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rainydaygt · 2 months

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Dear Tumblr,

Please stop giving me ads that direct me elsewhere without me even touching them, nor ads that play sound automatically and stop my music.

With distaste,

Rain and every other tumblr user in the world.

#not art #rain rambles #not g/t #tumblr #im soUGH #ITS ANNOYING #i completely understand needing ads for money #i do #but when they direct me elsewhere #and stop my TUNES #we’re beefing #we’re fighting on the playground at high noon

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sommerregenjuniluft · 9 months

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@jegulus-microfic august 20 — Birthmark — 1382words — nsfw — Hogwarts, no Voldi AU, but I’m aging them up to 18 and 19 because of the smut

“Show me,” James hisses heatedly against Regulus’ lips. Growls, when this one does nothing but chase this mouth, “Show me, Regulus.”

The other boy throws his head back against the locked Headboy dorm door and finally lifts his arms obediently for James to pull his jumper off.

What James, admittedly, hadn’t calculated into the whole obsessively-needing-to-find-out-about-the-true-shape-of-Regulus’-birthmark thing, was the whole lot of stretched out, perfect pale skin for him to manage on his path to victory.

His knees buckle at the sight of sharp collarbones and defined shoulder, lean muscle and rosy nipples. James can’t help the whine ripping from his throat before he dives forward to get his tongue on him.

So overwhelmed, barely knows where to start and almost loses sight from his actual goal when Regulus moans openly, bucking his hips forward into James’ as he sucks heavily at the hinge of his jaw.

Pulls Regulus readily into the motion, palms on the scorching skin of his waist when James is reminded what awaits him on the backside of Regulus torso.

The birthmark.

A conversation he’d half overheard, half spied on while on his way back to the castle from Quidditch practice last week.

“Mmh,” Pandora had chimed from where she was fiddling with a long curl of white-blonde hair, bent closely over Regulus exposed back from where his jumper was rucked up to his shoulder blades, “I still think it looks rather like a star…a shooting star.”

“No, I’m telling you,” Crouch’s voice, some shuffling, “It looks exactly like the branches of that one poisonous plant Slughorn made us write 8 fucking inches on last year in detention. Remember, Ev?”

“Eh,” Rosier makes a disagreeable noise, sentence muffled through his mouth full of candy, “I really don’t remember them being so spiky.”

And James is naturally curious and it’s Regulus so, obviously, he’s itching out of his skin. Teeth clean through a bottom lip sting, an never relenting itch and James is going to die if he doesn’t find out soon.

Preferable by himself and with his own eyes and hands. Maybe his tongue.

He spins them around, hiking Regulus thighs up and around his hips in one smooth motion and blindly stumbles over to his bed, continuing to bite at Regulus’ mouth.

They land on the mattress with a thump and James proceeds to manhandle Regulus up to the middle of it and crawl over him. He looks like pure sin, lips kiss bitten and face flushed, breathing heavily James can feel it against the lower half of his face.

What’s next is a haze of pulling at each other’s clothes and discarding the offending fabric carelessly. James is so busy sucking marks into Regulus previously unblemished skin that he doesn’t realize the hand Regulus is slyly working between then until he gropes James through his underwear, so unexpected and perfect pressure it’s making his voice catch on a high-pitched whine in response.

“Jamie,” Regulus urges and then he’s mumbling the lubrication spell and prodding a slick finger against Regulus’ entrance.

He’s mind-bendingly tight and when Regulus mewls, clenching around the first intrusion of knuckle, James can’t help but bend down and suck his stiff cock into his mouth as well.

Regulus keens and writhers and quakes against the sheets while James is thoroughly opening him up and even past Regulus second round of pleading and insisting he’s ready.

When all James does after Regulus leaves another litany of “Please, please, Jamie, I’m ready. Need- need you to fuck me. Please, Merlin, need you inside, feel so empty, I’m, aah—” is crook the tips of his fingers upwards, Regulus seemingly takes on a more devious path.

Fights to not let his eyes flutter closed and eyebrows knit in concentration and mixed with pleasure Regulus looks so fucking sexy right under him, James is distracted until suddenly Regulus is sucking his ring and middle finger into his mouth and lavishing his tongue around them sloppily. Slips them back out and dribbles some more spit onto them, just in case.

Blinks most of the glaze away and looks James right in the eyes, voice derailingly sweet, “Wasn’t there something you needed to find out, baby?”

James curses and then he’s slicking himself up with Regulus’ spit and lining himself up to push in.

Regulus is excruciatingly hot inside, wet and satiny-soft and then he’s bottoming out and Regulus all but snarls, biting into James’ neck like he can’t help himself.

James allows himself to find a rhythm, let Regulus get used to him around his length, moaning from the obscene mix of slapping skin and Regulus grunts and breathy moans.

And then he pulls out and grabs Regulus by the crooks of his knees before he can protest and flips.

It’s a glorious sight. Regulus propped up on his knees, ass up, puffy open hole clenching needily around nothing as Regulus whines into the sheets where his face is smushed into his forearms and pillow. Back long and slim, spine dotting little hills, the dimples above his tailbone and then—

The birthmark.

It’s a reddish tone, slightly raised and about as big as a paw of a cat.

Straight, jagged outlines almost and James sees clearly where Pandora thought of a shooting star as he mindlessly pushes back into Regulus ’ slick hole.

Puts one hand to the small of Regulus’ back, thumb from that position able to graze the edges of the wonderful mark, and wraps the fingers of his other over Regulus’ nape to hold him down while he picks up into a steady pace, angling his hips and trying for—

“Aah, fuck! Mmh, Jamie, please—”

He lets Regulus babble for another few moments, in which he relentlessly hits his prostate, letting him sink lower into his delirious pleasure, to give himself more time to think about what shape the mark takes on.

But James doesn’t get even a resemblance of an idea, not even a glimpse of a clear thought, digging his nails into the soft give of Regulus’ waist harshly until he spills another raspy groan that has James cock twitch inside.

Frustrated and then he nearly misses it over his heavy breathing and the blood rushing through his ears, “James, d’you wanna—”

Regulus cuts himself off with another moan as James pounds back in but James wants to know what he was gonna say so he abandons his hold and instead clenches his fist into the softest dark curls, slinks his free arm around Regulus’ middle and yanks.

“Ngh-Aah, Jamie—”

“Tell me,” James nearly doesn’t recognize his own voice from how wrecked it sounds. “C’mon, love.”

It comes out high and breathy, rushed, barely audible if James wasn’t right behind him, grinding and thrusting his hips persistently into Regulus wet heat, “Wanna know what I think the shape looks like?”

And, Godrick, who allowed his voice to sound like that.

“What is it, love? Share with me.”

And Regulus turns his head sluggishly, looking debauched and glassy eyed and ruined when he breathes, “Antlers.”

All James can do is moan brokenly and let his forehead fall onto Regulus’ shoulder as his hips stutter deep inside of him, spilling his release.

His hips jerk until he’s spent and Regulus is full, but he’s still painfully hard, bobbing against his stomach untouched and not having come yet.

And, really, if James doesn’t get to inspect the birthmark again, closely now, after that revelation he is going to implode.

So he carefully slips out of Regulus, murmurs soothing words while he nudges him to the side to have space to lay down and then pull him to sit over his mouth, facing away.

Wraps a hand around Regulus front to find his leaking cock and pumps him deftly while eating his own cum trickling out of Regulus’ ass and gazing up at the pale expanse of back above him.

Tilting his head just a bit, swiping his thumb over Regulus’ tip and squeezing lightly at the head and does that again, steady pulses until Regulus is shaking with it, right before he tenses and comes undone on James’ chest.

Kisses softly on the crease of Regulus’ thigh as he caresses a reverent touch over the red mark that does indeed resemble the Prongs he’s only all too familiar with.

#i’m LATE to this #you wouldn’t believe the amount of beef i had with this prompt #almost 1k of James waxing useless poetry #but we’re HERE finally we Made it and it’s <smut3 so fuck yeah #jegulus #jegulus fic #microfic #lune’s tiny fic #starchaser #sunseeker

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cheese-water · 4 months

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My favorite thing about the Sunny and Leo egg beef is that it’s so fucking real. We’ve all had that one kid that our parents or siblings expect us to be besties with but just didn’t care for them at best and couldn’t stand them at worst. Or a time when our parents’ friends are over and they brought their kid so we have to play together even though they’re unbearable. Or even a classmate that simply annoyed us by existing that we’re forced to invite because of our parents.

These definitely aren’t the kindest or the most emotional mature of thoughts but it’s the truth, especially for young child. And as someone who was once a confident, bossy, self-proclaimed princess themself, some kids were definitely off put by my presence. However, I’d say that more people annoying the fuck out of me in comparison.

#qsmp #qsmp eggs #qsmp leonarda #qsmp sunny #qsmp sunnysideup #take that as you will lmaoooo #I was so bossy as a baby it was amazing #for me at least #anyway hot take leo isn’t a bully and sunny isn’t defenseless #A lot of the arguments I see about bully leo is based on information that leo wouldn’t canonically know #like how would she know sunny hates gross things #Leo genuinely thinks sunny started the beef she’s not beating up sunny for fun like please #Also when sunny is in the mood she can fucking clap back and I’m not sorry she has self respect #she’s so iconic that even some doozers in chat said we’re like “damn I know what side I’m on but she kinda cooked”#yap yap yap

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dearreader · 9 days

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this is so fucking insane. the fact that kendrick didn’t even say millie bobby browns name and he just brought it up already says a lot. AND the fact that he’s openly saying that drake wouldn’t be the name you’d see on a sex offender registry because it’s not his legal name isn’t the slam dunk he thinks it is

#we’re watching the end of this man’s career #kelly babels #rap beef

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radioves · 2 years

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its quite shrimple actually

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agent13thepretender · 1 year

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It’s official: Ryan and Shane have ruined ghost hunting shows for me.

I am trying to watch the new show on Netflix ‘28 Days Haunted’ and I am just bored to tears. Everything is too convenient, responses are too quick, everyone is too serious, and it’s just no where near as fun. I would’ve loved it before BFU but now…nah.

Give me a scaredy cat believer and lanky goofy skeptic anytime and everytime. Can’t wait for Ghost Files season 2!!!

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Yeah I totally think this show is bull.

#ghost files #ryan beef boy bergara #ryan bergara #shane madej #Shane long legs madej #bf unsolved #buzzfeed unsolved #supernatural #bfu supernatural #skeptic believer over here hi 🙋🏻‍♀️#I believe we’re called fence straddlers #28 days haunted #right off the bat OMG I THERES A LITTLE GIRL I CAN SENSE IT #SOMETHING DOESNT WANT US HERE #NGL I’ve gotten feelings like that too #specifically from a house we were checking out #got all the bad vibes #yet somehow I immediately got turned off from this show when they started talking about oooooh I sense something bad happened here #like no kidding dude really?

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harbingerofsoup · 5 hours

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actually i lied, i want to swing a baseball bat at the wasp nest that is bummy shippers (they’re being annoying so they get a ship name to reflect that) since apparently they can’t just enjoy their ship

anyone else noticing that they’re starting to have big “shut up and be grateful for what you get, queers” energy when it comes to folks still wanting eddie to be queer??

normally i like to leave my notps alone, but they’re literally everywhere and the things they’re saying are leaning a little in the yikes direction

#911 abc #buddie #evan buckley #eddie diaz #also i’ve heard they’re calling buck ‘evan’ now #which feels wrong #honestly #im blaming this on 911 having a larger mainstream audience than most shows that circulate in these parts of the internet #so we’re getting weird reactions to stuff that’s basically the foundation #such as over-analyzing media #pushing for even more queer characters #not jumping ship just because of what’s *currently* happening in canon #crying #i just wanted to go into the 911 tag to see if anyone was talking about this weeks bobby centric episode #but no #just the bummies spending more time beefing than actually talking about the ship they supposedly love so much

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apostaterevolutionary · 20 days

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Moving some of my domesticated bacteria into a new enclosure (eating yogurt)

#yogurt is my life now #gotta beef up the gut flora to heal the stomach wound they say #so I’ve got yogurt I’ve got kefir we’re having a stomach garden party #the only thing I’m missing is kombucha but I don’t like kombucha so lmao #also I think the fizz would be an issue anyway #text #misc #shut up nerd #food mention /

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thegameartist03 · 24 days

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Trust me~

figuring designs out for the rest of the cast, turns out Swan is also really fun to draw. sketchbook doodles and a Beef i drew from memory under the cut!

#gamma’s art #phantom of the paradise #potp #potp swan #potp beef #i did too many doodles in the notes app and now it’s crashing whenever i try to draw lol #so now we’re using… *checks notes* Freeform

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spacemancharisma · 7 months

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this thing

will not stop trying to steal my wife

#my spouse works from home so he’s with the bunny all day when I’m out #and because of this the rabbit Bonded with him and not me #like he knows I’m part of the colony and we’re family but he considers my husband his mate #and he knows that I Also consider my husband my mate #and because of this he has this fucking beef with me #like I’m just trying to love my beautiful tiny rabbit son and he thinks I’m stealing his man #personal #oliver 🐰

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simplydm · 3 months

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So the real question is, did big salmon invent emails in Minecraft

#we’re back to big salmon now #bc beef got an email from them #I’m going to just say they invented email a #hc10

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pauls1967moustache · 9 days

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how do you think john the hip hop fan would feel about kdot vs drizzy? euphoria still stands so strong on its own and i can only imagine john being like, and they thought how do you sleep was mean.

Drake, just on a universal personality level, is lame and sucks so bad so John, much like everyone else with common sense, would be team Kendrick, naturally. But also I’m glad I now have a platform to rant about one Drake’s lesser but deeply annoying crimes tumblr users may not know about:

Oh did your inflated streaming numbers from your 30 track album beat out the organic chart records the Beatles set in the 60s with nothing but radio and album sales, you arrogant little shit???

#my coworker who’s locked in on this beef said the reason it started was Drake doing shady business dealings on his so called friends #so I can see John empathising with the Kendrick camp in general #drake doesn’t really have an integrity or realness as a person which John would simply never respect #also Kendrick’s just a better lyricist because he’s actually intelligent which John would also obviously fuck with #I’m not even a Drake hater like that. I bop to hold on we’re going home. I just think he deserves to experience ego death.#AND—crucially—euphoria is really funny!#asks #John Lennon the hip hop fan

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yondiii · 12 days

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i’m sorry yall but idk if ill be able to post the full story this week

my friend is after getting caught up in STUPID TEENAGE GIRL BEEF THAT LITERALLT STARTED BC OF A STORY

like idk why people get so mad over silly things but i can post the fic in chapters bc it’s really long rn

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meraus · 3 months

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I hope next season either Buck or Chimney gets scammed by a fortune teller with the other being the only one in the station supporting it. I want hijinks to the point that they also drive the fortune teller up the wall.

#I just want hijinks in general tbh I love having fun #and I feel like those two are the most susceptible to psychic scams #chimney who has beef with a crow #and Buck who got hot read by a pretty girl and immediately fell for her #we’re not judging either of them btw that crow did act sus and that girl do be pretty #can we get this next season already im missing them #911 abc

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baconcolacan · 6 months

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Hello there! I've folllwing your blog since august and i just wanted you to know that i really like your art and your Stay AU you made with Tord

I distanted myself from the EW fandom for a while but i'm slowly getting into it for the nostalgia heh

And your Stay AU Tord inspired me to make my own take of Tord as well! I call him here the Crimson Soldier, i gave him a beard too 🤭 (the blonde lad with him is Penny, a very old EW i redesigned btw)

Anyways, i wish you the best! keep up the good job and have a nice day 👋

WAAGAGA HIII Thank you for liking the stuff I do!! ^^

And YAY MORE BEARDED TORDS TO GO AROUNDDD!!! I’m glad I was able to inspire someone, he looks pretty snazzy! :D

I wish you the best too!! I hope your day goes well ^^

#asks #lauriewildfree #same tho abt stepping back from the fandom #it seems super silly how people always seem to be fighting when we’re a small fandom as it is #its like having beef with your neighbor whose house is right next to yours #AWKWARD #I try to be kind in the fandom as much as I’m able to be #I dont know the lives people lead so its not my place to start up a fight with someone I barely know

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maxgovroom · 1 year

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ok so latest tea on the max-checo debacle is that prior to the mexico gp they had some *conversations* where basically checo proposed that max/the team would help him win the race because well…home race and all that. however, max just did not agree and said that the best driver should win it on track and that there would be no gifts (something he’s been saying for a while so who’s really surprised?) so apparently checo didn’t take this very well and that’s when he unfollowed him on instagram which matches up bc it’s around the time that he actually unfollowed him. all of this is brought to you by antonio felix da costa who was having a convo with max after the grand prix(there’s video of that) and told all this to a portuguese sports channel which makes this all the more chaotic

#honestly my friends i could not be enjoying this any more than i already am #we’re witnessing live beef between teammates #we have not seen this in years #i’m sat #max verstappen #checo perez #chestappen #red bull racing #rbr #formula 1 #f1

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