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Also I love pineapple on pizza
#trans#transgender#lgbtq#transfem#lgbtqia#transgirl#trans woman#trans memes#trans funny#thirsty#thirst meme
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Hello! Here are some fun facts about me!
I am...
quite pale
permanently tired-looking with shadowy circles under my eyes
naturally very protective of and reluctant to part with my blood (nurses HATE him)
sensitive to bright light
unfortunately rather hairless
liable to use unnecessarily formal/stilted language at the drop of a hat
fairly nocturnal
a hermit
currently obsessed with victorian aesthetics (for writing purposes, but still)
literally allergic to sunlight, I think???
and I have to say, it is horribly cruel of the universe to make me so vampire-coded when it is my god-given, transgender right to be a goddamn werewolf.
#my strongly suspected sun allergy could be a gift from my grandpa! thanks pappy! REALLY APPRECIATE IT PAPPY!#ftm radio#transgender#trans#ftm#trans guy#nonbinary trans guy#trans masc#trans man#trans masculine#nonbinary#nonbinary man#nonbinary guy#ftm meme#trans meme#trans funny#trans joke#vampire#werewolf#trans vampire#trans werewolf#vampire coded#werewolf coded
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Hello this is me summoning everyone who either is trans masc or knows a trans masc.
A while ago, I made a playlist that’s all songs that make me, a certified trans guy, feel…
A. like a guy
B. Hot as fuck
I mainly listened to it on days where dysphoria was really bad, and I found that it helped a lot. It’s like a nice little reminder that I am a guy no matter what my body looks like, and that I’m rocking it too. So I figured, hey, it would be awesome if I got a bunch of other songs from other trans mascs that make them feel the same thing and then threw them into the playlist. Or inspired them to do a similar thing.
So this is my call to action. What songs make you feel like a whole dude? What songs make you feel like you’re a model about to reject all the agencies that are below you? What songs have 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 trans guy energy?
Any suggestions would be awesome, whether they’re from big or small artists! And if you’re not a trans masc but happen to know one or two, ask them as well! I’m trying to get as many songs as I can :D
(Here’s the playlist I have so far for reference in case you want to know what I have already.)
#trans#trans humor#transgender#transftm#transpride#ftm#transguythoughts#trans funny#trans memes#trans man#trans guy#trans songs#trans pride#trans masc#trans masculine#trans community#trans playlist#please oh please I’m just dying for songs that fit the vibe#Spotify#lgbtq community#lgbtq#lgbtqia#lgbtqplus#lgbtqiia+#queer
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my brain: you feeling dysphoric?
me: nah actually feelin pretty good
my brain: ah that's cool!
me:
my brain:
me: ohhhh, fu-
my brain: yeah, sorry about that
#transgender#transmasc#dysphoric#dysphoria#transgender memes#trans memes#trans funny#transgender funny#text post
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"Your pronouns are whats in your pants"
Guys my new pronouns are pepto/bismol
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What if there was a tv show where it’s advertised as “STRAIGHT MEN ONLY!!! NON POLITICAL SHOW FOR AVERAGE VIEWERS WITHOUT ANY POLITICALS BECAUSE THERE ARE ONLY STRAIGHT MEN HERE AND STRAIGHT MEN ARE THE LEAST POLITICAL MOST BASED GENDERS”
and the actual show is just fucking filled with transhet men Trojan horse style
That’d be such a fucking funny prank of a tv show. Just troll the ‘tv too political now’ people.
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Minha habilidade pra seduzir!!
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This is my new favourite headline I've seen all year lmaooo
#transgender#miss italia#queer#funny#lmao#lgbtq+#queer news#lgbtq+ news#transmasc#transfem#ftm#mtf#this is iconic#sad that the trans women can't compete though#maybe this will change things#trans solidarity
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I Only Pass in Airports for Some Reason.
It’s such a grand time. I go through security, step into that tube scanner thing, it spins around, then I step out and inevitably there is a bunch of markers all over my chest because they put in “male” for the sex. Then one of three things happen.
1. The TSA agent stares at me for a second, terrified to ask if I’m trans. I just stare back.
2. They do a double take, quickly switch the sex, and ask me to step in again with no question.
3. The male agent pats me down, hits tit, and then start apologizing profusely as I try not to giggle like a fool.
Sometimes I consider going through TSA just for the affirmation alone at this point. It’s great for the ego.
#trans#transgender#ftm#trans pride#transguythoughts#trans guy#trans funny#transguy#transmasc#ftm humor#trans man#transgender funny#trans humor
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By far the funniest transition timelines are the ones from trans men where the "before" picture is some teeny little guy with sad baby seal eyes and the "after" picture looks like Kratos
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a yt video: here are tips on passing as a pre-t ftm!!
me, pre-t ftm: yeahhh boysss
video: first of all you might not be able to wear your favorite clothes if you really want to pass
me: false
video: like if you have a feminine t-shirt you really like, don't wear it
me: absolutely not, perish
video: and like if your favorite shoes are heels you have to wear sneakers, and
me, closing the video, not ever a full minute in: shutupshutupshutupshutup
(this is meant to be funny, but seriously. if anyone is telling you to ditch your favorite clothes solely bc you're trans and the clothes are meant for your agab, don't listen. passing isn't as important as wearing what makes you happy)
#lgbtq#transgender funny#transgender#trans funny#no i will not drop the link to the video#nobody needs that negativity
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this is my new favorite genre of images
here’s more, you gremlins.
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"the vocaloid community cant be THAT funny" here's kyounosuke yoshitate, voice provider of nekomura iroha, in the MIDDLE OF HIS VIDEO WHERE HE CAME OUT AS TRANS
i think about this so fucking often. its been 2 years and sometimes i still randomly go "i cant believe yoshitate kyounosuke used his fucking coming out to shill for iroha.... legend.... icon...."
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