narrator: At this point in history, Turkey was a major military power which ruled over twelve ethnic groups and had territory in Asia, Africa, and Europe. It certainly was no jive turkey, as they say.

Spain: Yikes! What can I do? If I just sit here, Romano's dead!

Chibi Romano: Stop it!

Spain: But that guy’s Turkey! No one would want to be his enemy! Ahuah…France is a little puta man compared to Turkey!

(Puta: Bitch → Spanish)

(Chibi Romano: Hey, stupid head! Stupid! Ooohhh…)

Chibi Romano: I can smell you behind that tree, Spain! Why don't you come and rescue me like a good friend would, eh?

Spain: Auheh! Ahah…he is adorable when he is so completely terrified. Grr!

Chibi Romano: Auh!

Turkey: Welcome home!

Chibi Romano: Drrgh, I don't think it's legal to throw kids on the ground! Aaahhhh! Let me go, let me out of here, you bastard!

Horse: Bwuurhh. Neigh. Neigh. Bbwwrh.

{Caption: Horse: Who'd have thought that South Italy would be caught so easily?}

(Chibi Romano: Let me out of here! I'm not kidding!)

Turkey: It was easy, really. I am towering giant compared to sniveling brat.

(Chibi Romano: I am not kidding around! Let me out! I’m not kidding around!)

Bull: Bull smash! Bull smash! Moo!

Chibi Romano: AAAAAAAAH! OW! Duh!

Spain: Hey! Why don't you try picking on someone three quarters your sizes?

Turkey: Well, hello there! You’re awfully stupid for a tiny guy!

Spain's thoughts: Wow! Double tap! He doesn't mess around!

Spain: Oh, yeah?! I am the great Spain and I lisp on purpose! You can have Romano when you pry him from my cold dead hands, Turkey sandwich with cheese!

Turkey: I wasn't gonna to kill you, but now I suppose I will.

Spain: A slight miscalculation. Nnnhh…aaha! I may be sensually misleading to the eye, but I assure you, I can protect Romano, and should you try to invade either of us, you will taste the cold steel of my Spanish espada!

(Espada: Sword → Spanish)

Spain: Heaheaheaheah…

Turkey: Hmhmhmhmhm! That sounded like a declaration of war. I was gonna to attack Europe anyway. I might as well invading you while I am in the neighborhood. Who's knows? You might like big hats and flowy clothes.

Spain: Hhuhuh…

Turkey: Toodaloo!

Spain: Huh?

Turkey: I'm gonna to home to get some real coffee. Yours is for the baby.

Spain: What?!

Turkey: Don't worry, we'll meet again soon enough. On the battlefield. Hahahahahahaha! Hahahahaha!

Spain: Uheh, that guy is really weird! Uh…

Chibi Romano: Nnhnh…

Spain: Oh! Auh?

Chibi Romano: Hey…short guy…uh…did I die and go to heaven, ehuh?

Spain: Huh?

Chibi Romano: Ugh, crap, you're Spain! I must be in hell.

Spain: Not funny!

Narrator: And just like that, one of the greatest powers in the world found a way to screw things up permanently. Butt whoopin's aplenty would follow.

(Spain: Eh heh heh hehehe…)

(Chibi Romano: Hehehehe…)

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Chibi Romano: Huah…I can't believe I ended up at dorkface's place after all of that. Uoh! Aah! Aaaaaaahhhh!

{Caption: Argh!}

Spanish queen: Sell him to the gypsies at once! Maybe they can find some use for him!

(Chibi Romano: Auh! Auh?)

Spanish queen: We travel halfway across the globe to New World only to bring riches back to waste on him! Idiota!

(Idiota!: Idiot! → Spanish)

Spain: Lo siento!

(Lo siento!: I’m sorry! → Spanish)

Spain: My bad!

Spanish queen: Did you think fighting Turkey would be this simple affair? We got no moneys!

Chibi Romano: Nhh…

{Caption: Next time…}

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Italy: 🎵Germany, Germany, Germany is a really really nice place. Even though I’m your prisoner, you give me food, and it doesn’t suck like English food! Sausages with cheeses always taste so good! It’d be heaven for a dog; yeah, that’s Germany! Tell me, how is it you Germans are so robust? You’re crushing me with your intimidation. My fragility causes me to openly weep out of fear. Your women terrify me. Is it the norm to drink a barrel of beer and then bust it on somebody’s heaaad? Please don’t come to my place in large mobs; German tourists are scary! Even the girls that are from Germany are more rugged than I am! Yahoo!🎵

Chibi Romano: Ugh, crap, you're Spain! I must be in hell.

Spain: Not funny!

#anime #anime transcripts #anime dub transcripts #hetalia #hetalia dub transcripts

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gayfanservice · 2 years

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Yamaguchi Tadashi x MALE Tsukishima Reader

Hmhmhmhehehe the part 2 that I promised myself PART 1

Fluffy fluff date

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“You’re a twin?!” Hinata exaggerated, still in disbelief that an exact copy of the salty bean stock walked in. “Why do you care?” Kei was already done with practice and it barely started, “You never said you had a twin!” He shrieked. Tanaka hit his back, “Tsukki, my dude, why does he look so much like you?” Kei gave him a face, “Don’t call me that.” “So cold!” Tadashi laughed at the interactions, “And you!” Tanaka pointed at him, momentarily scaring him, “He kissed you!” Nishinoya came out of no where (or no one saw him come), “How come we’ve never seen him, huh?! He was wearing our uniform so why can’t i see him?!” The second shortest on the team ranted, “Pests…”

As Nishinoya and Tanaka harassed Tadashi, Hinata was at Kei, “Why didn’t you tell meee?!” “Why would I?” He wanted to go home but school hasn’t even started, maybe he would pretend to be sick and convince his mom to call him out. “Okay, you guys, leave Tsukishima alone! And leave Yamaguchi Alone!” Sawamura yelled at the second years as they scurried away to do whatever dumbassery they usually do. “You should bring him around sometime,” Sugawara put a hand on Kei’s shoulder, “Not necessary.” He walked away.

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The day went on and ended with you outside the gym, the door flew open as the orange kid from earlier ran into you, almost knocking you done. “Ow,” You didn’t sound hurt, “I’M SO SORRY!” The tiny child yelled as he repeatedly bowed. “Dude, I’m not even hurt.” You stated, “But you said ‘ow’!” You blankly stared at him before hearing Tadashi and Kei snickering, “Okay.” You said before walking away from him, “Tadashi, my angel! It’s been centuries!” You dramatically put a hand over your head, Tadashi’s face went red. “Uh, gross.” Kei stuck out his tongue in mock disgust, “Right, I forgot you get no action, unlike your dashingly handsome brother!” “We have the same face, idiot.”

“Hmm, do we?” You two blankly stared at each other as the team just stared at you. “Hey, how about that movie, huh!” Tadashi pushed Kei towards the change room, “We’ll meet you in a little!” Tadashi waved before disappearing. “How come I’ve never seen you before?!” The child yelled at you, “Jeez, calm down, kid.” “Hey I’m not a kid!” “Yeah, sure.” This was fun, “What’s your name?” The not-a-kid demanded, “Tsukishima,” “That’s not- AHH! You’re just as bad as Tsukishima!” He pointed at you as you all stood in silence, “Well, I mean, I am Tsukishima, sooo,” You had a smug look on your face as he gripped his hair in anger. “(Y/N)!” Tadashi ran up to you with Kei not far behind, “Let’s go,”

You looked at the red head, “See ya’, not-a-kid.” The three of you walking away as you heard the angry child yelling at you.

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You all arrived at the Tsukishima household, Kei going to his room and Tadashi and you going to your’s. You set your bags down near the door before you got out your laptop and Tadashi got out the snacks. You both sat down on your bed, Tadashi near the wall, snacks in the middle, and you sitting closer to the edge. “What do ya’ wanna watch?” You were both indecisive little shits, “Uh, I don’t know.” You hummed, “What do you not want to watch?” Tadashi looked at your laptop as you pulled up Netflix, “Horror,” “How about… ‘Like Father, Like Son’?” You looked at the description, “Sounds interesting,” You pressed play and watched it play out.

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Tadashi was cuddled up to you, wrappers littered the floor and you squinted at the screen, seeing ‘00:02 AM’ at the bottom. Tadashi was barely awake, nodding off and snapping his eyes open every once in awhile. You closed the laptop, Tadashi snapping straight from the sound, “Bed time…” You mumbled as you kissed his head and set the laptop on your side table. You both changed clothing halfway into ‘Like Father, Like Son’, which you were glad you did so you didn’t have to get up. You both cuddled up under the covers, “I love you, Tadashi,” You kissed his forehead again, “I love you too, (Y/N).”

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With the right person and the right request i can get this shit down in an hour

Read the rules before you follow!

#haikyuu x male reader #haikyuu x reader #yamaguchi x male reader #yamaguchi tadashi x male reader #yamaguchi tadashi x reader #yamaguchi x reader

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luv-leni · 3 years

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Stray kids reaction to you saying “I hate you” as a prank

Warnings: swearing, excessive use of emojis because I have no self control

Enjoy!!!

Chan

Mmm depends on how u say it

If ur like I hate u 🤪

Then he’ll laugh and say “no u don’t silly”

But if ur like “ugh I hate u 😒”

Oh no channie feels so bad

He doesn’t even know what he did but he doesn’t want u to be upset :((((

He walks over to u and back hugs u trying to get a look at ur face

Ur looking away from him because ur trying not to laugh but channie just thinks ur upset :((

“Baby what’s wrong :(( are u okay :((“

This is too much for u and so u double over laughing with ur hand covering ur mouth

because of ur position HE THINKS UR CRYING NO 😭

this is where he freaks tf out

He crouches down in front of u in a panic

Only to see ur in fact not crying but laughing at him

He stands up with a relieved but frustrated look on his face

“You idiot!! You scared me!”

Poor boy omg give him kisses for the heart attack u just gave him

10/10 hilarious prank if ur a good actor

Minho

Deadpan stare

He does not care lol

He just keeps eye contact with u blinking slowly for like 5 minutes

If he’s eating he just maintains eye contact while putting food in his mouth

Bro ur so embarrassed 😭

U walk away from him and he just goes back to what he was doing

He’s so lame lmao

When u get over being embarrassed and sit next to him he’ll pat u on the shoulder and call u an idiot

Says this nerd 🙄

Changbin

Uh 🤨

Bitch u better take that back rn

He’s ready to fight u

He stares at u for a minute then stands up and walks over to u

Bro it’s kinda intimidating so u start laughing nervously

He’ll reach u and just be like

“Oh u think that’s funny?” while he tickles the life out of u

He will not stop until u tell him u love him

Even then he might tickle u extra for good measure

Yeah playing this prank on him doesn’t go well for u

It goes great for him tho

He gets to hear ur pretty laugh

Hyunjin

WHINE WHINE

Sorry did u not hear me WHINE

He’s such a crybaby if u so much as make a mean face at him he’s filing divorce papers

When u say u hate him he goes ???

Then he goes through the stages of grief

First he’s like “Yah! You did not just say that!”

Then anger “How dare u!!”

“Take it back rn!!! 😠” bargaining

Then depression “Wahhh why don’t u love meee :((“

Finally he reaches acceptance and at that point ur doubled over laughing at him and he’s like “ur pranks are unfunny now say u love me”

He’s a dramatic idiot please forgive him

Jisung

I-😮 you-🥺

^^exact representation of his facial expressions when u tell him u hate him

First he is shocked that u said that

Then he is pouty

Because how could u :((

Ji pouts at u for the rest of the day

Even if u apologize he doesn’t care ur still getting the puppy eyes

He follows u around the house not saying a word only 🥺

Ur gonna have to smooch his entire face before he leaves u alone

And then he’ll tell u ur terrible at playing pranks :)

Felix

🥺🥺 part 2

He looks so sad :((

It’s a 50/50 chance he’s not actually sad and is just messing with u

He gives u his best puppy eyes and pouts

“Whaaa? No u love me hmph!”

Lmao he launches himself at u and doesn’t let go until u say u love him

Tell him u love him rn!!

He gets so giggly at u and ur prank

When u say u love him he gives u his ^◡^ face

He’s so cute

Seungmin

Big toothy grin at u nd ur antics

He knows ur not serious because ?? look at him he’s so pretty no one could ever hate him 💅🏻

So he just kinda grins and opens his mouth a bit (yknow the look he does when one of the boys gets on his nerves? Yeah that one)

He gets playfully frustrated at u and grabs u around the waist forcing u against his chest

He says he’s not gonna let u go until u take it back

And u don’t take it back so he keeps holding u

Then he squeezes the hell out of u so u say u love him

“Ow ow! Fine I love u 🙄” < u

“Yayyy 😁” < him

So damn cute I hurt

Jeongin

:(frowny face:(

He just looks up from as phone at u like :(

That’s the only face he makes during this prank

U start laughing at him and he frowns even more

“Bby I was kidding!” U say trying to fix his face 😭

He just looks back at his phone still frowning

U skip over to him laughing and give him a little side hug as an apology

He just kinda rolls his eyes and pats u in the arm before going back to what he was doing

Pretty entertaining

#fanfic #stray kids #stray kids scenarios #stray kids reactions #stray kids imagines #stray kids fluff #skz imagines #skz reactions

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Villain! Yandere BNHA AU- Our Little Apprentice: Episode-Prologue

CHECK OUT MY MASTERLIST HERE!!

X RATED PROMPT LIST| NON X RATED PROMPT LIST

Alright a lot of you have been bothering me about NSFW material for the other characters....So we’re gonna have some rules. Since I’m a grown ass bitch, I’ll be writing about grown ass men, you will be reading about grown ass men in their 20s, you will be reading about grown behind people. ALTERNATE. UNIVERSE. COLLEGE. AGE. GROWN. ASS. PEOPLE

Premise- You were quirkless in high school, you just now as an adult possess your quirk...what happens when your high school buddies decide to take you under their wings...and then some

Leggo (I’m scared)

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You walked down the idle street. It was a beautiful day and you were on your way to your favorite cafe on such a wonderful Saturday morning. Well...almost.

The first scream that ripped through the air was a woman. “HELP! HELP!” The woman ran up to you with a newborn baby in her arms. “RUN! THEY’RE DESTORYING THE CITY!” Another girl who you assumed was her younger daughter trailed behind.

“Huh?” you raised an eyebrow. “W-who?!”

You got your answer when you heard a loud explosion followed by what looked like a car flying through the air. “Oh shit! Get out the way!” You shoved the younger girl behind you. The woman stumbled but ran anyways. The woman with the baby was bolting. You watched as the other citizens ran for their lives. You saw the destruction. A building was a flame, cars flipped over, craters in the concrete.

“Oh my god...” you took a step back. “What’s going on!” you stopped a guy running past you. He skid to a stop, looking frantic.

“It them! The LOV! They’re going insane!” he screamed. “Run for your life!” he took off.

“LOV?” you trailed off. “ W-what the fuck is that?”

“THE LEAGUE OF VILLIANS!” he screamed behind him.

“WHO THE HELL IS THAT?” you yelled after him. “What the hell is going on?”

“Turn around and you’ll find out.” a velvety voice spoke from right behind you. It was a familiar voice that you had heard before, but a long time ago. Only instead of cheerful and fun-loving, this person sounded hard and dark.

You slowly turned around and saw a man dressed head to toe in various shades of green, grey and black. He had a mask over his face that made his voice all low and guttural. He had his arms crossed as he walked up to you. His hair, that shade of green, it looked familiar.

“You know what they say about curiosity?...” he raised an eyebrow. “It killed the cat.”

“Is that so? Well isn’t this nice.” you face palmed.

“...Huh? You said that like someone I know.”

... (Flashback)

Oh boy! Your first day of school! You were so excited you could pee! Gross but still. You practically skipped up the steps with how happy you were. Nothing could ruin this momen-

“AAH! FUCK, SHIT, DAMNIT!” you tripped down the stairs and began rolling down the steps. “OW! OW! SHIT! FUCK! MEEE.” you landed at the bottom of the steps with a thud. “Well isn’t this nice.” you groaned.

“Oh my god! Are you okay?!” A guy randomly ran down the stairs and stopped at your side. “That looked like it hurt.”

“Please tell me no one saw that.” you silently prayed.

“Nope! Only me.” he laughed. “Here. Let me-” he grabbed your hand and hoisted you to your feet. “Hey! Are you new?!”

“Um..y-yeah!” You nodded. “I’m Y/N!”

“Izuku Midorya at your service! Oh hey! What’s your quirk?!?!” he suddenly got all giddy. “Do you have a name yet!!??”

“..Um...I-” you stammered. “I don’t have a quirk...”

“Oh...I’m sorry I didn’t know-”

“Don’t worry about it.” you shrugged. “I’d prefer to behind the cameras anyways.” you smiled. “So be sure to practice your hero pose!”

“Oh hell yeah! Oh! Come meet my friends!” he grabbed your hand and pulled you inside. “You can sit with us at lunch today!!”

...(flashback over)