Imagine the batkids using incredibly absurd objects as units of measurement to confuse the people around them:
Jason: Oh wow! The closet space in this room is huge!
Jason: You could fit like– three average-sized male bodies in here.
Bruce:
Jason, tearing up: It's perfect.
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Damian: I think this watchtower room is inadequate. If you multiplied Batcow's surface area by 16, she would not fit in here.
JL: ???
Damian: It is unacceptable.
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Dick, at a crime scene that took place inside a mansion: The infrastructure of this place is impressive! Especially the main hall. I'd live here!
Cop: Uh-why?
Dick: It has enough space to fit Batman's dinosaur at least 4 times!
Cop: His-his what? Batman's what??
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TW: Minor Gore and Blood (Under cut)
HAPPY (late) HALLOWEEN WITH THE FAZCULE FAM
Minor-Gore Version under here
So yeahhhh I planned on drawing smth for the spooky season but school popped up lmao. You can see the references with this with like ghost Bonnie by @freddys-ass and Zombie Monty but also Freddy as Dreadbear and Gregory dressed as a mad scientist, although I wanted to make it seem like the "Doctor Rabbit/GGY" thing
But also, this whole thing also references Freddys-ass' halloween prompt from last year as well!! ASS IF YOU'RE READING THIS HI BUD YOU ARE GREAT AND SUPER COOL ALSO YOUR BOY WAS STRESSFUL TO BLEND THE COLORS BUT HE'S SO EPIC!!!!
Anyways that's all from me,
HAPPY (late) HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!!!
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i want to be more than your mistake.
[ID : a digital painting, done in shades of murky green and yellow, of a drone with shoulder-length shaggy hair wearing a tattered jacket over a sweater. it is kneeling, hunched over and looking disheveled, one hollowed eye looking up at the viewer in a desperate manner. its right arm has been destroyed, replaced with a sort of cage around the barrel of a cannon, stray wires sticking out from between the bars. a wire tail curls behind it with a needle for a stinger, a tube connecting to the vial of corrosive venom severed and dripping yellowish acid. dark liquid drips from its mouth, splattered over its arm, its fingers stained and the cage of its arm covered in the substance. there is a spiky halo behind its head, illuminating it from behind while its front is cast in shadow, almost hiding the stains. end id]
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ok so i did something a little deranged and silly while relistening to malevolent. the brainworms are still worming
i wrote down every single scarring injury that arthur (oathur lol) gains over the course of the pod. idk why im like this. i was thinking this would be useful if i ever decided to make fanart. a thing i never do. it's specifically the stuff i think would leave scars. im sure he left the end of 40 bloodied but he's not injured in any *specific* ways
behind a cut for spoilery reasons, listed by episode. use this for whatever 🤷🏾
4: stabbed in the stomach
9: shot twice in the gut. shot once in the chest. (healed by the wraith)
12. severe burn on left arm. bitten? on the stomach by amphibian monster's stomach
13. left wooden pinkie ✨ and dark root veins (started to turn dark and red in 15)
15. skin torn off face on the right side across eye. i figure this would have some scaring
17. deep cut on bicep from rock
20. right tibia and femur snaaaaped. throat cuuuut. (healed by kanye)
25. uncle rips a piece of ear off
26. chuck of wood stabbed into arm near shoulder
27. stabbed through back out through his stomach. ouch
34. ok so this one is fun because the butcher says he shot arthur in the shoulder but, as far as i noticed, its never mentioned again lol
that's it for now! let me know if you think i missed any. I'm definitely going to keep this up during the rest of the show because i love my weird little notebook lol (it also has a page of questions i have that im sure will be answered eventually but that i want to keep track of)
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