max winning his 9th race in a row in changing conditions and with safety car restarts is something i can only describe as poetic

i’ve overdosed on norstappen content this weekend sorry if i’ve been absent this has been too much for my heart to handle and i’ve just been in my room curled up in a ball watching gifs and sobbing uncontrollably, hope you can understand.

qualifying press conference, austrian gp 2023

kevin saying he was obsessed with dinosaurs as a kid and esteban saying he can belly dance while max admits he was obsessed with flags and maps as a kid. there’s something about f1 drivers and unusual hobbies that i absolutely love.

not to be that person but we’re all well aware that jos doesn’t actually know shit about f1 right? like we’re not buying that shit that he taught max everything he needed to know to get into f1????

i think even max doesn’t think that because by now it’s very obvious that max has an innate talent for racing and all the shit jos did with him when he was a kid had a 50/50 chance on working for his actual career. was just thinking about this bc i saw a video of max guessing quotes from f1 drivers and he said that one of them was so dumb maldonado o grosjean must’ve said it…imagine his shock when it turned out to be a jos quote lol bro didn’t know what to say he was embarrassed

max saying that he didn’t expect lando to qualify so high and then correcting himself saying he didn’t expect mclaren to be there because actually he always expects lando to be high up i am going insane

bumper cars gp

Josef Newgarden, winner of the 107th running of the INDIANAPOLIS 500, 2023. (Photo by Michael L. Levitt)

lil’ crown for the king 👑

max hitting every single wall available at the monaco track is actually so on character for him, he had enough of everyone fucking up his attempts and decided to go full terrorist

and we can at no point allow fernando to hold provisional pole this weekend bc the second he does lance will be in the wall lance will be IN the harbour

i’ve just learned that the red bull crew gifted max a red bull can with his drs actuator from the 2022 spain gp with an engraving that reads “drs…i have no fucking drs” and it’s the funniest thing ever

desperately need marc márquez and fabio quartararo to have better bikes so they can actually compete against all these bums

now that i think about it max definitely knew that he could equal seb’s win tally with red bull last sunday and that’s probably why he pointed at the #1 on his car just like slutty and confident seb would after he jumped off

ok so max said he’s upset with himself for messing up quali and that his minimum for the race is p2 so today is either gonna be a disaster or a masterclass in overtaking

my god just look at that waist