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radioves · 1 year

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its quite shrimple actually

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hauntedbagelpizzacroissant · 2 years

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I listened to the non-remix team star diss track the other day and I was absolutely whiplashed to not hear like-like-a xylophone set on automatic

#the elybeatmaker remix just hits different #doc monster is a savage with technical skill and crazy vocal acrobatics #im a legend of the nho with etho beef and double o docmc is coming for you sevenfold #we got rendog and other firemen to douse the flames that you shoot at this leviathan iskall can try again #hermitcraft #hermitcraft season 6 #hermitcraft season six #docm77 #mcyt

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the-arcade-doctor · 1 year

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NOW PLAYING: HERMITGANG

Docm77: Listen Grian Nobody touches my bush You're done

Docm77: It all started when Grian touched my redstone He played himself like a xylophone set on automatic Doc Monster is a savage, with technical skills And crazy vocal acrobatics I’m a legend of the NHO, with Etho, Beef and Double O (Mmmhhhmmmm) DocMC is coming for you sevenfold Got Rendog and other firemen To douse the flames that you shoot at this leviathan Iskall can try again

Welsknight: Yo, you think I'm in hiding, I'm just biding my time Putting pen to paper, coming up with rhymes We’re the star-studded group that got together just to crush you Once we start something you know we're gonna see it through I'm the knight, the soldier who brings the fight at first light Y'all had to incite, so now I gotta indict You're guilty of getting murdered with words Y'all are out-gunned, go home nerds

Xisumavoid: Wohoo

Rendog: Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang

FalseSymmetry: If you think you can stop the symmetry, that's false G Team is dialing for help, but I'm ignoring their calls And when their bodies dissolve, you’ll know that False’s on a killing spree Try to stop my PVP and perish painfully I'm the queen of hearts, heads and body parts Your diamond armor can’t compare to my martial arts I'll send a poison dart, to make you breathe your final breath G Team's name will be the only thing left Xisumavoid: yeah

ImpulseSV: Caffeinated, animated, redstone innovator My behavior's crazy, can’t phase me, impulse is never lazy (Uh) Tango, why would you betray me (what), now my scope is aiming Better run for cover from all the ghast balls that I be taming (What) Without a sound, without no hesitation, my creations are amazing Better watch your step or the G Team will end up blazing Who's the better team? There is no controversy But before it's said and done you'll be begging us for mercy

Xisumavoid: alright Rendog &

FalseSymmetry: Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang

Xisumavoid: X gone give it to ya, I'm gone give it to ya X gone give it to ya, WHAT Lyrical boxing, dropping blows on all my foes And the G Team they're looking unclean needing some sunscreen Getting burnt by words to hurt this herd of nerds It's absurd how my rhymes got them injured Danger, danger I got lasers to cut 'em up like razors It's flexin' season and I got flavor Their weak defenses like trenches and fences That these dense heads are presenting They're presenting them alright, they're not very good I could walk over that, I could jump over that I could use an ender pearl I could use my elytra Come on G Team, jeez

Docm77: Yo, I don't know what to say Um, let me think

All: Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang

Rendog: Now I'm back, got some things I wanna say (Yeah) Whats the letter that starts the alphabet, Ay Ladies gotta get in line, the diggity's be on the way (Kiff) Cleo dont know who she freaking with (Ooh) All the signs say to notify her next of kin This diggity dog be dropping bombs, nothing but hits (Ay) Spit that rhyme again (brrr), 'cause the message is I can mumble rap and still be the best there is (Woo-ah)

All: Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang

Mumbo Jumbo: Oh you wanted me to do a verse? I'll have to check with G Team- I mean uh, I'd have to, I'll have to check with my schedule And see if I can...see if I'm able to do that sort of thing I'm a busy guy... I'd have to do a verse, You know. BANANAS. You know, I'd have to do a verse. BANANAS. BANANAS. BANANAS. BANANAS. I just don't know if its a good idea for me to be part of this song...

[ J:\\ THAT'S A WHOLE LOTTA WORDS. ]

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smelling-fishy · 2 years

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it all started when grian touched my redstone he played himself like a xylophone set on automatic doc monster is a savage, with technical skills and crazy vocal acrobatics im a legend of the nho, with etho, beef and double o docmc is coming for you sevenfold got rendog and ,hello jon apologies for the deception,

#this post is litterally nothing. Im just saying words recreationally #vaugely inspired by the tma and hermit crossover that's been happening but really. im just typing at you people #I love. words

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areus-in-a-little-cave · 2 years

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I’m supposed to be writing sanduo angst instead I’m it all started when Grian touched my redstone he played himself like a xylophone set on automatic, doc Monster is a savage, with technical skill and crazy vocal acrobatics im a legend of the NHO, with etho, beef and double O DocMC is coming for you sevenfold got rendog and other firemen to douse the flames that you shoot at this leviathan, iskall can try again You think I'm in hiding, I'm just biding my time Putting pen to paper, coming up with rhymes We're the star-studded group that got together just to crush you Once we start something you know we're gonna see it through I'm the knight, the Soldier who brings the fight at first light Y'all had to incite, so now I gotta indict You're guilty of getting murdered with words Y'all are out-gunned, go home nerds Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang if you think you can stop the symmetry, that's false g team is dialing for help, but im ignoring their calls and when their bodies dissolve, you'll know that falseys on a killing spree try to stop my pvp and perish painfully im the queen of hearts, heads and body parts your diamond armor can't compare to my martial arts ill send a poison dart to make you breathe your final breath g team's name will be the only thing left Caffeinated, animated, redstone innovator My behavior's crazy, can't phase me, impulse is never lazy Tango, why would you betray me, now my scope is aiming Better run for cover from all the ghast balls that I be taming Without a sound, without no hesitation, my creations are amazing Better watch your step or the G Team will end up blazing Who's the better team, there is no controversy But before it's said and done you'll be begging us for mercy Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang X gone give it to ya, Im gone give it to ya X gone give it to ya, WHAT Lyrical boxing, dropping blows on all my foes And the G Team theyre looking unclean needing some sunscreen Getting burnt by words to hurt this herd of nerds Its absurd how my rhymes got them injured DANGER DANGER I got lasers to cut em up like razors Its flexin season and I got flavor Their weak defenses like trenches and fences That these dense heads are presenting They're presenting them alright, they're not very good I could walk over that, I could jump over that, I could use an ender pearl I could use my elytra Come on G Team, jeeze. Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Now im back, got some things I wanna say Whats the letter that starts the alphabet, Ay Ladies gotta get in line, the diggity's be on the way Cleo dont know who shes freaking with All the signs say to notify her next of kin This diggity dog be dropping bombs, nothing but hits Spit that rhyme again again, cause the message is I can mumble rap and still be the best there is Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Oh you wanted me to do a verse? I'll have to check with G Team- I mean uh, I'd have to, I'll have to check with my schedule And see if I can...see if I'm able to do that sort of thing I'm a busy guy... I'd have to do a verse. You know. BANANAS. You know. I'd have to do a verse. BANANAS. BANANAS BANANAS. BANANAS. I just don't know if its a good idea for me to be part of this song really...

#areus rambles #long post

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pawpunkao3 · 4 years

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@tomcatacaphe remember when u said “is there a hermit gang edited with naughty words”?

WELL THERE IS NOW

Behold, the worst thing ever! Viewer discretion is advised, the lyrics below contain references to drugs, violence, blood, death, sex, degrading language, and of course lots of swearing!

[Intro: Docm77]

Listen Grian

No one fucks with my shit

You're done (You're done, you're done)

[Verse 1: Docm77]

it all started when Grian touched my laughing gas,

He played himself like a fucking double bass,

No I won’t forgive that

Doc Monster is a savage,

Rip you to shreds with blades and vocal acrobatics

I'm a legend of the NHO, with Etho, Beef and Double O

DocMC will kick your ass sevenfold

You fuckin shrimps ain’t got a chance in this game

Try’na shoot at this leviathan?

You’re gonna have to die again

[Verse 2: Wels]

Yo

You think I'm in hiding, I'm just biding my time

Can’t rush it when I write these kickass rhymes

We're the star-studded group that got together just to crush you

Think you can split us up? Our response is “fuck you!”

I'm the knight, the soldier who brings the fight at first light

Y'all had to incite, so now I gotta indict

You're guilty, gonna go to the electric chair

Unless you give up now. Go home, squares

Wohoo

[Chorus: All]

Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang

[Verse 3: False]

If you think you can stop the symmetry, that's false

G-Team is screaming for help, but I'm ignoring their calls

And when their bodies dissolve, you'll know that False's on a killing spree

Got no chance to fight or flee, you’ll perish painfully

I'm the queen of hearts, body parts, and sass

Your armor can't stop my martial arts, I’ll kick your ass

Prepare for death,

‘Cause I’ll make you breathe your final breath

Your blood on the floor will be the only thing left

Yeah

[Verse 4: Impulse]

I’m the high-class, badass, redstone innovator

My behavior's crazy, can't phase me, Impulse is never lazy (Uh)

Tango, why would you betray me?

Now my scope is aiming

Better run for cover from all the hell that I’ll be raising (What)

Without a sound, without no hesitation, my creations are astounding

Better watch your step or be vaporized where you’re standing

Who's the better team? C’mon, that’s not a fair fight

But before it's said and done you'll be begging for your lives (All right)

[Chorus: All]

Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang

[Verse 5: Xisuma]

X gon' give it to ya,

I gon' give it to ya

X gon' give it to ya, what

Fuck the G-Team, might take that slightly more literally

Got some hotties I’d prefer to bang than defeat

That’s a nice ass, hate to have to hand it to ya

But that’s what my team demands I do to ya

Danger, danger

And these lasers gon’ be cruel

It's flexin season, try not to drool

Your weak defenses won’t protect ya

Better come to our side, time to defect, yeah

[Bridge: Xisuma ]

Why’s everyone looking at me like that?

I’m not going to actually fuck them

I guarantee you Ren’s gonna say something even more graphic

And nobody’s gonna accuse him of- oh whatever

[Chorus: All]

Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang

[Verse 5: Rendog]

Listen up to me, ‘cause you fuckin’ know you have ta (Yeah)

What letter starts the Greek writing system? Alpha!

Ladies bend over, this dog’s got time for every bitch

Cleo don't know who she’s fuckin’ with! (Ooh)

All the signs say to notify her next of kin

This diggity dog be dropping bombs, nothing but hits (Ayy)

Come pick your partners up (Brrr), 'cause the message is

I can top or bottom and still be the best there is (Woo-ah)

[Chorus: All]

Hermit Gang, Hermit Gang

#hermitcraft #hermitgang #think of the children #team star

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jwi99 · 5 years

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my mind at any given moment: it all started when Grian touched my redstone he played himself like a xylophone set on automatic, Doc Monster is a savage, with technical skill and crazy vocal acrobatics im a legend of the NHO, with etho, beef and double O DocMC is coming for you sevenfold got Rendog and other firemen to douse the flames that you shoot at this leviathan, Iskall can try again. you think I'm in hiding, I'm just biding my time putting pen to paper, coming up with rhymes we're the star-studded group that got together just to crush you once we start something you know we're gonna see it through I'm the knight, the soldier who brings the fight at first light y'all had to incite, so now I gotta indict you're guilty of getting murdered with words y'all are out-gunned, go home nerds Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang-

#hermitcraft #micah.txt

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areus-in-a-little-cave · 2 years

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oh wait I still have a submission to waste hold on

it all started when Grian touched my redstone he played himself like a xylophone set on automatic, doc Monster is a savage, with technical skill and crazy vocal acrobatics im a legend of the NHO, with etho, beef and double O DocMC is coming for you sevenfold got rendog and other firemen to douse the flames that you shoot at this leviathan, iskall can try again Wels: You think I'm in hiding, I'm just biding my time Putting pen to paper, coming up with rhymes We're the star-studded group that got together just to crush you Once we start something you know we're gonna see it through I'm the knight, the Soldier who brings the fight at first light Y'all had to incite, so now I gotta indict You're guilty of getting murdered with words Y'all are out-gunned, go home nerds

Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang if you think you can stop the symmetry, that's false g team is dialing for help, but im ignoring their calls and when their bodies dissolve, you'll know that falseys on a killing spree try to stop my pvp and perish painfully im the queen of hearts, heads and body parts your diamond armor can't compare to my martial arts ill send a poison dart to make you breathe your final breath g team's name will be the only thing left

Caffeinated, animated, redstone innovator My behavior's crazy, can't phase me, impulse is never lazy Tango, why would you betray me, now my scope is aiming Better run for cover from all the ghast balls that I be taming Without a sound, without no hesitation, my creations are amazing Better watch your step or the G Team will end up blazing Who's the better team, there is no controversy But before it's said and done you'll be begging us for mercy

Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang X gone give it to ya, Im gone give it to ya X gone give it to ya, WHAT Lyrical boxing, dropping blows on all my foes And the G Team theyre looking unclean needing some sunscreen Getting burnt by words to hurt this herd of nerds Its absurd how my rhymes got them injured DANGER DANGER I got lasers to cut em up like razors Its flexin season and I got flavor Their weak defenses like trenches and fences That these dense heads are presenting

They're presenting them alright, they're not very good I could walk over that, I could jump over that, I could use an ender pearl I could use my elytra Come on G Team, jeeze.

Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang

Now im back, got some things I wanna say Whats the letter that starts the alphabet, Ay Ladies gotta get in line, the diggity's be on the way Cleo dont know who shes freaking with All the signs say to notify her next of kin This diggity dog be dropping bombs, nothing but hits Spit that rhyme again again, cause the message is I can mumble rap and still be the best there is Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang

Oh you wanted me to do a verse? I'll have to check with G Team- I mean uh, I'd have to, I'll have to check with my schedule And see if I can...see if I'm able to do that sort of thing I'm a busy guy... I'd have to do a verse. You know. BANANAS. You know. I'd have to do a verse. BANANAS. BANANAS BANANAS. BANANAS. I just don't know if its a good idea for me to be part of this song really...

#submission #areus rambles #long post

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areus-in-a-little-cave · 2 years

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it all started when Grian touched my redstone he played himself like a xylophone set on automatic, doc Monster is a savage, with technical skill and crazy vocal acrobatics im a legend of the NHO, with etho, beef and double O DocMC is coming for you sevenfold got rendog and other firemen to douse the flames that you shoot at this leviathan, iskall can try again You think I'm in hiding, I'm just biding my time putting pen to paper, coming up with rhymes we're the star-studded group that got together just to crush you once we start something you know we're gonna see it through I’m the knight, the Soldier who brings the fight at first light y'all had to incite, so now I gotta indict you're guilty of getting murdered with words y'all are out-gunned, go home nerds Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang Hermit Gang

#areus rambles

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