bernard: i’m going to club you on the head with a rolling pin if you don’t drag yourself from your computer and eat
tim: you wouldn’t dare!
bernard: babe, i fought an entire cult keeping up with robin - a trained professional - in hand to hand combat, yes i would dare
tim: you’re genuinely frightening… it’s hot
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"Heroes don't die in their first battle, Tilly."
I was watching Disney's Sleeping Beauty and got inspired to finish this drawing of Gallowmere's most doomed-by-the-narrative friend group/polycule. From left to right is Wartilda/The Pumpkin Witch, Sir Daniel Fortesque, and Canny Tim, and no one is escaping that Battle of Gallowmere unscathed, especially not the poor woman who has to bury both her fiance and her best friend.
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[credit to @aimeedaisies for those pictures this morning, and @princessanneftw for this idea that I could not let go of 😊]
Edit - I'm sorry, I should have tagged the entire fAnnedom because all your marvellously funny posts went into this 😄
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Fighting demons <- the temptation to write an overwhelmingly mushy de aging story where alfred gets to take care of a baby
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i have been thinking about reverse robins au a lot lately and ended up drawing red hood tim...
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Fuck it. Changing my profile pic for the first time since my Check, Please! era.
Behold:
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“What is wrong with you?”
First animated crush was literally pollution that was voiced by Tim Curry.
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Batman AU
Batman tells Gordon that he doesn't kill. Thinking that it's a legality issue, Gordon deputizes Batman and gives him a gun and badge. Batman of course doesn't use the gun and just figures Gordon is stressed.
After Joker kills a Robin, Gordon starts to deputize the Batfam members.
Gordon: Next time you see that clown. Take. The. Shot. Rookie.
Robin (Tim, tiny ass 14 year old holding a 45 magnum): Umm... Yes sir?
Batman (plus all the Rogues, minions, and citizens of Gotham when Robin shows up with a 45 Magnum):
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What a fun friend group! Sure hope none of them are doomed by the narrative.
MediEvil: Resurrection being ported onto the PS4/PS5 has given me an incentive to draw my horrible idea that these three were all in a lovely little friendgroup-with-benefits/polycule together and that Res!Pumpkin Witch was good friends with Canny Tim as well as Dan.
Sir Daniel is playing a song about how he's going to fell Zarok's demons like wheat before the sharpened scythe. She remains unconvinced.
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