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egophiliac · 3 months
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Tl;Dr - I stopped playing the game but I like the characters and I wanna draw them but idk if the wiki I use is up to date for cards
Do u know any wikis that have up to date cards for all the twst characters-
Asking specifically bc of Malleus cause I can't tell anymore if he has any more new cards bc HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A 100 DISNEY ANIVERSARY CARD IN THE WIKI I USE 😭
Like compared to everyone else in Disanomia, he has 12 cards (in the wiki I use) and then Lilia has 17 cards 💀
Cause I think Malleus has a Bean's Day card as well, but that could just be a fanmade one, I don't have JP twst nor ENG twst anymore so I can't confirm it myself urhghrhevw 🫠
Malleus doesn't have a Beans Day card, so that would've been fanmade! and the 100 anniversary cards are actually the new round of birthday cards, so most of the characters don't have 'em yet -- Malleus should be getting his in a couple of days, when his birthday event starts! oh god my keeeeeys
I think the wiki.gg stays pretty up to date? it looks to me like they have everything that's currently up through JP, at least. :O I did go through and do a quick count just because I couldn't believe Malleus only had 12 cards, but. he really does have the least...defeated only by Silver with 13...astonishing. we need his gargoyle club wear immediately.
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etheries1015 · 6 months
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TWISTED WONDERLAND MASTERLIST
Character's revolving around the story will be highlighted in RED. NSFW section below the SFW one.
link back to OG masterlist
Link to Twisted wonderland Masterlist Pt. 2
SFW
A little more to love - Lilia x Reader HC
Happy Fathers day - Crowly shit post
Secret relationship and the wing man- Malleus X reader
Finding out your real name - Platonic Multi (seperate)
Beating the shit out of a student- Platonic Multi (Together) [TW: assault, but MC is a badass]
Rejection hurts- Lilia X reader [Angst, no comfort]
Rejection hurts pt2 - Lilia X reader [Angst, slight comfort?]
When you wish upon a star- Malleus X Reader
Magic Catastrophe- Twst X Obey me crossover
Magic Catastrophe pt2 - Twst X obey me crossover
Your first encounter - General Lilia x Reader shit post
An apology mug - Malleus X reader
How could you love that...?- Malleus X High energy/gremlin reader (lowkey shit post)
When he began to fall in love- Lilia x (slightly traumatized) reader [TW: Depiction of panic attacks, mentions of PTSD, reader does not like being startled by the mischievous vampiric fae :( ]
Domestic kitchen moments- Trey, Rook, Malleus, Lilia X Reader
What a shame- Bi Lilia X Bi Reader shit post
The school Therapist- Working Adult MC HC
The promises we made- Malleus X reader Angst/fluff rolled into one...
Our popular prefect! - Headcannon on MC's daily life as the ramshackle dorm prefect and their precious students.
Endless Marriage proposals- General Lilia X reader (angst no comfort)
Endless Marriage Proposals (ALT ENDING) - General Lilia x Reader (Fluff)
Glorious Masquerade- MC Solves the problem!
Glorious Masquerade- The... interesting dormmate... (answer)
A dragons infatuation - Malleus X reader HC
When they snore - Mallus, Rook, Azul, Riddle, Vil (Separate) X Reader
When you cuddle them like a Koala- Housewardens (separate) X reader
A fearful realization - Malleus X reader
A fearful realization pt. 2- Malleus X reader
Lonely together - Malleus X lonely reader
The swearing issue - Lilia HC
The dreaded reunion- shit post (king!Malleus, his spouse MC, and a few other special guests.)
The secret ingredient - Lilia X Reader (lowkey shit post)
A sacrifice worth making- Malleus X reader
A "normal" therapy session - Multi (shitpost HC)
When you cry- Malleus X reader
His first and last love- Lilia x reader
Boring lectures - Malleus X reader (pretty much platonic)
Finding out you're trans masc- Malleus, idia, kalim, Riddle X trans masc reader
Biting and accidental courtship - Lilia, Malleus, Leona, Ruggie, Jack, Rook X reader
Defending your lover- General Lilia x Reader
His unique magic- Jack x Reader
A different way of fighting- General Lilia and Gremlin reader HC
Dancing in the kitchen - Lilia X reader
Writing each other letters - Lilia X reader (2 scenarios)
His birthday present- Lilia X reader
Your dream and a wish- No ship, just your dream regarding Chapter 7.
Finding you sobbing - Malleus, Lilia X reader
Chaotic Prefect - Ask/Answer
Long lived/succubus (kind of) Yuu and their infatuation with humans- Ask/answer, platonic! Baul and General Lilia
Not particularly good at baking - Lilia X reader
Lilia shit post
Your importance - Lilia X reader (short)
Flower crowns- Meleanor X reader
A heavy farewell- Lilia X reader
An interesting fascination - Pomefiore X reader who is fascinated with scars (ask/answer)
A genius feat! - Technologically challenged reader X Idia Shroud
Learning human legs- Malleus learning to form a human body HC
Being allergic to them - Octavinelle and Savanaclaw
Sleep somewhere else!- MC allergic to cats and Grim headcannon
A messy confession - Floyd X reader
Half baked confession - Malleus X Flirty/shamelessish reader
Happy birthday, Malleus! - Malleus x reader
Happy birthday, reader! - General Lilia X reader
They throw you a birthday party - Diasomnia X reader
Prefects muse- Azul, Riddle, Idia X flirty reader
Prefects muse- Jack X flirty reader
The fae with a dream - General Lilia X Fae reader (angst) TW: death, emetophobia
your jealous lover- Lilia X reader
Raising a child and his interesting parenting style - Lilia X reader
when you're sick - short Silver X reader headcannon
Missing the "girly" things - Twst (Multi! Platonic!) X Fem! reader
Day dreaming - (Short) Lilia X reader headcannon
Oblivious old man- Lilia X reader HC
When he fell in love- Vil X reader
You're pregnant! their reaction? - Vil, Malleus, Azul, Lilia X Afab reader (no pronouns)
A flowers meaning- Lilia x reader
Cuddling his Tsum- Lilia X reader
Do you regret it? - Lilia X reader
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18+ MINORS DO NOT INTERACT
A little bit of everything - Malleus Draconia relationship HC
Getting Drunk - Lilia X reader
Would they wait until marriage? - Multi (separate, lowkey shit post)
His little human toy- General Lilia X reader
Midnight dirty thoughts- About Dragon Malleus [tw monsterfucking]
Size kink HC - Malleus Draconia X reader [ tw monsterfucking]
A faes hidden desires- Malleus Draconia X reader
General Lilia Vanrouge thoughts - General Lilia x reader (short)
Pretty little pregnant you - Lilia X fem! Reader (tw: pregnancy)
Lilias praise - Lilia X reader (More suggestive than NSFW, but I placed it here anyway.)
Taking his virginity - Lilia X reader
Birthday head- Malleus x reader shit post
The unfortunate shower incident - Lilia X reader (only suggestive, not very NSFW)
living out a fantasy - Lilia X reader (TW hair pulling, slight mentions of blood)
General Lilias stress relief - Lilia x reader (TW slight non-con)
Hot spring mischief- Lilia & Malleus X reader
Guiding Malleus thru his heat- Malleus & Lilia X reader
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I'm not sure if your submissions are open– but here :D
I present thee some Monster!twst crack :))
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they're mostly just Yuu being....Yuu...
I also just realized I forgot Lilia's wings and chest..lamp thing—
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Art by @athenaw1ndr0se
OMG AAAAAAAAAAAA THIS IS GLORIOUS I LOVE IT!!!!! QAQ LET ME HUG YOU!!!!
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The sheer chaotic energy in this absolutely fits with this AU (whether Yuu is a chaotic gremlin or not), I absolutely adore everything! I can't tell you how much this made me smile when I realized it was in my inbox this morning omg! 🤣
It's so hard to choose which one I love the most, but chimera Grim being a little fire gremlin and Malleus doin' a screm is a definite fave! Also, I see what you did there with Vil. >w> I guess you could say that friendship IS magic~ 😌
And that's fine with Lilia! Sometimes details get lost when we're in the groove of things. The chaotic grin on his face makes up for it~! >w< Though I will be sure to do a concept sketch of what he looks like as a lantern bat as well as some ideas behind them. UvU In the meantime though he's just hiding his wings around his shoulders like a cape! :D
Thank you so much for the submission it's so awesome!!! QvQ
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bl00d-c0re · 1 year
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hey, what's your top 10 characters and why?
oh man that's a tough one ngl but I'll try-
not in order btw just how they come in my mind 🫶
raiden ei ; genshin impact- her lore is so interesting and I love it to bits and her personality after the archon quest it's just so 💕💕💕 (also tittie sword)
kaedehara kazuha ; genshin impact - look I love myself an poet with a tragic backstory that made my cry for days also he's design is flawless <3 oh and daddy issues
malleus draconia ; twisted wonderland - dragon fea got my whole heart in instant like hello he's so pretty ong also another lore lover
yea miko ; genshin impact - sly fox sly fox sly fox sly fox, god I wanna touch her ears so badly you don't understand. oh and amazing design but I do wish it resembled a bit more the other shrine maidens
mikasa akerman ; attack on titan - my girl deserve more and that's final I love her backstory so much it's so sad and it's just so sjjsjdjrjgj also her hair in season 4? got me in a chokehold ong
armin arlet ; attack on titan - my babygirl my little meow meow I love him sm it's inhuman peak design peak character peak everything words can't describe how perfect he's in my eyes I just love him your honor
lillia vanrouge ; twisted wonderland - got my heart in instant pt.2 and we love a past general fea that's now an chaotic gremlin and an father of 3 <3
wanderer/scaramouche ; genshin impact - love them mommy issues and being and being an whole ass song. lore that made my cry for days pt.2 gods hit lore is so depressing and I love it just for that but ngl wished he still had his electro design but I understand why he chose to change it
vil schoenheit ; twisted wonderland - I have no reason to love this man but I really do also let me have his hair omfg
riddle rosehearts ; twisted wonderland - he has anger issues I have anger issues perfect match! mommy issues pt.2 and lore that made my cry my eyes for days pt.3 I'm going to just feed him tarts for days that's what he deserves jsndjdfissh
that took so much thinking ong also yes the majority are from genshin and twst but just because they're my hyperfixations as of rn sjsjdbhdjd
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mcdonaldsnumberone · 2 years
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yeah i agree with guac, cater sees your ass and goes skurngly. Now wouldnt it be funny if kaiser liked you. Wouldn't that be hilarious.
why did u want me dead with this WHAT DID I EVER DO TO U.
im gonna give cater a smooch on the top of his head (and then put him in a blender) and then shove kaiser into a meat grinder <3 i want him so bad but i dont . hope this helps <3 xoxo
FOR U BESTIE BAE
mhyk: lennox!! well mannered big titty man who also cares for u a lot. very good . husband material . a little bad at expressing emotions but he is trying his best i promise u
twst: silver!! hes very well mannered too but also a little stupid and we all like men who know their place. also floyd but i think u two wld end up killing each other so we'll think abt that
bllk: bachira. chaotic gremlin that is so shaped. everyone loves him a lot. literally just some dude doing whatever the fuck he wants. very cute. very insane.
bnha: denki!!! he seems like ur brand of endearingly stupid! also u two seem to have similar friendly vibes so i think ud get along :)
ask game!
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artistfaery · 3 years
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Blue waistcoat, pink hair, yellow eyes
Jill belongs to @imowlysh and Claire belongs to iv_oryy on twitter!
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shiny-jr · 2 years
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I LOVE THE HEATHERS AU!! Do you have plans for the other TWST boys as well or will you be keeping it around the ones you just wrote? Also, where is Grim?
Sorry if I'm bombarding you with too much questions. If the AU is still in it's early stages, feel free to ignore this!
- a lurking gremlin anon
Thank you, anon! I don't really have any particular ideas for the other characters, since there aren't a lot of characters in Heathers. Plus having so many students involved in the story would make things chaotic and too busy, thus hard to write. So I'll be keeping it to the ones I wrote and established already (no Grim), but I have imagined some of the other characters in the same setting too. Here's a few descriptions I came up with for some characters that aren't included. 
Cater Diamond, local fan of Vil Schoenheit and friend of Rook Hunt. He's a member of the yearbook committee and unlike some of the others, he isn't some cultish fan that worshipped Vil's trio. Cater is actually fairly fashionable, even if he couldn't always wear the high-quality clothes like the infamous clique, he could still look good in his own way. The photographer was often seen wearing a cute sweater usually with white jeans and a headband for his orange hair. And of course, a photographer like him couldn't catch photos and juicy moments without a camera hanging around his neck. Believe it or not, Cater is pretty friendly, even if he does have a habit of tricking newbies to do his tasks around the school. Don't tell him a secret though, because by the end of the day over half of the school will know it because of him.
Leona Kingscholar, head of the football team. Don't assume just because he's the leader of a bunch of dumb jocks that he's dumb too. Far from it actually. He's conniving and smart for someone of his position, and also creates strategies to lead his team to victory. If it weren't for Vil and his clique, Leona and his gang would surely take the crown for top of the hierarchy. When not wearing a varsity jacket, he prefers to wear a denim jacket or a black leather jacket over either a plain shirt or button-up. The most intricate thing about his outfit would be the colorful bandanas he wears for some control over his wild mane and the golden chain around his neck. Be wary of Leona, he certainly is not very friendly or forgiving, you don't want to mess with him at all for he's been in his own share of fights and he always emerges victorious.
Jack Howl, a rising star on the football team. He, a freshman like Ace and Deuce, was chosen for the team. Although even more than the two previously mentioned, he’s gaining a bigger reputation for his intense skills at athletics and never starting conflict. If there’s conflict with him, you can be sure he didn’t start it but he will definitely finish it. You can spot him from across the hall with that build and height. When not wearing the varsity jacket, he settles with a plain white shirt and either a leather jacket or bomber jacket over it. If you happen to see him during practice, he will have shed his jacket and just wear the white sleeveless shirt that reveal his toned arms. Yeah, his muscles aren’t just for show. Jack may just be a freshman but do not pick a fight with him. 
Azul Ashengrotto, another “nerd.” However, this nerd has more influence and power. Azul may be a nerd, but he’s certainly not bullied, he actually has a lot more power than most are willing to admit. He knows everyone’s business, he knows everything about everyone and uses this to his advantage. You would think that the skinny glasses-wearing guy wearing a freshly-ironed shirt with clean pants and suspenders, socks, and polished shoes would be an easy target to bully, but oh no. One wrong move and Azul will expose your dirtiest secrets. He uses this power to avoid being bullied and to gain favors and such. Yeah, he has students around campus doing odd jobs and chores and other strange tasks for him, just to avoid their secret getting out. So do not cross Azul. 
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honey-milk-depresso · 3 years
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Hey!
If you’re still taking requests, may I ask for a Venti darling with Scarabia and anyone else you like!
(Love my wind gremlin (T▽T))
Yep I love Venti oh my god- He's so beautiful and his voice JJDBHDHDHDH- But obviously I still love Geo Daddy and Lil miss Ganyu as my number ones-
And instead of a lyre, how about a guitar in replacement? Also added in Floyd.
Hope you enjoy! ^^
Recalcitrant, carefree, and playful, you're a free-spirited individual who is bold, and doesn't care about insults thrown at you, and ignore those of higher authority.
You love roaming, and spreading about joy with your acoustic music, having a genuine, lighthearted smile to liven up the mood.
But even as playful as you are, you're someone down to earth; philosophical, wise.... solemn. Deep down, you're a lonely soul.. Perhaps NRC can tune a note to your heart?
TWST The Carefree yet lonely guitar player, s/o (Venti)
Kalim al Asim
Kalim is fond of you're cheery attitude!
He especially loves listening to the sound of you strumming your acoustic guitar, as you pluck at its strings, letting your voice flow smoothly like a calm river.
To him, you seem like a cheery, optimistic and fearless, and he aspires to be like you!
You're just someone who can stand up for yourself, and he wants to be somewhat independent like how you are, too!
You just seem to make the atmosphere more lively!
It doesn't matter who hates you, you still continue to play your guitar, and spread around happiness to those feeling down in the dumps.
That's very sweet of you!
But when he learns more about you, he feels so sorry you feel lonely, and that your friends in your world have left you one by one.
No one deserves to be alone! Especially you! Someone who has always been there for others and spread about their music to those who feel sad and lonely.
He spoils you with love, care and company, and he exclaims how sorry he is for you.
You told him very fondly and gratefully with a soft yet solemn expression,
"Well, I might say I've gotten over it, but I guess avoiding the feeling would only make it find you easier. The feeling of loneliness is inevitable. And it's not just the feeling when no one's there to be here with me at times. But... the feeling that no one wants you around..."
You sadly smiled at him, with an expression of genuine gratitude. "But.. thank you, Kalim. I thank you for being here for me!" you giggled.
Kalim could only pull you into a hug, telling you he's happy he's you're here for him too <3
Jamil Viper
At first, Jamil is quite irked with how annoying you can be.
With your cheery, bold and carefree attitude drives him nuts.
You're like Kalim but with attitude-
It's worse-
Dear sevens-
And you constantly annoy and tease him by playing on your guitar at times.
"DID THE LIGHTS JUST WENT OUT-"
*you come in and strum your guitar* "When your lights don't work like they used to before!~"
"OH STFU-"
Yeah-
But Jamil wasn't going to lie; you can make him crack up a lot. You're just so fun to be with as much as chaotic, and he won't admit it, but life couldn't have been more fun with you.
You played a song on your guitar, strumming and plucking at its string as it released an upbeat acoustic version of dancing music, as you invite him to dance along to the rhythm.
He had fun, and he felt a lot calmer and much happier after a tired day of doing his vice dorm leader duties.
He can't help but smile.
So it surprised him when he found out how lonely you felt.
For someone who has been playful, rebellious and annoyingly cheerful and cheeky.. he didn't expect you to feel so... sad. But I guess people wear masks to cover their true emotions, huh? He can relate with that.
He starts understanding you a bit more, and realize that you have always went all out to make people smile and he tries his best too in his own way. With his cooking, dancing or company, he sticks with you.
"Heh.. Thanks for being with me, Jamil. I don't look like I'm who I am. But, I guess I feel bummed out by how my friends left me. Whether because they didn't found interest in me or they.. well.. left off to a better place.. But when I look back, all of the people that have left me are like a reflection of who I am. The type of friends you make reflect who you are as a person. I'm glad you guys have shown me that I'm not as bad as I see myself, of course, I'm better~" you teased him at the very last part, as you winked with your tongue sticking out at the corner of your lips.
Your words... are very wise. He could only look at his hands, before placing one over to cover both your hands.
"I'm glad to have you too, s/o."
Floyd Leech
Floyd finds you fun!
Maybe it's because you get him.
Of all people, you're philosophical mind masked by your humor is relatable to him. His way of thinking is different and unique than most others, and someone like you really digs it.
"Yeah, cheesecake is just cheese on the birthday cake! Wanna do that to Azul?"
And apart from that, you have been his favorite prank buddy.
You're incredible for that, and he cracks up so much when you just talk to him. You're naturally funny and hilarious to him, and you've never failed to make Floyd's day.
His mood swings do get the best of the eel, sometimes he feels sulky, angry or sad because of his peers nagging and what not, and he just doesn't feel like talking to you.
You play for him a soothing tune on your guitar, carefully plucking at it's strings like porcelain, as you strum and hum with a soft and gentle tone.
He's much more relaxed, and he sometimes would fall asleep on your lap, dreaming about you playing a never ending tune for him in the sea if that could ever happen.
He's much happier with you, so he doesn't get it when you told him one day you feel sad.
Why is shrimpy sad? He's confused.
When you told him about your sudden episodes of feeling lonely, he's suddenly curious. he gets mood swings.. but feeling.. lonely?
"I'm not saying I don't enjoy your company, trust me when I say I do. But... when I look back to the past.. I can't help but miss my friends. The ones who find no use in me no longer and the ones that went to a better place... I miss them all. You.. have always made my day less stormy and much sunnier. I can't thank you enough, Floyd. All my loneliness.. just shows me how desperate I am in need of myself. I'm sure you must have felt so lonely before to think no one's around to think about you.. But, that's where I'm so thankful to meet you."
Floyd could only stare you with wide eyes. He.. doesn't know how to feel, but immediately pull you into his embrace.
"I've never felt lonely when I met you, shrimpy.." <3
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alonelysimp · 2 years
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𝙼𝚞𝚝𝚞𝚊𝚕𝚜 𝙻𝚒𝚜𝚝
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@hqrbinger - Loser (affectionate), dragged me onto tumblr, homophobic how we've not met irl yet so i cannot say she's my irl, *slaps roof of curse* this bad thing can fit so many Conan Gray songs in it
@heyitslane-sl - monsterkisser, best dad, list goes on !! has hot ocs, idk what to tell you man. intimidating, but ily <3 a god disguised as a human that jokes about being a god so no one will suspect them of being one
@cerasus--flores - my spouse that's proposed to me... 4? 5 times now? i think?? first choice of homoerotically fighting one of my moots to the death, has an adorable laugh and is vv pretty
@hushyouu - Ven, my beloved partner in EBG against Curse !! Really sweet, I will fight multiple people for their voice. Really pretty art, I see her staying up in vc with Curse at about the time I wake up ^^
@belovedespressosimp - Platonic spouse, assigned madeleine cookie kinnie (kin assigned me espresso cookie), never online, "9+ messages from [REDACTED]" ig notifs, regularly infodumps dsmp lore, my sweet sugar plum angel darling baby sunshine partner /ij
@kamiyatos - I love their writing so much omg- watches naruto !! vv nice, i followed xyr old blog for their monachopsis series and hunted down their new blog for it >:D a cool moot, kinda intimidating but ily ^^' <3 /p
@mrpenguinpants - old moot !! i never see their posts on the dash bc tumblr is. well. tumblr. but fellow chaeya enjoyer !! member of the chaeya roundtable !! ily ^^ /p
@hunniewriting - Ottis !! beloved moot even tho we don't talk much !! writes for m!reader and i love u for it /p. fellow arcana and twst enjoyer :D <3
@urujiako - sweet moot, giving her a big hug rn !! seeing her online always brightens my day a little :D fellow barbara kinnie too, if i remember correctly?? hehe <3
@helpidkwhattoput - i shoved her into the moot circle <33 was also intimidated by lane. a chaotic little gremlin whom i love dearly
@chichikoi - diluc simp. (my first memory of u is fighting healers vs food <3)
@heartofdef - EBG menace, other beloved partner in EBG against Curse !! I'm convinced they're a cryptid tho, which is a bit odd but that's okay I love them anyways
@simp-lyzity - Probably isn't a cryptid, just disappears sometimes. Tried to bonk Karu once, which was the equivalent of throwing gasoline on the fire. Love u still ^^
uhmm this is a pt 1, I'll do a pt 2 soon !! also apologies for the tag !! hehe
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h4kka · 3 years
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Could I beat the Hypnosis Mic boys in a fight?
I’m not in the twst fandom but I found this one post where someone evaluated all the twst boys and whether or not they could beat them in a fight, so I figured I’d do the same with the Hypmic dudes. Only one rule: No Hypnosis Mics allowed.
Ichiro: He’s a physically strong guy who sometimes fights crime and also used to be a delinquent, so he’d definitely win...except not really because Ichiro’s too nice to fight me, plus he’s one of my best boys so I don’t want to fight him either.
Conclusion: Nobody wins.
Jiro: He’s around my age (at least at the moment I wrote this) and he’s a generally nice dude with a good personality, so we’d probably be friends who wouldn’t get into physical fights, but in the scenario where we absolutely have to throw hands (friendly sparring, maybe?), it would likely be a draw. Dude’s a soccer player, but he probably wouldn’t be strong enough to completely overpower me since I’m also a green belt in karate (but I’m a bit prone to hesitating, plus...I haven’t taken lessons in a while).
Conclusion: Draw.
Saburo: He’s a kid. I’m an adult. Adults beating up kids = BAD.
Conclusion: Nobody wins.
Samatoki: He wouldn’t fight me because I’m a girl. I wouldn’t fight him either because I love him.
Conclusion: Nobody wins.
Jyuto: Assaulting a cop who’s had plenty of experience fighting crime is not a good idea in the slightest. Let’s leave it at that.
Conclusion: Jyuto wins and my 5’3” ass gets sent to jail.
Riou: Like Ichiro, he’d undoubtedly win hypothetically, but in reality Riou wouldn’t want to fight a 5’3” 19 year old nerd because he’s just a big ol’ teddy bear.
Conclusion: Nobody wins.
Ramuda: He’s 2 inches shorter than me so our height difference isn’t too big, but I’d definitely win regardless because he likely doesn’t have any physical combat experience whatsoever. Can we get an F for Ramuda’s groin?
Conclusion: Maggie wins.
Gentaro: Gee, I wonder who’d win in a fight, an author with no combat experience or a green belt in karate?
Conclusion: Maggie wins.
Dice: He’d put up a semi-decent fight, but without a Hypnosis Mic he’s kinda powerless in the end. A single kick to the nuts would probably send him wailing.
Conclusion: Maggie wins.
Jakurai: A hypothetical win for Jakurai; he used to be an assassin, after all. But Jakurai wouldn’t want to fight me. I wouldn’t want to fight him either. Not necessarily because pissing him off is a VERY bad idea, but because he’s a genuinely sweet man who’s nice to everyone.
Conclusion: Nobody wins.
Hifumi: I’d definitely win hypothetically, but at the cost of making a man with severe gynophobia cry. Nobody wants that.
Conclusion: Nobody wins.
Doppo: Why the hell would I fight Doppo? Why the hell would anyone fight Doppo? He’s a tired, overworked, and perpetually stressed man whose mental health is being eaten away by a shitty corporation. He just needs a rest.
Conclusion: Nobody wins.
Sasara: He's totally chaotic and unpredictable AND he's got some decent level of combat experience as seen in the DH vs BAT manga, so if I were to throw hands with the resident funnyman (not that I’d want to bc why would you wanna beat him up?), he'd definitely fuck me up.
Conclusion: Sasara wins.
Rosho: Since I’m a college student and Rosho’s a teacher, he would absolutely not be okay with the prospect of throwing hands with me. I don’t wanna fight him either. He’s a good man who wants to help kids achieve their dreams.
Conclusion: Nobody wins.
Rei: I’d definitely lose. He’s a con man, for Pete’s sake, not to mention he’s almost a whole foot taller than me. He WILL find a way to fuck me up somehow.
Conclusion: Rei wins.
Kuko: As said above, I tend to hesitate when I’m doing karate and it’s been a while since I was able to attend lessons, and even if I put up a good fight, Kuko’s the one who has experience physically fighting off bullies to the point of getting sued.
Conclusion: Kuko wins.
Jyushi: No. I’m not fighting Jyushi. Anyone who tries to beat up Jyushi is a horrible excuse for a human being.
Conclusion: Nobody wins.
Hitoya: If I tried to pick a fight with him he'd probably just find me to be Kuko 2.0. In other words, he'd just think I'm an annoying gremlin. He's not gonna bother throwing hands with me.
Conclusion: Nobody wins.
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wizardess-legends · 2 years
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If The Girls Ended Up In NRC
Summary: A Twisted Wonderland Crossover! Imagine if they ended up at Night Raven College instead of attending Gedonelune Magic Academy (Have I been playing TWST.. Yes and I'm obsessed :3)
Lizzy: Heartslabyul
There are times in the garden students of Heartslabyul can spot a cute small blue fox running around every now and again, Obviously no one knows where it came from or who it could belong to; however, what they do know is that it likes to cause chaos. Funnily enough it’s her that is the little gremlin causing chaos around the dorm
Speaking of her fox form, many would assume that was her signature spell. Wrong, that is just a condition she had after an experiment gone wrong back home. Her signature spell is actually called, Animal Party Necropolis: Being able to summon reanimated beasts to which she is able to summon up to two at a time
She makes it a point to at least try to be social with other students from the other dorms but primarily she can be found with peers from her dormitory. Amongst them, Cater is her bff as he lives for her chaotic energy and is pretty much her wingman. Riddle has a love hate friendship with her: he hates that she’s making a mess with her glitter bomb pranks, but also he rather enjoys her baking/cooking so it kinda balances out (If anyone ever tries to point out that she seems to get away with a lot, Riddle always denies it) If she isn’t with Cater, she can be found hanging out with the Leech twins. Her and Floyd get into all types of mischief together as Jade is there for the entertainment though of course even he’ll join in their shenanigans on occasion
Being part of the performance club after sometime students have considered her an idol. As of course, because of her vastly growing popularity Azul decides to capitalize on having idol Lizette coming to perform at the lounge on certain nights knowing it’ll bring in more customers. What could she say, she’s a fox of all trades
In a similar case to Rook, she will speak in Italian: she could be thinking in English but verbally it comes out in Italian OR if some unfortunate soul decided to make her mad whatever the case maybe… Well they’re not gonna understand a single thing she’s yelling at them cuz all English has flew out the window
Kaiser: Ignihyde
Kaiser is pretty anti-social and generally tends to keep her distance from others so she’d fit right in. She’s also pretty good with mechanics so she’s rather helpful in repairs or building
She is pretty much the tough sister figure of the dormitories group, probs the most violent member of Ignihyde if we’re being honest here. Idia doesn’t want her getting into trouble, but also he’s just very grateful that she has his back when needed (which is probs a lot cuz his anxiety)
If she’s forced to socialize for class purposes or the likes there are generally only three dorms she’d really surround herself with aside from her own dorm: Diasomnia, Pomefiore, and Octavinelle:
She isn’t exactly friends with Rook, but she’s capable of holding a conversation in French with him so of course he’s over the moon happy while on the other hand she is actually quite close to Epel; the first time she heard him curse she laughed (Which is very rare) and that’s pretty much how their friendship started.
There is a mutual respect between her and Jade as generally they’re partners during projects in classes they have together; however, Floyd on the other hand purposely annoys her to pick a fight to which his defense every time is “I can’t help it, Sea Snakey is just so cute when she’s angy.”
Just about everyone in Diasomnia she gets along with… Well except for Sebek; she gets rather annoyed when he is always loudly trying to correct her behavior/mannerisms around Malleus as Sebek sees her lax and casualness to be disrespectful to his housewarden.
Her signature spell is called Psychosis: She’s able to alter a person’s or group of people’s reality (in connection to her affinity to using illusionary magic)
Akemi: Diasomnia
Sweet, sweet baby is the most social and bubbly of the Diasomnia members. Despite her appearance of being short (shorter than Lilia by 3 inches), her being very cute, and her bubbly personality; Akemi is surely incredibly strong. Silver is the very protective brother figure who will carry her around or hold her hand
She’s pretty much liked by the majority of the students at the college and there are a good amount of students that even give her treats since it’s common to see her snacking throughout the day due to her need to keep up her energy
Her signature spell is called Simon Says: Similar to Ruggie’s Laugh With Me, with her blood acting like strings she’s able to control an individual’s body. The more strings she utilizes the stronger the control she has over the individual (poor Sebek nearly had a heart attack when seeing her bite her own hand to use her signature for the first time)
Speaking of Sebek he holds her to the same regard that he holds for their housewarden; he literally treats her like a princess. He’s a big ole’ worry wort that sticks beside her if Silver isn’t around in fear that some lowly individual would have the audacity to try to bully or harm her (even if she doesn’t need his protection, he still has a strong sense of responsibility to protect her)
Generally at times if she isn’t with her dorm family, she’s with Kalim as the two rays of sunshine's go for carpet rides to enjoy the beautiful day outside. Them being in the same room together is like a double kill of just lil beans being happy and sweet to others
Fay: Octavinelle
Her mature nature along with her elegance and her professionalism allows her to perfectly fit along with the other members of this dorm. Essentially she’s kinda like a Jade 2.0, but just an inch or two shorter than the twins
She’s very organized because of her ocd so needless to say all documents, reports, and the likes are organized accordingly by current date. Also if the smallest thing is out of place she will surely correct whoever made that mistake and have it be fixed. Surely her being an extra hand around Mostro Lounge helps so that Jade can tend to the more… Pressing matters
Speaking of pressing matters, if the twins happen to be busy with other tasks, Azul will send Fay to go seek out the students to have a small… Talk about their debts that still need to be paid
Fay’s signature spell is called Open Like A Book: Making eye contact with an individual she can see what they fear to which her magic manifests that very fear
There are very few people at the college she associates herself with, as it’s not necessarily about not getting along with others or even not liking someone. Moreover that if they cannot hold an intellectual conversation with her, she just simply has no interest in befriending them
It’s sometimes common to see her with Riddle or even Malleus when she isn’t working at the Monstro Lounge. She rather enjoys discussing policies and rules with Riddle over tea or they’re talking about interesting books they’ve read. On the other hand Malleus a lot of their interactions are mainly accompanying each other during strolls around the campus with small conversations here and there
Aphrodite: Pomefiore
Dite is right at home with how prim and proper she is along with her passion for fashion. She’s either loved or disliked, there’s really no in between which surprisingly she’s fine with and accepts things how they are… for the most part
Of course that nobility air to her can make her seem quite unapproachable unless she’s the one who’s initiating the conversation. Vil loves her; her clothing designs are impeccable, her etiquette is just about flawless. Truly she’s the standard that he strives to make all the other students in his dorm. Pretty much they’re together all the time except for the classes they don’t have together (which it’s majority of classes)
Even though she calls herself a bully who bullies the other bullies, she can become very cruel if set off. It’s much worse if the two are together, like it isn’t wise as thankfully many of the students are smart enough to know that. Her and Rook tend to clash every now and again over things like choice of colors and patterns for clothing, but any other time they get along fine
Beautification Crystallization is the name of Dite’s Signature Spell. Essentially this spells allow her to crystalize things; in the sense using it against other magic she can negate certain spells (except for fire) and can send the crystalized magic back at the castor
She’s definitely going to try and have her own little pop up shop in town for her clothes and the few accessories she makes. She really is a person who’s great at giving advice for what to get for gifts or even love advice
Genova: Scarabia
Probably the most skittish one out of all the other students of Scarabia, but her love of astrology certainly shows the makings of a Scarabia student
Kalim just LOVES being able to teach her about their customs and the likes; as he can come off as a little… Too strong or too excited at times, but thankfully Jamil is around to keep him contained for the most part
Well no one except for Crowley and the staff knew of Genova’s curse problem at the time. So the first time during a history class and Nova accidentally getting a papercut, needless to say pretty much all the students freaked out when she suddenly turned to ash out of nowhere only for a child version of her to be popping out of the ash pile moments afterwards. Over time it seems that Jamil had developed a sixth sense for whenever this happens since he’ll be there just a little while after it happened and if it ain’t him, it’s Jack
Speaking of child Genova, the amount of times Jamil has had to chase Lilia down to retrieve her is grand to which of course Silver scolds his father for ‘stealing’ a child. Floyd one time ran all the way to Monstro with her (probs as harmless as him wanting to treat her to chickie nuggies or just have a moment of being the older brother for once) as you could guess he unintentionally scared the poor thing making Nova cry. Thankfully Jade watched over her while he worked, the whole time she had clinged onto him for dear life
Her signature spell is called Protection of Bane: Bane being her contracted guardian, she can summon the huge black wolf as he’ll come out from the shadows. Essentially aside from protecting Genova, the bond they have he’s able to amplify her magical power thus allowing her to cast much stronger spells though it does tend to tire her out quicker the longer or the more she uses that amplified power
Generally if she isn’t with Kalim and Jamil, there’s a likeliness of finding her with individuals like: Jack, Trey, Silver, or even Idia (well if you can find where the two have gone off into hiding)
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