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kipper-face-penny-bottle · 3 months

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Oscar Montoya’s ability to show up, immediately understand the assignment, and take initiative is UNREAL.

#amazing that he pulled off saying fighting words to Brennan’s face like that #Rue making the wager in ACOFAF energy 24/7 #game changer #dropout #dimension 20 #acofaf #oscar montoya #brennan lee mulligan #bleem #dropout tv

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nhr6drtxzah · 1 year

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sexy-sapphic-sorcerer · 2 months

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My dad's lack of media comprehension serves as a fascinating litmus test for gay subtext. He "didn't pick up on any gay breadcrumbs" between Stede and Ed until the moment they kissed, but he knew that Will Byers was gay just from "it's not my fault you don't like girls" in series 3. It took him way too long to realise that there was something fruity going on in Killing Eve, but he fully believed that Sherlock and John ended up together

#my friends were making wagers on when he would clue in to ofmd and I would send them updates like:#“we just got to calico jack saying “ed and I have had our dalliances” and dad called it “an accurate depiction of complex male friendship”#ofmd #our flag means death #gentlebeard #stranger things #byler #killing eve #villaneve #bbc sherlock #johnlock

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theforsakenprince · 16 days

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give me a story all about hope and I will be unwell about it for free

#destiny is so good. reread The Wager again which is fatal #because it will have me staring at the ceiling going. man....

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deepwaterwritingprompts · 3 days

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Deep Water Challenge

Hello all weird and wonderful writers! This week, I thought it might be fun to host a mini-challenge where we turn the tables, and I give YOU a request.

Time to try your hand at micro-micro fiction. Write a 1-3 sentence prompt/'story', that has something to do with RAIN.

If participating, please add your submission either as a reblog or a comment on THIS POST, so we can keep all of them in one place and allow everyone else to look through them. On Friday May 17, I'll share my favorites in a separate post, tagging the authors.

As always, keep writing, and stay weird.

- L

#This mini experiment was brought to you by all the requests I get that actually just sound like full fledged prompts #please participate! there is no pressure and I would love to see what you come up with #if you guys don't like this sort of mini challenge #well nothing wagered nothing gained!#but id like to highlight more of other peoples work here #considering my standard ban on re blogging anything written for the prompts

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audliminal · 3 months

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I think the crux of what makes the rat grinders so damn rage-inducing is just. How fucking entitled their whole stance is. Like sure they've put in a lot of time! And frankly, if they were just trying to graduate, put in the work, and get out with average fucking grades that would be fine.

But instead the first thing we know about them is that they feel the treatment some people (the bad kids) get is unfair. And like. That's what makes it so frustrating when the revelation comes of what they've been doing for the last two years. Because in those two years they have risked nothing and helped no one. Killing rats in a trainee forest doesn't change anything. The rats are just there. They're not a threat to anyone, there isn't any danger. Nobody needs to be doing that.

Meanwhile, the bad kids have quite literally saved the world three fucking times. The number of people who have directly benefitted from the actions of the bad kids is astronomical! And they have risked so goddamn much in the process. They have repeatedly put everything they have and are on the line, with the only beneficial reward they've gotten being their grades. Hell, mostly their success has just resulted in them being burdened with more work!

So when these fucking rat grinders show up and start complaining that the bad kids are getting favored unreasonably, they and we all know how absolutely bullshit it is, because the reality is, the bad kids have put in so much more work than the rat grinders have, for barely any reward.

#dimension 20 #fantasy high junior year #also was anyone else kinda mad at the way gorthalax talked about three hours every day like it was an amazing amount of effort?#like im not doing that math right now but id wager if you actually looked at it the hours the bad kids habe put in are much fucking higher #like there was obviously more downtime in freshman year but for basically all of sophomore year they were always on-the-clock #even working in their fucking sleep like goddamn

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kneelingshadowsalome · 4 days

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More König story ideas in pics

Can I just say I love that snake/dragon suit.... I need to be a maiden who rocks a snake suit and then some crazy lovestruck man König arrives and is like "babe? why are you in a snake suit? oh well it doesn't matter you're perfect just the way you are :) :)"

#also the tree babe/nymph?#i'd wager she's kinda pissed!#“dude what are you doing that for this is my home”#könig the lonely logger falls in love the minute he sees her waltz out of that tree

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myfandomincolor · 1 month

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I know we're loving putting Astarion in Neil Newbon's flawless McQueen fit from the BAFTA Games Awards

But can I offer you Halsin in a tuxedo with the bear paw cufflinks à la Dave Jones' black tie ensemble?

tap/click and get that good quality!

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #halsin #bg3 halsin #bg3 baftas #myfandomincolor draws #fanart #you know halsin would hate a tux but I mean *gestures at him*#cut to 5 min after the event is over and halsin is a bear and jaheira is just like “you lasted much longer than I wagered”#uhuhu i love drawing tailored clothing #hair down halsin is hhhhhhhh #might have made myself sweat while drawing this #baldurs gate 3 #uhhh pretend the grey suit is black I just didn't wanna lose the linework #archdruid halsin #halsin silverbough

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innerslumber · 9 months

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(Please click on the images for full size and ease of reading)

Click here for the magazine transcript and an "After Interview " fic!

Title: Sharper Knives

Ship: Steve Rogers x Bucky Barnes

Rating: Mature

Square: N4 "Friendly Competition" August adoptable. @allcapsbingo

Tags: AU Modern - No Power, Mutual Pining, Friends to Lovers, Secret Relationship.

Summary: Steve and Bucky have been best friends since childhood and are seasoned actors. After many years, they finally got to make a movie together. Much thirsting ensues.

#stucky #steve x bucky #steve rogers #bucky barnes #Sharper Knives #Magazine article #After Interview fanfic #Images with transcripts #Interactive Media #This was super fun to make!#Steve and Bucky are extremely thirsty for each other #But who is going to win the cover wager???#fanfic

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zhouxiangs · 3 months

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way, you don't have to follow him.

#pit babe #pit babe the series #peteway #waypete #nut supanut #ping orbnithi #pitbabeedit #pbep12 #sasa gifs #something in seeing peteway standing next to each other and way being taller makes my brain go brrrr #the size kink i'll wager #let's pretend this doesn't look awful ok #it's not in here but way staring at pete before gif 3 after he says kenta was just following orders #makes you (me) think #was way having a 'oh he understands' moment there? mm

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wheredidhiseyebrowsgo · 13 days

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hey love your blog so much keep up the amazing work ❤️

i was trying to find this one fic when derek lives alone and scott and issac did like a mail order bride thing without telling dereks and it’s stiles but he doesn’t speak much english and he is sending money back to his dad.

been trying to find it for ages many thanks 🥰🥰

Anon says it's this one.

Ukochany by VincentMeoblinn

(15/15 I 34,121 I Explicit I Sterek)

Derek comes home to find a mail order husband and two amused betas waiting for him. When he realizes their prank was far from harmless he ends up saddled with a husband who barely speaks English but insists Derek is the love of his life. He’s also determined to win him over

#teen wolf #sterek #stiles stilinski #derek hale #arranged marriage #bets/wagers #misunderstanding

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twst-mer · 1 year

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#malleus draconia #gargoyle #twst #twisted wonderland #glorious masquerade #the caption on twitter is worse #because i lost a wager i didnt think i would lose #if you know you know #twitter crosspost #gargoyle x malleus #bye

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goldengirlgalaxy · 1 year

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DC X DP: King Danny shows up to help and then freaking Constantine tries to use his soul to pay for a favor and Danny just straight up looks at him and says: “Dude… your soul is like pocket change now, you broke the ghost economy and I fixed it by devaluating your soul, this sliver of soul is not worth more than a pack of gum and a clip”

Danny already has five slivers alone. Pretty much everyone he knows in the Zone has at least one, or has had one. Ellie has a lion's share of them after playing poker in a ghost casino she found in Vegas.

His human friends all have one, for Ancients' sake!

#dp x dc #dpxdc #dc x dp #danny phantom #dp x dc prompt #john constantine #my asks #This is what happens when you don't value your soul #No one else values it either #Ellie finds a lot of haunted locations in her travels #They're basically ghost hotels and resorts #I wonder if Constantine will try wagering other people's souls #Or go to the ghost casino to see if he can win back some of his soul

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isagrimorie · 5 months

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Seven of Nine Hijacking a Federation Starship (Voyager)

Episodes: Scorpion 2, The Gift, The Raven, Bliss

I love this scene in Picard S3. (One of the reasons I love this season!)

Tuvok and Seven have had this conversation many, many, many times before. Seven even looked like the most Seven in the last gif -- listening to Tuvok reprimand her for hijacking a Federation Starship or a shuttlecraft again.

#seven of nine #tuvok #i love them #science bffs #star trek picard #picard s3 #star trek voyager #my edit #startrekedit #star trek edit #voyageredit #picardedit #harry kim #b'elenna torres #the voyager crew #have a wager when seven tries to take over the ship again

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moderndaypandora · 1 year

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I love every "Death set Dream up with Hob on purpose" headcanon, and I love "actually I was planning to throw Chaucer at you but I can wing it pretty damn well and, once I heard Hob call me stupid, I knew, yeah that's going to be Dream's boyfriend". It takes a village (or an older sister) to get Dream a boyfriend.

Now, I'm picturing the entire Endless family blindsided when Dream comes to a family dinner like "I GOT MARRIED! LIKE TWO MINUTES AFTER THE LAST DINNER--" "That was a literal century ago?!"  "-- YEAH. WE'RE DOING A VOW RENEWAL."

Not a single sibling clocked this. Not even Destiny.

Destiny, out loud: it was an unlikely path in my book, so I didn't give it much attention  Destiny, in his head: honestly I started speed-reading/skimming through Dream's love life paragraphs because watching him crash and burn and cause massive body counts just seemed so... repetitive and predictable?

Death: knowing our brother, I was carefully managing my expectations and was just glad he was still doing the century meetups last time I'd checked. Good for him, managing to stay with somebody for a century, that outstrips his last relationship by ... like 7 decades. Kind of offended I wasn't invited to this wedding, kind of not planning to say anything?

Desire: At this point, I stick my fingers in my ears and go "lalalalalala" whenever I hear anything about Dream and want, either him wanting or somebody wanting him, because Death said I had to stop making fun of him for how disproportionate his Yearn to Act Ratio was, and any ammunition I can't use is just ... irritating. I figured if anything really changed, my twin would tell me about his descent into misery.

Despair: He was less miserable, but I assumed it was a fluke and he'd return to his normal equilibrium eventually. And it's not like my twin let me know he'd managed to successfully want AND obtain something?

Destruction is Sir Not Appearing In This Picture.

And Delirium had more important things to think about than her brother's sad love life, like would flying fish fired out of confetti cannons be considered birds until they landed?

Meanwhile all denizens of the Dreaming are never not aware that Dream is happily married, because the weather has been perfect for years and the throne room stained glass is some variation of Hob and Dream being lovey-dovey.

Lucienne: If I see them necking in the stacks ever again I will be forced to take action, and Lord Morpheus is aware of that fact, but we haven’t had a library flood in 103 years, so overall we’re pleased.

#silly nonsense #the sandman #dreamling #dream's love life is a car accident that everybody sees coming and either goes 'AGAIN?' or prepares popcorn for #and he's very aware of that fact #which is why he's like 'can we keep this private for a little while? not ashamed of you #just very aware of how my siblings will react. a lot of wincing and bet placing'#hob: your family places bets?#dream: yeah. destiny keeps a record of all wagers but doesn't take part since he's omniscient #hob: so isn't he already aware we're married?#dream: he's the one who taught me snitches get stitches #dream: and he errs on the side of 'if you don't already know #i shouldn't tell you'#(#destiny: mother didn't raise us to snitch #desire: mother didn't raise us at alll #)#dream: so he'll keep quiet because it's not his business #hob: alright but we're wearing wedding rings and if anybody asks we're not denying we're married #dream: [touched that hob's so emphatic that they're married]#idek what century this is happening in #it'd be funny if it's 18th or 19th #therefore there'd be no quarrel in 1889 #but if dream got fishbowled hob would be out for blood

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determunition · 9 months

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sometimes you just have to put old people in the most bonkers fashion you can find on pinterest

p03's of course got a combination of corny tech aesthetics and cowboy vibes (as soon as i saw those CD pants i knew i had to put him in them); mag's got an eye-searing cosmic 80's-core thing going on, as he should; grimora's rife with goth/punk statement pieces that were equal parts fun and annoying to draw; and leshy is a goblincore nightmare

i hope you all enjoy gazing upon these fashion crimes as much as i enjoyed throwing them together lmao

(pinterest boards for poe, mag, grimora, and leshy are linked here if you'd like to see my references, pieces that didn't make the cut, and also a handful of cursed vibe pics thrown in for good measure)

#inscryption #retyrement au #p03 inscryption #magnificus inscryption #grimora inscryption #leshy inscryption #i've had the world's most cursed pinterest boards for these guys sitting around for too long #now we all suffer the consequences of my actions #you probably haven't seen the last of the pics on those boards either #if something didn't work out for these pieces i'd wager i'll find an excuse to draw it another time lmao

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