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twst-mer · 2 years
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ガゴマレ
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nightowlqueen · 8 months
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Old man gets roasted by local kids.mp4
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bloomeng · 6 months
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saw someone edit izzy singing out of the scene between ed and stede and that just… i have a lot of critics of s2 but that was so far off the list it’s not even funny. the lack of media literacy continues to astound me. i never thought it wouldn’t be obvious why izzy singing a love song over that scene would be poignant.
israel hands— canonically in a onsided love affair with edward teach— embracing his true identity to sing a love song while letting go of the man he loves so that ed can give himself to another man, while simultaneously finding platonic love in the form of crew. this is arguably his most significant moment in his entire arc.
someone else mentioned in the comments that “they [ed and stede] weren’t allowed to have their scene.” which is so unfathomably ridiculous considering the whole show is about them?? it’s okay they can afford to share some screen time with the rest of the cast.
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faggotsonic · 11 months
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anyone who thinks this site is doing anything good with itself needs to remember that they took away The Fucking Pause Button on the video player like FUCKING WHY!!!!!!
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fuckyeahkarlach · 5 months
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"'How much worse could it get?'
Okay I really need this, ever since I realised that these two basically can’t be my companions at the same time 😭"
Art and Caption by Brush2h on Twitter.
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rosyblooom · 2 months
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losing ur interest | op81 smau
PAIRING: oscar piastri x fem best friend!reader WARNING(S): kinda angsty SUMMARY: oscar spent the better half of his teens and early twenties pining after his best friend, y/n, with no luck. however, by the time y/n finally sees him in a romantic light, his love is long gone.
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yourusername did i jump in the water fully clothed for my bestie only to get one nice shot?? yes yes i did that and u would do it too for a free dinner! 😌
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username she was an employee! and she was gonna get employee of the month period y/n !!!
yourusername yessir🫡 username 🤣🤣
username so... where is this picture you speak of🧍‍♀️
oscarpiastri 40 cad of food for 1 pic...😐
yourusername not my fault u're so unphotogenic x username oscar bby the public would like to see it pls 🤲🧎‍♀️
username prettyyyy
landonorris the camera guy always gets the short end of the stick smh guess who paid for my food🤨
yourusername uhm... so anyway the weather was soo nice😋 landonorris woow
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oscarpiastri Two best friends in a room, they might...
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username KISS OMG THEY MIGHT FUCKING KISS YESS PLS😭
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username AHHJKSH they're so cute omfg
username slowly realising best friends to lovers ain't ever gonna happen with these two😩
landonorris finally give photo credits???🤨
username oop yourusername never 😙❤️
username the way y/n didn't even like the post omg crying and fucking throwing up
username 😭😭 username sigh... nobody talk to me rn 😞
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f1gossipofficial Y/N L/N, Oscar Piastri's long-time childhood best friend, was spotted entering the paddock today! Despite being a fan favourite, she hasn't attended many races and tends to keep to herself.
Nevertheless, fans are thrilled to see Y/N supporting Piastri at this year's Australian Grand Prix!
Best of luck to all drivers today!
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username y/n on insta: 🤪😆🗣️ y/n at a gp: 🤐😊🙈
username LMAOO ...why is this me tho🥲 username she's so real for that lololol username ntm on my girl now, she's just shy🤣🫶
username it's so clear oscar's in love with her omg
username she's not tho☹️
username imagine if oscar wins today👀👀
username she looks so prettyyyyy <3
username ew she's just there for the money and fame🤢
username "long-term childhood best friend" what's not clicking??? yall just be saying anything smh
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[ caption: alright boys, time to get on ur zoom 🏎️ ]
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[ caption 1: When your best friend buys you pizza to make you feel better after a crash 😊 ] [ caption 2: Nevermind she dropped it 🤦‍♂️ Actually feeling worse now! ]
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A few months later...
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[ caption: the best type of mattress 😌 ]
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ynfanpage guys have you noticed how giddy and touchy y/n's become around oscar ever since his crash at the aus gp??? these are some pics she's posted since then👀👀👀
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username OMG YES IVE BEEN DYING TO TALK ABOUT IT
username what do you wanna bet she realised she was in love with osc that day??🥺
username IMAGINE. that would actually make so much sense!!! best friend to lovers at last omfg 😍🫶 username my nonna always said "sometimes u have to almost lose someone to realise how much they really mean to u"🥹
username Y/N IS IN THE FUCKING LIKES WTF‼️
username probably by accident🥲 username BUT WHAT IF IT'S NOT AN ACCIDENT??? maybe we'll get a hard launch soon omgg
username they're sooo dating lol
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oscarpiastri Made some new friends at the beach today :)
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username the vibes in these are immaculate🤩
yourusername same time, same place? :)❤️
landonorris where was my invite???
oscarpiastri Non-existent 😊 username lmaoo why are they like this🤣🤣
username is that y/n and osc in the third pic??🧐
username idk but lmk when u figure it out babes
lilyzneimer super fun! nice meeting you guys 💛
oscarpiastri You too 😆
username idk oscar responding to everybody but y/n's comment rubs me the wrong way...🤨
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yourusername beach x (ty lovely waiter for taking my pic for me)
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lilymhe prettiest! 💕
yourusername youuu <33
username where's oscarrrr
username she's so fake😒 how is she super shy at the gp and then so outgoing here smh??
username lmao maybe bc this is her own insta?? like duh she feels comfortable on her own page wtf
landonorris alone?🤨 where's your shadow
yourusername u're so...😭 username LMAOO referring to oscar as her shadow is crazy??💀💀 username i'm cryin🤣🤣
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[ caption: girls night in? yes, yes pls :) ]
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0:02 ㅇ──────────── 3:17
no part 2!
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love-belle · 8 months
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handsome, you're a mansion with a view !!!
*ੈ✩‧₊˚ in which their fans think that they're over but it's far from that.
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for when you start to build a life with them and plan to build all the others. ˚ ༘♡ ⋆。˚
warnings - language
author's note - posting this early bc OSCAR WON WOO FUCKING HOO!!?????!!!????!!!!!!!!! max 3x wdc SLAY SO SO AMAZING!!!!! anyways, i hope u like this, i love u stay hydrated <3
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yourusername that one taylor swift lyric about love and red
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username NO NO NO NO YOU DID NOT BREAK UP WHY DO U DO THIS TO ME
username babe what the FUCK is up with the caption
username im in RUINS bc of this whatcthefuck
lilymhe loving him was red?
-> yourusername i was thinking "i once believed love would be burning red" but that too!!!!!!
landonorris he's whining because i wouldn't give him his phone back
-> yourusername do it and you'll never ever ever meet my dog ever again
-> landonorris noted.
-> username lando doing god's work bc if i was charles i would DROP on the FLOOR if my ex was HER.
username my parents 💔💔💔💔💔💔
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paddock.club charles leclerc and y/n y/l/n were rumoured to have called it quits on their relationship of almost a year but this might not be true. the couple were seen locking lips in monaco, outside leclerc's apartment — where y/l/n is supposedly moving in. y/n and charles have yet to comment on their relationship status but we think that it is safe to assume that they are well and happy. for more details about the star couple of the formula one world, click on the link in our bio.
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username WHAT THE FUCK
username they think that they are solooooo hilarious
username im genuinely in shock rn i CRIED over NOTHING
username you're laughing. y/n and charles js trolled their entire fanbase and you're laughing.
username horny lying mfs 🫵🫵🫵
username ricky (charles and y/n) when i catch u ricky when i catch u
username us rn 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
username the sigh of relief that js left me
≡;- ꒰ °instagram stories ꒱
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yourusername handsome you're a mansion with a view
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username THE TSHIRT IM SCREECHING
username ISN'T IT ISN'T IT ISN'T IT
-> username DELICATE
username u are SO right ur reputation has NEVER been worse HOW COULD U DO THAT TO US
username delicate lyrics for charles im js gonna microwave a fork and use it to stab myself in the spleen excuse me
landonorris why would you do this
-> yourusername why not
-> landonorris WHY THOUGH
-> yourusername WHY NOT
charles_leclerc thanks for the t-shirt 😘
-> yourusername i speak nothing but the truth ☺️❤️
charles_leclerc view for forever now
-> yourusername couldn't be anymore blessed, i love you ❤️‍🩹☁️💐
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nouvellevqgue · 7 months
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WHO'S FRED? ✷ ﹙ MAX VERSTAPPEN﹚
SUMMARY: other than being his cat lady, his girlfriend got her master in halloween dress-up too.
A SEQUEL TO: MISS CRAZY CAT LADY. . .
₊˚⊹౨ৎ ⋆。✦
OCTOBER 29, 2022
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username WAIT IS THIS MAX'S CAT LADY???????
username hold up you
username no marc content????☹️☹️☹️
username can't believe max bagged her
⤷ maxverstappen1 i can't believe it too
⤷ username hold your heart eyes max
landonorris who's the joker? marc or max?
⤷ yourusername jimmy.
⤷ username 🙃
⤷ landonorris oh how i love the plot twist
sabrinacarpenter you look so pretty
sabrinacarpenter like wow
⤷ yourusername says the one who's prettier
maudeapatow i need us together again
⤷ yourusername set up the date, i'll come to you bbg
⤷ username maxverstappen1 look max she's doing it again
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oh look how cute you are🥰
i love you
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so bad that you're not with me rn:(
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sorry sweetheart, i promise next year
yourusername replying to: maxverstappen1
don't promise something you can't fulfill, you know.
₊˚⊹౨ৎ ⋆。✦
OCTOBER 2023
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yourusername waiting on my mystery machine... 🚘👻
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username SHE ATE AND DELIVERED
username slay soul sister
username DAPHNE LOOKS VERY GOOD ON YOUUU OMG
redbullracing daphne to our fred
⤷ maxverstappen1 who's fred?
⤷ yourusername i'm going to delete all my memory about you asking this publicly 🫣
⤷ redbullracing oopsie🫢
landonorris maxverstappen1 HA! GOTCHA
⤷ maxverstappen1 landonorris shut up
⤷ username mom look they're fighting
lilymhe probably next time we'll be winx
⤷ yourusername great idea i'll be ordering the wigs from now on. 💇‍♀️🦋
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⤷ yourusername I'M YOUR BIGHRST FAN SIR
⤷ username she is me like literally
⤷ username he's right, she's on point.
username okay hear me out...
username NAH WE DON'T NEED THEM ACTRESS BUT HER FOR DAPHNE
username okay daphne, BUT MAN VELMA?????? on the ground rn
username why aren't max there?
⤷ yourusername he's busy for being a sombrero man in mexico🙃
⤷ maxverstappen1 could be that
username AW MAX CMON WE HAVEN'T GOT ANYTHING FROM YOU
⤷ yourusername nExT yEaR iS oUR YeAR maxverstappen1
⤷ maxverstappen1 why am i scared
ˑ⭒ʚ ִtwitter ݁.٭
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maxverstappen1 funny how it's supposed to be spooky today...
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yourusername the caption is quite cheesy though...
⤷ maxverstappen1 i know, charles tell me that
⤷ carlossainz55 well you shouldn't trust him about instagram captions
username charles being the one who make the caption is just making me draw an x on my bingo card for today
⤷ username is he that bad?
⤷ username DARLING HE'S WORSE THAN BAD
⤷ username damn
⤷ username i mean after i see his instagram captions, it's all make sense now
username BUT AW MY GAAAHD THEY'RE SO CUTE LET ME DRINK LAVA RN
username HEY IT SHOULD BE SPOOKY TODAY (this month)
⤷ username i know he did this to made up his absence last year
⤷ maxverstappen1 an attempt has been made🤷
username but look at them in both twitter and instagram. they're having the best time of their life like damn i want it too
username are you happy to be in paris?
⤷ yourusername [pierre's voice] oui 🥐🥖🍷
⤷ username she's so mood
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two-white-butterflies · 10 months
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archer | c16
Description: "All of my enemies started out friends, help me hold unto you." After a series of instagram posts - your ex-friend fabricates screenshots that almost end your career.
Author's Note: Inspired after listening to reputation.
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caption: y/n nation, this yo girl?
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ultraviolencekanada: CHAT, IS THIS REAL?
DARKLINGHOMIE23: She is messy
yourusername16: i never typed this thing before, tacha wtf ⁉️
yourusername16: ur broke ass got nothing to eat anymore? 💀
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natacha_ziguerra: Ya'll may have seen my story and I just wanna let ya'll know that this girl has done so much worse... all the deets are in my patreon ... ya'll help a girl out. (Prices start at $5 Dollars.)
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yourusername16: what is this broke-ass behavior? boo i can pay for you and ur patreon, this isn't sum wattpad social media au bs.
yourusername16: trust, i will be in contact with my lawyers. - natacha_ziguerra: BABE you've been talking shit about so MANY popstars, Ari, Sza, Lehlani, Lana... you can call your lawyers but this aint slander because I'm telling the truth. ❤️ - yourusername16: @natacha_ziguerra 💀
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yourusername16: your nemesis will defeat themselves before you get the chance to swing. now he's passing by, rare as the glimmer of a comet in the sky. camera credits to my baby: @Charles_Leclerc16
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ohnoloveme3: YN IS OVER PARTY
righthere99: YN IS OVER 🐍
Charles_Leclerc16: I'm proud of you for being strong ❤️
danielricciardo: You are one of the strongest women that I know. - heidiberger: 💗 stay strong yn!
kellypiquet: True power comes from the truth. You can do this! ✨
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Charles_Leclerc16: I will always support, love and respect you. ✨
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maxverstappen1: ❤️
charlottehope8: Never believe posts that are evidently edited. Some people will use you for clout 💯
pierreGASLY: 💪🏽💗
yourusername16: Likewise, Mr. Leclerc
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TRENDING TOPICS ON TWITTER.
Y/NISOVERPARTY
YNSNEK
YNSNAKE
YN AND CHARLES
NATACHA ZIGUERRA PATREON
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YNnation: Y/N has deactivated all of her social media account following the backlash. #YN #CHARLESLECLERC
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boodoyathang7: Imma keep streaming her songs idgaf
honeymoon: It saddens me that people in this modern age still believe in random BS from social media. Y/N is a close friend of mine, and she's never spoken about our peers in the disgusting way that her ex-friend illustrated. Furthermore, her ex-friend hid the evidence behind pay wall...and that says everything.
honeymoon: I will patiently wait until she returns to social media, but you heard it from me. These accusations are NOT real! And everyone who believed them should be ashamed of themselves. - lanadelcake3: SLAY QUEEN
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(ONE YEAR LATER)
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yourusername16: there will be no explanation, there will just be reputation. 🐍
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kellypiquet: I hit you like bang 💥
danielricciardo: I listened to it first 🙏🏻 - Charles_Leclerc16: 1/50 🤣
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yourusername16 with Charles_Leclerc16: This album will have zero promotion - only vibes. My single Queen of Disaster ft. Lana Del Rey will be out tonight - I'll show you more at midnight. ⏰💗💞
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kellypiquet: My favorite lyrics are: I'll be spinning like a ballerina 🩰 feeling gangster every time I see you. You're the King and baby I'm the Queen of Disaster. 💞
honeymoon: THIS WAS AMAZING!
taylorswift: 🥲 that's my baby
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Charles_Leclerc16: I'm proud of who you were, who you are, and who you will be. ❤️
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daeneryslove: This is real love
bello3chiao: FUCK ROMEO AND JULIET, I WANT WHAT THESE TWO BITCHES HAVE
spitme93: He's supported her throughout everything
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yourusername16: aww thank you for the pic, lana 💗
TRENDING TOPICS ON TWITTER.
Y/N and Lana
Queen of Disaster
Reputation
Natacha Ziguerra Patreon
Y/N LECLERC
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Y/N L/N TALKS ABOUT CANCEL CULTURE AND CYBERBULLYING.
Y/N L/N: I remember waking up - completely clueless as to why my phone was blowing up and apparently an ex-friend of mine decided to forge screenshots of me saying nasty things. And that opened up a realm of so much bullying.
Y/N L/N: I didn't love myself, I had a pretty low self esteem. While, the things that she shared weren't true - I thought that the critiques about my looks, my personality and my voice had some truth. When you don't love yourself, it's pretty easy to see your flaws.
Y/N L/N: My boyfriend, actually recommended that I take a social media break just to tune everything out. And that proved to be successful. I left the public eye for a year. I wasn't physically seen for more than a year and i't's been a wonderful journey of healing.
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yourusername16: maybe reputation was the friends we made along the way...?
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Charles_Leclerc16: The Power of Friendship 👊🏼
charlottehope8: I love this picture
kellypiquet: We should be on the album cover. @maxverstappen1 @charlottehope8 - charlottehope8: Ditto 🤣
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Charles_Leclerc16: My baby's fit like a daydream ☀️
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yourusername16: Walking with his head down, I'm the one he's walking tooo....
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natailiatulls07 · 9 months
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The golden trio Pt 7
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Lando Norris x female!reader
Carlos Sainz x female!reader
Max Verstappen & Female!reader & Charles Leclerc
Summary - Being bestfriends with two famous formula one drivers is never easy, but what will happen when you get involved with yet another formula one driver??
Warning - swearing, arguing, Lando being toxic
A/n - Ik I said 2pm but I finished college early sooo early post!!! 🥳 I hope you like it!!!!
The golden trio
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Soft launch? 😒 Hard launch? 🥵
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username Mommy? Daddy?
username Wait because this actually works ngl 🤭
charles_leclerc Keep it pg please!!
= yourusername No.
= charles_leclerc 🖕🏻
username Isn’t he 29? And she’s 22??
= username Yeah so?
= username Just a bit weird in my opinion
username A stunning pair!!
yourusername 🤍🤍🤍
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Wtf! What is wrong with you??!
Wdym? I don’t know what you’re on about 😐
Oh fuck off, mate yes you do
Oh you mean dating Y/n?
Yeah wtf! That’s my girlfriend!
*ex girlfriend
You cheated, she moved on. Simple as that
Look I don’t know what you’re playing at but I don’t find it funny
I’m not playing at anything, just giving a girl what she deserves
Look I have to go, I have a date. See you!
You’re a cunt! You know that right? A real asshole
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Shut up 🙄
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username The rainbow top!! 😍
username 🔥🔥🔥
maxverstappen1 When did you take that pic??
= yourusername I don’t know 🤷🏼‍♀️
username Wait the caption! 😳
username Anyone else see the caption!!
= username Thank you!
charles_leclerc I need bleach for my eyes!!
= maxverstappen1 Sameeee
= yourusername Shut up you teen boys 😒
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username Can we talk about Lando’s deleted story and Y/n’s instagram caption?!?!?! 😳
username Wait what did Lando say???
username So Lando posted a story saying ‘tired of your bullshit’ and then deleted it but then Y/n posted a photo dump with the caption saying ‘shut up’
username Oh shit!
username Yeah I think they’re both very sour about this whole thing tbh
username But Lando cheated, he has no right to feel sour about her dating Carlos
username IKR!!!
f1gossip
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Spotted: Lando Norris in the Sass Cafe Monaco. According to one of my DMs who talked to him, he said that he’s annoyed with Carlos and Y/n right now. What do you guys think?
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username For fucks sake!
username Right I can see where he’s coming from but Y/n had every right to move on to Carlos
= username Yeah like he lost that chance, and she‘s just getting what she deserves
username I mean it’s his fault it all went to shit in the first place
username Is that the same girl he kissed in his car??
= username Yeah I think it is!
= username Mate he’s making the whole situation worse!! 🤡
f1gossip
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Spotted: Lando Norris and Y/n L/n outside of her apartment block arguing. Some onlookers have said they heard Lando saying “Why? Him of all people!? Come on Y/n, you know the kiss with that girl meant nothing!” It wasn’t long before Y/n started to cry at something Lando had said, what he said we don’t know.
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username Fuck off nah!!!
username I wanna know what he said!! Please!!
username Oh shit this is big 🫣
username In public as well!
username OMG I don’t know how to feel 😰
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username Everyone see the Y/n and Lando’s argument???!
username Yeah! I wanna know what they said, like this is crazy!!
username An onlooker heard “Why? Him of all people!? Come on Y/n, you know the kiss with that girl meant nothing!” Said by Lando but that’s it!
username That’s not enough!!!!
username I was in Monte Carlo with my family, and we were there. I heard her say “Look Lando, I love you but I can’t trust you after that” She sounded soooo sad 🥺
username Poor girl, she’s just like us!!
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Text (White: Reader) (Red: Charles)
Hey are you alright??
Yeah, I’m just annoyed that everyone is trying to get up in our business
Look me and Max wish we could be there for you rn but yeah…
Ik, it’s okay. You have your jobs to do 🤍
Well facetime us anytime, we don’t mind
Ofc thank you, also tell Max that when you guys come back he needs to sort out his gym equipment it’s mad!!
Will do, bye Bee 🤍
Bye bye Charlie 👋🏻
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earthtooz · 1 year
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·˚ ༘ 𝙉𝘼𝙂𝙄 𝘽𝙁 𝙃𝙀𝘼𝘿𝘾𝘼𝙉𝙊𝙉𝙎
─ ❛ i want to try... to put in some effort ❜
# warnings: minimal hurt/comfort, 2k words of pure fluff and brain dumping, hope u enjoy :p lmk if there are other warnings ! reo and isagi appear
# a/n: SECOND FIC OF THE DAY ??? guys i'm on a roll... check out the rin one i posted earlier MWAHAH (pls)
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gamer boyfriend gamer boyfriend gamer boyfriend 🤣🤣🤣
hc that reo set y’all up.
the duo saw you at a café that reo frequents and by extension, one that nagi frequents too.
it was love at first sight with nagi immediately being fascinated by you, and reo, being the amazing wingman he is, notices the heart eyes that immediately appear on the expression of his usually nonchalant friend.
then reo said ‘lemme make your miserable life better’ and walked over to you and told you his friend found you hot.
nagi kind of just stood there in shock, appalled by reo’s shamelessness and even more shocked when you looked him in the eye and smiled.
love at first sight >>>
nagi likes to incorporate you into all aspects of his life.
i mean he only has three things in life that he consistently does which is soccer, gaming, and existing 😐😐
but he still likes you incorporate you into everything in his life <3
soccer? he makes sure to get you premium seats in every match to watch him- bring your friends if you’d like, he can make it all happen, so long as you're there to watch him :p
he becomes more motivated to practice when you’re there.
gaming? he plays games with you, teaches you how to play, likes to have you there when gaming as well.
existing? he eats, sleeps, brushes his teeth, washes the dishes, cleans the house, etc, with you. he’s attached to your hip and refuses to leave you alone so long as it’s within the perimeters of your home.
sometimes, when you two are soccer-ing, gaming, or existing together, nagi also gets upset is you try to leave :( like naurrrr come back…
love language of touch and quality time 🙄
is happiest when he’s touching you somehow.
and naturally, by touching you, he spends time with you so this is a win-win situation for nagi.
and because he literally can’t exist without having you by his side, it therefore means he gets to embrace you however he likes- a win-win situation!
award for most annoying boyfriend ??? it’s got nagi seishiro’s name engraved.
his social media is so low-effort too 😭 – namely his instagram, he's not active on twitter or tiktok that much and when he is, it's for promos that his manager has uploaded.
occasionally, you make a couples' tiktok here and there and those get a lot of traction.
basically; it's not until you came along that his social media presence increased.
before on instagram, it would be just square pictures of him standing with his hands in his pockets from an atrocious angle, some of them had the nasty-ass Instagram filters over them too like boy…
the captions were worse. so much worse.
now he posts photos YOU take 💪 but majority of his feed is photos with you, photos from official photographers during matches, or photos taken after he wins a game :3
his private instagram is much more exciting though:
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ynsoneandonlysimp tell me i look hot
megu_megu looking submissive and breedable 👍 ╰┈➤ ynsoneandonlysimp only for yn tho ╰┈➤ yn pls don't say this
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nagi isn't jealous but he is, to a certain degree, possessive.
it's not to a point that it's overbearing since he believes you are your own person, but y'know, if he catches someone flirting with you or looking at you a little too long, he gets an urge to hide you away from the world, or kiss you silly until the whole world knows.
he just wants others to know that you’re his and he’s yours, a fact that’s not going to change any time soon.
it's easy to calm him down though!
his pacifism and calmness is actually one of the traits you love about him + how stubborn he is about it.
sometimes ☝️ this is the main reason why he can keep his head on his shoulders - for all things beside soccer.
but,,, one of the traits that have caused the worst conflict between you two is his laziness and how impassive he is towards a lot of things. although he is low maintenance, he is also low effort. 
it's not terribly bothersome, it's just that if he doesn't care about something, nagi expects you not too either. but when it comes to what he does care about, nagi expects you too as well.
and you're not reo, you're not persuasive enough to lug a 190cm man to do what you want - nor are you that willing to compromise for him, like a certain purple-haired is.
you had a fight over this – his insistence on always getting what he wants and never listening to what you want, whether it be going on dates, how you should spend your time together; all couple things that deserved to be equally contributed towards - it was getting tiresome after a while of only fulfilling nagi’s wishes.
in addition to that, nagi is absolute shit at communication because of his laziness, so when you tell him that you'd appreciate a few texts to let you know what time he's coming home, he just shrugs you off.
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"nagi, where are you?" you ask quietly in the phone, standing outside the restaurant that you'd booked a reservation at for the night, where nagi promised he’d meet you after a day of errands and practice.
“i’m still at practice, sorry, but i don’t think i can make it,” he mutters. in the distance, you can hear isagi and reo.
a part of you sours, hardening with annoyance. “oh. couldn’t you have told me earlier?” you try your best to hide the irritation out of your tone, really, you do, but you have limits and boundaries, and nagi was beginning to tread real close, especially after making you wait without bothering to tell you.
“hey, what’s the big deal? i didn’t really want to go to that restaurant anyways.”
“are you kidding? couldn’t you have also told me this earlier as well?”
“why are you getting worked up over this? it’s just dinner, i can bring home some takeout on the way or something.”
part of you quells in fury at his dismissive attitude and it worsens with how he tries to play it off that it’s no big deal. your boyfriend has ditched you for a date at a restaurant that you personally love, and not only that, reasoned that he didn’t care much for it anyway, making you feel like shit for even suggesting this place anyways.
with a scoff, you hang up on him before things can escalate and you’re spewing shit out of your mouth that will only damage you more. standing outside the restaurant, you’re trying to keep your cool, resisting the urge to throw your phone at something. you don’t want to go home, not yet, not when you took your time to look good and dress to impress.
nagi, on the other hand, looks at his phone with confusion, now staring at his locked homescreen.
“who was that?” isagi calls out the moment he notices the white-haired has hung up.
“y/n,” he replies, the confusion still laced in his expression.
“oh, why didn’t you let us say hi?” reo asks, jogging over to his long-time friend. isagi follows, hugging the ball by his side.
“i was about to but then y/n just hung up on me.”
only the purple-haired provides a reaction, eyes widening. “uh, nagi, what did you do?”
“i told y/n i can’t make it to a reservation we have tonight because i’m too busy practicing.”
“hey, why didn’t you tell us you had a date tonight?” isagi quizzes, quirking a brow. “if we knew we wouldn’t have asked you to stay behind!”
“it’s fine, i didn’t want to go to the place y/n booked either.”
reo’s eyes widen with panic as he grabs his best friend by the shoulders and shakes him. “and you told y/n that?”
“yeah? what’s the matter?”
isagi too, now looks baffled. what could isagi know that nagi doesn’t? “you are in big trouble, boy,” to which reo nods in agreement, “go home right now and make it up to y/n.”
“wait- what? what did i do?”
“we’ll tell you later- just, go get y/n’s favourite cake from that bakery we always go to and apologise!”
nagi does exactly as the purple-haired suggests, making it back home in no time. yet, when he pulls into the driveway of your shared home, he then notices your car right behind his, pulling up to a spot beside him. he gets out to walk over to the driver’s side of your car, waiting for the engine to quiet down, signalling it safe for him to then open the door for you.
“where did you come from? why are you just coming home n-” the words die on nagi’s throat when you step out of the car, still glammed up in your outfit that you wore just for him. he eyes you up and down appreciatively before meeting your gaze, “this is what i missed out on?” there's a little disbelief in his tone. nagi's beginning to loathe himself for missing out on how stunning you are for some ball?
you shrug non-committedly, shutting your door for him as you murmur out a ‘yeah, i guess it is’. he tenses at the nonchalance in your tone, shivering as he watched you walk away. the cake box suddenly weighs a lot more in his hand.
“wait- y/n!” he calls out, jogging after you whilst you fiddle with the keys, trying to find the one that unlocks your front door. 
that night, there’s a lot of apologies, sweet nothings, and praise murmured between the two of you. safe to say, nagi buying the whole cake instead of mere slices of your favourite worked in his favour and he needs to text reo to say ‘thanks’.
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he does improve as your relationship progresses. sure he’s lazy but he also values you as a partner and a companion, and he’s considerate enough to not let the ship sink because his own doing.
ANYWAYS 😁😁 back to the headcanons:
whenever you are (jokingly or actually) mad at him, you always threaten destrouing his gaming consoles. it’s nothing more than empty threats, nagi knows that and because he’s relatively unconcerned, it’s more than enough to end whatever petty fight you were going through because he just pulls out some unprovoked comment.
nagi loves making couples tiktoks with u 😐 u r that couple that makes people comment ‘aww so cute 😍 blocked.’ or ‘the highway looking good rn 🤣’
he also loves taking candids of you and as someone who is on his phone 24/7, he can take a lot of candids !!!
what your boyf doesn’t know is that he unconsciously helped you love yourself a little more from all angles - in both physical and non-physical ways. nagi thinks the world of you so it’s wrong for you to think otherwise :(( if you thought yourself to be mediocre then what does that make him? what does that make everyone else? no one can compare to you <3
hc that nagi is lowkey into photography? he has so many cameras, from digitals, to films, to actual cameras, there is not a time where he isn’t taking a photo of you. 
his screen time alarms you like babes … this is worrying.
but you love him regardless.
obviously since meeting you it’s fallen a little. in saying that, you don’t try to discourage him from games whatsoever. in fact, you indulge him in it, feeding him his favourite snacks, a couple fruit pieces, ask him how his level is going - nagi’s so very grateful that you’re not trying to take him away from the one consistent thing in his life.
he loves u so much <3 if someone else took u away, nagi wouldn’t know what to do :< 
OKAY BUT HOW DOES HE NOT HAVE SHIT EYESIGHT!!! you truly marvel at him everyday because he really is god’s favourite 😭
also now that he is a #maturedmaninlove, his favourite dates with you are beach dates bc he can lie in the sun like a cat whilst you take care of him, and afterwards, he can teach you to skate on the cement whilst the sun is setting. although you’re struggling, nagi still thinks you look beautiful, especially in the golden rays of daybreak.
additionally, he likes going on dates where you make things for one another. whether it’s pottery, painting, whatever, so long as you both get to walk away with something made by the other, nagi is SO happy.
ofc arcade dates and game nights are something he will never grow out of… but he’s starting to warm up to nights where you need to book reservations at restaurants. although he doesn’t fancy the idea of dressing up in a suit and formal attire, he does love the idea of admiring you all night, so long as he gets to show you off, he’s perfectly neutral.
nagi likes to text you updates about his day. you could be sitting next to each other, distracted with other things then he’d just text you a ‘lol look at this meme i just saw’.
you: ‘we’re sitting next to each other rn… that’s funny’
him: ‘don’t lie, i didn’t hear you laugh’
you: ‘try harder then’
him: ‘what a hoe got to do to make someone laugh nowadays :(‘ 
you: ‘you hardly get bitches, don’t think you’re a hoe 💀 ’
him: ‘babygrill :(((‘
you: ‘yeah this relationship isn’t going to work.’
he’ll then lunge at you and pin you to the couch with his weight, huffing when your laughter echoes through the air. at least he made you laugh. 
look idk where this post ended up heading, but moral of the story, nagi seishiro as your bf >>>>>>>>>
i’ll take five please !!!!
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baby-xemnas · 1 month
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I love so much that “Bepo is Law’s weakness” is arguably canon. It’s not “Law’s weakness is cute things” like some ppl in fandom try to say since Law is pretty visibly unaffected by Chopper, little kids, all the standard “cute things” in OP. It’s literally just Bepo and his cuteness that has an effect on Law, and we see it in reaction to Bepo going “🥺” when Bepo was sick, letting Bepo hug him all the time, taking Bepo to Uta concert only bc he knows Bepo wants to go, etc. LawBepo is such a perfect ship, massively underrated ship frfr 🩷🩷🩷🩷
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there is this very good compilation pic from @/daily_trafalgar on twitter with a caption "law's reaction to cute things"
you mean barely a reaction
and then there is Bepo
Bepo is special he is spoiled and coddled and can do anything he wants with barely a word from Law. i do think Law is good with kids but Bepo is a grown man - his best friend
and as much as some lawbepo non-shippers want to see them as parent and child -you dont see someone YOU grew up with. YOU were children at the same time with - and grew up alongside each other as a CHILD. You just don't see them as that, it's nonsense. Yes he is like law's little brother but not a child
(i call him Law's baby like 20 times a day but that's in a way that a cute girlfriend is "baby")
Saying all this to say that "oh Law is weak to Bepo's cuteness because he is like Law's baby" (implying child) or even worse = when people call him a pet They grew up together - 4 year difference is forgotten about -you are peers - yes of course Bepo is both subordinate and looks up to Law as an stronger smarter leader etc. but thats not a parental dynamic at all.
its a very serious, rational and collected guy and his favorite guy who he spoils in big and little ways and have been spoiling him their whole lives...
i love that Law saved Bepo from getting his ass beat and dying alone and brought him home and they just stayed in that dynamic their whole life and both became adults but this "Bepo is precious and weak af and i love him" pretty much didn't change.
and Bepo is so comfortable with it. novel was Law focused so it never gave Bepo an "I'LL TO PROVE MYSELF TO YOU THAT YOU DONT HAVE TO PROTECT ME ALL THE TIME I CAN HOLD MY OWN" arc - and that would make sense for his character if there was time/desire to focus on him but because of those constraints Bepo bypassed that and i kinda love it? (you can call it another of many copes of mine idc) but him NOT having a standart "little brother" arc is awesome, Bepo is very comfortable in his role and when he speaks its always
"I'll do my best for you and help where i can because you are so amazing" there is zero of his own ego. He is comfortable in his "lower rank" role, he doesn't strive to be Law's equal he knows he can't be! Law san is the greatest!!
Law is happy with it too because he is a protector in nature (look at his bigass crew ;-;♥) so bepo being HAPPY to be protected makes him happy too. It makes Law feel strong and good, it plays on his ego in a positive way being looked up to and sought out as a protector - yes it's pressure (that Bepo does his best to elevate) but it's not negative and Law takes it happily, it's good to feel needed. And it all started with Bepo and they preserved that - Law is always strong and cool leader and protector and Bepo is always UUUU CAPTAIN 🥺😭🥺😭🥺😭
they are the best and i love them so much it's such a special dynamic and it makes Law's character so much better
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singto-prachaya · 1 month
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Shitshow
So yesterday I saw a shitshow unfold and it made me both sad and angry. The fact that my two biggest faves have to deal with this and that most likely no on involved will be punished for what they have done. I'm sure not everything that's done yet has been translated but let me post what we got already.
Daou Pittaya was SH'ed on set by and uncle staff member and they made fun of Daou Pittaya being SH'ed. They also done some other stuff.
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TW's are on the first tweet and I will put the rest under the cut
On the 1st day of shooting, they post this without telling the name of the series, but we can tell from the comment on the 2nd pic that it's col.
The thing is, the comments on the 3rd picture are super concerning. Even though they didn't say names or mention anyone, the fact that they are talking on the post about the 1st day of shooting is telling.
I will leave it for you to interpret the conversion. They might just talk about themselves or something worse, but it's disgusting either way
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Second part is that uncle guy and some other staff have been leaking stuff about the series constantly. From cast members that weren't allowed to be revealed yet to other stuff.
They did delete the pictures with DO and Pond, but they retouched the pic and removed all 3 actors out and posted the retouched pic. With the caption "when the problems occurred, I'm just gonna face it".
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TW : homophobic remarks, derogatory terms( F** )
The next day, after they had to take down the photo, the predator posted this on his Facebook. His friend(part of the crew) also raised the middle finger and commented, "Oops, unintentionally raised my finger."
Another person commented derogatory terms on the 2nd picture. I believe that everyone already know who this bitch referring to.
When i say that the word she used is the equivalent of the word "F" or "F***" I mean it*. To be more specific, it's derogatory terms for calling a fem gay man. So, yes, people in the LGBTQIAN+ community can be this Homophobic.
The 3rd pic is the people who laugh about the derogatory terms.
Yesterday, after the SH video came out and everyone was talking about it, (my assumption is that) D did some digging and found the comment on the 2nd pic, then proceeded to give the comment a WOW.
This is the reason why he tweeted, " Homophobic is disgusting. Just stop it. It's 2024 already. " On Twitter.
*The Thai equivalent they used is "tud".
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He made another fb post which they above did not translate yet. But Google trans gave me the following: "A sad love triangle. The three of us. The slut is sitting with her face smiling. Haha."
See the original twitter thread here
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olderthannetfic · 4 months
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It's by no means the biggest issue with tiktok censorship and I might be weaponizing disability/virtual signalling by asking, but isn't a lot of the tiktok censorship genuinely inaccessible?
Try to have a screenreader or text to speech program read the word $u!c!d3 (suicide). I saw a pretty good character analysis video on TT but they kept spelling "alcoholism" as "a1c0h0l1$m". Had the person not been speaking the actual word in the video, my dyslexic ass would not have been able to read it off of captions alone. (I mean, context would've clued me in enough to know what they were saying, but still.)
Maybe "inaccessible" is too harsh of a word, but I mean, I can't be the only person who's ever struggled to read the censored words, right? It's one thing if there's a person speaking along and the word can still be understood that way (and even then you can still only understand if you can hear), but when people start typing like that on text-only sites like Tumblr or Twitter, I can't imagine it's easy for people with screenreaders or learning disabilities to understand. And this is coming from someone who grew up with leet speak. I imagine it's much worse for someone who didn't (or who did, but struggled with that, too).
Like, I've seen Blind and visually impaired users talk about how even something as simple as using too many emojis or spelling things out like "thisssssss" (not as censorship but as a way, to like, emphasize something or whatever) can be hard for them to understand on a screenreader. I've seen Deaf and HoH people talk about how a closed caption saying "F*ck" or "[expletive]", whereas Hearing people get to actually hear the word "Fuck", is infantilizing - I'm sure throwing in numbers and special characters is even worse?
Again, obviously not the biggest issue with tiktok censorship or with ableism at all, but it has crossed my mind.
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Platforms like tiktok are generally pretty inaccessible full stop. Accessibility isn't great for business.
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seishirokitten · 2 years
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He fucks for pleasure yes, everyone does, but Kunigami craves more than that. Needs more than that. He needs the intimacy, the soft touches, the breakfast the morning after, the late night calls on his away games where neither of you want to hang up so you fall asleep on the line. But his schedule didn't have time for a crush, let alone a girlfriend.
As they say drunk actions are sober thoughts and when Kunigami sends a Twitter dm after a long night out it makes dread sit in his stomach. His life was about to change he just didn't know if it was for better or worse.
Warnings: Dirty talk, praise and degrading, nsfw, dub con pro player Kunigami 26, wc 4k
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"One more shot! One more shot! ♡" Bachira chants, bringing over the eighth round of the night. Barely finding room on the table littered with empty beer pitchers and low ball glasses.
"I don't know Meguruuuuu." Isagi slurs his concern despite how he reaches out for the small shot glass, "We've still got practice tomorrow."
"But we won! We're headed to the championships!" Voice brimming with cheer before he downs his shot with ease. No chaser or shudder for that matter. Honey eyes darkening dangerously, as if he was up to no good.
"We can afford to have a little fun." Bachira hums, taking Isagi's full shot from his hands after Yoichi gagged before even bringing it to his lips. Meguru swallows it down with ease.
"Oi! Oi! Your kinda fun always gets us in trouble!" Raichi barks, vein throbbing in his forehead. Still thick fingers grab his shot glass and downs it. The heat blooms in his chest and radiates out to his ribs before a tremor runs down his muscular back.
"Not true ♡!"
"Very true. Don't you remember last time? You almost got Chigiri-hime arrested." Kunigami comments, taking his shot quickly before taking a sip of his heavy handed drink. Kunigami could handle his alcohol, surely better than everyone at this table including the wild hornet with honeyed eyes. If you asked him he wouldn't say that he was drunk, just tipsy.
But that would be a lie.
Especially as his phone pings in his pocket. Large hands quick to find the lit glass winking with a notification banner for Twitter. His heart races as he opens it quickly, what were you doing up so late?
His auburn eyes glued to the screen. A picture of you in an oversized tee. It barely covered your thighs as you pulled it down cutely, making the fabric hug right to your breasts, little caption underneath "Can't sleep."
All he can imagine is that it's his tee and that this was a picture sent just to him and not for your fifty thousand followers to see.
Even pros had crushes and he had found you wholly by accident. Someone had liked one of your photos and he scrolled your page endlessly once he found you. Following and quick to turn notifications on. He never approached because reaching out over DMS, to Kunigami, was improper.
Cheesy and cheap.
The liquor warming his toned stomach would say otherwise. Controlling his fingers it seems as he hits the dm button all because of the next picture you posted. You lying down on your side on your soft bed, the shirt had ridden up just a bit. In the background he could see your closet and the large golden frame mirror that leaned against the wall.
He isn't sure if you've positioned your camera like this on purpose but he'd be lying if he said he wasn't thankful. Your ass can be seen in the mirror just before the photo cuts off your legs, lace stretched over your plush cheeks and just barely your rabbit vibrator can be seen.
He slaps down cash onto the table and hardly says his goodbyes. Nose buried into his phone as he caught the train headed home.
His auburn eyes darken, the monster he normally let out on the field could more easily control Kunigami's limbs thanks to the liquid courage coursing in his veins. Thumbs flying across the screen as the warm glass without thought.
Typing out a long paragraph before hitting send. He doesn't even bother to reread it or check for errors. Instead he goes right back to that photo of you, the second one.
His drunk mind fueling his fantasy that you sent it just for him, only for him. You in one of his oversized black tees. Being flirty as you try to combat your insomnia. He lies down on his platform bed and zooms in on your ass.
His cock aches in his pants and he doesn't deny himself his desires. At least not tonight. Wrangling off his boxers as his hard cock springs free. Tip weeping and an angry shade before his large hand grips his girthy length. Swiping his thumb to help spread the pre before he roughly strokes himself. The wet sound of his arousal filling the small space of his bedroom, the warm and quick puffs of his breath make the room humid and he even lets out a few low groans.
He thinks about you using that pink vibrator he saw in the background. Thanks about you shoving it into your tight cunt and swallows thickly when he thinks about how it doesn't even compare to the size of his cock. How you'll get tears in your eyes from slamming the toy into yourself. How it doesn't compare to him and how he fucks you. How he holds you as he pounds into your tight heat. Making you cream his cock over and over and then he bet you'd have no trouble sleeping.
He's close, his heavy sac tightens and his cock twitches in his hand, he zooms out before zooming in on your pretty face. Seeing you like that, with a bit of a sleepy, needy look drives him mad. Makes him dig his heels into the mattress and thrusts up into his hand as he groans loudly painting his stomach with white hot ropes of his seed. The sound of a camera snaps and a message sent before his eyes become too heavy to keep open.
Body so relaxed and loose for once he doesn't even bother with a shower or putting his phone on the charger. Instead he falls asleep with his phone in his free hand.
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A sharp sound blares in the bedroom, the sun bleeding in through his curtains as Kunigami's head throbs. He swallows thickly, his throat dry and his stomach twisted from having drank without eating.
Growling when he realizes what he did just before passing out, grimace pulling at his mouth as he realizes he slept through his first alarm giving him even less time to train before the usual practice today.
His phone at five percent and he shoves the charger in before he thinks about a shower but when the screen lights up the night comes back to him a bit more clear.
"Shit." He grumbles as he unlocks his phone, hoping he didn't do anything too stupid like heart your picture or worse yet retweet it. Shido had already gotten in trouble with PR for endlessly retweeting videos of his favorite only fans stars and the last thing Kunigami wanted was to ruin his reputation.
When he unlocks his phone a long walk of text stares back at him.
Pretty girl, did you tweet this out just for me? Or did you want everyone to know you play with that sloppy pussy like an unsatisfied slut when you can't sleep? Let Rensuke help you babygirl, let me take care of you. You're going to take that toy that you so badly wanted me to see and circle your tight hole for me. With how wet you are the tip is bound to slip but don't shove it in yet. I know you're desperate to be fucked but we've got to take our time. We've got to do it properly, so you can dream sweet dreams, pretty girl. You're going to do that until you're fisting the sheets, until you're begging me that you want it and then, slowly, you ease it in. Inch by inch until those rabbit ears are tickling your clit. I want you to turn it all the way up and let it sit there. Let your cunt get used to the size of the toy before you search for that sweet spot in your cunt. I want you to think about how full you feel right now. I want you to know that it's nothing to the stretch I'm going to give you when I split you on my cock. When I pull your hips closer to mine and look at that pretty ass, those lace underwear pulled to the side. You'll let me put my thumb to your asshole won't you? You'll be my good girl and let me spit onto it and slip it in? I know you will slut because you like to feel full. Do you have a plug, princess? You should put it in if you do and anytime you go out and think you'll see me. I don't want to have to hurt you when I shove it in. Now be a good girl and fuck yourself until you cum. No less than three times, then you'll be able to sleep nice and deep. Dream about me holding you tight, your cute nose to my chest.
Kunigami's stomach drops when he reads it, the filth he's spewed and to such a beautiful and nice woman. A woman he didn't even know and he lets himself fall to sit onto the edge of his bed when he sees the picture.
His abs and chest covered in his own cum, thankfully his face isn't in it but it didn't excuse the fact that now Kunigami was going to be a pervert instead of a hero. The message with it just as gross You've made such a mess.
He thinks he can delete the dm in time before you see it until he notices four letters under the message bubble that make his blood run cold.
R e a d
"Shit." He grips the nape of his neck, fingers grazing over the undercut before he rises. Not much can be done now so he gets ready for his day. Luke warm shower so it doesn't damage his skin or hair, a quick breakfast of a protein shake and his specially made coffee at the shop that was just across the street from his apartment.
The street is busy for the middle of the week, or maybe it's always been like this and Kunigami usually beats the foot traffic with how early he normally rises. A three hour delay in his schedule puts him in a bit of a sour mood and paired with the idea of ruining any chance in hell with his crush, despite knowing he was never going to reach out, didn't help matters.
He holds open the door for a few people before he slides in himself. Letting the freshly ground coffee overtake his senses as he waits in the short line. Grabbing his order from the far counter and when he turns, phone in hand to reply to Isagi saying he overslept, he bumps into a shorter woman.
"Oh doll, I'm very sorry. I-" He stops in his tracks, your purse in his hands and he looks into the woman's eyes.
Into your eyes.
Immediately his fair skin breaks out into a blush, deepinging in color from his throat as the blood rushes to his face. Your own cheeks heat as he passes you back your purse almost meekly. Your mind taking you back to last night.
To that message and how wet it had made you. How you're reminded of the princess plug in your ass when your cunt contracts at the sight of him up close. And how you start to soak your panties now.
You honestly hadn't meant for people to see your toy, your ass yes but your vibrator had been forgotten since it wasn't much use in helping you fall asleep.
At least it wasn't until you got those very clear instructions. You swallow thickly and murmur a soft it's okay before grabbing your purse and rushing for the door.
Your name shouted by the barista as you abandon your six dollar coffee in exchange for fresh air.
Kunigami Rensuke was so much hotter in person, he had been your soccer crush since he first started and now that he was a pro you figured he was well out of your league. That didn't stop you from buying his jerseys or even finding out what brand of shirt or the size so you could wear it to bed. You thought you knew everything there was to know about Rensuke but there was one thing you didn't know until today.
Kunigami Rensuke was right to tell you that the feeling of fullness wouldn't compare to him, especially not after seeing the subtle outline of him in his dark gray joggers.
But in your haste you've left Kunigami to stand in the middle of the coffee shop feeling as if he needed another shower from being such a nasty man.
Weeks had passed since Kunigami had drunk messaged you. The only bright side to the whole situation was the fact that you hadn't screenshot it or made some TikTok with a green screen and laughing about how desperate the soccer player was for pussy.
Not that he was, he hardly thought about it, not from lack of interest but mostly from lack of time. He's had a few one night stands here and there but he doesn't fuck just to fuck.
He fucks for pleasure yes, everyone does, but Kunigami craves more than that. Needs more than that. He needs the intimacy, the soft touches, the breakfast the morning after, the late night calls on his away games where neither of you want to hang up so you fall asleep on the line.
But his schedule didn't have time for a girlfriend. It was packed with training, running, and more games than he could count.
Especially now since they were in the last match of the extended season for the championships. The game was hosted at his home arena, the Tokyo stadium. Since it was the only pitch with seats big enough to hold the expected crowd thanks to the world cup qualifiers that were right around the corner.
He brings the towel over his face in frustration, the first half of the game did not go as planned. Everyone buzzing with a mix of agitation and aggression at one another while they collect themselves during half time.
People stretch and drink, getting in a decent head space to discuss the next plan and some even use the time to check their phones even though most of their feed would be filled with the dreadful reminder that they were in a 0-2 game. Kunigami kept his phone off during matches, it was distracting and the last thing he needed was some asshole on the sidelines tweeting at him to tell him how to play.
"Kunigami, you like that one girl on Twitter don't you?" Bachira smiles devilishly.
"What are you talking about?" Kunigami hisses as he tosses his dirty towel into the open niche. He hadn't ever mentioned you to anybody.
"Please, you hardly ever get notifications and when you do it's literally just this girls Twitter handle." Meguru turns his phone where Rensuke can see.
Auburn eyes going over the screen. You're in a jersey, the emblem obviously their team. It's the third kit with the special designs and before Rensuke can retort Bachira swipes the screen. You've got your back to the camera how, number bright and bold on your back as your matching nails point out to the name on the jersey.
K U N I G A M I
His heart starts to race in his chest, cock twitching as he realizes how much he likes to see his name on your back. How quickly he imagines you bent over clad in nothing but his jersey.
He swallows thickly as he reads the caption "You can do it, Rensuke! You're my hero!"
Fuck now he has to win. He can't disappoint his girl now can he?
No, he could never disappoint you. Bachira's smile goes wild as he watches Kunigami's monster come to life before him.
Within the first few seconds of the second half Kunigami scores a goal. Launching it right from the halfway point and the goalies fingers barely graze the ball.
A second time when he shoulders and bullies the ball away from an opposing striker, passing it to Bachira who takes it up the right wing. Keeping pace with him as Isagi brings up the rear. Bachira passes backward when the pressure is too much Isagi feints a shot before passing it straight to Kunigami who snuck his way past the defense line and sinks the goal into the upper right corner.
Kunigami brings his hand to cup behind his ear and instantly the crowd chants.
"HERO! HERO! HERO!" His rich amber eyes scanning the crowd behind the opposing goal and when he sees you jumping and screaming he becomes that much more determined to win this tied game.
Kunigami barely avoids yellow cards and heads balls out of bounds for corners and when he's standing in the wall for free kicks.
Shoving past players with ease as he starts to get to his sweet spot on the pitch, less than a minute left of stoppage time. The referee bringing the whistle to his lips to ready the signal of the end of the game before Kunigami slams the ball into the goal. Sending it with enough force that it knocks the goalie into the net earning Rensuke his hat trick and the team their win.
He points to you keeping eye contact before he comes up to the wall. Moving security out of the way and motioning you to him with his finger. Once you're at the edge he lifts you up and takes you from the screaming and jeering crowd. Carrying you princess style through a tunnel to head towards the under belly of the stadium uncaring that the entire world could probably see.
He finds the closest bathroom, flicking the deadbolt to locked before his tongue is in your mouth. Teeth gnashing and competing with the adrenaline in his blood. The high of his win was good and was going to help him fuck you throughly, like you deserve. Pressing you against the cold sink.
He pulls away just long enough to strip you of your jersey before he's shoving his over your head, he could paw at your tits later for now he needed to see his damp jersey swallow your frame. The one you had was cute, form fitting and stretched over your tits but his.
God it made his throat dry, you looked so fucking pretty, in his jersey that was almost past the length of your skirt. Quick to flip the fabric up and hide it under his jersey before he openly groans when he sees those lace underwear and something bright pink winking at him. In his haste his fingers pull too harshly at the delicate fabric and it tears in his grasp.
"Kunigami!"
"Rensuke." He corrects, slapping your ass hard enough it leaves a welt that he tenderly leans over to kiss, "I'll get you new ones, princess. I'll take care of you."
Pressing his thumb to the bright jewel plug that he pulls apart your cheeks to see better.
"So you did want to see me again?" He slowly pulls and pushes at the toy, "Huh wanted me to use you as I saw fit?"
You give a shy nod in the mirror and he growls with delight, quick to yank his shorts and boxers down just enough for them to sit under the swell of his ass. Taking his lengthy girth and gliding himself through your slick folds. He grunts, satisfied with how sticky you were for him.
"Me scoring goals makes you wet, princess?" He asks, circling your entrance with his fat tip. Sure to press it against your puffy clit just to watch you jolt. Over and over until tears are quick to come to your eyes and you look at him in the mirror. The whole time he's been looking at you, watching your face make such cute expressions and the pretty moans that escape your throat make him that much more under your spell. Your eyes following the plans of his chest and abs that still has sweat from the game following the harsh lines of his body.
"Please, please Rensuke, please stretch me." You buck against him, hoping to force him in but he chuckles.
"So impatient." He sighs, leaning over and kissing your shoulder, the tip just sitting at your fluttering entrance, "I'm just taking care of you."
Sweat from his hair drips onto your shoulders as his free hand comes to rest at the small of your back to get a nice arch. Splayed wide and made you feel so small before he slowly sinks it in. His eyes now glued onto his jersey. On his name across your shaking shoulders as you're already struggling to take him. The stretch is a pleasant burn and he pushes you into a better arch.
"You're taking me so well. Such a good girl." He praises, staying still to let you adjust. For your fluttering cunt to feel just how full he made you.
Starting with a slow cant of his hips before his pace increases each time his eyes flicker to his name. Now fisting at the jersey and bruising grip at your hip and he thrusts into you harshly.
Hard enough you struggle to keep your forehead from bashing into the mirror, as you watch his brows furrow up, feel his cock jump in your cunt and you squeeze harder. Hoping you'll make a mess and he'll paint your cunt a pretty shade white.
Kunigami groans as he watches himself disappear into your impossibly tight cunt, sucking him back in and each time he pulls away the creamy ring at the base of his cock gets wider. Grabbing onto your shoulder so he can sink himself deeper as the coil in your stomach grows. Your moans echoing off the walls of the bathroom mixing with the slick sound of your sloppy pussy.
He hits that spongy spot just right and suddenly you see stars, knees giving away under the weight of his thrusts as you cum on his cock. Wetting his balls with your dripping arousal as they slap against your sensitive clit making you cum again. Your clenching causes his eyes to roll into the back of his head, bringing his hand to your throat so he can gently tilt your chin to face him.
His auburn eyes soften as he gazes at your face, his favorite part about you. Your lips, your cute nose and your eyes, god your eyes pulled him in like a siren at sea.
Making his hips move erratically when you don't break eye contact. When you fight to keep it in the mirror before he groans loudly, fucking you through another oragsm and now his own as hot spurts fill you. Whining even when he accidently overstimulates himself as he can't stop from pushing himself into you before he finally stills.
Panting but leaning forward to turn your face to him, kissing you with a fervor unmatched while your head spins with emotion and pleasure. He waits to pull out until you're no longer fluttering around him.
You've had a quick fuck before but nothing like this.
A moment passes and suddenly Kunigami is feeling guilty again, quick to pull out and grab tissue paper to gently wipe your dribbling cunt. Fixing your skirt back to how it was before he tucks himself away.
You don't move, still pressed into the cramped bowl of the sink and he allows himself a small sliver of hope. Pressing his large body over you once more, lips at the shell of your ear.
"You'll let Rensuke take care of you, princess?" He says it so softly with such earnest and almost innocent desire that you turn to face him. Searching his eyes for a lie and when you find none your heart races. Beating faster and harder than it ever has before as you accept his sly way of asking you out.
"I couldn't ask for a better hero to save me."
He kisses you gently, smile felt in his lips and when he pulls away he gently turns you to make sure nothing is on your skirt. Grabbing for discarded jersey to hold for you. Stopping at the door, hand at the small of your back to guide you before his lips are at your ear again.
"We'll have a shower at my place, take out and then I'm going to help you sleep real good tonight sweetheart. No one's gonna see you post that toy ever again and I promise I'll buy you coffee in the morning."
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@kingkunigami thank you for always letting me send thots in your dms 😂 @meggsngrits your tag as per your request bb.
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yarboyandy · 5 months
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Please post the streamer Jenny headcanon <3 <3 <3
Ok it’s long sorry LOL. Keep in mind I don’t actually watch a lot of streamers and I wrote this probably while I was half a sleep.
Jenny would be a Twitch streamer thats kinda famous but is always involved in this crazy never ending drama that she won’t NOT interact with. Giles knows some of it but doesn’t undestand a lick of it because he can barely use the internet anyways and because like shes just saying shit like “uhg XxDARKREAPERxX raided us last night and tried to stream snipe me while I was doing a skyrim themed summoning subathon.” And giles is like “thats nice dear.” Its not until he walks in during one of her streams to give her dinner while still in his work clothes and is like “is this your internet friends? ☺️ hello everyone! Oh i cant see anyone. Tough crowd! Oh well, love you.” And kisses her. It’s literally over for her for the next 48 hour twitter news cycle as people find out like soft core manic pixie dream e-girl PA3G0N-VV1TCHH is dating a BRITISH GUY (we thought she was a feminist!) who is like ten years older than her and doesn’t know shes a twitch streamer. Its even worse when she makes an apology video and reveals his name is RUPERT and it makes everything way worse. Its only until they get him to play among us and he wins that someone takes a picture of him in Jennys cat ear headphones and posts in on twitter with the caption “can i say something?” Does he finally win the hearts of viewers. He makes periodic appearances to say shit like “oh yeah this is like at the academy when—“ and proceeds to say the most batshit traumatizing events ever. Her collab with GFUEL includes an earl grey tea pre-work out that he tries on stream and has to pretend to like before explaining off camera that that he read the label and that he isn’t supposed to have that much caffine because of the constant concussions he gets and then immediately passes out for like 15 hours. Jenny does a charity stream while he’s passed out (You can see him in the background on the guest room bed) and taking bets on when he’ll wake up. Buffy does a superchat or whatever to ask “is he alive? I need him. Big bad.” And Jenny ends the stream right away much to the confusion of everyone.
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